I absolutely positively cannot stop laughing.
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Damn Amadeo! That’s exactly what I thought.
OH shit! Comes to mind next.
I can’t caption this.
All I know is that if that fish is truly shocked that this day finally came, then he lived his little life chock-full of unwarranted hubris.
In my best Mr.Bill voice….”Oh nooooooooo”
“Don’t take a picture, help me you asshole!!” also works.
On second thought, this would be a perfect PWNED photo.
Any Mr. Bill reference = +50 points
co–sign Jen’s first comment.
LMFAO at this photo.
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Saun!
*daps Saun for Mr. Bill reference*
That’s what immediately came to mind when I saw it. lol
‘Shit! What was the safe word? Suitcase! Suitcase, right? Suitcase, dammit!’
Although it looks like PWNED to me, too.
*Dirty comment alert*
Be careful what you wish for: Deepthroat Edition
“Y’all niggas aint’t shit!”
Dekela – that was so polite to alert us about dirty comments.
Knatural – actually it was to make sure everyone read it
“I DIDN’T FUCK YOUR WIFE…SHE JUST GAVE ME HEEEAAAAADDDD!!!!!”
“They should neva gave you niggas wings!”
Because the Olympics are taking over my TV:
Poor Fish: “GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!”
(making oh face) oh oh oh oh noooooooooo!
He’s showing us his O face.
Lolol…. That fish got his “Uh Oh” or “Oh snap” or “Oh shit!” face on
“Being Black in America”
That was hillarious!
I asked for head but this bitch gave me beak…
I was just thinking that the fish represents us after Chris announced his last ten posts.
slowwwww day!!!! When will we will we get to the sex talk??? 100 posts seems long off eh!!!!
btw.. hottest new blog…
hahahaaa @Mrs. Epps Plug!!!!
Shooooooooottt vita….if ppl wanna read some crazy shit go there…i got three new posts…
@ Vitazza…I’m going to kill two birds with one stone:
Caption: How a guy feels after his girl tells him she’s pregnant.
That kid at http://amadeo.blogsome.com has some things going on….and he’s accepts the greatest nation in the world.
dammit just click my name.
Shameless Self Promotion Fail
alrighty then be right over!!!!!
@ Amadeo…if you’re going to do a shameless plug, you gotta do it right…
[shameless plug]Drunken Stupid Love is the best blog in the world! [/shameless plug]
Yea Chaotic chec on the new post i need u girls help!!!
that should be *Check* lol
It wasn’t a typo…I was stricken with humility for a moment.
The fish “Oh s*@#!” expression reminds me of that white kid in that Home Alone movie.
WELCOME BACK MRS EPPS
@ Members of La Bella Murder Crew…
If you want to put a hit out for someone, there’s this bastard that robbed me of $3k that I posted a link for…
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE was up girllllll! ***HUG*** 🙂
Vanita, if you read this, I just want you to know that vid you sent me yesterday makes me think about how the fish in the photo represents the daughter’s non-Jewish boyfriend, and the bird is that girl’s dad. LMAO!!!
Awww it only gave me the punch in the face option.
Hey Diva, I took care of that dude for ya.
LOL what video???
Hes DEAD now!! hahahahaha!!! That’ll teach him for messing with the La Bella Mafia! And stop letting some level 16 punk u! Ne taught u better than that.
Chaotic, how can I join the crew? I need more people….
Yeah what’s up with that mobster I can only Punch her or put her on hit list???
This is the after pic for the SBPH Rules of Oral
what happens when you do it right…
bk24/7 friend me always looking for a mobster
I need a Mobster name
Bird: Oh yeah, I love eating some fish
Fish: :-O This is NOT as enjoyable as those human women claim it to be!
Clearly I’m ready for the topic to turn to sex…
bk24/7….leave a post on the facebook sbph group wall, and I’ll add you.
Vanita…you’re the one that sent me the link to the Jewish girl pranking her parents, no?
You can’t beat up/attack someone who is on a lower level than you
Good job Knat.
Quieres hablar sobre penes grandes?
@ ne…ppl do it to me alot…
I guess it’s earmuffs time for the kids.
Poll: Who has el pene grande?
um Vanita you stood me up!!!!!
translation: who has a big penis.
Mi espada pega muchos abajo…
ewww smells like fish!
LOL, sry, I did Vita!!! I didnt even go to Bmore (which sucks btw)!
No Diva, I didnt send you the video, but I’d like to see it now. Tengo un pene grande, el nombre es monstruo púrpura grande…(I hope that makes sense. I have spoke/written/thought in spanish for a while)
I posted my request on the group wall. I’m a tycoon, what is everyone else here?
el pene grande, change of topic already or is that waht the little fishy wants
Bulletproof. Ok, going to add you.
Hmm…who the hell sent me that vid yesterday? Maybe it was Jen…lol…
OKay so I added this app now how do I play, and I figured out a name no thanks to ya’ll, lmao just kidding
mobs n gangs, y’all say?
hahaha what!!!!!! I waited on Sunday Morning for MORNING DRINK LMAO
Hope you had fun anyway 🙂
The Fish: you got something in your mouth, now its my turn!!!
I was too hung over sunday morning. but the best thing to cure a hang over is more drink, and I did that and went back to sleep.
If they are having any crab feasts, let me know, Ill be there in a jiffy!
Insomniac (which is funny cause I can’t stay up for three days like I used to be able to).
Mi pene tiene una canción de tema – ” Godzilla”
lmao @ Amadeo…does it growl?
I need you to add you on mob wars, how do I find you on facebook?
Bulletproof and on gang wars British mafia
Join up yall
It destroys tokyo.
OHHH VANITA YOU NASTY!
I am on the fb group
Thanks, Lola Montazzo!
Ahahahahahah @ Amadeo.
And fights Rodan.
and for the spanish phrase…..
coma mi arrebatamiento
Slow day in the SBPH newsroom….
I actually think it’s easier for me to find you Ne, I just sent you a friend request
darn, should have refreshed the page first
The fish seems to be enjoying it….
It makes tiny Japanese woman sing songs to awaken Mothra.
Thanks amadeo for joining my mob
“I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse”
Your penis has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
Ne’ please join my gang. I sent the invite this morn!
…and about 30 films about it.
i’m trying to play mob wars how do i sign up…?
and oh yeah…
@ Todos (everybody)….those who are already in the group, add the other members if you haven’t already. Those who have members that are not in the group, invite them. We need to be badass…Lets show em who the real fam is!
(yes, I’m very competitive.)
so can you be in more than one mob?
please send it again vitazza,I joined but I can’t get back to it.
so am I diva. That is why we get along
ok chaotic how do i find you?
Has anybody seen the version of the White Beyonce L’Oreal ad that they ran in Essence?
It has her original coloring and BAM…all of a sudden, her nose looks normal and she’s pretty again.
Whoever was the graphics editor for the version of the ad that is all over the internet needs to be fired.
nad why did I not know about the other fb group for this app
Thank you Ne and Chaotic. You have just received bulletproof vests, brand new assult rifles, and a new armored range rover!
somebody send me an invite!
go in the group. My name is Jenn, and my photo is b&w. Shoot me a message and I’ll add you.
HEY! ya’ll make sure to add me on mob wars!! i need more mobsters!
Diva ❤ bk24/7!!! He bought me a truck!!!
@jen, I just read an article that the fashion industry has completely abandoned black models. There have even been protests and such but eastern european is in and black is out. This might explain white beyonce
Jesus jumped up palamino
quales??? no posts for three hrs???
oh shit, I’m fucked
I thought we were shut down…lmao or I was blocked….oh my!!! So did everyone go to FB??? I can answer my FB messages from my phone but can not work with ANY of the apps… while on my work pc…blaaacccchhhhh
I lol at you mostly cause
your phone > my phone
right…..I am the worst on this tiny keypad!! * and * my job blocks EVERYTHING I have to post from my phone browser……..during the day……..can you say SUCKS…lol
uh it took me forever to figure out you were replying to the post…..I was like oh why is she fucked?? Hope everythings ok!! lol I’m slow tday and sleepy!!
People tried so hard to make the convo about penises and you guys just didn’t stick with it.
I’ve successfully rid myself of the wee bits of cellulite I had forming on my thighs with my patented run 3 miles a day for 4 days straight diet.
Olympics – Has anyone watched the men’s equestrian event? I just got through watching women’s synchronized diving. This Olympic fever has gone too far.
here’s a better photo from nature 🙂
And in reference to the photo — in my best bruce Willis Voice in Die Hard…
All i was going to do was swim around the lake and find some food and bam
no more yippie ki yeah mutha fucka
That diving shit was hot, but Phelps is the truth in swimming…
the Chinese are whopping ass right now but Track and Field has not started yet!
A brotha got a bronze medal in kayaking? WHAT? WHAT?
And props to Cullen Jones!
Any ladies want to be contribuitors for DSL? We are expanding to include beauty/health, along with business stuff in addition to the love, sex, and relationship content that makes DSL so great!
We are trying to gear it to the black female audience (of course educated, but not anal).
If you want to be a contribuitor, register at http://jdiva.myforumportal.com and drop me a post in the contribuitor section under Drunken Stupid Love.
A brotha on the relay swimming team got a GOLD medal. My little sister was like, there’s a black guy on the swim team????
I love how the blacks in the olympics are killing sterotypes. Never before have we seen brothas Kayaking….
I’m waiting to see a hockey team with more than one black guy now…
Mmmmm… swimmers have THE BEST BODIES ever…. so sexy. I’ve been waiting many years for brothas to get into swimming, just so the candy shop would get more tasty!
@ ViK those fucking racist spaniards….
i feel so ashamed, i’ve watched no olympics yet – mainly because the athletics hasn’t got to popping yet, and that is unequivocally my shit (asafa powell being my future baby daddy just for moving that fast)
I hope this doesn’t count as one of the final 10 posts Chris!
@ Riz – Clearly you have not seen they Gymnastic team…the bodies…oh my.
I could beat the entire swim teams ass. I would’t get into it with a kayaker though.
chaoticdiva: “I love how the blacks in the olympics are killing sterotypes.”
OMG, EVERYtime we try a stereotypically white sport, we somehow manage to dominate. Golf, speed-skating, swimming…and now kayaking. WTF is next? Curling?
JessAKARabbitt: “I hope this doesn’t count as one of the final 10 posts Chris!”
It doesn’t. 🙂 He said in his “last ten posts” entry that the final ten doesn’t include the Thoughts for Tues/Thurs entries.
“Lawd! I be in trouble now, fo’ sho’!”
hey somebody send me a mob invite!
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