Clinton Supporters

27 08 2008

I was about to pull into the parking garage near my office when NPR, which never fails to enrage me at least once a day, featured a report from the floor of the DNC. The report focused on Hillary Clinton’s supporters – specifically those who are refusing to support Barack Obama in spite of the following facts:

  • Obama won the nomination
  • Hillary Clinton is urging all her supporters to back Obama
  • The supporters are lifelong Democrats who have NEVER voted Republican or sat out an election
  • Everyone from Obama, to Clinton, to the DNC is urging party unity
  • John McCain will kill us all

Nearly everyone still supporting Clinton has two of three traits in common. First, they are middle aged white women. Seriously. Damn near all of them. Not only are they all middle aged white women, but they all look the same: short Hillary-style hairdo, moderately to severely overweight, pants suit of some sort, fucking goddamn pins and other pieces of feminist and pro-Hillary flair all over their clothing.

Figure 1: Hillary Clinton Supporter

Secondly, Hillary supporters fall into one of two categories: 1.) those who say they will vote for Obama if he’s willing to blow a requisite amount of sunshine up their asses (e.g. supporting roll call votes, etc.), and 2.) those who simply will not vote for Obama at all, despite Clinton and Obama supporting nearly identical policy proposals, and are in effect taking their balls (yea, that’s right) and going home. Both of these camps are insanely idiotic.

It’s interesting to know that women, who are supposed to be the fairer and more emotionally grounded sex, are willing to fuck over the whole entire country because their candidate didn’t win. They seriously think that if they skip the general election out of spite, then 4 – 8 more years of John McBush will somehow be Barack Obama’s fault instead of their own. I imagine these same women refuse to feed their infants and, when they die of starvation, they shrug their shoulders and tell the jury “hey…that nigga shoulda hit up a Hunan or somethin’.”

My favorite quote from these women comes in the following form:

“I’m a lifelong democrat. I’ve never voted non-Democrat in 40 years, and I’ve never sat out an election. But this time…I don’t know…I just don’t know.”

As a black person, it’s tempting to substitute “I don’t know” with “I hate niggers”, but I think this lets them off a little too easy. People who are racist are taught to be that way by their parents and by the media when they are still young, impressionable, and not responsible for what they are exposed to. Crying racism makes it too easy to shift blame to previous generations or abstract conceptions of “The Man”, and racism is a charge that’s way too easy for these women to deny (“my son has a colored friend!”).

Instead, I like to chalk up their reluctance to plain old fucking immaturity. It’s far more insulting to be called a child than a racist. They didn’t get what they wanted, so now they’re crying their figurative eyes out like a toddler that just spent a week in a sex offenders’ prison.

Figure 2: Hillary Clinton supporter

“My candidate didn’t win. Boo hoo. Now I’m gonna let the world burn and tell everybody ‘I told ya so!'” This is, of course, all the more infuriating because Obama’s black supporters on the whole would have never adopted a passive aggressive stance like this if Clinton won. Sure we’d be pissed, but we wouldn’t cut off our nose to spite our face. This is proven by the fact that black people didn’t stay home during the general election after Jesse Jackson (who was still respected in 1988) didn’t win the nomination 20 years ago.

Clinton supporters (middle-aged white ones in particular), however, are showing just how selfish they really are. They are willing to risk keeping the party divided at the start of one of the most crucial Presidential elections in modern history…just because their candidate didn’t win. Some are even willing to attempt to subvert Obama’s nomination by turning a roll call vote into an official vote, which they know damn well would tear the Democratic Party to SHREDS and ensure Republican rule for the next century. That’s right, people: these broads want feminism to prevail EVEN IF IT MEANS THE END OF THE WORLD.

Figure 3: Hillary Clinton Supporter

I’ll leave everyone with the following gem: http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-65630

Have a nice day.

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478 responses

27 08 2008
LEO

yep, when they asked why they don’t want to support Obama, they simply said that because he is inexperience which is bullshit.

27 08 2008
stuffgirlshlike

Thwey are sorry are they not? Hilary was always a monster and for the black people who like to forget her many scandals with the like of vince forster and Ron Brown, it is pitiful, questions have to be asked?

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

27 08 2008
Cassie

FIRST!!!!!

27 08 2008
Cassie

DAMN! 😦

27 08 2008
Laurel

Scary thing is I think they might succeed. I also think the majority of these broads are racist. A real feminist could not support McCain.

27 08 2008
JG*

Did anyone see the black delegate that they interviewed after Hilary’s speech? RIGHT AFTER Hilary said “did you vote for me, or did you vote for the people I was speaking for?”

This snotty nosed crying bitch was all, “Did America not see it *sniff* with their own eyes? That was a presidential *sniff* speech! She was truly presidential. Obama has no experience.*sniff* Would you hire a CEO right out of Harvard?! I came here as a delegate to vote for Hilary and that’s who I’m going to vote for. Obama has two months to prove himself to me or I will not vote in this election, and I’ve never not voted, and I’m the strongest Democrat out there”.

GTFOH!!!

27 08 2008
LEO

You right Chris, the only thing that bother them is his blackness! If John become a president because of these stupid ass racist ass holes, i hope that he fucked up so badly so they can blame themselves.

27 08 2008
Lindsay

Well said.

27 08 2008
JG*
27 08 2008
Amadeo

I think all of them should be beaten with a bag of nickels. Susan B. Anthony – The woman didn’t get it? Then fuck them niggers!!!

27 08 2008
Nathan

This encapsulates my rage at these harpies quite succinctly. Isn’t there some hip-hop or video games for them to get all excited about censoring? Get back to doing what you do best girls, wearing ugly vests and playing the finger-wagging nanny to the rest of the world.

27 08 2008
blackberry molasses

very well said. i really have nothing to add, because you said it all

27 08 2008
Jen

It is just incredible to me that any democrat would do this. They had the same fucking platform. Listening to them “debate” was more like watching child gunners slapfight over who would answer the first math problem of the day. It literally defies logic to vote for McCain over Obama as a Clinton supporter unless your sole cause is/was feminism and you’re hoping that McCain fucks the country enough that an I Told You So campaign from Clinton might actually put her in office in four years.

27 08 2008
Jay_Everyday

I was having this convo with a friend yesterday. While racism is too easy, I think it’s a variable in the equation of childishness already established. I think they feel some underlying fear that Barack Obama is gonna overturn the freedom that white americans have felt for the past 300 years. Which means they feel that they, if even for a short time, will be a nigger too.

27 08 2008
Jen

P.S. Figure 1 = hilarity

Is Figure 2 Caligula? lol

27 08 2008
jg_maine

Jay_everyday…..

you said it….politricks

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

A perfect example of people thinking with thier hearts instead of thier minds. Obama and Clinton were so similar with so many of their views, either way we’d win.

But noooooooo, that’s too much like right. I’m afraid to get to November.

27 08 2008
JG*

I seriously feel like some kind of cosmic slap in the face will come down and be dealt to all these dumbasses, and we’ll actually be ok in November. I honestly cannot believe these fuckwads are willing to put our country in complete peril because they wanted a woman president in 2008. As if the world will end in 2009. It might, but in that case, we have more important things to worry about.

27 08 2008
Some one

Yeah, they’re pretty much idiot whores with bags under their eyes and stupid hats…and soggy Hillary ’08 posters…

27 08 2008
Ethel

Although I do question the racist label on the continued Clinton supporters, I question their hands-on-hips-foot-stamping insistence that a vote for Clinton will make a difference in the election in a way they will ultimately be satisfied with. From the video clip, the ultimate blaming the democratic party instead of taking responsibility for her own vote is unfortunately typical in this particular group. Ultimately it comes down to: which candidate will fuck up this country the least, because lets face it: four years isn’t enough time to fix the mess we’re in now. Just looking at the international reaction to Obama is enough for me to vote for him–maybe we can heal some of the broken relationships from the current administration.
*sigh*…I need a shot with my morning cawfee.

27 08 2008
Apollo

Has anyone noticed that McCain really doesn’t have a platform anymore. McCain’s entire campaign has become “LOOK YOU ARE ABOUT TO VOTE FOR A BLACK MAN! COME ON YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS, COME ONNNNNNNN!”

I know Hillary has realized her position now as far as getting Obama elected, but I wonder if her supporters would still be antiObama if she had just gracefully bowed out when she lost instead of trying to change the rules.

27 08 2008
Jay_Everyday

If y’all really think about it, this takes childishness to another level. It’s some serious shit to throw a tantrum in your city. It’s another thing to buy a plane ticket and fly somewhere else and do it in someone elses. These folks are crazy.

27 08 2008
Ethel

Gads, two colons in one sentence. The punctuation police are gonna come after me.

27 08 2008
Meka

Why is merit only an issue with people of color? Why is it assumed that white folks are automatically meritorious? Why are the same motherfuckers who were swinging from George W. Bush’s left nut now stressing experience? I fucking hate Repugnicans!!!!

Obama wouldn’t be having a hard time right now if it were not for the Clintons’ scorched earth policy of deriding and denigrating Obama when it was clear that her ass could not win. Those HRC supporters should consider what will happen in 2012 because turnabout is fair play.

I can’t believe that I used to like fuckerheadbastard John McCain. Hell, I agree with Chris that McCain will destroy the world. I think now might be the time to resuscitate that Back to Africa movement because America is going to hell in a handbasket!

27 08 2008
Meka

sorry about the lack of cohesion for my prior post but i am pissed this morning. it is interfering with my morning nap.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

And let’s be real here…Hillary does not LIKE Obama in the least. She hates him, really. So…I’m sure her total lack of sincerity isnt helping matters either with her ride-or-die supporters.

27 08 2008
JG*

This was something I was thinking last night and have thought for the longest. Why is it that HIlary can run as the 1st Woman… But if Barack even mentions that the suit he’s wearing is black it’s like, “why are you making this a race issue!?!?!?”

27 08 2008
roadlesswandering

Have to say that on this one…..you can call it immaturity, but it comes down to one thing….race and maybe the fact that he has a bigger dick. I’ve never seen such venom and hatred for a candidate. I mean, Hillary set out to prove that she had testicles that needed magnum XXX condoms, but she wasn’t able to come.

27 08 2008
STONE

” I imagine these same women refuse to feed their infants and, when they die of starvation, they shrug their shoulders and tell the jury “hey…that nigga shoulda hit up a Hunan or somethin’.”

Pwahahahahahaha! Okay!!!!!

LEO:

Even if McCain fucked up 2520s are so delusional they wouldn’t blame themselves.

27 08 2008
JG*

8th wonder: One of the analysts last night made a point about Hilary and her not so staunch enthusiasm. It was a decent point. She said that in previous elections the person who was runner up to the nominee was never as gracious to the nominee as Hilary is expected to be. And I get that. But I also feel like this is a HUGE election, and in those other cases it was a landslide win for the Democratic Nominee so it wasn’t completely necessary for the runner up to kiss ass with him to ensure party unity. Hilary HAS to do this because if she doesn’t, her weirdo followers will continue on their robot-like worship of her and vote Bush’s other daddy into office out of spite.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Honestly, JG, I think that’s exactly what she wants. Her mouth may be saying vote for Obama, but thats about it.

27 08 2008
JG*

STONE: You’re right. It took 2520’s YEARS to admit that maybe Bush isn’t the best. And they still haven’t admitted that perhaps they shouldn’t have voted for him.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

What’s funny is…I think Hillary and her supporters saw Obama as a token gesture…put the black mand with the funny name in the race, I’ll win and later I can take pictures and say how good he is. Meanwhile Bill was saying from jump, “Watch that motherfucker…he is a politician from Chicago.”

Now they want to say…but he was just a token, but it makes them look silly since he beat ole girl. So they just keep saying (THIS FUCKING KILLS ME):

I DON’T KNOW

What the fuck don’t you know. Even republicans don’t really fuck with McCain, but they are sure as hell going to vote for him. He could pick a dildo as his running mate and we won’t hear all this nonsense from them. This is one of those times I wish people would take a cue from republicans and fall the fuck in line.

27 08 2008
Apollo

8th Wonder-

I am not convinced that Hillary disdains Barrack. I feel like Hillary just become so competitive she lost sight of everything that was going on around her. I couldn’t stand Hillary during the elections and spent a lot of time shitting on my friends who worked on her campaign (both black and white) after she lost. I listened to her last night though, and I think she is behind Obama on this one.

27 08 2008
Jen

Uh…I don’t know why you all are so sure the world as we know it (IE: AMERICA) won’t be destroyed regardless.

Biden is a self-proclaimed Zionist, and we all see how Cheney has…expanded…VP duties. Knowing where we are in the way of relations with the Arab world, why is a Zionist lording over policy decisions even as the president decides to irritate the hell out of Iran an approach which resembles saving the world?

27 08 2008
STONE

JG: Fuck no! Delusion, among other things is at the basis of the bamboozlement of Amerikkka, .

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

To be honest, I really agree with you…I am a strong Obama supporter, but even when he wins-it’s going to be so hard. Not only to fix the shit heap that has built in this country for MORE than 8 years, but because he is a BLACK man-think about, as Black people, everything we do is judged so much more harshly and MUCH MORE is expected of us as well…imagine the load on his back-coupled with the constant fear of assisnation from these backwards racist fucks that wouldn’t hit G-Dub if he was standing right in front of them! *sigh*….I am SOOOO nervous that if McCain wins that this country will go to pieces-we will suffer for a long time to come and it’s a shame that Whites in America are still so racist and uncomfortable with a Black, competent man to run the country that they would allow McCain to destroy us for at least 4 more years….
All I know is that i will be knocking on every door in my neighboorhood this year and making sure people get out and vote, and if Obama wins, we need to hold some community prayers cuz he will need them

27 08 2008
Meka

JG, Ima need you to give the lesson that you mentioned on a prior post before August 31. Specifically, you said:

“If you’re really new to it, then you have to take some time out and use your imagination. Sometimes porn does work for me… LOL.. so give it a try too.. Just let your imagination take over and start to explore. I assume you know how to navigate your love button. So play with that. Try toys, jaccuzzi jets, hand held shower head, whatever you need. Once you master that, come back for “squirting” lessons. I’m sure someone can help you with that.”

I will take my instruction after the 100th post.

27 08 2008
Dekela

Chris, that was fucking beautiful….. I mean it made so much sense and so eloquently stated that I started clapping at my desk…

Racism + sexism – rationality = Continued HRC supporters.. THE BITCH LOST!

I dunno guys.. I’m really scared this November, Americans have never proved me wrong when it comes to doing stupid shit

27 08 2008
Apollo

Jen-

Biden was an interesting choice, but Kaine and Bayh both would have cost the democrats a big L. Both of them would have been replaced by republicans had they given up their seat to run for VP. I don’t think Obama will be able to be a puppet quite the way that Bush was.

27 08 2008
Meka

Jen, do you really think that any mainstream candidate would get elected if they weren’t Zionist? Come on, you know better. The Jewish-American lobby is extremely powerful, which prevents the US from taking an even-handed approach to the Arab-Israeli conflict. The next book that I read will be “The Israeli Lobby” by John Mearshimer and some other guy.

27 08 2008
JG*

Meka: I almost spit my Vitamin water allllll over my freaking laptop (which is funny given the nature of the post). I was soooo confused after a brief quick read. My mind pieced it together like this:

“Hilary supporters are crazy…

…..JG* (that’s me)

Give a lesson….. (hmmm ok?)

…..Squirting…..

“JG teach hilary supporters how to squirt”

LOL Weird.

27 08 2008
Jen

Dude – I know he was a good choice for VP. He is authentically All-American and from a white, working-class background and a stellar speaker and, on the whole, has a stance on policy which I frequently prefer to Obama. But, even though I think everybody knows that the change that needs to be made has to do with foreign policy, I think most people underestimates how far that change stretches beyond Iraq.

27 08 2008
Nichole

Well in my opinion that’s why she did not win…her supports are too selfish and self centered for their own good and they would have ruined us all. 2 years from now that haircut and pants suits would have been the national uniform.

27 08 2008
Meka

JG,

You, my friend, are fucking hilarious! But please don’t think that you will leave today without giving instructions.

Am I the only person who thinks that Obama and Biden look so much alike that Biden could have been Obama’s daddy?

27 08 2008
Lil'T

** – Sorry for the longwinded-ness, but this has been bothering me.

Both Obamas are forced to tap dance and show all of America just how “American” they are. Am I really hearing the phrase “one of us” as much as I think I am? From Bill-O (who I can count on to say something ignant) to one of the many sub-par speakers who went on before Hill at the convention last night, I am hearing the phrase “one of us” – and I know a euphamism for “we as crackers are meant to lead the county. This nigga better prove he can be like us before we even consider putting him in office”. Wasn’t B-rock born here? Wasn’t McCain born overseas? More houses than he can count? Old as Methuselah, and can’t get his Shiite right?

My vote is to go old skool Repub on de asses! Swiftboat him, and find some old military folk to attest that he was a shitty soldier who is honored for being caught. The Hill-heads who are not total douches will get their act together when we start scaring them. Stop playing the “Well, McCain is my friend and I thank him for his service, but he’s just not right for this job”.

Show these bitches who McCain really is. Tell people how he called Cindy a cunt (cuz he did, y’all). How his success is based on nepotism and marrying well, not on hard work. Keating Five. Lobbyists on the campaign payroll who are also lobbying for countries that are embroiled in international conflict and trying to get us in it as well. The list goes on.

Speaking of going on…
Guess the only thing that gets me more jazzed than sex is politics.

27 08 2008
Anonymiss

Hilltards are racists first, women second, liberals third, and feminists fourth.

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

Meka: I don’t think Biden looks that much like him, but he is handsome for stiff older white man…everytime i look at McCain, I think what the fuck! He looks like somebody pulled silly puddy over a saggy scarred up knee

27 08 2008
JG*

Meka: I got you. That might have to come after post 150. LOL

Did anyone catch the Governor of Montana’s speech last night? Too fun! “yeeeeee haw!!!! come on out lets get this man elected!” Too funny.

27 08 2008
Defiant

This all has a very deep rooted history behind it! During the abolishion movement many white woman came out and supported freeing the slaves in the US. After they were freed there began a fight for the vote between blacks or woman… who would get it first. In the end black males got the vote first, after this fact many black males came out and wanted to show their support for the women. People such as Frederick Douglass, being a prime example of a black leader who would attend these sufferage meetings with the woman, just as the women supported abolishion. However once it was decided that the blacks got the vote the white woman didn’t want any black males at their rallies, they claimed to be affraid of being attacked by these black supporters and hence were band from many of the future sufferage rallies.

This presidental primary is just history repeating itself. It’s stupid and people should know better, but they don’t. It’s a battle between who groups who feel they have been wronged and no one side can say they got it worst then the other not unless you want a full out war.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Meka done messed my damn mind up….orgasms..hillary….orgasms?

ahhhhh make it stop

27 08 2008
JG*

Defiant: Great point. So where do black women fall? Because I think historically black women have had a different plight than white women. Even in women’s suffrage black women were still… black. I know a lot of black women supported Hilary, but I personally know a few who were torn. And I feel like for many younger black women, we identify more strongly with the plight of being black than we do with what white women describe as the plight of being a woman. Am I wrong?

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Oooh Defiant, great point.

27 08 2008
Meka

Another random observation:

McBush looks like a broke down action figure when he raises that right arm up and down.

If McBush says “my friends” one more motherfucking time, I might have an episode.

I can’t wait until Obama and McBush get on a stage together. I really believe that it will be so powerful to see the youthful and vibrant Obama next to broke down G.I. Joe.

27 08 2008
Apollo

Obama, by no fault of his own, will be on the impeachment block from the day he steps into office (by God’s grace). Obama is still “not like other Black people” and any mistake that may make people see him as a “ordinary Black.” They will try and give him the boot. What I am most afraid of is that between now and november Obama will “do something Black.” Which will lose him votes. This issue really came to light when you look at the Ludacris issue Vs. Daddy Yankee. Ludacris made a song supporting Barrack Obama and the republicans tried so hard to make Obama “Black.” McCain stands side by side with Daddy Yankee who is just as misogynistic as Luda and nobody cares. Obama has had to renounce everything and everyone in his life that reminds anyone that he is actually Black, and not just a white dude with a really dark tan.

27 08 2008
Apollo

I think this may have been the delegate Chris was referring to.

27 08 2008
Jen

@JG – Most Black women do not care about feminism. I’m not making any judgment calls on that one, but they don’t.

27 08 2008
JG*

Apollo: That’s who I was talking about! Thank you!!!

27 08 2008
Meka

Apollo, I say we find that bitch.

27 08 2008
jg_maine

frankly…..i’m just waiting for Reconstruction Take 2……I have little to zero faith in anything majority America ( read white ) does…..

27 08 2008
JG*

Jen: Ok. I can agree with that. Why do you think that is? Some would say because we are fighting too many battles. I think I personally get disenfranchised with some feminist double standards. Feminism I believe is really about Equality for all, which would put women and men on equal playing field. Where I get lost is the women who are more about beating men at everything. And to be fair, those women may not represent the true feminist movement.

27 08 2008
stuffgirlslike

As someone who believes that the Democrats and the Republicans are bad for the health of the country, it does not suprise me in the least that hilary supporters do not like Obama, I have seen American elections and they centre on personalities rather than policies?

Afetrall who can say what are the Long term goals of the Democratic party? They cannot keep increasing taxes forever?

27 08 2008
Amadeo

@ Defiant

Which is why I say: Hillary supporters = Susan B. Anthony(s)

You know when Anthony found out the amendment would allow blacks to vote and not women she withdrew all support for it?

27 08 2008
JG*

Did you guys see the guy supporting that crazy delegate lady? He should have snatched her away from the camera like, “Listen, you are doing tooo much. All this crying and carrying on it not the business.”

27 08 2008
Jen

@ JG, the feminist movement has always been pretty Eurocentric in this country. While Black women and white women have always had overlapping concerns, our priorities have always been quite different, and the focus of feminism has never been upon our most outstanding concerns. Also, feminism came at Black women with some sideways/racist/manipulative type shit in the 60’s/70’s.

27 08 2008
JG*

Jen: *high five* That was the argument I was having with a soror of mine last night. We as black women have had to pick our battles. One at a time.

27 08 2008
27 08 2008
puff

these bitches need to get off clinton’s dick unless they want to be sucking on ol wrinkly mcshaft for another 4 – 8 years.

@ stuffgirlslike – you’re from england right? i definitely agree that american politics are more character/appearances focused than on the policies – or indeed, sometimes the parties – of the candidate, which is a detriment to what is supposed to be the world’s most powerful democracies. i just hope americans don’t get fucked in the ass for 16 years straight, or i might have to move to china.

27 08 2008
kshaw

Two things,
One, I’m honored to get a chance to comment on this awesome site (first time commenter).

Second, Damn you Obama supporters! ::laughs:: I’m kidding. Now don’t get it twisted, I love presidential candidate Jesus as much as the next Obama supporter. Yet though they are being childish, and imbecilic I think we need to put this problem with the Clinton supporters in perspective.

Americans are idiots, and look for the most idiotic reasons to justify their idiocy.

Hence democrats giving Bush his second term in an electoral sweep comparable to Reagan’s defeat of Carter, despite his “mis-speaking” leading to an irresponsible and failed war, misuse and abuse of tax dollars to not only eradicate the budget, the Clintons left us, but to cause one of our worst deficit spending and those same stupid voters justifying it all by saying “Kerry was weak”, or “you dont change presidents in the middle of a war” or “OMG Democrats are gonna legalize gay marriage!!!”. Hell, as someone who was studying to be a pastor, I’d have married the rainbows my damn self if it’d meant stopping Bush’s second term.

After all, that’s why we only emphasize reading and math in schools and we don’t teach Our own f-ing… ::remembers post on self self-censorship:: our own fucking Constitution or economic system in schools. Or for that matter why they removed philosophy and logic from the secondary school curriculum. Forget about Cultures of Poverty, we have a Culture of Stupid.

27 08 2008
LEO

@Stone. You right, they’ll blame Obama.

27 08 2008
Dekela

The Montana Gov. was HEE-HAW-LA-RIOUS. I was watching it yesterday at the Harvard Club and I busted out into laughter just hearing this guy give his speech.

He did seem pretty genuine though.

27 08 2008
JG*

Great link Jen.. Thanks.

27 08 2008
Defiant

@JG
I do think that being a black woman has it’s own issues all to itself. That was the problem with the faminist movement, it wasn’t inclusionary. It was a movement run by upper middle class woman of the time and to a certain degree still is as proven by Clinton supporters. This election isn’t if you choose to look at as a black vs female outlook which is why it shouldn’t be looked at in that light. Obama and Clinton have very simular plans for the country, that being said if Obama took Clinton on as a VP it wouild have been a horrible move. Policy is what all elections should be run on but that can be hard to be hard to see when its poisoned by issues of race and gender. Honestly I like Obama but I wouldn’t expect the change he’s promising and not for a lack of trying it’s just a broken system that he’ll have to play in.

27 08 2008
JG*

Defiant: Completely agree. Someone here called him Candidate Jesus, and while it seems jokingly, a lot of people have put that level of responsibility on his shoulders. And I think Republicans are fueling it because they want Obama to disappoint. There is no way any man can live up to the expectations they are putting on Obama. They don’t even expect it of McCain. It will take many many years to undue the shit that the Bush administration has put into place. But I’m like if McBush becomes President any hope we have at getting back on the the SuperPower path will be forever gone.

27 08 2008
Ethel

What ever happened to Geraldine Ferraro? Maybe we should vote for her. It would do as much good as voting for Clinton at this point.

27 08 2008
JG*

I’m gonna take a quick office nap. Hopefully by the time I come back, we’ll be around 100 posts. LOL

27 08 2008
Tabitha

re Hillary’s competitiveness: I have to say that, in general, I get frustrated at the attempts people/pundits/commentators make to deconstruct the candidates’ motivations. Like this whole “John McCain isn’t a vindictive swiftboater, it’s just his campaign people!” “Hillary’s not a selfish bitch, she’s just overly competitive!” Screw that. There are actions and motivations, but, lacking the Vulcan mind meld, I can only judge a person by the former. At least her actions yesterday went a step towards counteracting her former ridiculousness.
If her supporters STILL want to buck the system and fuck up the Party’s chances of getting into the executive office, then all I can do is bide my time and try to keep my people safe through the next four years of utter, unmitigated hell. I just wish that people would:

a) vote with their heads instead of their hearts, and
b) cease and desist with the excuse “well, I just don’t KNOW enough about the candidate!” Motherfucker, it’s called the INTERNET!!!! Read, dummy!!! (that quote ain’t mine, it’s Huey Freeman’s)

Oh, for all those who think that we’re “past” race (no one on these comments, but still), check out this video, from May, that shows what it is Obama’s really up against:

27 08 2008
jg_maine

preach kshaw!!!!

27 08 2008
STONE

Feminism was born out of 2520s of the female persuasion need to feel equal to their male counterparts. It had nothing to do with equality for all. Shit, the all was all 2520s.

Are we in a new time, no? Of course not! The great thing about history is that it does indeed repeat itself. This shit ain’t new. 2520s have not and DO NOT EVER WANT people of color to be equal. 2520s all over the WORLD are shitting bricks because a BLACK man may be the next KING of the “greatest country in the world”.

WTF?!?!? It’s never suppose to happen that way, no?

Yes, my statements are a bit pessimistic, but they are true.

Crackers are scared, as they should be. Theses mofos make up approximately 10% of the worlds population but rule over 90%.

They live in a constant state of fear that they will be banished to the caucus mountains again. Ha!

27 08 2008
Defiant

I can see this election going badly anyway is goes. As JG said The coutry is a mess and it will take many years to undo the damage. Entering the Presidential Office at this time is possibly the worst it’s been in decades. Obama is what they call the “agent of change” and it’ll be very difficult for him to make the progress he promises when he has to correct a shit load of damage first. That being said I can see white America giving him a very short leash, and very little manuverablity when or if he takes office. Not only that but attempts on his life are a very real worry as well. If they were to assinate Obama that would be a very bad time in the US possibly resulting in riots and internal fighting that America hasn’t seen sinse it’s Civil War.

With McDick at the helm I can see a bleek military offensive future for the coutry, one where they might go into Iran which is backed by Russia and other major powers. Again I can see that spelling doom for the US.

The country is at a cross roads and only the actions of America and it’s people at this point can save the nation.

27 08 2008
shabooty

fuck everyone …the only folks i’m not saying f.u. to, are undiscovered species-niccaz in Madagascar.

27 08 2008
Apollo

I do not believe that McCain and Bush are on the same page. I don’t think McCain represents the same Republican side that Bush does. This is not to say that McCain is much better, because I think he is an old asshole who needs to sit the fuck down, but here is what I believe is going on in the Bush camp. I think the Bush camp (Bush Sr, Cheeney, and the minds behind the machine) are sitting around like Dubs fucked shit up, there is no way we can get Jeb or anyone else into office after W. Besides all that, everything is fucked right now and will not be fixable in 4 years. Lets give the Democrats this election, watch as they struggle to fix what we caused and then destroy them in 4 years when they can’t fix anything. That should give the economy just enough time to be ready to bounce out of recession when we elect our next president. When McCain came around, they just said who gives a fuck? I think Republicans are throwing this election so they can shit on the Dems in 4 years for failing to fix anything they said they would.

27 08 2008
Nik

“They are willing to risk keeping the party divided at the start of one of the most crucial Presidential elections in modern history…just because their candidate didn’t win.”

I agree, and it’s so scary to think about what’s going to happen if they never get on board and do what’s right.

27 08 2008
STONE

Apollo:

Absolutely! Had off a huge mess and then in four years blame the poor state of things on the democrats, or JUST Obama.

“See, we told you niggers aren’t smart enough to run the country.”

27 08 2008
Dom

I have to agree that the Clinton devotees are more immature than racist, but there is still a large subtext of racism to their rantings that can’t be ignored. I just want to hear the staunch Clinton supporters finally admit to it.

And this…”Sure we’d be pissed, but we wouldn’t cut off our nose to spite our face.” I disagree with entirely. I know plenty of black people (myself included) who were prepared to sit out the November election if Hillary was on the ballot.

Her divisivness, immaturity, and straight up racist assholery during the primary would have barred me from voting for her. I wouldn’t have been able to do so in good conscience. Honestly, black people are struggling now, have struggled under Bush’s one and two, and were at rock bottom under Regan. Plenty of black folks would have skipped the vote and learned how to struggle under McCain too.

27 08 2008
Meka

I think some white folks assume that Obama will give preferences to blacks and other people of color. They know that whites have benefitted from racist government policies (although they will go to hell arguing the contrary) and assume, with faulty logic, that people of color would do the same.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

What’s funny (I heard some pundits mention but it lost steam) with Kennedy’s issues Clinton has a chance to take his place in the Senate as the strong democratic voice and no one is paying attention to that. Just because someone is in office means nothing unless senate and congress can get things through to them.

27 08 2008
Meka

“Her divisivness, immaturity, and straight up racist assholery during the primary would have barred me from voting for her. I wouldn’t have been able to do so in good conscience. Honestly, black people are struggling now, have struggled under Bush’s one and two, and were at rock bottom under Regan. Plenty of black folks would have skipped the vote and learned how to struggle under McCain too.”

Co-motherfucking-sign!

27 08 2008
Genny

Would they vote for Michelle Obama? Doubt it.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

I hear you….but I vote for the lesser of evils and McCain is old, not all there, and a fucking moron. People get mad when someone goes after his war record…check the internet and see how many Vietnam vets don’t think shit about his record.

27 08 2008
Cheekie

THANK you for this post, Chris, because I was FUMING after seeing that sister (yes, a SISTER!) bawling about Clinton and saying that she was one of the “strongest” Democrats (NO, Trick, you are NOT because even though you’re not willing to vote for McCain, NOT voting is ultimately voting for McCain because you’re taking away a needed vote from Obama, thus allowing McCaint to win, you McCainian asshole) but couldn’t jump on the Obama train. And funny how she said he had “2 months” to convince her. Look, you stuck-in-pre-Al-Gore-1980s moron, you can LOOK UP his info on his website. It’s 2008. Everyone who keeps saying they don’t know enough about him…DO THE RESEARCH. The problem is, you don’t WANT to know, just so you can keep using that lame excuse since you don’t have a relevant one! UGH.

And, I HATED that after all of those unity banners and shit, they even had the NERVE to interview these people. WHY did it have to be that day. WHY spoil the unifying message with such a segregating aura? Couldn’t they have left that shit for after the convention?

27 08 2008
Apollo

I really wish I could just sit Hillary down and quote Sean Connery from “The Rock” to her. “Losers always wine about trying their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” Quit wining and start playing on the winning team.

27 08 2008
Robert

Clintons 4 McCain

LOL. they don’t say race. they say he was a muslim! lol. now, that’s serious.

27 08 2008

In response to the video,

“I’d like to judo chop that old ass immature geezer woman in the neck”

27 08 2008
LEO

I think there should be a white feminist and black feminist because “feminist” suppose to represent and support all females, including black females but the femisnist we know is for only white females. I KNOW that these so called feminist (Hillary supporters) won’t say shit if it was a black women running for president.

27 08 2008
TamJ...

@Amadeo….

Long time lurker…first time (or maybe second time poster)

I have to totally agree with your statement: “Just because someone is in office means nothing unless senate and congress can get things through to them.”

I don’t know if people realize just how much power the senate/congress has. Yes the president has veto power, but the president has to go before the senate to ask for permission…really how powerful are you if you have to ask for permission to do something?

This election is important yes, but so are the elections for Senators and Representatives, they are in essence the ones that “make things happen”

27 08 2008

Americans are sore losers. A majority of these fuckmunches apparently don’t give a flying fuck about our country.

The white american human brain is so clouded with bologna juice they can’t make rational decisions.

“fuuuckk theeese people”

I have hope, but if the unthinkable happens we are SCREWED. Might as well slit our wrist.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

Slow Clap @ Apollo

Excellent usage!

27 08 2008
JG*

@Ne. LOL Can we do a remix to The Dream’s I love Your Girl?

27 08 2008
bill

I liked your descriptions of the rabid supporters. Well, except for the gratuitous profanity. But otherwise, quite nice.

27 08 2008
dyingLaughing

““hey…that nigga shoulda hit up a Hunan or somethin’.””

— craps pants!

27 08 2008
Naapali

This piece is why I come here. To read someone articulate what I have been beating my brains out about. NPR is making me feel like asking for a and reparations because I am sure they have spotted all 15 of the Clinton hold-outs from Minnesota, Penn and Ohio and interviewed them 1000 times already.

I loathe them more than I detest those who say they are undecided because they don’t know him well enough. For frigging sake, how much more of Barack O do yo need to know?

1. He is not George Bush
2. He did not marry an heiress that does not know how many half-sisters she has.
3. He has only one kitchen table.
4. Yes he went to Harvard and it was not on a basketball scholarship, get over it!
5. He is married to the mother of his children and gosh darnit, she also went to Harvard.
6. He is not George Bush
7. He knows more about the economy than John McCain
8. John McCain will send more of your children and money to Iraq
9. Unlike John McCain he does not think you are middle class if you have $4,999,999.00
10. He is black.

27 08 2008
Naapali

And of all the gems you have written, this one takes the cake:

“They didn’t get what they wanted, so now they’re crying their figurative eyes out like a toddler that just spent a week in a sex offenders’ prison.”

27 08 2008
Amadeo

What also kills me is that Obama scooped up Bills old advisors like there was a yard sale…so the same economic minds that worked under Bill are under Obama now.

27 08 2008
Defiant

@ Genny
“Would they vote for Michelle Obama? Doubt it.”

So fucking true!

27 08 2008
Kara S.

I supported Hillary in the primaries, but quickly made my transition to giving my support to Obama because a) they have practically the same policies, and b) I don’t want the world to go to hell just because my candidate didn’t win. That’s fucking retarded and selfish. These old bitches do not represent me. They are ri-goddamn-diculous!!!!

27 08 2008
imaG

Those people are just ignorant racists. And if theyre black, smh.

http://www.anythingblack.net

27 08 2008
Dekela

WTF it’s almost lunch time and no sex talk?

Blue pilling it for now…

27 08 2008
Apollo

Its amazing how all of the subtle ignorance and racism (and the not so subtle) all come out at election time. “I am fine with moving into a Black neighborhood, working above them, and having them make my food, with my son or daughter dating one (not marrying though), but I will be damned if one is going to run my country.”

27 08 2008
Naapali

JG Said

“This was something I was thinking last night and have thought for the longest. Why is it that HIlary can run as the 1st Woman… But if Barack even mentions that the suit he’s wearing is black it’s like, “why are you making this a race issue!?!?!?””

– eh, because she white?

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

I kinda liked Hillary’s speech, but I know her followers weren’t going to listen though. My mom said “How the hell are always talking about wanting to be treated equally as men, but whine like a stereotypical woman when they don’t get their way?”

*sigh* If McCain wins, I am seriously considering T. Dot as a place to relocate. Or France, Brazil. Or a deserted island in the middle of nowhere.

27 08 2008
Meka

Dekela, I tried to get the sex talk going but JG said that I had to wait until post #151. Don’t know what the fuck Ima do until then.

27 08 2008
Cheekie

@Naapali “- eh, because she white?”

*claps like Family Feud contestants* Good answer, good answer!!

Seriously, though, she was able to play the “gender card” ’til the cows came home, but if Barack Obama even mentioned race (unless it was forced like in the Rev Wright debacle), then he was chastized for not being “Everyone’s President”. What other possible reason could it be for that blatant hypocrisy?

27 08 2008
aceklub

Yea, these die-hard Clinton supporters need to KICK ROCKS

These are some Clinton4McCain type group that are just trying to create noise doing some McCain tactics of just throwing random theories out there w/o any evidence.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

France got that sweet vacation time and good wine.

27 08 2008
Apollo

Meka-

I think it is very difficult to transition from Hillary to sex, hence, why the conversation hasn’t gone that direction. Hillary and sex go together like Black Panthers and Klansmen, neither wants anything to do with the other.

There is also the concern that most men have that Hillary actually has a larger penis than we do.

27 08 2008
B4Prez

1. If I hear one more thing about how Obama has to ‘show that he’s not elitist and can relate to the common man’, I’m ringin’ alarms.

2. Where was all of this ‘passion’ during the 2000 and 2004 elections?

27 08 2008
Tabitha

PS: I got a bit of a crush on Rachel Maddow. Just sayin’

27 08 2008
Kara S.

Aceklub,

Those bitches need to jump off a bridge and kill themselves because they are now deemed worthless. They make the other non-jackass supporters of Hillary look bad. Girl, bye!

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

@aceklub:

Those had to have been plants. She looked liked Ann Coulter’s fat twin sister. Stupid donkey.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

There is also the concern that most men have that Hillary actually has a larger penis than we do.

Yeah, her and Chyna. *shudders*

27 08 2008
Apollo

I have a crush on Aubrey Pulvar. Google her

27 08 2008
puff

@ aceklub – yeah those tricks are insane. talking about obama was a registered muslim in micronesia and is therefore not qualified to be president… le sigh. how do people get so retarded?

27 08 2008
Meka

28 more posts to go before we can talk about sex. Apollo, your point is duly noted and true.

27 08 2008
Jean

Good thing you didn’t hear the NPR report where old white people told us why it’s okay to vote for Obama now. Argh.

27 08 2008
JG*

Naapali: Of course. But how often is this pointed out?

Damn shame these people. I tell ya! Obama gets my vote too because I would have been cussed these people out.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

I’ve been saying for years…let the top contenders fight it out (with fists or weapons) that way other countries would know our leader won’t back down. Plus who wouldn’t love seeing Obama beat the shit out of McCain.

I’d be on the side yelling on some Thunderdome shit:

TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE!

27 08 2008
Bajan Girl

“It’s interesting to know that women, who are supposed to be the fairer and more emotionally grounded sex, are willing to fuck over the whole entire country because their candidate didn’t win.”

And that right there is a good example why there are days when I really hate women.

Females and feminists want to bitch and moan all day long about inequality and the unfairness of things yet in reality they don’t want things to be equal. They want it all, to run the whole damn show, to be treated like a man, make the same as a man, hell to be the man, but don’t forget they are females. They want to be social, economical, and political hermaphrodites basically.

Women are “supposed” to be the nurtures of society, yet these crazy females would rather NOT vote or vote for someone who they say they don’t like/agree with the policies of and then sit back and watch the shit hit the fan. And for what? Because the candidate that did win the party election is “not experienced”!?!?! Bullshit. Who is? What qualifies someone as being experienced enough to be President? There is no training course for it, you can’t go to DeVry and take a seminar on it. How is that even remotely logical? They need to get the hell out of their own way and stop acting like it’s the play ground and they did not get picked for the kickball team. (Wo)man up and stop thinking with your ovaries and start using your heads. Sometimes the best man for the job is a man. Simple whining pansy ass immature bastards.

I jokingly tell people that if the revolution ever comes I am going back home. These days I am starting to think somewhat seriously about that. I may be a naturalised US citizen, but my navel string is buried in St. James parish on the isle of Barbados. I may have to return to my roots.

27 08 2008
overit

The Zionist lobby, the mess Bush made of foreign relations, and the constant innuendo surrounding Obama’s “real” identity (he’s a black panther AND a Muslim!) and the fact that he’s surrounding himself with seasoned politicians since he does not have the “experience” ie. no concience.

And Biden?! Does anyone remember this is the fool who said Iraq should be divided up into 3 seperate states? One for the Sunnis. Kurds, and Shias? Fuck if that is not neo colonialism.

Honestly, I’m proud to see Obama doing the work he’s doing, but I’m not expecting shit to change drastically..at least for Blacks or the Muslim world, since he’s accused of harboring secret plans for both groups.

The sad reality is even if white people allow a Black president, and yes I said allow, they will do their damndest to dictate what he does and doesn’t do…and I hope to God I’m wrong.

27 08 2008
overit

Basically, vote for the best of the two, expect the worst and hope for the best.

27 08 2008
4m_no_2_dc

hilary clinton is the devil. last night, the way chelsea said “my mother” gave me a flash back to mommie dearest.

she only had her for policital reason (i.e. so she can throw a child into everyone’s face to seem more intouch with her emotional, womanly side.)

however, shortly after she had chelsea, she grew a penis…..

27 08 2008
Genny

@Rev Leon Lonnie Luv
Don’t bother with the T. Dot – things are going badly up here, about to potentially get even worse. Have you SEEN our political situation? It’s a total mess.

27 08 2008
Tabitha

@ Apollo
Didja mean Audrey Pulvar? French-speaking journalist? I wish I spoke French. meh.

Doing my part to make it possible for Meka to speak about sex. 😀

27 08 2008
puff

@ 4m_no_2_dc – is that why bill is sexing everyone but her? cos he didn’t want any what what in the butt?

27 08 2008
Naapali

@ Puff

– dat is raw, sick shit. I bet Bill can take care of his butthole.

27 08 2008
B4Prez

And all of this media coverage of the anti-Obamas, and of McCain suddenly tying Obama in the ‘polls’ after 1 week, is America’s way of letting everyone know to fall back and stop the early celebrating. While I’m hoping for change like many others, I know that much hasn’t changed when a man as accomplished as senator Obama is constantly being forced to show how much he has in common with Pennsylvania rednecks (see: make them feel like this colored man knows he’s still a colored).

27 08 2008
4m_no_2_dc

LMAO @ puff… what what in the butt…. Clinton and Clinton offical 2012 campaign song!!!!
Slogan: “i’ve gave bill a dick up the ass and you can get one too!!”

27 08 2008
puff

@ 4m_no_2_dc bwahahahahahahahahahaha co-sign!

@ naapali – i do it for the kids. also, i see this story coming up again from bill’s mouth when hillary kicks the bucket:

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/mom-matthew-mcconaugheys-dad-died-having-sex

27 08 2008
Amadeo

@ Apollo and Tabitha

You only need to know one phrase:

Voulez vous Coucher avec moi?

27 08 2008
overit

4m_no_2_dc…you are wrong for that one! but oh so righhht lol.

27 08 2008
BenAfficial

Its going to be hard times regardless. If old Mcfart is elected we are fucked. If Obama is elected, all of the good he does will be overshadowed by anything negative. Fox news will probably devote most of their resources to smearing him and the nation will be divided as blame and judgement is levied on Obama’s progress in cleaning up the fuckery.

If Obama is elected I hope he concentrates some effort on bettering education in W. VA. That whole state is lined up single file with their heads up each other’s asses, with the front person up Hillary’s.

27 08 2008
Tabitha

@ Amadeo

…ce qui? (this is how my dashboard translator says “what?”)

27 08 2008
4m_no_2_dc

did you guys see (fine as wine) cousin jeff shit on bob johnson on BET? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Jeff:”now, mr. johnson, you were at one time, bashing obama, isn’t that correct?”
Bob: “no, i never bashed him…”
Jeff: (stuipd look coming across face) “OH REALLY?!?!?!?”

27 08 2008
JG*

@4m_no: NOOOO WIIIIIREEEEE HANGGGGERRRSS!!

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

@Genny: Damn, that’s messed up. I went up there for Caribana a few years back and was really feeling the place.

I pranked my brother by setting his ringtone as “What What in the Butt” and tried to make his phone ring during the family prayer at Thanksgiving, but he put the phone on silent. Fucker.

27 08 2008
Apollo

Tabitha, yes I did mean Audrey Pulvar. She is fly as shit. I don’t speak French either, but I will watch her ass all day.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Audrey Pulvar…She could get it…

27 08 2008
4m_no_2_dc

JG*…
lol!!!

27 08 2008
shesgreen

lmao that the woman in the video looks just like you described…

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

I knew Matt McConaughey’s family was batshit crazy when I found out his brother’s goes by the name, “Rooster” and he named his son “Miller Lyte”.

27 08 2008
klysha

I wrote about these psychopaths in one of my blogs a while back….They are ridiculous! http://mysixcents.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/please-tell-me-people-are-not-this-stupid/
I wrote the entry after reading a website dedicated to their cause. http://hcsfjm.com/
Of course they filtered out all of the comments I left because my comments didn’t support the madness.

27 08 2008
aceklub

@ @4m_no:
Do you have a clip of that convo between Cousin Jeff and Bob Johnson?

27 08 2008
Meka

It appears that the conversation has not moved to sex (thanks Tabitha) and I have to go unpack my apartment. I will check in later and damnit, there better be talk of squirting, masturbation and other forms of carnal knowledge.

27 08 2008
JG*

LOL How can we transition without seriously scarring people? Because really HIlary =/= Sex.. At all.

27 08 2008
Muse

Clinton supporters are idiots. Did anyone watch the CNN coverage of the DNC last night? There was this middle age mammy Black woman on there crying because Hilary lost the nomination. Mind you this woman stated she has been a life long Democrat and spoke of encouraging her family and associates to go out and vote. What’s insane is that when the reporter was asking her questions as to why she won’t vote for Obama even though his policies are identical to Hillary’s this coon had the audacity to say that she doesn’t trust Obama and that he didn’t have enough experience. Then she went off on a tangent about how her dreams and aspirations are now crushed because she put all of her hope into Hillary. There was no logic in her argument. Finally when the reporter asked her if she would vote this election, this moron stated she would have to think about it. So basically this working class idiot who would be greatly impacted by McCain’s policies would stay home and fuck the country over because of her own selfishness.

Yesterday proved how dumb Hillary supporters tend to be. I suspect that the average IQ of her voter is around 75. What’s even more hilarious is the Larry King interviewed a few Hillary supporters, one lady who ran a coalition called “No Obama”. Basically Larry King called her out for being an idiot. Her only reason for not wanting to vote for Obama is because his supporter sent her nasty emails and Obama hasn’t attempted to court her. I suppose his whole campaign is to show off how well he speaks right? Bitch this isn’t a prom, this is a presidential election. I simply don’t understand these people. I’ve always been a conservative but even I’m voting for Obama because I realize that the Republicans have done a horrible job running our country and we have the largest deficit in history. Obama is smart and I truly believe that he will have solutions to resolving the economic crisis we are in, come up with a plausible healthcare system so that those in need can get medical attention, and can responsibly end the Iraq war without destroying more lives. People are ridiculous.

A bunch of friends and I agree that if McCain gets into office, we hope all those dumb Hillary supporters suffer the consequences of their ignorance. Not to sound like a complete elitist snob but personally my family and I will be fun and probably have to pay less taxes with McCain in office but it isn’t just about my family and I but the whole country and our future. Folks need to sit down and use their critical thinking skills.

27 08 2008
Apollo

One of my 2520 coworkers loves country music. She just had a song on called Long Black Train, I couldn’t help but feel like this was fairly homoerotic.

27 08 2008
NewKidontheBlock (you say the whole thing!)

It’s a sad day when, in the year 2008, the response “I don’t know” is a fully justifiable statement that no one ever BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF FOR SAYING!!! No excuses! I even have the internet on my phone if I wanna google something real quick! Hell, I’m typing this right NOW from my phone!

Speaking of research:
http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com

Can we really elect someone born before the ZIP code was established?!?

27 08 2008
overit

Here is the mammy Muse speaks of..watch at the risk of your blood pressure, you know we’re pre-disposed to the shit!

27 08 2008
Roger

Peep these retards:
http://guerillawomentn.blogspot.com/

Another bunch of clinically insane heffas. I just don’t get it–and Chris is spot-on; it’s too easy to blame their fuckery on racism. Naw, there’s something more primal and stupid going on.

I’d love to see the clip of Cousin Jeff and Uncle Tom Johnson. That’s another dumbfuck heffa who needs a boot across the face.

27 08 2008
Bassey

damn, meka!
What is it with you and sex?

I’m still kinda new here but does EVERY convo have to eventually go to sex? I thought it was more organic than that. Maybe I’m still pissed off by Anne Mills Price (or whatever her name is) but I feel like the conversation that’s happenign RIGHT NOW is hella important. You want to talk about sex, start your own damn blog. Or wait until it happens organically.

jesus christ.

27 08 2008
riz

Clinton supporters are typical spoiled white women. That’s why no one respects them. They are the reason why the feminist movement has always been, and will continue to be, divided by races (i.e. white vs. all other people of color), and the reason why young white women flash their coochies to the paparazzi and give head to Black high school athletes, before the age 15.

Okay, well the second two are only tangenitally related, but still….

27 08 2008
Amadeo

There is another layer to this. It’s his age. Not that he’s sooo young. But it would represent a changing of the guard and that scares alot of people. Frankly, if you don’t have an email address, can’t work bluetooth or send a text message and don’t know what a Jpg is then you are losing with me.

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

Like I tell people: if Michelle Obama was white, all them white women would love them some Barry O, simply because they would assume that he loved all of them. But because he’s not the stereotypical powerful black man with the white girl, they hate him.

I really fucking hate that I know I will be dealing with these people next Saturday. Gotta love conventions…

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Muse…I had to stop watching the DNC coverage because of all the loser-esque “Ride or Die” Hillary supporters. Its like get over it, you lost!

Other than that, I have nothing more to say about them, simply because its a waste of breath.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

@ CD

Booze and a camera makes any convention great.

27 08 2008
Apollo

As much as these Hillary supporters say they won’t vote for Obama, I don’t believe them (other than the psycho racist bitches in the youtube video). I think these are the same sort of people who say “I am going to vote third party” right up until the day they vote. When it actually comes time to vote, they are smarter than to throw their vote away and will vote for Obama. At least I hope they are smart enough.

27 08 2008
Defiant

what is 2520?

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

hmm…and it is being held in Lansing, home of the QD’s (liquor store) and Michigan State —> the party school…

Mmmmh…booze.

27 08 2008
Vanita

I think I read somewhere that the reason why some women are up in arms about Hillary not getting the Pres. nod. Obama is that younger, good looking guy who got the promotion before she (most middle aged women) did, and hes not necessarily more experienced than her (most middle aged women).

27 08 2008
Vanita

2520 is YT’s

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Apollo…I had to learn the hard way: never give people more credit than they deserve. We may surround ourselves with competent people, making it hard to believe there are pure idiots out there.

27 08 2008
Defiant

and what is a YT?

27 08 2008
riz

My whole thing is, didn’t Democrats learn the Nader lesson??? We learned it the hard way. There’s no excuse for this tryf.

Also, I do believe that some are Republican plants. Its a very Karl Rove thing to do, considering how close the Obama’s are to success. Karl Rove is “The Man” incarnate.

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

All I got to say is that race trumps gender…not trying to make women of color choose, but reality is reality, such as the reality that racism is alive and well in EVERY part of the world…I believe that if Obama was Barry O’Larry, white with the same life experiences, platforms, etc. that this wouldn’t even be talked about. He would win in a landslide with minorities, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit and even the Repubs! EVERYONE knows what a shitty state we’re in and the only people that could honestly support McCain are the wealthy and the uber-conservation (again, if Obama was white)

Bassey, I agree with you-the sex talk does seem unnecessary at times, but just comment on the blog or respond to the next “relevant” comment

I’m hungry…baconator?!…nah, i think i will have a salad today!

27 08 2008
Vanita

OMG, McCain was born before the Zip Code was established?!?!

27 08 2008
Vanita

@ Defiant – Say it aloud (to yourself, so that no one can hear you)

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Vanita…and what makes it so bad is that she killed her own chances by playing super-dirty and mis-managing her money. Who (outside of the crazy fem-bitches) would want a president who would piss off other nations leaders with her childish high school girl antics?

27 08 2008
NewKidontheBlock (you say the whole thing!)

YT= whitey, in shorthand. I prefer The Man, also.

27 08 2008
riz

Plus, Hillary made her fair share of enemies on her own… many having nothing to do with gender, only the fact that she is a lying, manipulative, power-hungry c*nt bag who played the wrong card when she race-baited. Now she lost most Black support, and exposed herself and Billy Bob Clinton for the rednecks that they really are.

To all Hillary supporters: Cry 2 tears in a bucket, fck it.

27 08 2008
JG*

Like stated earlier, Black women must pick our battles. And for us, we will stand behind our race faster than we will behind a movement that excludes us. Well.. at least we should.

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ nkotb…I’d rather not inflate their ego by calling them “the man” because they have yet to show some bit of responsibility for their actions (which is one thing that constitutes being a real man).

27 08 2008
JG*

Ugh. And don’t get me started on how people made Bill the first black president. See how that turned out?

27 08 2008
tp2

Hi everyone. I think I am a little sad that there are only 2 more posts…

There is seriously something wrong with people who won’t vote just because their candidate didn’t get picked in the primary. How fucked up would this nation be if people chose not to vote because of the turnout of past primaries. I wonder what kind of lives these people lead. Their households probably mimick the Clintons-a husband who wont have sex with his wife bc she insists on wearing a strap on and using a penis pump. Oh, and she MUST wear the pants in the house.

sorry. they are pissing me off right now. This vote is so much bigger than a damn temper tantrum bc you didn’t get your way. suck it up and lets get to work. done blabbing…

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

Hey SBPH Fam…

Long week we’re gonna have with the DNC…and just think less than two and a half months till election time…

Couple of points (sorry I can’t quote everybody)

women and Clinton: thing is with black women (at least those of us who have sense) we are more womanist (coined by Alice Walker) and we as black women have more issues than white women ever will and can never participate in the feminist cult that exists today. it’s really sad though to see black women (who are ‘educated) believe that they are feminists and are able to benefit from all that feminists are able to gain…

Hillary – this bitch would have been the worst president ever…I think she would have been worse than Bush. REmember when she was LITERALLY crying a few months back when she was losing primaries left and right to Obama? I’m sorry…I don’t need a jellybitch protecting me and the country that I live in. I might as well just move to Germany and live with Nazis if that’s gonna be how u lead a damned country (silly cunt I hate her)

the voters for Barack – is it coincidental that they are mostly middle class college educated and college attending white folks? or am I wrong in this assumption? But if true…it reminds me again to remind black folk to GET AN EDUCATION AND READ A BOOK/NEWSPAPER/MAGAZINE…something damn. It’s not that hard to pull up different publications on line to get different veiws on topics (sans CNN those bitches)

Black folks and the Clinton machine: yeah the Clintons made it look good for black folk when they were in office. But now that they are showing their true colors how in the HELL can they still support them? To quote the Fugees from “The Score” – ‘it’s easy for cats to kill other cats but it’s the dogs they got problems with’ (best line on a CD EVER)

27 08 2008
Defiant

LOL YT I get n1 but the 2520 link I’m not getting. Sorry folks I’m from TO Canada I’m a bit behind on the lingo.

27 08 2008
Muse

In general American White women are some if the most spoiled entitled bitches walking on this earth and the Hillary campaign confirmed it. They pretend to want unification amongst all people but when their position in society is challenged; their true colors start to come out. I can’t tell you how many White women in the work place have tired to jeopardize my career progression when they found out that I wasn’t their mammy. I’ve also noticed that White women are highly intimated by women of color who are confidence, intelligent, and attractive. If you think about it, White women are afraid of becoming irrelevant in society so they hid behind the feminist movement under the guise that they are for all women when the truth is they are watching out for their own interests.

27 08 2008
tp2

Like stated earlier, Black women must pick our battles. And for us, we will stand behind our race faster than we will behind a movement that excludes us. Well.. at least we should.

@JG*- that boggles me. why would you stand for the first woman in office before the first black man? All of the black women senators who were Hillary supporters were only that bc of personal agendas. If she got in there, they could be the first black woman!! GTFOHWTBS!!! There is waaaaaay too much going on RIGHT NOW for you to be thinking 4-8 years down the line. again, they piss me off…

27 08 2008
NewKidontheBlock (you say the whole thing!)

@chaoticdiva: touché…

27 08 2008
Defiant

Nevermind I got it fuck I’m slow sometimes lol

27 08 2008
Defiant

PS but fuck thats some double layered code you guys are working with lol 2520.

27 08 2008
riz

White women are SO intimidated by intelligent, beautiful and educated Black women. That is one of the main origins of the Angry/ Militant Black woman stereotype.

27 08 2008
riz

@ Muse,

What techniqes have you used to deal with these 2520 broads? Because there are a few that I’ve dealt with and I need not have a When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong moment…

P.s. We need to have a SBPH vocab code listed somewhere on a Closed Facebook group

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

Riz: furthermore, that’s the origin of the Mammy stereotype…the house slaves were deemed too beautiful and a distraction to the husband so this fat, a-sexual, happy to be inferior character was created in order to keep their whiny Southern Bell Bitch-Mastas quiet…sorry that whole racist internalization of beauty is a topic that sets me on fire

27 08 2008
Vanita

The said thing is Hillary would have been a great choice. I was a supporter early. I ABSOUTELY LOVED how she was able to play the good ole boys game. However, when she started with these dirty politics, and crying all over the place, she turned me off (your not gonna talk about my black men like that). I would have LOVED to see them both together. What?! A brotha and strong woman?!?! smh.

27 08 2008
Muse

Riz I tell those bitches to back the fuck off or I’ll steal their husbands and have some mixed babies LOL.

Honestly I go about my business and treat them as if they are irrelevant. I love my work but hate the politics involved. I’m probably going to go the entrepreneurial route after b-school (when I get in eventually LOL) because the idea of making someone else money makes me sick to my stomach. You definitely have to pick your battles. Sometimes you have to play the game to get paid but lucky for me I work in finance and most of the people are males. What’s ironic is that in general I’ve never had problems from White males. They have been the ones to promote me and give me challenging projects. They aren’t in my face as long as I get the job done.

27 08 2008
Dekela

Still no sex talk.. Meka me and u are potential soulmates…

I knew this heifer was trouble since she became a JUNIOR senator for my state..

I can’t stand her supporters and anybody that admires this prude..

off-topic: 2520 just sounds so nice when say it aloud, kinda rolls of the tounge

27 08 2008
JG*

I look at Michelle Obama and I see a Strong woman who doesn’t have to be an iron bitch. The Martha Stewarts of the world irk the shit out of me. Yet we get labeled Angry.

27 08 2008
Vanita

Seriously, these broads need to get in LINE!! Thats the problem with the Dems. Republicans may not like it, but they GET IN LINE! they get the fuck in where they fit in. Democrats need to take note.
What else is older than McCain?

27 08 2008
riz

@Muse,

Yeah, I read this article on Office Bullying, and how women are twice as likely to be “bullied” (i.e. sabotaged) by another female over a male. It also said that the confident, well-liked, woman is more likely to be bullied than the pushover.

This one broad (a co-worker, not a supervisor) talks all kinds of shit, then when I confront her on it in a professional and polite manner, she cries (like a typical white woman will do), and gets all this sympathy from her white cohorts. She’s a totally nerdy chick who looks like an crackhead hummingbird. I’m currently trying to strategize on how to keep this tricks name out of my mouth.

One of my ideas was to get Pookie n dem from around the way to roll to the office and side eye her into submission.

27 08 2008
Bajan Girl

“Like stated earlier, Black women must pick our battles. And for us, we will stand behind our race faster than we will behind a movement that excludes us. Well.. at least we should.”

Precisely. I boggles my mind that all of those HRC supporters are up in arms because more black women did not jump on the “vote for her because she is a woman” band wagon. Well newsflash for those simple bastards, when society looks at me they see black first and woman second so if I have to make a decision of race versus gender then race will always win until society starts seeing me as a woman first and foremost. Feminism has done nothing for me as a black woman because for as much “equality” as it has supposedly achieved for women it has done and in my opinion can do nothing to negate the inequality that still exists among women stemming from race and ethnicity.

27 08 2008
riz

**I mean, keep my name out of this tricks mouth… Whats up, dyslexia?

27 08 2008
Vanita

OMG can i officially be on Michelle Obama’s nuts? Like, she embodies every ideal of a black woman to me. Except accepting the honorary membership of THAT sorority..

*chuckles, sits back and waits to see how many people are gonna hate vanita*

27 08 2008
Vanita

crackhead hummingbird?!?!

27 08 2008
Amadeo

@ Riz

It may not help you, but I find that by making lighthearted jokes about peoples bullshit I get to expose it and usually remain free of consequence, because people aren’t sure if I’m serious and they know it’s true.

27 08 2008
Defiant

I think Muse is right about some WW being spoiled at least in comparison to women of other races. This whole Hillary not being treated by the media fairly thing is proof. If you’re going to run for President you’re open for attack. But this whole Black man beating up on a WW was just to much to bear. Obama didn’t really attack Hillary, he couldn’t he would have been Lynched like back in the day anytime anyone one dare insult or even look at the WM’s prise.

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

@ BajanGirl – cosign (i tried to copy and paste what you said but this damned PC is acting up)

27 08 2008
Vanita

@ Muse and Riz – Sad thing is, it always isnt the 2520 women holding you back. Sometimes its our own. Angry Angry Angry black women who are mad that you have a degree, that your intelligent, that your technology savvy and moving WAY faster than they were at your age. It does make them mad

27 08 2008
Cheekie

“off-topic: 2520 just sounds so nice when say it aloud, kinda rolls of the tounge”

It does! I use it in real-life convo now and I’m trying to recruit others to do the same.

27 08 2008
NewKidontheBlock (you say the whole thing!)

@ Vanita: nothing. Nothing is older than McCain. He’s older than the area code too, and the Slinky.
:*)

27 08 2008
Defiant

*prize

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

LMAO: nobody is hating Vanita…it’s a comment that the me and my beautiful, confident and competent sorors hear everyday.
Which is another reason why I can relate to SOROR Michelle-she exudes confidence, yet is down to earth, I’m sure she has dealt with her fair share of jealousy and not so subtle, immature and out of place jabs as well…

Anyway…Barack is fine! I’m wondering if it is because he is powerful or just fine cuz yeah normally the ears and blunt lips would make me cringe…lol

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

I looove the term 2520. I’m even trying to get my quasi-millitant dad to use the term too.

I don’t think my term for 1/2 whites, “1260” will have the same effect though. If I see Apollo Ohno with a ‘1260’ jacket or helmet or something, I’m suing!

27 08 2008
NewKidontheBlock (you say the whole thing!)

Now that I think about it, one thing might be older than him: existentialism…

27 08 2008
Apollo

“I’m probably going to go the entrepreneurial route after b-school (when I get in eventually LOL) because the idea of making someone else money makes me sick to my stomach”

Co-fucking-sign

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

I see that as women of color we are supporting our race first-i can definitely understand why…but the bigger issue is maybe it would be easier to relate to feminist ideals and movements which in turn, can enrich our standing in this country, if we can work within our community as well…i can honestly say that rarely as a female of another race in academic, professional or social atmospheres caused me any problems or has thrown me any jabs…it’s my “sisters” within the black female population that do-quick to be jealous, vengeful, and petty in all of the above mentioned places, it’s sad, pathetic and distressing

27 08 2008
riz

@ Vanita,

Yeah, girl– a CRACKHEAD HUMMINGBIRD. She is short and tiny, with a sharp nose that looks like a beak. She moves in quick, furtive gestures; no elegance or grace. She is also very skinny with big eyes that don’t seem to fit her face. Lastly, she suffers from paranoia.

And this is not in a pretty, statutesque, heroine-chic way. But in a bird way– a bird that is addicted to some kind of substance.

@Amadeo,

Yeah, I get her with the one liners when possible. But she does too much shit talking behind my back, and to other attorneys. There within lies the problem.

27 08 2008
Defiant

existentialism is awesome I have to say. It’s that secret shit repackaged.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Fight Club is existentialist porn.

27 08 2008
JG*

@ Vanita… LOL Indeed. No hate. But it’s Non-exclusive.. whatever that means.

*all fun people.. all fun*

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

How about we start a black feminist movement? We need some empowerment for our women…

27 08 2008
Vanita

HAhA @ extentialism. It is a cool school of thought tho.

27 08 2008
JG*

Black women can be crabs in a bucket. As is the problem with the black race at large sometimes. It is something we need to work on for sure. If we ever want to see a Black Woman run for President it would need to happen ASAP, unless it was Oprah.

27 08 2008
overit

chaoticdiva, we need to break down what a feminist movement for black women would look like, but im down! that or the lysistrata plan, feel me JEN! let these sistas know lol.

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

@JG – but what about the backlash Okri (yeah that’s what I call her) got when she backed Obama by 2520 women? they might as well have put her on a stake and burned her at it. They were NOT AT ALL HAPPY that she chose race over sex (even though she tried to not play it up to that…we know what she did)…they really thought they had her in their back pocket…

27 08 2008
Vanita

oh shit overit!! Lysistrata is MY SHIT!!! BFFs!!!

27 08 2008
Meka

Bassey, I was under the impression that anyone could say anything on this blog. If you don’t like what I have to say maybe you should read another blog. Now, I will recommence to reading THIS blog and saying what-the-fuck-ever I want.

Motherfuckers kill me!

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

@ overit

That Lysistrata plan works EVERYTIME.

27 08 2008
Tabitha

@ Defiant: I didn’t know what 2520 was either, and I’m from Brooklyn. So i googled “define 2520s” and found it on urban dictionary 😀

@ everyone, just to kick it down a notch: remember when we all had a sense of humor about all of this? observe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOTAfGuLA-0

27 08 2008
Meka

And this is exactly why I will miss this blog. We can talk about politics, sex, Zionism, 2520s. What am I going to do after August 31?

27 08 2008
modest-goddess

most of my problems have been with Boomer white women and ugly women in general

27 08 2008
Monie

It became clear to me that Hillary Clinton did not include Black women amongst her Feminist supporters when she embraced the support of Bob “the misogynist” Johnson.

How could Hillary possibly think that smart Black woman could support her with Bob Johnson on her team? She thought it because she sees Feminists as being White women only.

So now all of those crazy so-called White Feminists are refusing to back Obama. why; because they are looking for an excuse not to vote for the Black guy. They consider themselves progressives so they can’t pull an Archie Bunker and say out loud they aren’t going to vote for a Black man, so they blame it on their undying support of Hillary Clinton.

27 08 2008
JG*

@Yoruba: You are right. So damn…. not even she can slide in.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

I’d be wary (like a man was going to do it) of starting any movement based on race, sex or whatever). The more I look the more I see people exploiting such groups. Finding the wedge issue to bring them to their side…or to pull those they clash with to their side. There needs to be a basic common sense movement. Maybe more people would start to care about what they actually need and could spare something for other people…and dolphins and trees and shit.

27 08 2008
aceklub

I know for me, whenever I hear argument against Obama, it is never b/c of policy issues. Rather, it is personal issues because he is “muslim, elitist, not american, etc. etc.” It has been documented that Obama and Clinton policy recommendations are closer than McCain but yet, these folks are still trying to push McCain has the better candidate. And they wonder why the media has turned this Election into another “As the World Turns” Soap Opera b/c people claim that they care about the policy but in reality it is all about “who makes me feel good”. If these people are concerned about who is making them feel good, they need to reintroduce themselves to their right hand and have some “me time”

27 08 2008
JG*

@Ace… LOL “reintroduce themselves to their right hand and have some “me time” Classic. Reminds me of the white guys in high school who used to give themselves “strangers”

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

My concern with acting out Lysistrata is that men would just start violently raping us…not to be harsh, but come on, ALL of us can’t get away with not giving out the cooch without some consequences!

27 08 2008
Bajan Girl

I think it is a double edged sword type of a situation.
Feminism on paper is great but the execution so far has nothing for black or brown women because again at the end of the day we are still seen for our colour first and our gender second. I would even go out on a limb (ok so it may be really flimsy but whatever) and say that the exclusionary ways of the feminist movement as it stands has contributed to a lot of the self hate effect. Consider the fact that feminism is supposedly about giving women equal access to education and employment and improvement yet when a black or brown woman does just that from her own she gets random acts of jackassery and sabotage along with “oh so you trying to be white now?”

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Wow JessAKA…that’s…sobering.

27 08 2008
JG*

@Jess: I guess in the 2008 version of the situation we would also be armed with Grenade Launchers that we all received via Mob Wars Gifts.

27 08 2008
riz

Black women should choose race first so long as other Americans put race first. When ugly white women start seeing me as their “sister” in times other than elections, then I can get down with the feminist movement. But until that time, race will come first because THEY put it out there like that.

Damn, where IS Patricia Hill-Collins when I need her? Why isn’t she making speeches? I need to vote for her.

27 08 2008
riz

@Jessaka; Um send me your address and I will help you out with my extra pepper spray that I have laying around…. Because, yes, I roll like that on the regular. 2 bottles! Got them in my Christmas stocking from my momma!

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

For those of y’all that are questioning what to do after the shutdown of the blog, I have a forum board that isn’t used for anything…lol…feel free to take it over and post topics via there….

http://jdiva.myforumportal.com

(I will be redoing the layout and everything, but for now, its pink…lol).

As for the black feminist movement, it will look like a bunch of non-ghetto, educated black women who aren’t taking shit from black guys that do us wrong (but sticking by the ones that do us right), and our move towards being much more of a threat to 2520’s businesses and intelligence than their Asian counterparts from China and Japan.

27 08 2008
Muse

Vanita, Riz,

I’ve been extremely blessed when it comes to working with Black people. In all my jobs the Black women have really looked out for my best interest. There is this one Black lady at my job who is a VP in another department but she keeps me posted on anything that comes up and projects I might want to be apart of. Another Black woman who works under me is the head secretary for the VP in my department and she has all the inside information and makes an effort to make sure I’m up on game. Sadly I have heard horror stories from other Black people being sabotaged by their own folks. I think that would hurt the most if I found out that another Black person tried to destroy my career. Nevertheless Becky, Jane, and Susan are my issues at work. There is this one broad on my team (I was recently promoted so I get my own “team”) who has had in me HR on a weekly basis. She accuses me of being condescending and mean. I’ve never had an issue with HR until she started working under me. She is a poor excuse for an employee and I’m itching for a reason to fire her. Every time someone gives her instructions she starts crying talking about how stressed she’s is. I’m thinking to myself Hon you are in the wrong occupation.

27 08 2008
Bassey

Meka, You’re absolutely right. I’m wrong.
I hope I didn’t offend you. That’s the very last thing I want to do.
Thanks for putting me in my place.

Chaotic Diva, I actually agree with you about the fact that white women may find it easier to support Obama if his wife was white. I had never thought about it like that but it seems to make sense.

27 08 2008
AC

I hope these damned HC supporters don’t screw up this election…these are the women who should lose the right to vote!!!!

I’m gonna miss this blog so much…

27 08 2008
Dekela

FUCK, I come back again and now we are talking about Black women and the feminist movement….

Black women weren’t considered in the feminist movement and they aint now… different problems different solutions.

I’m pretty sure Madame C.J. Walker wasnt chilling with Susan B Anthony talking bout “Girl them men sho’ do try and hold us back and don’t give us a voice..ya hear me tho?”

27 08 2008
riz

@ Muse,

Agreed. Becky is the problem. WE* got me the job at the firm in the first place and have watched out for me, women included (do we have a black name like “Becky”)? All I know, is the older Black women look out for me.

But some of my fellow students, well… ****sigh****. Law school was a breeding ground for tryf. I didn’t know how people became Black Haters/ Traitors or whatever the term is, until I went to there. Hard lesson learned. I fear that this generation has lost our vision.

It was like watching Batman Begins: if Batman was a total fcking p*ssy, didn’t believe in justice (street or otherwise) and had turned into Clarence Thomas or Bob Johnson.

27 08 2008
riz

** To answer my own question, I’m just gonna use the term “Michelle’s” for good black women who are on their grind and advancing our race into a new millenium….

So yeah, Michelle’s helped me get my job and are mentoring me in it.

27 08 2008
B4Prez

Did you’ll hear that Daddy Yankee (the reggaeton artist) has endorsed McCain? I swear, the things minorities will do for a few dollars. SMH… Somebody please come get their sell-out ass cousin.

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/stories/2008/08/25/reggaeton_mccain_endorsed.html

27 08 2008
tp2

@riz- I vote bob johnson…

27 08 2008
B4Prez

@Dekela – Madame C.J. Walker might HAVE been chillin’ with Miss Suzie, cus she definitely wasn’t trying to chill with ‘them poor colored folks’. Wouldn’t put it past her.

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

Chaotic Diva…true 2520 women would be more supportive of Barack if Michelle was a 2520…but what about 2520 men? THey’d lynch his ass sure as shit if he come strolling up their with a Cindy McCain on his arm…they are still placed on pedastals…IMO

27 08 2008
BenAfficial

“There needs to be a basic common sense movement. Maybe more people would start to care about what they actually need and could spare something for other people…and dolphins and trees and shit.”

cosign Amadeo

27 08 2008
Vanita

Riz,
True Michelle’s are hard to come by.

27 08 2008
aceklub

Can Daddy Yankee even vote in this election?

This is funny and shows how strong and untouchable the GOP machine is. McCain accepts the endorsement of this dude even though all the songs Daddy Yankee has and image against woman and no news or critics but yet Ludacris just makes a song using Obama name in it and Obama has to send 4-page letters to everyone to denounce the song. But yea, everything is so equal in the US of fucking A.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Re: Daddy Yankee

will refrain from my comments on the myth of black-brown ‘unity’. Didn’t mexicans in Cali and Texas say outright they weren’t supporting Obama?

27 08 2008
riz

@Vanita,

No, I don’t mean to minimize Michelle O.’s achievements. Heaven knows that my black ass didn’t go to Princeton, and she really is a special woman.

But there is a large, HUGE population of intelligent, beautiful, strong, successful Black women out there who are silently ignored by the mass media everyday. We all know Michelle’s. They are our sisters, mothers, cousins, co-workers, and friends. That’s why so many of us love her– finally, a Black woman to whom we can RELATE!

Someone posted an article about that, the other day.

27 08 2008
riz

Co-SIGN aceklub!

Polls show Obama leading with Latino voters… or they did before this Yankee bullshit. Haven’t checked recently…

Personally, I’ve known Latinos to be more enthusiastic about Obama than some Blacks…. Many 1st-Gen’s still believe in the American dream, where as we Blacks are much more disillusioned (and rightly so). We’ve seen the 2520’s trickery far too long.

27 08 2008
Bassey

I’m not familiar with Daddy Yankee. I thought he was Pitbull up until 2 days ago (and I only know that guy from that song by Yin Yang twins that is absolutely NOT in my ipod work out playlist…). Does Daddy Yankee really have that much pull with young latino voters? THe ones that WOULD vote? I’d think they’d find more in common with Obama.

27 08 2008
JG*

” That’s why so many of us love her– finally, a Black woman to whom we can RELATE!”

@riz: EXACTLY. This is what I told some friend of mine. I said that I got teary eyed when I saw her because FINALLY America can see what a real black woman looks like! Finally people can see the Claire Huxtable does/can exist, and we don’t have to be iron fisted bitches!

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

When I saw Michelle Obama’s speech, I have to admit that my eyes wet up a bit. When I saw her, I saw the black women that I know in real life and. I saw my mom, my Grandma, my aunts, co-workers, women in the church, etc. She Educated, intelligent, hard working black women who are about their families and about the business. I know women in my life that embody that.

27 08 2008
puff

there is black/coloured women feminism, more commonly known as third world feminism – the key way it differs from les blanches is that non-white women have to balance the unique aspects of their individual cultures with female empowerment. i’d recommend this collection of essays by young asian/black/hispanic/native american/indian red dot women called colonize this as well as the work of ifi amadiume (male daughters, female husbands, shit is the truth) and countless other women from around the world who have rejected the stereotypical types of feminism that betty friedan and her posse espoused.

although of all the 2520 women, i still fux with simone de beauvoir – the second sex, despite all the random biology shit, still comes up with the best way for women to thrive in a “man’s world”

27 08 2008
puff

@ rev leon *hugs* you are so my favourite for saying that

27 08 2008
JG*

I know.. the Rev gets mad love for that.

27 08 2008
riz

Maybe Clinton supporters are just scared that a Black president will cause the media to highlight all of the white tomfoolery that occurs.

I tried to find that clip of the guy in the orange polo shirt dancing (Dukakis?), but on a brief hunt, could only get this.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

*hugs puff back*. Yeah, it is so refreshing to see her instead of those Flavor of Love Girls on TV looking like the 3 AM shift of the Jacksonville Waffle House. (Lisa Lampanelli was a fool for that!).

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Rev…Mexicans are a different breed of Latino…some of them (typically the darker ones) stick with the brown skinned people, but the majority of them dissociate themselves from other Latinos and blacks.

As for Daddy Yankee, I used to think he was cute (he’s now just fat), but his music is still garbage to me. Nobody cares what he thinks anyways because he can’t vote in the general election, and I bet most of the people that listen to him couldn’t give two shits about politics, simply because PR doesn’t even have the right to vote in November.

…I can’t speak on behalf of his fans in the 50 states though….

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

I feel like Obama should have asked Baby T, creator of “Its So Cold In the D” to sing/rap the national anthem.

Who’s with me?

27 08 2008

Hitler was a freshman when Mccain graduated!

tRUE sTORY

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

I feel like Obama should have asked Baby T, creator of “Its So Cold In the D” to sing/rap the national anthem.

Who’s with me?

Only if Reh Dogg gets to duet with her. And Miss Peachez.

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Riz….I love you for that vid…CLASSIC!

27 08 2008
puff

@ 8th wonder – bwahahahahahahaha i love you for that

@ riz – yo the woman in the blue shirt, she wasn’t half bad for a 2520…

27 08 2008
riz

@ 8th:

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

*wipes tear*

AHAHAHHAHahahaha…

Oh shit.

Of all the things that upset me about It’s So Cold in the D (and there are many), is that Miss Baby T has no charisma at all. If you’re going to embarrass the entire Black race, at least have some style.

So mad at Jen for posting that. Haven’t had shock and disgust like that since, well, the Clintons started acting up.

(In Miss Peachez voice) You hear me?

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Lol yeah, I need to take a silly break. Someone make me chuckle at once.

27 08 2008
riz

@ Puff: I’m feeling the fat dude in the suit and red tie

27 08 2008
puff

@ 8th i love how the other people in the back start laughing and miss baby t takes the shit so seriously….

i’m also mad they recruited someone’s baby brother for back-up snapping and shit.

going back to my brownies and chocolate cookies…. speaking of which, where is randy watson?

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Baby T was soooooo lackluster.

Like, she didnt even care that she wasn’t on beat, or that her friends were clearly having a better time than her.

Baby T was drier Cindy McCain’s….umm….baconator.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

“It’s so Coooooooooooold in the D” was the embodiment of “Fuck Effort” (Have to give credit to Crunk & Disorderly for that expression).

Was she just thinking “Fuck the beat, I’ma spit anyway” after 2 minutes.

27 08 2008
Apollo

Riz-

I think the thing I like most about its so cold in the D is the parts where she just doesn’t know any lyrics and just kind of mumbles until shes back to something she remembers. Either that or when the background chick pushes the little boy out of the way when they are all dancing.

27 08 2008
B4Prez

re: Daddy Yankee

I’m not disillusioned into thinking there’s a legit black/brown unity or anything, I just couldn’t get past his statement that :’McCain has been a fighter for the Hispanic community’. He got that check, read the script, and shucked n jived for massa McCain.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Should have said

Baby T WAS drier THAN….

27 08 2008
urkette

The shere number of black women Clinton supporters is what erkes me. That lady that was cryin on CNN…i wana punch her right between the eyes and steal her purse!

27 08 2008
riz

LMBAO at pushing the little boy!!!

And what happened to harmony? The first, “What’s alllll on a niggazzz miiiind….” had me dead.

27 08 2008
overit

“As for the black feminist movement, it will look like a bunch of non-ghetto, educated black women who aren’t taking shit from black guys that do us wrong (but sticking by the ones that do us right), and our move towards being much more of a threat to 2520’s businesses and intelligence than their Asian counterparts from China and Japan.”

now we’re talkin lol.

“JessAKA Rabbitt: My concern with acting out Lysistrata is that men would just start violently raping us…not to be harsh, but come on, ALL of us can’t get away with not giving out the cooch without some consequences!”

we will have razors n shit to combat that, don’t worry! LOL…Vanita will supply Bullets to all down for the cause…humor me yall…can’t live with em can’t live without em. THAT’s sobering 8th Wonder lol.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

‘McCain has been a fighter for the Hispanic community’.

BWAH. Daddy Yanqui must’ve forgot the memo that McCain is from Arizona, aka, ‘land of the minutemen.’ It’s hilarious to me how all those folks moved from Cali and up north to Phoenix and were complaining about illegal immigration in a state on the Mexican Border. GTFOH!

I passed through Phoenix at 10 o’clock one morning and it was already 103 degrees. FUCK THAT!

Just as there are people who refuse to move down to ‘da durty’, I Refuckingfuse to live in the desert.

27 08 2008
Jen

I just want to say, ya’ll out ya’lls damn minds.

Barack Obama wouldn’t even be IN OFFICE if Michelle was a white woman. They would both still be working at whatever firm and Sasha and Malia would be be named Madison and Ava, assuming they were ever born.

27 08 2008
STONE

Thanks Puff! You beat me to the punch!

Chaotic diva & Dekela
http://science.jrank.org/pages/8159/Womanism.html

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFeminism&ei=HLC1SLyqKpDSMevnmcEI&usg=AFQjCNHc92ICOr1n2dW_zy-iGyLoCAgEAA&sig2=B48EsO0ktBHABRTtZlJ8QQ

Further 3rd world feminism reading, and other womanist reading

Women, Race & Class
By Angela Davis

An in-depth study of women and race explores the complex relationship between racism and sexism, analyzes the role of women and race, and traces the historical connection between sexism, racism, and class consciousness

27 08 2008
puff

@ jen – furious at madison and ava as obama baby names (mainly cos if i have a daughter i want to name her ava… i reject the 2520! i reject it!)

p.s. this woman is not cool with the Lysistrata move… can’t we just not cook and clean and shit? i’d like some ass, thank you very much.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

I’m also tired (and mad the NAACP didn’t call him out when he was there) of McCain getting a pass for going against making MLK a holiday.

27 08 2008
Apollo

Highlight of the Daddy Yankee support is that Daddy Yankee told a reporter the song “Gasolina” is about Energy Independence after the announcement he was backing McCain. For those of you who have never heard the song, find a spanish speaking friend to translate it, it makes the whole situation more rediculous.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

and Sasha and Malia would be be named Madison and Ava, assuming they were ever born.

Don’t forget Apple and Hannah!

Back when I was working in customer service, I was on the phone with a 2520 in Iowa discussing her bill and her name was either Becky or Ashley, and her kids were being loud as hell in the background. I hear her say “Colson! Logan! Stop that!” in the background. I said “damn, those are the whitest names ever!” and about 20 people busted out laughing.

OT about 2520’s and their kids: I saw a yt woman whoop her son’s ass in Wal-mart a couple of weeks back and snapping “Don’t you EVER talk to me like that!”.

I looked in shock because even here in Georgia, you don’t see 2520’s whooping their kids in public too often.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Dammit Puff, Vanita is supplying the bullets! Its for a good cause! Now get on board!

27 08 2008
*sham*

lol…If it’s the white women that get you…you’ll love this…

27 08 2008
puff

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 8th wonder i didn’t know she had that on lock. alright then, count me in!

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

@Amadeo…
U know the NAACP ain’t been shit for decades now…fuck the NAACP (at least them new kneegrows)

27 08 2008
overit

LOL @ 8th wonder. Puff, the Lysistrata move works and will put the fear of God in these brothas, that shit ended wars! lol, all it takes is ONE TIME for these brothas to know we aint playin..and that one time will prob last 2 months tops.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

You mean 2 hours.

27 08 2008
overit

lol you know! now you’re down puff, you think i was taking us blindly into a drought without thinkin it through?

and can i say i love how yall are referecing becky. that was my white girl prank call name of choice back in the day!

27 08 2008
Apollo

Yoruba-

I won’t even lie, if I all of a sudden found out I wasn’t going to get any tail until my act changed, I would be switching it up real quick, and telling every motherfucker I know to do the same damn thing.

27 08 2008
B4Prez

Ditto@ Jenn

Ditto@ Apollo

And Sham – pls stop posting videos of your cuzzin b4 I have to run down to the DNC right quick and ‘talk’ to her…

27 08 2008
Angry IV

I think we can all agree that those that choose to support McCain despite being “life-long Democrats” are just plain racist. Period.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

Ya’ll better include brothers some way…Becky will foil your plans by giving head to brothers en masse.

27 08 2008
LEO

@Rev. Trailor trash 2520’s whoop their little kids ass.

27 08 2008
overit

Apollo, would you mind filming a testimonial?

27 08 2008
Angry IV

re: *sham*

hilarious.

27 08 2008
Angry IV

@Amadeo – where’s Becky at? Plans be foiled, if she’s giving dome I’m lining up. 🙂

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

Rev:

I LOVE to see white people whoop their kids in public!!!!…to be honest one of my guilty pleasures (aside from eating a whole carton of ice cream then falling asleep in my work clothes) is seeing White people act a general fool in public! Oh my…I’m getting excited as I type this, there is NOTHING that brings joy to my face more than to see a 2520 in public act a damn, trifling, head shaking, finger pointing mess that has NOTHING to do with the Black race…I also love to see Black men who aren’t fit to clip my baby toe out with a trashy disgusting white woman….it’s hilarious cuz i always stop dead in my tracks and point at White Tomfoolery….and I’m NOT being sarcastic!
Something else that perks me up is to see the rare/random 2520 in the local black owned grocery (Lena’s in Milwaukee)…for some reason I always am curious as to why they are there…

27 08 2008
Apollo

Overit-

I will destify, but Amadeo has just brought up a valid point. All that needs to be done to disrupt the revolution is for the 2520 women to be even more loose. Then it will be even harder for Black women to get a man.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

Sigh…Becky aint shit man.

27 08 2008
Naapali

@8th wonder
– so wrong about the anthem, so wrong

@ MUSE
Muse (17:33:20) :

In general American White women are some if the most spoiled entitled bitches walking on this earth and the Hillary campaign confirmed it. They pretend to want unification amongst all people but when their position in society is challenged; their true colors start to come out. I can’t tell you how many White women in the work place have tired to jeopardize my career progression when they found out that I wasn’t their mammy. I’ve also noticed that White women are highly intimated by women of color who are confidence, intelligent, and attractive. If you think about it, White women are afraid of becoming irrelevant in society so they hid behind the feminist movement under the guise that they are for all women when the truth is they are watching out for their own interests.

– u are so right. My wife has to put up with all that nonsense.

27 08 2008
Bajan Girl

Maybe the Daddy Yankee thing is a plot by the PR’s in the US who can vote to get McCain in office so he can deport all the other Latino’s in the US and put up the fence to keep the anyone else out and then the PR’s can take over and be the Lation super power in the US.

*total speculation on my part.. just passing time till I can go home*

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

have y’all ever noticed in the hood…that black cats with Becky’s are ALWAYS walking behind her holding their baby and u can’t get a nigga to hold a baby by a Michelle (biggups to whoever coined this one for black women…it’s better than Tasha or anything with a La in front of it lol no offense to those who are La’s…hell I’m a Kelly 😦 )

27 08 2008
Amadeo

Keep in mind…I’m with ya’ll ladies, however I don’t want my lady with holding from me cause of things done by some asshole I would pummel save the fact I don’t enjoy jail cells.

I have long advocated men and women as groups submitting lists or something to identify those amongst them who have been deemed ineligible for contact with the opposite sex.

27 08 2008
overit

Apollo- but…but….what about AIDS?!

(say in a childish sing song voice)

Beckys got Aiiiids, beckys got Aiiiiids..lool

I second 8th, Becky aint shit and yall know it. Cant nobody touch the sistas. Amadeo, stop cause dissention in our ranks. You are with us or against us. Furthermore, I assign you the task of ensuring Becky doesn’t mess up our plans..tell you what, you and fice of your friends can have all the Beckys while we get the rest of the brothers in line. It is your job to keep Becky distracted.

27 08 2008
Bajan Girl

“I have long advocated men and women as groups submitting lists or something to identify those amongst them who have been deemed ineligible for contact with the opposite sex.”

Oh that would be great.. can we get that going.. seriously…

27 08 2008
overit

wow..do not mind the typos…multitasking is not my strong suit. I meant stop causing, and five of your friends lol. Not Apollo though, I think he can use the tough love.

27 08 2008
puff

can we put all beckys and ming lees in a cage with the choicest white dudes (aka over the age of 80 and filthy rich) and let them fight each other for a suga daddy while operation Lysistrata is ongoing?

27 08 2008
Angry IV

“u can’t get a nigga to hold a baby by a Michelle (biggups to whoever coined this one for black women…it’s better than Tasha or anything with a La in front of it lol no offense to those who are La’s…hell I’m a Kelly)”

#1 – I don’t agree with your use of the word “nigga”.

#2 – The coining of the term “Michelle” for a black woman that has loose morals and children out of wedlock, as you suggest, is not a usage of that term that I agree with either.

That being said, though, I see where you’re coming from, but don’t make assumptions based on skin color. Perhaps all of the men you’ve ran into were just trash, and those you’ve observed were the few good ones. Perhaps the white woman treats him good, and he feels good around her? Just speculating, nothing here is anything that any of us would know without knowing that couple or the circumstances.

27 08 2008
Naapali

@8th for giving us It so cold in the D

a gift:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9VzEulip9Q

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

Yoruba: I think SOME Black men, cognitively fucked in the ass by slave mentality with no vaseline by today’s media, think a White woman, ANY white woman is always better than the Best Black Woman…sad, but we can thank 2520s and Willie Lynch (crafty bastard) for that…as i mentioned yesterday…given the example of Obama, probably seen as the most successful Black man in America right now and his beautiful, competent but ain’t taking no shit, wife Michelle, we can repair that false stigma of White women being the icing on the cake of Black male successs…see, if you ever really wanna be a successful black man, you need a successful, educated Black woman to have your back and grease your scalp!

27 08 2008
Naapali

Angry IV
– I think u missed the point. The term Michelle was coined earlier to represent the image of Michelle O; strong black woman who can hold her own, hold down her family and support her man.

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

OT: Have you ever had to deal with someone who is not a good conversationalist at all. You’re talking to them and you can tell they’re just waiting for you to finish talking so they can say what they were going to say anyhow? Ugh. I was asking my roommate about some advice on a situation and he was talking about news coverage. I looked at him and I was thinking, Fucker, did you hear anything I was just saying?! If you aren’t asking him about the bible, it’s like he isn’t hearing anything. I’m going to start talking about abortions and gay rights to see if he’s paying attention. Jesus hearing aid Christ!

My lease is almost up. I live too damn far from work anyhow…

Sorry, just had to vent.

27 08 2008
totally the truth « h y p o c r i t i c a l * m e s s

[…] today, in one of his final posts, chris made a vaild point. if we go to shit and then you don’t like it, change your mind, do some back peddling then […]

27 08 2008
Vanita

Michelle does NOT mean loose black women
Its the exact opposite
See: Michelle Obama.

27 08 2008
overit

puff..i did not even think about the hugh heff’s and wrinkly old white men..good work detective!

27 08 2008
Vanita

yea we need to get a lysistrata going full force. I bet men would act right, and do so QUICKLY. Damn hookers, call girls and beckys. Yall heard a team of call girls are ‘on call’ for the conventions? Them heffa charging a mil a week to be available 24/7 for the duration of the convention!!! (now I did read this on a gossip website, but I believe it…)

27 08 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“I think SOME Black men, cognitively fucked in the ass by slave mentality with no vaseline by today’s media…[etc.]…see, if you ever really wanna be a successful black man, you need a successful, educated Black woman to have your back and grease your scalp!”

I am about to have myself a good old fashioned fucking heart attack.

timmad, esle gnihtemos s’ti .roirepus era nemow etihw kniht t’nod nem kcalb

27 08 2008
Apollo

Yoruba-

I don’t agree with this. At least in the hood, I never see Black men carrying their little mixed babies. Granted, I don’t see any white people ever, but the only time I see this is the middle/upper class Black man with his white girlfriend.

AND WHY DO I NEED TOUGH LOVE, CAN’T I JUST GET LOVE?

27 08 2008
Vanita

well whats the something else?!?!

27 08 2008
Vanita

they walk on their knees? (that was really fucked up of me, but thats how I feel)

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

and thanks to “Antowne Fisher”, everytime I hear someone refer to someone as “Nigga”, I start thinking of Mrs. Tate yelling and beating those kids. SMDH.

27 08 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

I’ve said it over and over and over again. If I say it anymore, my nuts will explode.

Sista Toldja and I had a brief, private conversation about this earlier. Ask her.

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

Oh my god…Chris is speaking in tongues!

The convo was good, but I gotta go! See ya’ll tomorrow!

27 08 2008
puff

@ naapali i hate you for posting that link with nelly’s redneck cousin’s music video…. honkytonk bandonkadonk *smh*

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

LMAO @ Vanita

And dead @ Jesus hearing aid christ

27 08 2008
Vanita

Ok Chris. We dont want your nuts to explode. Your one of the few I’d like to see reproduce.

27 08 2008
overit

Vanita I believe it too. And I hope they all die in their sleep from accelerated complications of pneumonia and AIDS.

Chris, what is the something else. There fast ass yes women?

27 08 2008
JessAKA Rabbitt

Oh…I’m slow…he wrote it backwards…I’m guessing the something else is easily access sugar bowls and the immidiate stank on your hanglow (read: head) just cause you are the Black Mandingo…forbidden fruit!

Now…I’m leaving for real! Good Night all:)

27 08 2008
puff

@ rev – damn, you’re really gonna make me cry today, every time i think about that movie i feel miserable for all black children in foster care… then derek luke’s delicious chocolate ass cheers me up pretty much immediately – i’m sorry, i need to focus.

27 08 2008
overit

I echo Vanita’s sentiments, we want you to have lil mini angry injun babies! Woosaaa!

27 08 2008
riz

Right. I said Michelles to embody all that is positive about Black women.

It’s funny, Black women are often blamed for the nig-nogs out there who “ain’t shit.” We are accused of being “too easy” or giving it up too quick. But it seems that the Becky’s out there have ruined these triflin men (note: I’m referring specifically to the tryf ones, not all Black men). Back when interracial rlshps were less acceptable, they wouldn’t be so quick to give dome, show out in public or otherwise pursue Black men. Not to say that they didn’t do it before in private, but now, there is nothing stopping them.

We used to call the Becky’s who went after Black athletes “Jersey Chasers.” That’s why these fools don’t know how to act, or like to think that a Black woman has attitude when she is not on her back after a couple of text messages.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

mmmm….Derek Luke…

(Homer Simpson dooling noises)

27 08 2008
overit

fine Apollo, I know a cry for hugs when I see one. You gets love!

27 08 2008
Jen

I have long advocated men and women as groups submitting lists or something to identify those amongst them who have been deemed ineligible for contact with the opposite sex.

@ Amadeo: dontdatehimgirl.com

27 08 2008
Roger

First off, there was no “Willie Lynch” (I assume you’re referring to the bogus letter attributed to this fictional person that was supposed to outline how to enslave black people mentally for centuries)…that alleged letter has been proven to be inauthentic.

Second, white women are “feminists” insofar as THEIR interests (i.e., their white privilege) is concerned. That’s why black women didn’t jump on board with first or second wave feminism–they wanted sistas to straight up denounce brothas as though the whole production line was faulty. White feminists are silly like that. And they take it upon themselves to describe ALL black men as violent, oppressive, etc, etc.

Third, what in gay Republican hell was wrong with that black woman who was crying her ass off about fucking Hillary Clinton? I wanted Malcolm X to resurrect, walk over to that cow, and pimpslap her. She was the modern version of “Massa, we’s sick!”

27 08 2008
Apollo

I appreciate it Overit. I don’t want to be left out in the cold, although my coworker who listens to country and smells should be left out in the cold (She’s black btw). I am actually very familiar with the Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk thanks to her.

27 08 2008
Angry IV

“Angry IV
– I think u missed the point. The term Michelle was coined earlier to represent the image of Michelle O; strong black woman who can hold her own, hold down her family and support her man.”

I understand that – but the way that it was used, was incorrect based on what you just described.

27 08 2008
riz

I once had a Fem Studies professor who argued that MLK Jr and the Civil Rights movement was innately sexist because men lead it and women had marginal roles….

Clearly, SHE hadn’t read Patricia Hill-Collins, one of the Head Michelle’s in charge of Black feminism.

27 08 2008
Angry IV

@riz – your argument is solid. I have the answer.

– Loose Black women tend to be from “ain’t shit” areas and, unfortunately, usually aren’t doing shit with their lives. You never hear of those that aren’t loose, though.

– Loose White women tend to be in the upper echelons of society, and their looseness is not frowned upon. I wouldn’t go so far to say that it is encouraged, but it is certainly not frowned upon. Ever watched Sex And The City!?

27 08 2008
Apollo

I am out for the day. Peace and Happiness.

27 08 2008

what chris means is WHITE women don’t talk back.. they don’t have a back bone and if you want head in the middle of an NBA playoff party…. that is all.

It’s silly to even entertain the thought of white women being superiorto black women. Some black men are tired of the attitude, and the bullshit and go the easy route to avoid anymore headaches.

I have girlfriends and cousins who’s boyfriends and husbands I pity. Some black “GIRLS” don’t know how stay in their lane in relationships.

Most “REAL” black women don’t have to worry about any of the above.

27 08 2008
riz

@ Angry: GOOD answer!!

So when B.Johnson’s want to elevate themselves on the social scale, they go to the arms of Loose White Women, and therefore forget how to act towards the Michelle’s.

So what about men who coulda/woulda been good Black men in previous generations, before Becky’s ruined them so that they demand a level of respect and indulgence that they haven’t earned?

27 08 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Loose White women tend to be in the upper echelons of society, and their looseness is not frowned upon. I wouldn’t go so far to say that it is encouraged, but it is certainly not frowned upon. Ever watched Sex And The City!?

Case in point, Paris Hilton. Ol retarded beagle lookin ass. What website is that that calls her “Wonky McValtrex”?

27 08 2008
JG*

Ne that’s so true! There are black “girl” that I’ve known that I just want to put a mirror in front of and say “hello… YOU are acting the fucking fool..”

27 08 2008

Then they mess it up for black women. Black men don’t want to be bothered or go down that road anymore. These neck snapping,finger pointing, “nigga I need a Tahoe” Tricks are ruining it for everyone.

Black Men TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS YO!

27 08 2008
Muse

OMG I’m about to fucking lose it in 4.3 seconds. I was in the lunch room having my afternoon dose of green tea when the White Witches from the East were discussing Hillary and somehow I got pulled into the damn convesation. They cornered me and asked what I thought about the DNC. I said that the Hillary supporters should move forward and support Obama. You know these tricks were like “As women we need to stick together against our male oppressors.” and lord have mercy I went red. I think I killed my coworkers. I’m kiding in my office washing the blood off my hands. Where should I hide the bodies?

27 08 2008
overit

Ne, I hear you. I guess I’m not speaking for the triflin among us. Contrary to popular belief there are Black women who don’t want the drama either. Who has the energy for that? I never thought it was about superiority either, not even a question. It’s just that all Black women should not be painted with the same brush.

Where’s Sista Toldja and her requisite breakdown. Calling ST! Explain the appeal of the cave bitch!

27 08 2008

LMAO MUSE!

You can hide out in Sacramento. By all means “As women we need to stick together”

27 08 2008
riz

But wait wait wait!!! Becky’s demand some shit, too! Are you kidding me? 2520 marriage has historically been built on the concept that Becky stays nice and humble, gives dome, and Logan (stealing fr/ earlier comment) buys her shit and goes to the country club so they can keep up appearances, while he fcks around and possibly abuses her children.

2520s are on that passive-aggressive shit. I mean, Logan is really nice. He WILL buy you things and go get the car for you when it’s raining and bring you water when you’re thirsty and don’t feel like getting up. But he demands some of that psychological dominance when he does it.

We, on the other hand, are more straight up.

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ angry…don’t forget Ms. Paris

@ Sham…that video makes me not want to go to next weekend’s convention. I will be holding my breath the whole time, and probably will have a flask on me as well.

27 08 2008
riz

Muse, I got you… C.Diva can provide a mob for your protection.

All the Michelle’s out there will understand.

27 08 2008
Naapali

Where is Sister Toldja?

Did those HC women kidnap her?

27 08 2008
overit

OMG Muse, why does every white person over the age of 40 wanna know what I thought of the convention? Why were they lamenting the loss of “a chance to make history”. I thought that was very telling, what the hell do they think Obama will do?!?! I swear its a conspiracy to make us lose our minds. Point out shit that don’t make sense and bypass the obvious, then act surprised when someone points it out.

27 08 2008
Bajan Girl

^5 Ne… ^5…

When ladies stopped acting like ladies men followed suit and governed themselves accordingly. Now I have to put up with Lil Wayne like fools coming up to me and getting mad when I keep it moving because they have Trina’s around the corner telling them they are the shit and so now they expect to be treated that way be all females… Stupse .. Know ya place pickney.

Off to tackle public trans and try not to kill anyone in the process.. be back later..

27 08 2008
overit

SHIT Naapali! I never thought of that…is ST tied up and gagged in a cave somewhere. Get your clubs ladies, we’re going to find her!

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

I noticed also that women business owners are for Clinton, and very anti Obama. I say we cut off their clits.

I also say we cut off the clits of all the bishes disrupting the Democratic party with all their anti-Obama nonsense.

Don’t let me get started on the fools that tried to assasinate Mr. Obama himself…

*sound of gun cocking* Mob assemble!

27 08 2008
Naapali

@ Muse
– bring them over here to the south side of Chi, no body but us comes here. Thats why they are all afraid of Barack becoming president, all those people will have to start visiting the South Side. We be waiting for them.

27 08 2008
Vanita

Muse, I can be your fixer. Dont worry about it. WE AS WOMEN NEED TO STICK TOGETHER…

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

lol @ naapali…I remember when Clinton (Bill) moved his library to Harlem in an attempt to showcase his “blackness”…lmao!

27 08 2008
riz

LOL!!! No one can fck with the SBPH army.

@Overit, I must say, one of the best things about this board is that, even when ppl disagree, they do so logically and back up their opinions. I might not feel what you’re saying, but I’ll listen, and make a reasonable response.

The blatant “spin” and fiction that comes out of most ppl’s mouth’s these days is unbearable. I was talking to a person (won’t say “friend” because I did not know this tryf 2520), and he was just spitting so much nonsense that it was impossible to even converse. Like, how am I supposed to debate or discuss with a retard? It’s like watching Faux News, makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Vanita…scratch that woman shit. We as INTELLIGENT BLACK WOMEN (see: Michelle’s) need to stick together.

27 08 2008

“Now I have to put up with Lil Wayne like fools coming up to me and getting mad when I keep it moving because they have Trina’s around the corner telling them they are the shit and so now they expect to be treated that way be all females… Stupse .. Know ya place pickney. ”

^^^muthafuckin 5^^

27 08 2008
Vanita

Yup. we can stick together and collectively whoop her ass. And still look classy doin it. I think Michelle can take and 2520 and still look sexy during and after the fight. LOL!

Good Night people. umm, make sure yall say hi to me on facebook. Im lonely on there… 😦

27 08 2008
riz

We need a list of one-liners to use on “feminists”, Clinton supporters and various fcktards who try to bait us into these ridicuouls, racistly undertoned conversations.

Like, when they are all, “We as women need to stick together” or “Black ppl are only voting for Obama because he is Black.” We should say something like, “Wow. You are so articulate! I can’t imagine what it’s like to get so far in life with your type of learning disability! Good for you!”

27 08 2008
overit

Riz, you aint lying. 2520s put up with that shit, whereas with sistas you betta keep that shit on the low lest all hell break looose.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

I will respond to the next 2520 who speaks to me with “You speak SO well!”

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

my mom is supposed to be sending me an email about this person that says they voted for Obama because he is black, just like they pull us over just because we’re black, and so on…

When I get it, I’ll post it via my blog.

27 08 2008
overit

Riz I am thinking of a one-liner playing off of the Stepford wife theme..which is what they all are. Do yall remember that show Small Wonder? I feel like Laura Bush and Cindy McCain are not real. Like if you unzip the back of their dress you’ll find their on and off button and shit.

I didn’t know Stepford wives were allowed to debate or engage in critical thinking might work..

27 08 2008
puff

damn CD, you mad as hell – i’m getting behind your ass so that i don’t end up in front of the barrel of your gun lol

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

Ok let me straighten some things up:

@Apollo and AngryIV I should have said SOME men…not all…but here in Milw it is a common occurance (at least from my POV)

@Naapali And ty on the clarification of Michelle as a black counterpart to Becky…

And there are a lot of good black men out there…this forum is proof of that BUT we do have some assholes out there that aren’t upholding their end of the bargin. So should we call them out for not doing their jobs or do we sit and coddle them because they are held down and the lot? IMO too many black mothers are already doing that to their boysp-making them into their men instead of raising them to be their own man. But there are mothers that raise their black daughters to not need black men also…so in either case sometimes we are fucked.

And as far as my language: lol I’m a tomboy and will forever remain one…in certain situations yeah I’m a lady but my mouth will make a sailor blush…its the balance of life

27 08 2008
Muse

Im breathing hard because one of the broads in sales had the AUDACITY to say I’m selling out by supporting Obama. I gave her the look of death and she shut right the fuck up. We might get called into HR because I straight up said in my anger that many Hillary supporters don’t want to admit that they can’t raise above their racist mindset and vote for Obama. They are also afraid that Michelle might redefined what it means to be a woman. OOOH Jesus take the wheel. I feel like getting real crunk on these folks.

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ 8th wonder…I would respond to those 2520’s that say that with “wow, you must spend alot of time around a bunch of idiots”.

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

I feel like getting real crunk on these folks.

@ Muse….here’s Lil Jon’s chalice…handle it

27 08 2008
puff

@ muse – the bitch said you were selling out? please whoop her ass, film it and post it on the group fb page – that would be a clear example when keeping it real, although it might get you fired, is clearly the right thing to do

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ youruba…I’m very much so a potty mouth and I’d rather watch football than project runway.

As for the bad black men, we should come up with a members only website for black women where we post names of black men that have done us intelligent sisters wrong so we can have them blacklisted. Especially those educated fools that get around all over town.

The menfolk must never know of the site or the list.

27 08 2008
overit

LOL @ Jesus take the wheel. Muse, keep your head, we need you! Remind me to tell you the time I got crunk in a staff meeting. The Director wanted to be a bad ass but when his ass got fired I sure did drop some newspaper by his office to wrap his bullshit knick knacks. AND that shit was in the NY Times.

Chaotic, good comeback.

27 08 2008
riz

@ Muse: P.R.E.A.C.H.

I even heard a 2520 guy say something along those lines! Said that Becky’s were raised to be pretty and get married and that’s all… Never taught to have independence or personality. Now, they find themselves lost when men want/expect that.

Holler. Back.

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

overit, this is a story I need to hear, so hit me on fb later, lol

27 08 2008
riz

LMBAO at Lil John’s chalice!!!!!!!!

Don’t get crunk. Don’t be the Angry Black Woman. I know it’s hard, but I had to call my mom from work several times when I damn near had a brain anyeurism on these broads. Just smile, very Michelle-like and “agree to disagree.” Then offer to talk about it in the future, when their “emotions aren’t running so high” because you “totally sympathize” about how it feels to be oppressed.

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

Ok, I think I’m going to make a group called “The Michelle Alliance” and we can make it an invite only thing. Like people that get in need to be vouched for by whoever they were invited by …lol…

That way we can weed out the wanna-be’s who are bringing us down..

27 08 2008
overit

lol @ 8th, soon as i get good and settled with some baked mac n cheese and my fav sweats, I will give you the run down.

27 08 2008
Muse

These mother fuckers are up to no damn good. I swear on Baby Jesus…I feel like getting crunk…

Obama, Clinton nominated by Dems for president

Obama’s name was put forward just after supporters of vanquished rival Hillary Rodham Clinton nominated her in a symbolic gesture.

Clinton had released her delegates earlier Wednesday to back the Illinois senator, who was on the eve of making history by being the first black person to accept his party’s nomination.

Obama was officially nominated by Michael Wilson of Florida, a medic and Iraq war veteran. A labor activist, Dolores Heurta of California, placed Clinton’s name in nomination.

http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080827/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_convention_rdp

27 08 2008
riz

Muse should recommend that those white broads read and sing some old negro spirituals.

@CDiva: I’m down for an invite-only Facebook group. Men invited too. Not to weed out ppl who don’t necessarily share our same opinions, but for those who are just… Beckified.

27 08 2008
willnotbetelevised

Ooh girl Muse don’t get fired. ANd don’t really worry about that b.c. HR is where they stick black women anyway to say they’re in management but not give them power over white people. Well they will probably be older black women so they may be Hilary supporters. Well just call on Jesus if you get called in and they’ll probably take your side

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ riz…what should we call the group w/ the men invited?

27 08 2008
willnotbetelevised

although if you gotta ski mask I would meet her in the parking lot after work

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

@ Riz

I LOVE you for “Then offer to talk about it in the future, when their “emotions aren’t running so high” because you “totally sympathize” about how it feels to be oppressed.”

I know if I was mad, and a bitch told me she’d wait till my emotions weren’t running so high, I’d go insane.

Yes, SO using that on someone someday soon.

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

lmao @ wnbt!

27 08 2008
Angry IV

There is some super stereotyping going on here, but I won’t get into what I hate about that…

“@ Angry: GOOD answer!!

So when B.Johnson’s want to elevate themselves on the social scale, they go to the arms of Loose White Women, and therefore forget how to act towards the Michelle’s.

So what about men who coulda/woulda been good Black men in previous generations, before Becky’s ruined them so that they demand a level of respect and indulgence that they haven’t earned?”

That’s not what I said………at all. I honestly think that it has been more socially acceptable to mingle with those of other races, and therefore men (AND WOMEN DON’T TRY AND PUT YOURSELVES ON SOME PEDESTAL) have decided to try it out. There are a myriad of reasons why people are attracted to other people. I firmly believe it has to do with parenting and environment, but that’s a different discussion.

27 08 2008
YorubaQueen

ChaoticDiva -sign me up…and put my ex’s name on their as PE #1 please lol and I’m a Packer fan so u KNOW football is in the blood (BUT as I said in a blog post: Fuck.Brett.Farve. and that’s all I have to say LMAO)

27 08 2008
puff

happy birthday wnbt!!

27 08 2008
chaoticdiva

lmao @ yoruba…

hmm…my forum is inactive for the most part…we can have a hidden section in there and have it where its permission only…lmao. (not trying to pub my forum, i’m just looking for alternate uses before it gets scrapped).

what do you ladies think?

27 08 2008
Muse

Nah it’s all Good. HR asked if we laid off the political discussions at work which makes perfect sense. I still told ole girl that she’s an idiot-cunt.

27 08 2008
Shavonne Nicole

It’s been a few days, and I don’t have time to read everyone’s comments, but I read Chris’ post today and I couldn’t agree more! Yesterday I decided that all Hillary supporters are just immature fuck-twats.
I’m a bit hormonal today in case you couldn’t tell….
I effing (ha!) hate people who believe that they are above the effing party! Bleeding cripes of mercy! You don’t see Huckabee’s supporters pitching bitchyfits because he’s not the nominee….or the person who thought Fred Thompson was a good idea…. Effing feminist….
–This just may be my longest post to date.–

27 08 2008
Angry IV

Obama has been nominated! Part 1 is complete, now for Part 2 – November 2nd.

27 08 2008
Angry IV

November 4th*, fuck!

27 08 2008
Ms. Sula

I am so done with the entitlement of 2520 females…. Ugh, just ugh!

27 08 2008
8th Wonder

oooh, has anyone seen Obama’s new commercial about McNasty’s houses and his idea of middle class?

I was JUST saying today that Obama needs to start playing dirty.

Whoo hoo!

27 08 2008
Amadeo

@ Jen et. al

The thing was I think the women should weed out the unworthy women and the men should weed out the me. That way there are no revenge names put out there. Plus we won’t be caught up on disagreements that may arise between men and women. Real recognize real and men and women who are thinking that they represent each other won’t just accepting assfucks because it’s their friend.

27 08 2008
Amadeo

Fuck

* men
*just accept

I’ll also accept councils to determine the fate of men or women whose status is in dispute.

28 08 2008
overit

LOL @ Amadeo and councils. We’re building our own society on here and shit, complete with judicial systems, background checks and standards of conduct.

I agree the men should weed out them and vice versa.

@ 8th, oh Obama’s gonna get dirty, trust.

28 08 2008
overit

*weed out the men and vice versa..

28 08 2008
OutsidePeanutButter

PUMA? Can’t these Hillary supporters at least name their group after a decent sneaker? Who the fuck wears Pumas outside of eurotrash?

28 08 2008
Ms. Sula

Well… I actually like Puma and Usain (Lightning) Bolt wore them… But they just ruined it for me…

*hiss*

28 08 2008
OutsidePeanutButter

Damn. I forgot Jamaica.

28 08 2008
Elle

I don’t have anything to contribute to the conversation because I’m normally a semi-lurker (7 or 8 posts since the inception). I just wanted to get my 3rd-to-the-last-post in.

I’m going to miss you all… sniff…

(Can yall tell I went out after work for a few drinks?)

28 08 2008
Vanita

Stuff Black People(Tiffany) Hate: Goin out form drinks and not inviting anyone

28 08 2008
Nice

These Hillary Clinton supporters are making me more and more sick by the minute. They are a bunch of cry babies. Thet straight act like scourned lovers. She did not get elected so get over it. I think it really boils down to the fact that they dont wanna elect a Black man into office and so they use the ‘Im such and avid Hillary supporter’ plight as an excuse.

28 08 2008
Angry IV

I wear Pumas, actually. I guess I, being a Black servicemember, am now eurotrash, due to the endless stereotyping here.

Fucking fantastic.

28 08 2008
letinstar

i cannot begin to say how angered i am about these clintonistas that are still on the fence or worse, stating they will vote for mccain…obama will win, but if he doesn’t because these bitches are still holding a torch for hillary, it will prove what i’ve already know and believe…racist bitches, not a true democrat and they deserve every anti woman rights agenda that john mccain and his ilk can take from them…fuck em…

28 08 2008
Angry IV

@Nice – nail on the head.

28 08 2008
Nice

Yeah, I rock Pumas too, but I tried not to get offended, LOL.

28 08 2008
chaoticdiva

I like pumas.

Anyways, here is the email that I mentioned earlier on why its ok to vote for Obama because he’s black.

28 08 2008
Nice

Nice email, but Barack is not the descendent of slaves.

28 08 2008
overit

it is a nice e-mail but he is not the descendant of slaves. that said, its not a reason to not support him, or consider him black, like so many douchebags quoted on the news..Muse’s favorite mammy included!

28 08 2008
Heather

I’m not a middle aged white woman yet, but I will be someday, and I have to say – Clinton and the vast majority of her supporters have scared the HELL out of me this primary and election season. At first I was thrilled to be living in a time where we could have a race between two historically under-represented groups in politics; what an amazing moment. And then it all went to rat shit with this unbelievable attitude from these crazy women (and some men, it must be said). I think Jen hit the nail on the head when she said the non-vote or vote for McCain was intended as an “I Told You So” campaign on the part of Clinton supporters – I was just thinking this the other day. I know it sounds kind of fucking stupid to apologize on behalf of the pantsuit crowd (and I promise I don’t wear them) but – I’m really sorry. Obama ’08 – thank god.

28 08 2008
Kim

Why do black people love to scream racism? Maybe immature, pissed Clinton supporters are just that…immature and pissed. You scream racism so much that people have stopped listening.

28 08 2008
Quiet Storm

“Did anyone see the black delegate that they interviewed after Hilary’s speech? RIGHT AFTER Hilary said “did you vote for me, or did you vote for the people I was speaking for?””-JG*

I wanted to judo chop that heifer when she came out her ass with that interview. I of course was screaming at the screen like she could hear me. If she heard what I said, she would have had a REAL reason for crying.

28 08 2008
riz

@ Angry:

I think that we are talking about different points, and perhaps different definitions. But I’m on my way out of the door, so I will just let the point go until it comes up again…. which I’m sure it will.

28 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ everybody: the point of the email was as a rebuttal to people that say that they won’t vote Obama because he’s black.

I will be sure to put a disclaimer up that I did not write it and that some of the information is not factual…..

…or maybe i’ll edit it for content. I rush posted it due to multitasking…

28 08 2008
chaoticdiva

…it has been edited. I took out the whole thing about the descendant of slaves and added a disclaimer.

28 08 2008
Nice

@Chaotic, I know you didnt write the email and I got the point it was making also. The descendant of slaves thing just stood out to me- thats all.

28 08 2008
Naapali

@Kim
thanks for not listening to the people from West Virginia that will not vote for Barack Obama because:
– he is not American enough
– he might be muslim
– his pastor does not like America
– perhaps his pastor is Muslim

thanks for not listening to the people who will not vote for him because they do not know enough about him though he has
– written two best seller books
– been campaigning for 19 months and has visited nary every state in the Union, Puerto Rico, Afghanistan etc etc
– has a website that is called http://www.barackobama.com on which every policy position he has can be found

thanks for not listening to the people who will not vote for him because he is elitist
– George W. Bush, son of a President George H W Bush, grandson of Senator Prescott Bush was not elitist
– Albert Gore, son of Senator Albert Gore was never labeled elitist
– John McCain, son of Admiral McCain, grandson of Admiral McCain, husband of alcohol magnate is not an elitist

– but the fucking negro that did not know his place and chose to rise above his station by going to Harvard and marrying another Harvard/Princeton graduate must be an elitist, afterall all negroes are supposed to drop out of high school and only the best graduate from community college after using up their five years in a real university.

thanks for coming here to educate this bunch of whiny Kneegrows that those West Virginian mother-loving sons of their brothers are sticking to the issues.

28 08 2008
DomiX

Hillary’s speech was good, but it was ruined for my by the people who still were saying that Barack Obama has to prove something to them, or he’s not experienced or they might not vote at all…..childish shit.

28 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Naapali…I so want to copy what you just posted and put that in the blog.

@ Nice…I know. Thats why I went in and deleted the part that mentioned the slave thing. I somewhat overlooked it out of excitement, and again, multitasking (Its my end of the summer cleaning spree, so I’m going through this and that while doing everything else…lol.

28 08 2008
Coontastic Mammyitis

TRAITORS. HILLARY IS THE TRUTH. OBAMA STOLE THE NOMINATION WHICH RIGHTFULLY BELONGED TO HILLARY. HILLARY IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDED YET THE CHAUVASNT PIGS IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY PICKED AN INEXPERIENCED MAN WHO IS PLAYING UP HIS NEGRO STATUS TO WIN SYMPATHY VOTES. OBAMA WILL HAVE TO COURT ME IN ORDER TO GAIN MY SUPPORT OR ELSE I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO VOTE FOR MCCAIN TO TEACH THE DEMOCRATS A LESSON. HILLARY WAS THE HOPE AND DREAMS OF EVERY WOMAN IN AMERICA WHO WANTED TO BE SOMEONE. YOU SBPH POSTERS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. OBAMA AND HIS ANGRY BLACK WIFE ARE ELISTS WHO DON’T CARE ABOUT AMERICA. MICHELLE IS MEAN AND I CAN HARDLY RELATE TO HER. HOPEFULLY THE DEMOCRATS WILL GET SOME SENSE AND ENDORSE HILLARY.

28 08 2008
chaoticdiva

Coontastic, have you actually met and spent time with the Obamas personally? Or are you again watching Fox News as you read the National Enquirer?

By the way, I can spot at least 5 typographical/grammatical errors in your post, rendering you both illegible as well as devoid of being credible (the all caps aided in that).

Now go back to your trailer. Thank you, and have a blessed day!

28 08 2008
Sister Toldja

Dammit man. Irrational bitches like this are the reason I can’t get Black women to seriously consider feminism! No one needs it more than we do, but when it is presented to us only in this regard, who would want it? These aren’t REAL feminists. Real feminist want the liberation and equality of all women. These crackettes just want to be free to opress and rule as freely as their men have.

I scanned the comments and peeped something about cave bitch appeal? Thank you all for keeping that phrase alive! I don’t think I have anything constructive to add to that convo. I called myself retiring from the discussion of IR dating, but in the past few days 1) White people have gotten on my last possible nerve and 2) I saw a Katrina documentary. I am hating the 2520s more than I find acceptable, so I am just trying to ignore them all together for a spell.

28 08 2008
Hipployta

About McCain

Did anybody else fall out their damn chair when McCain introduced Daddy Yankee…all I I could think was “What…The…HELL!”

I guess Celebrity is okay is it endorses you eh?

Good on Hilary for responding to that lame “I’m a Hilary supporter and I’m voting for McCain ad” by saying “I am Hilary Clinton and I do NOT approve this ad”

Psycho Hil supporters are lame and childish…it’s a fact

beautiful kisses
Siobhan

28 08 2008
Malcolm X...this heffa mammy done made me turn in my grave

My sister, please, if you will, an exerpt from a famous speech of mine:

This modern house Negro loves his master. He wants to live near him. He’ll pay three times as much as the house is worth just to live near his master, and then brag about “I’m the only Negro out here.” “I’m the only one on my job.” “I’m the only one in this school.” You’re nothing but a house Negro. And if someone comes to you right now and says, “Let’s separate,” you say the same thing that the house Negro said on the plantation. “What you mean, separate? From America? This good white man? Where you going to get a better job than you get here?” I mean, this is what you say. “I ain’t left nothing in Africa,” that’s what you say. Why, you left your mind in Africa.
On that same plantation, there was the field Negro. The field Negro — those were the masses. There were always more Negroes in the field than there was Negroes in the house. The Negro in the field caught hell. He ate leftovers. In the house they ate high up on the hog. The Negro in the field didn’t get nothing but what was left of the insides of the hog. They call ’em “chitt’lin'” nowadays. In those days they called them what they were: guts. That’s what you were — a gut-eater. And some of you all still gut-eaters.

http://www.historyisaweapon.com/defcon1/malcgrass.html

28 08 2008
Sister Toldja

AMEN NAAPALI!!!!!

28 08 2008
Muse

::Looks around whistling:::

OH weee is there some coontastic mammyitis in the air? Oh that was scary.

Heheh sorry yall I had to mock the Negro Hillary supporter on CNN yesterday. The typographical/grammatical errors were done on purpose since I believe Hillary supporters have the IQ of dead sperm.

28 08 2008
Ethel

Last!

28 08 2008
Muse

Great post Z. Love the quote.

28 08 2008
Hipployta

@ Coontastic

That is an interesting fake post which directly plays up all the fallacy in the crazy Hil supporter argument holding it up for all of us to jeer at…so who is posted that?

*Cute*

beautiful kisses
Siobhan

28 08 2008
Muse

Siobhan,

Coontastic Mammyitis is my mockery of Hillary supporters. Sadly those are the arguments that Hillary supporters are spewing on national television and various Internet sights. Their rationale for not supporting Obama is flawed considering that many of his political ideologies are identical to Hillary’s. But why should any of us be surprised when the majority of Hillary supporters represent the uneducated sector of society?

28 08 2008
Muse

Er i meant to say internet sites, not sights…. Geez louise. Talk about proof reading. Their stupidity is rubbing off on me.

28 08 2008
Naapali

@ chaoticdiva
– be my guest

@ ST
– we missed you men. I was about to leave the South Side to come rescue you from those Bronx Hilltards ‘cos I was sure they were holding you hostage.

28 08 2008
Muse

Listen to this supreme idiot bitch on Larry King right here….She makes no sense!

28 08 2008
Malcolm X...this heffa mammy done made me turn in my grave

she equated voting…to sex. “im a good catholic girl, i don’t vote on the first date”

these are the times i feel i have anger management issues. i literally wanted to throw my laptop across the room for being the vessel thru which i heard such ignorance.

28 08 2008
chaoticdiva

lol @ muse…you could have (and did have me) fooled! Nice facetiousness…

28 08 2008
Lola

Come on… i’m a black hillary supporter- i never hated Obama, i just liked hillary better, and will happily vote for Obama even tho i would have loved Hillary more. but you have to calm down…

oh and I love your blog

28 08 2008
HerroKitty

I dont think you understand….I have been studying Hillary supporters, and i have a few friends who supported hillary……They are not racist, they are just pissed off because they think she deserved it, they think after all the shit she went through that she deserved to be president. Then Obama came in and was such a good orator and he had a positive message. Nobody seems to understand that hillary is so pissed at the republicans for fucking over her and bill in the 90s that her message wasnt as positive than obamas. Obama has not been through the republican machine, and the clinton supporters didnt think he would win, plus they wanted revenge on the republicans and they thought it would be great to have the most hated democrats by republicans (the clintons) to take them down. Actually all of the hillary supporters i know said they loved obama when they say him at the convention in 2002, and said he would be a great vice president for hillary and then president in 2016. Everyone knows he will be a good president, they just wanted to see a women president before they died. But anyone could have seen this coming, because the media has been showing many black men as president from movies to tv shows. How many women presidents in movies and tv do you see? none…so i dont think they are racist (sure some are) but 99% arent. I think people just want an excuse for why some people arent voting for him, same with the hillary supporters that she was a women. In the end im not woried, and i dont think its very smart to attack her supporters and call them racist because its all about party unity. IMAGINE if hillary had won and alot of obamas supporters didnt want to vote for her, how would they feel being called sexist? We need to get over this crap, stop worrying and stop putting the blame on people when obama hasnt even won/lost yet. It seems like both sides are trying to put the blame on someone else incase he loses so they can wipe there hands clean. if obama loses it is his and bidens fault, he didnt win enough supporters its that simple. But i seriously doubt that will happen, i will bet 1000 dollars he wins and im sooooooo glad he will.

Did you all see his cute daughters on stage?!!! I cant wait to see the christmas at the white house next year! it will be very cute, very kennedy-esque.

28 08 2008
Lolo

Not even enough time to read the comments, but once again, it’s down to the math. Numbers, people. Do your little bit to register new voters because the way we’re going to win this is by getting enough voters to the polls. Period.

Don’t even sweat all the PUMAs because that’s what they want, more drama.

(I’m going to miss this blog so much.)

28 08 2008
Angry IV

@HerroKitty,

No, if they say they’ll vote for McCain because Hillary lost, they’re either a) Republican fakers trying to lure Democrats away or b) fucking racists.

Try again on that. Thanks for your support for Sen. Obama though. Time for a CHANGE! 🙂

28 08 2008
JG*

I think this was posted. But man… this chick is crazy.

28 08 2008
Naapali

@ Muse
– this is the most idiotic example possible
– this is why Republicans have virtually owned the White House in the past 40 years.

28 08 2008
Jen

How many women presidents in movies and tv do you see?

Here’s one off the top of my head:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429455/

28 08 2008
STONE
28 08 2008
steadycat

I have just given money to help Move On.org register young voters. I never give money to anything but we are now in trying times. I tried to give a polite and reasoned response to the PUMAs and they deleted my post quick as a flash. A polite post. 😦

Chris, I’ve added your link to my blog. Cheers.

29 08 2008
ph2072

I fucking hate Clinton supporters too. And that woman in the iReport video is an old hag asshole. The logic behind voting for her at this point is fucking nonsensical and kinda comical.

The picture you posted of the little girl crying = Hillary supporter is motherfucking hilarious and priceless!

29 08 2008
ViK

This “madrassa” story kills me. Who in here has attended Catholic school? Are you Catholic? Ri-DAMN-diculous. Let’s say he was registered as a Muslim (no disrespect to Islam, just making a point here) – he was a child. He didn’t register himself. You don’t choose anything that happens in your childhood, it happens to you. I remember going to school with a kid named Excel. His uncle filled out his immigration forms, and misspelled his named Exel. His name has never been Exel, though all his school records reflect that. *ugh* This is going to be a looooooong election season.

29 08 2008
ViK

Rev Leon Lonnie Luv (21:14:00) :
Loose White women tend to be in the upper echelons of society, and their looseness is not frowned upon. I wouldn’t go so far to say that it is encouraged, but it is certainly not frowned upon. Ever watched Sex And The City!?
Case in point, Paris Hilton. Ol retarded beagle lookin ass. What website is that that calls her “Wonky McValtrex”?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ahhhh: http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/11/sex-the-city/ I’m going to cry 8/31

It’s DListed.com that calls Paris Hilton Wonky McValtrex

29 08 2008
HerroKitty

I knew someone was going to say commander and chief as a women president on a tv show, but i dont think it counts since it wasnt a successful show. Plus she wasnt voted in as president, she was a vice president who became president when the previous president died. Also it had Geena Davis in it, and nobody likes her because she is HUGE and dwarfs everyone on that show.

I just think the country is more preparred for a black president then a women president. How many asian presidents do you see in the movies, or gay presidents, or indian presidents, or midget presidents? in the words of Kat Williams, “Dont worry i’ll wait”.

Can you imagine a midget president!!! poor thing would get lost behind that massive desk! but i think an adorable midget as a secretary of state would be terribly fun! Imagine it going to see foreign dignitaries! boy, i would love to see it try and negotiate a mid east peace conflict! and dress it up in barbie clothes!

29 08 2008
white-boy-dan

Ok, all your anger towards white women is based on the assumption that white-women, and men for that matter see, Obama as black.

It’s obvious ya’ll do, but lets not forget Obama was raised white, by his white extended family, in lilly-white Kansas. The only thing that made him black was a seed his father never was responsible for.

IT WAS HIS WHITE MOTHER AND WHITE EXTENDED FAMILY WHO MADE OBAMA WHAT HE IS.

He may have attended a black church to get in touch with his black side, but he identified so well with Iowans, and in other heartland primaries, BECAUSE HE IS WHITE to a large degree AND HE REALLY IDENTIFIES WITH WHITE WORKING CLASS AMERICA, BECAUSE THIS PART OF WHO HE IS.

So ya’all can claim him as your own, but OBAMA belongs to ALL OF US.

I’m whiter than Brad Pitt, but I have more in commom with Barack than I have with any other Candidate in History.

-we are 5 weeks apart in age
-we grew up with a single, poor, white mother.
-we both had mothers who expected the best in us and to always be decent to our fellow man

As far as white women are concerned, they have the right to bitch and moan about the process as blacks have rightfully done for years.

Hillary and Barack both won 18 million votes in the primaries, with Hillary edging out Obama by 89,000 votes. So WOMEN have a right to be upset about Hillary not being on the ticket, and further more have a right to BE pissed about Biden AS VP, and not AT LEAST another women.

Biden is the author of the Bankruptcy Bill, WHICH allows the credit card companies to exploit the poorest among us. If Biden was blue collar, he forgot about his roots a long time ago, and he has been a slave to corporate interests all is life. An old white man on the ticket was in error because it was done to lessen the anxiety of some white people. Biden is washed up.

White women are the single largest voting blockin America, and Obama under pressure to ease the anxiety of white men, brought in a dried up, crusty relic as VP. This has Obama’s only mistake, and I hope it doesn’t backfire.

While blacks can scream Dis-enfranchisement all they want, you find it difficult to swallow that Hillary’s supporters are a little ticked off?

All your angry language towards white women is something Obama himself would disapprove.

These white women will come around because the know McCain is McSame.
We all need to allow them the time to cool off.

In Obama’s speach Thursday he remarked that his mother challenged him to put himself in the shoes of others and alway show compassion. So, If the primary results had been reversed, with Hillary just edging out Obama, it would have been a mistake not to put the number two primary winner in the VP spot.

It’s not just white women who are miffed that Hillary is not on the ticket, but you would think so because the media are targeting women to vent their disappointment.

OBAMA IS A MULTIRACIAL CANDIDATE, NEITHER WHITE NO BLACK OWNS HIM. THIS IS WHAT MAKES HIM ATTRACTIVE AS A CANDIDATE.

HE IS ALL OF US.

So stop being angry at white women. and worry about the future.

your crying about theur crying is a waste of FUCKING time.

29 08 2008
Dekela

Something is seriously wrong with you HerroKitty…and I’m the one that is hungover this morning….

29 08 2008
Jen

Uh oh…McCain has a lady VP.

29 08 2008
sistagirl

damn! damn! damn! He flipped the script.

29 08 2008
joy

Jen, I knew he was going to pull that shit to get those PUMAs in there to vote for him. The DNC was absolutely great and capped off with a speech that sent me closer to tears than any speech ever has. McSame had to shit on my parade by announcing that woman as his VP. If these former-Hillary supporters (disclaimer: I was one also) would get their heads out of their asses and vote based on policies and not genitals/skin color, they’d see that, of course, Obama is closer to Hillary than the neo-Nazi VP candidate chick from Alaska. She’s just McCain in a skirt.

29 08 2008
Irami

I love the PUMA acronym. Forget the cause, the acronym rocks on so many levels. A bunch of wanna-be cougars screaming, “Party Unity My Ass.” That’s America.

29 08 2008
ViK

I don’t get McCain’s VP choice. While it will win over the PUMAs, McSame has long been accused of not being conservative enough. So he picks a WOMAN?? Shouldn’t she be churning butter and mindin’ the chilluns?

29 08 2008
HerroKitty

Dekela

Meth is a hellava drug…..

30 08 2008
Siobhan/Hipployta

Ah Muse…I should have guessed that excellent mockery was all you.

beautiful kisses
Siobhan

30 08 2008
Janie

Why did Hillary Clinton “”deserve it? Riding your husband’s coattails isn’t really a feminist accomplishment. Sarah Palin has more feminist accomplishments than Hillary Clinton, even if she is Huckabee in a dress. (McCain in a skirt is too kind – he just turned off a bunch of moderates and independents. ) Focus on the Family dude Dobson is overflowing with bounteous luuuuuuuve for her. Puke.

I’m a white woman (though that’s irrelevant) and am voting for Obama because he’s the most intelligent candidate, has good ideas, inspires people, etc. It’s kind of a bonus that he’s black, since America is diverse, but being black isn’t what qualifies him, like being female isn’t what qualifies female candidates.

30 08 2008
OutsidePeanutButter

What’s with middle-aged, worn-out looking white broads taking the names of big cats?

31 08 2008
ViK

Here’s why I really hate the Palin choice – the Republicans reached into their Token Negro lair to get Alan Keyes to run against Barack Obama for Senate. People weren’t voting for a black man, they wanted Obama. Clinton supporters didn’t want some woman to win, they wanted Hillary to win. Don’t stick Palin there and say any woman will do.

9 09 2008
Joe

Feminism has not done much for blacks and browns because they suffered most from the feminist disassembly of the nuclear family though no-fault divorce, the welfare system etc. What the black community has suffered over the past number of decades will hit whites too as the family system breaks down and everyone becomes more dependent on the State.

19 08 2009
Dan

Chris, you’re more funny when you’re not claiming to be able to read the minds and discern the hidden motivations of ALL THE PEOPLE who vote for candidates you don’t care for. Come to that, you’re more insightful, too.

The second you get on politics, you stop sounding like the refreshing, original thinker we’ve all seen you to be and start sounding like a bitter fuck, the way everyone else who wrote about election ’08 in any capacity did. You could’ve farted into a hurricane and ended up with more distinct and enduring results than what you have here.

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