Anyone looking to find a trite, predictable, stereotypical listing of crap black people hate will be severely disappointed by this blog. If you are one of those folks, then I apologize in advance for having to bring you to the shocking realization that, yes, black people hate more than mayonnaise and the Klan. In fact, I happen to love mayo, and my first blog even offers a backhanded-but-sincere compliment to the KKK. If you have a problem with this, you are more than welcome to email someone who cares.
This blog is also not intended to be anything original. I can already imagine the droves of (probably white) people who will lambast me for simply copying the ideas of other stuff[ethnicity]people[like|love|hate|loathe].[com|org|biz|tv] sites. So before you waste your time emailing me and depreciating my delete key, I’ll give you the answer you’re looking for (or not):
I don’t give a shit.
The point of this blog isn’t to be original. The point of this blog is to keep me from losing my mind.
To put it briefly, StuffBlackPeopleHate is one of the only outlets I have to rant and rave about the things that piss me off as a black man (other things piss me off too, but none moreso in frequency than those that relate to my blackness. The intensity-of-anger prize goes to things related to my Indian-ness, but I digress.) If I do not get these issues off my chest, then there is a small chance that I will become clinically insane.
So please shut the hell up about my originality, and pray for my immortal soul.