Thoughts for Thursday: N-13

31 07 2008

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144 responses

31 07 2008
Amadeo

The header image for the first site is…Mandingo personified.

31 07 2008
Mr. Smith

Wow. I have no reason to be surprised but wow.

31 07 2008
Ms.Bisonette

*DEAD*

31 07 2008
Shavonne Nicole

Really?

31 07 2008
TheChad

damn… is there anything you CAN’T find on the internet?

31 07 2008
Shavonne Nicole

I’m not prepared for whatever those links may bring….so I’ll click on them after lunch.

31 07 2008
Cheekie

I imagine the White guy’s (moving in on the Black girl in the first link) name is Dirk.

And is that the same girl on both the second and third links? lol

31 07 2008
letinstar

let the games begin….lol…

31 07 2008
Knatural

AHAHAHHAH…read the success stories for the first site!

31 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

My favorite one is by far the third site, as it unabashedly claims to be a ‘hookup’ site. Holy shit I love everything.

31 07 2008
Amadeo

That reminds me of a blog I sent an email to. A sister married to white dude has a whole blog about how black women need to start dating white men.

I wrote to ask her basically, “why white men?”…she wasn’t trying to hear me though. I mean if sistas feel they need to date more then black men fine. But why focus in on one group and dedicate a whole blog to it? My other problem was she spent most of the time talking about how crummy black men are and how white men are the better option…I mean damn…can’t throw in a native, a latino, an asian…strictly white men?

I bet those sites have a lot of profiles that reference Chocolate.

31 07 2008
Lindsay

Notice that for all of them, the main or header picture is a white guy with a black woman, then they have the inverse as the second picture. I know it’s not an accident, so I’m wondering the rationale, when we all know the inverse is far more common…

31 07 2008
ayo

This from the VP of the Asian club? … even funnier.

My boy uses those sites. He actually moved to LV to live with a girl.

31 07 2008
Cheekie

ROFL @ the success stories. Especially the third one. That picture! Nothing says “love forevah” like a a zoot suit and camo pants. And is he wearing sandals with it?

Losing IT.

31 07 2008
ayo

@ Lindsey: black men dont need any more encouragement, they already got the memo. its the sistas who they are marketing too.

31 07 2008

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I am dying slowy at the pictures they chose

31 07 2008
Knatural

YES Cheekie! Why did she hike her leg up? Because he’s Black? I hope it was Halloween when they took that photo…

31 07 2008
TheChad

one of em is a dude from england and this chick from chicago… but they’re both white? is it really interracial just because they are from different countries?

isn’t that like…. international? idk

31 07 2008
Quiet Storm

Just when I thought I saw/heard it all on the internet, you see s@!# like this….

I think the success stories ridiculously hilarious KNatural. The guy in the pic from the last story on page one looks a little fruity though. That girl better watch out.

31 07 2008
WO Is WO

To Amadeo in regards to the blog girl about her preference of white guys…

Folk need to get real and just love who you love and stop bashing other “groups”. Dayum just because you seem to attract fucked up dudes or chicks in one racial category does not mean they all are bad dudes/chicks. That just means your a fucked up individual yourself and you just cant seem to get your self worth up to a higher level to find the right one for you LOSER!

I have dated many colors of our worldly rainbow and there are assholes in all of them TRUST from Sir Lanka To Black American men are men world wide!

31 07 2008
TheChad

heck yeah…

if i based my opinions of an entire race based on the women i meet…

there may be no one left for me to date…

31 07 2008
Roger

What? You say there are assholes in OTHER races? Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie!

31 07 2008
TomatoHead

LOL. I’ve seen two of these sites before doing a project for my gender education class. We had to do a paper about black girls and their perception of other races in the media and this white girl in our group started talking about interracial dating and the new Disney movie with the black princess and then these “great” interracial dating sites she’d visited.

We (her two black groupmates) just stared at her like, what.the.fuck.

They are hilarious though if you have the time to go through them.

31 07 2008

I dont care, when I see a interracial couple I think it’s funny. I don’t need anyone asking me why it’s so funny either, I just think it looks funny, hilarious even. Like a horse and a cow mating.

don’t hate me

31 07 2008
Ms. Sula

*flatlined*

31 07 2008

“What? You say there are assholes in OTHER races? Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie!”

lol, I’ll roger that

31 07 2008
Dre

Don’t forget Afroromance.com LOL! ….next week I’ll have a post all about these sites.

31 07 2008
TheChad

afroromance? seriously?

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Seeing as how I’m Black, Korean, Russian, Klilngon, Mexican, Chinese, Polish, Creole, Lilliputian and a direct descendant of the King of Zamunda…there’s really no interracial dating for me. I am ALL races.

31 07 2008
Floss Perot

That chick on the opening page of the 3rd site looks kinda scared. That white dude needs to learn that no means no.

31 07 2008
Roger

“Seeing as how I’m Black, Korean, Russian, Klilngon, Mexican, Chinese, Polish, Creole, Lilliputian and a direct descendant of the King of Zamunda…there’s really no interracial dating for me. I am ALL races.”

Yes, but how would your folks feel if you brought home a Vulcan? Or worse, a ROMULAN?

31 07 2008
shabooty

i just came.

brb

31 07 2008
Muse

Hahaha I might sign up just to fuck with folks. My profile is going to read as follows: Disgruntle education and financially stable African American woman who is sick of the no good Black men who keep having babies and passing me up for Beckys and Ming Lees. Looking for a nice White man to take care of me who is willing to play plantation and call me a nappy headed hoe in the bedroom every once in awhile.

31 07 2008
JG*

Oh my….. I just rolled over the sites. I can’t even try to venture in.

31 07 2008
TheChad

“willing to play plantation and call me a nappy headed hoe in the bedroom”

you will get more solicitations than you could ever imagine….

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Roger – Klingon on Romulan sex would be so steamy violent and hot.

31 07 2008
Cheekie

Muse if/when you do set up a profile like that, you NEED to report back here. lol

31 07 2008
Knatural

Klingons like it rough.

31 07 2008
billnyeismyhomeboy

clearly the couple on interracialmatch.com are singing ebony and ivory

31 07 2008
JG*

LOL @ Muse….

Maybe I should register for fun. I’ll say that I have been looking for some “milk in my coffee” and I wanna someone to “dip their vanilla in my chocolate” or I need some cream to fill my Oreo. Something completely stupid.

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Damn straight they do. But even they’re always falling for the okey-doke. How come Worf could never get a good Klingon girl? Between Troi on TNG and Dax on DS9…*sigh*

Oh, sorry, my angry black women and dorkiness are just hanging out all over the place right now…

31 07 2008
Knatural

Worf had Galactic Fever. He had that half Klingon-half human chick though.
Muse – I hate you. It’s confirmed. And I hate JG* too. Some cream for your Oreo? You went too far, too far. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

31 07 2008

ooohh oreo’s

31 07 2008
Knatural

Unlock the magic.

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Knat – yeah…his BABY MOMMA! LOL

31 07 2008
Amadeo

@ Knat

I was going to say that.

31 07 2008
JG*

LMAO! Unlock the magic!!!

And for the hookup site I can get into how it’s my dream to have an orgy. So I’ll need cream to fill my oreo, plus some extra milk on the side.

I’m delusional after my crazy night. I need to stop. LOL

31 07 2008
Amadeo

Jesus Jumped up Palamino

I went looking for that blog and found this Polly Wanna Cracka?..

31 07 2008
Knatural

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Worf’s Baby Momma! Racist ass Star Trek…Jordi never had a Black girl either? Guinan never had a man? No Black love in the 24th century, huh? Fuck you Gene Roddenberry! *just kidding*

31 07 2008
TheChad

@JG

or you can tell em you want a marshmallow and a graham cracker and yall can make smores. how’s that for an orgy!

31 07 2008
Digga

“What a geat site!

Now I can more easily emulate my heroes Dave Chappelle and Wayne Brady without having to pay shipping and handling, teaching them English and how to cook collard greens.

Now they come pre-domesticated!”

^ sarcasm. Asian chicks rarely have booty. Puerto Ricannas are the best I can hope for.

How popular are these sites since the major online sites liberally allow interracial matches?

31 07 2008
JG*

Mmmm Smores….then I can ask who wants to light the fire to melt me…

31 07 2008
JG*

“Let Interracial Match be your virtual Black Book!”

LOL Black book huh? With the WHITE pages in the middle? Right…. I see what they are trying to say.

31 07 2008
Amadeo

To remedy this I have just started a company for professional black women.

“Can’t find a brother to escort you to important functions?

Long to have a professional man’s view on global politics

Maybe you just want and MBA for the night?

Contact us at Arm Candy Inc.

31 07 2008
creativecat

I have no problem with interracial dating at all, but the people who won’t date people of their own race confuse me. I knew a white girl who said “all white guys are ugly” and I just wondered if she thought her own kids were ugly too.

And since we’re on the topic of interracial dating, can anyone tell me why black guys who date white girls generally date super-white girls? I’ve almost never seen a white guy with a brunette or redhead–just blondes. Black girls who date white guys don’t seem to care about how pale the guy is.

31 07 2008
ayo

OMG Amadeo… you would make so much freaking money.
You’d probably make so much, the black girls couldnt afford it.
LMAO!!!

31 07 2008
Imsoalmondie

Ok… so Im sitting here at my desk clicking on the first link for the site. Im just cacklin it up lookin at the pic in the top left of the screen cuz it just looks like the white lady is thinkin” just hurry up and take the pic for the advertisement so we can get this the hell over with.” So my black coworker all in my biz like what u laughin at so I showed her. im still cacklin it up… and she quiet. “Let me find out u got ur membership and u red to go.” I say jokingly. She still silent. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She sitting at her desk right now reviewing her latest matches.

31 07 2008
Amadeo

@ Ayo

I’ve thought it out…there are plenty of prof. black women running around with mad cash and no man. Hell the mayor of baltimore is one of them. I’d just have to worry about the ones with more money trying to take my employees.

31 07 2008
ayo

huuummm.
thinking of a master plan.

31 07 2008
JG*

Amadeo that reminds me of the movie She Hate Me

31 07 2008
Amadeo

I keep thinking of that movie with Ben Stiller The Heartbreak Kid…when his new wife yelled out:
“Fuck me like a black guy!!!”

31 07 2008
B4Prez

lol@ imsoalmondie…that’s str8 up embarrassing.

31 07 2008
Knatural

AHAHAHAHHAH @ Amadeo’s male gigolo service.

31 07 2008
Ms. Sula

@Imsoalmondie…. Oh my! People who go to those sites do exist in real life??? *sigh* I am so sheltered!!!

🙂

31 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Amadeo- Do you have a website? Do you charge by the hour?

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Amadeo…where can I sign up? I want a VIP membership where I get first pick of all the men 6′ and over.

31 07 2008
Imsoalmondie

LMAO!!!!!!! I KNOW… WAIT… Y IS SHE SHE SITTIN HERE TRYNA TO JUSTIFY HERSELF RIGHT NOW WHILE IM STILL CRACKIN UP TYPING THIS TO YALL!!! LMAO!

31 07 2008
ayo

you would have to put the escorts under contract 1st and foremost!

they would also have to be attend classes weekly to stay apprised of issues of importance.
they would have to take grooming classes (and also how to avoid ‘the metrosexual files’)
they would have to have company paid gym memberships and meet all weigh-in and booty firmness requirements.
they would have to be trained in how to avoid arguments with black women.
they would have to have read a list of books that include, amoung other things, the autobiography of malcolm x.
they would have to be able to debate vegan vs. vegetarianism, orgainc vs local.
they would have to be able to understand why natrual hair is more ideal than a process, but understand black womans desire for weave and overall hair issues.
they must be able to say why Oprah is ok.
they must be to explain what ‘good hip hop’ is and be required to shoot soulja boy, I love ny and bob johnson on sight.
they must be able to lift at least 200lbs. (yall know sistas are thick)

still thinking.

31 07 2008
Knatural

I didn’t know what movie Heartbreak Kid was, so, I looked it up on the best source ever: Wikipedia. I swear Shabooty wrote this…

Eddie begins to question his decision, as it becomes increasingly apparent to Eddie how mismatched the couple is: while driving down to Mexico, Lila continuously sings songs while listening to a blasting radio, much to the irritation of Eddie. When he asks her to stop, she abruptly suggests that they “fuck”. In the scene that follows, Lila and Eddie have sex so violently it actually causes Eddie physical pain. She then goes into the bathroom and proceeds to queef “big-time.”

31 07 2008
Sister Toldja

*In my Whitney Houston voice*

“I’m not doing this with you to-daaaaay!!!!*

Ads for this bullshit kept popping up on a site I visit for HBCU grads, and some of the older members were offended. I don’t think they understand how Google AdWords works. Even Google knows that all a brother reaaaaly wants is some White white tail.

These sites are for cowards and people with serious issues. If you are down with the swirl, fine. Go to a mixed bar or Match. com. Do you REALLY need a site that affirms “I HATE MYSELF” or “I AM FETISHIZING YOU, LETS HOOK UP”?

31 07 2008
Amadeo

I wonder what essence would say about Arm Candy Inc.?

31 07 2008
B4Prez

Can I sign up to run the NYC satellite office…or better yet…be one of the gigolos?

31 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Really though, I am encouraging all my open-minded sisters to get profiles on these sites. You never know, you may find someone who loves you for you! Plus, it’s just not enough brothers out here for all of us, so if you would step to the side and let those of us who arent so open-minded have more to choose from, please and thank you….

31 07 2008
ayo

They would probably put you on the cover in exchange for free services.

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Amadeo…I was fishing around on that tragicomic website you sent (although I may have to get a “Doc wanna Cracka” t-shirt made for when I hang out in Georgetown). Look at this absolute GEM I found on a messageboard about Dating your Nubian Princess 101…

” Here are a few things I picked up along the way. Buy lotion; keep it in the car, the house, its called ash. No I’m not going to explain, just trust me, she’ll thank you for doing so. Don’t look surprised when your princess sports an Erica Badu type head wrap to bed every night. She will, and no I’m not sure why. (smile) NEVER use the “B” word when referring to how she’s acting at a particular moment, (I can’t stress never enough here) even if every fiber of your immortal soul knows it is in fact true. If during an argument, you notice your lady’s finger wagging in your face, and her head moving from side to side, or a phrase like “I know you didn’t do”, fall to a knee and beg forgiveness, for you have committed (even if it was unknowingly) some heinous act.”

Jesus take the wheel! Aww, I feel like a pound puppy. I was waiting for the part about flea dips and to remember to not be upset if she takes a dump on the living room floor at first.

31 07 2008
Amadeo

I’m interviewing soon gents

@ B4…you know I need a rep. up top. Keep in mind…the “dispatcher” get’s a percentage of tips…but the “infantry” get to keep all gifts.

@ Doc…No special grooming techniques?

31 07 2008
Knatural

DOC!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAH…”Erica Badu type head wrap”
A scarf?
AHAHAHHAHAH

31 07 2008
ayo

Doc: This is actually good advice: “Buy lotion; keep it in the car, the house, its called ash. No I’m not going to explain, just trust me, she’ll thank you for doing so.”

31 07 2008
Cheekie

HAHAHAHAHA @ that bootleg guide to Black Women.

31 07 2008
ayo

I really never googled tips for dating a black woman, but damn if it doesnt have content:
http://www.asylum.com/2008/04/17/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-black-woman/

31 07 2008
Amadeo

Are there tips for washing natural black hair? Using a hotcomb?

31 07 2008
Knatural

I love his advice about never calling a Black woman Bitch (to her face); as if he called his ex Becky a Bitch and she did nothing, so why not call his Black girlfriend a bitch, test those murky waters…

31 07 2008
letinstar

this past sunday, i was wholefoods and it was raining outside…a tall black woman stepped outside with her white man and said and i quote…”babe can you go and get the car. i don’t feel like running in the rain”. white man ran in the rain, got the car (which was a bmw roadster) and pulled up curbside got out and opened the door for his black woman…that is all…

31 07 2008
Neicy

Doesn’t the second site’s siter look…lost in the wilderness? What the hell are they looking at?
Singing?
DOING?!

31 07 2008
Amadeo

Here ladies…success stories and encouragement for your pursuit of white dudes.

31 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Wait, White women don’t have a huge problem with being called a bitch by their boyfriends? I don’t believe that. There’s the issue of context (calling someone a “just a baldheaded bitch” worse than “you fucking bitch” worse than ” you acted like a bitch tonight”). I don’t think I would die if someone told me I acted like a bitch in a particular instance, but I also don’t think a White woman would allow someone to straight out call her a bitch and be a-ok with it.

31 07 2008
HeavenLeiBlu

I fucking hate you. Somehow all your HAHAs weren’t warning enough for me, and I ended up squirting this damn water out of my nose.

31 07 2008

“Alexis: “When I’m walking down the street with a white guy, black men have gotten in my face and yelled things like ‘You are against the black man!’ and ‘White man is the devil!’ It would be nice if the white guy protected me, but I’m not sure if I’d want to see him get into a fight. When that happens, you’re just left in this raw space where you feel like no one understands and you don’t want to be in.”

lmaooooooooooooooo. THIS CRACKED ME THE HELL UP!!!!!!!

31 07 2008

That is why I love black men, they “keep it real”

31 07 2008
ayo

I think YT women got crazy over the term ‘cunt’ moreso than ‘bitch’.

31 07 2008
B4Prez

Yea, YT’s will fight over the word ‘cunt’…

…and they say we’re all the same.

31 07 2008
Knatural

‘cunt’ sounds funny.
‘bitch’ actually sounds a little evil.

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Did somebody say cunt?

Never fails to warm my heart. Bendy bitches betta work.

31 07 2008
SheWhoMustNot BeNamed

The sugar daddy dating site is much better.

31 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Obviously I missed tons. How is everybody?

By the way, I am happy to be alive and drugged!

31 07 2008
ayo

OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
im bout to get fired, Doc. I just peepeed on myself.
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHYT EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31 07 2008
Jen

It is true about white people and the word bitch. My friend dated a whitewashed Black dude who was used to dating white girls. They got into an argument, and he told her she was being a bitch. He didn’t understand why this caused her to leave his home at 2:00 AM. Poor guy. And the moral of this story is…don’t raise your Black boys in the burbs if you want brown-skinned grandbabies.

31 07 2008
Amadeo

I remember insulting some New Yorkers back in the day and they didn’t understand. In Bmore we used to call people whores…they didn’t get it cause they was like “That’s a girl”. I found it weird that I was explaining to dudes why they should be insulted because I called them whores…mind you in Bmore it took on something of a different meaning…but the basic word, I figure, should have been insulting enough.

31 07 2008
gabrieloneverything

Jen: “My friend dated a whitewashed Black dude who was used to dating white girls. They got into an argument, and he told her she was being a bitch. He didn’t understand why this caused her to leave his home at 2:00 AM. Poor guy. And the moral of this story is…don’t raise your Black boys in the burbs if you want brown-skinned grandbabies”

lol, there was some guy in my AAS class like that this past semester…ahhh how the snowbunnies spoil ya…

31 07 2008
Esquire

Actually.
I will slap a mofo over the word cunt too. It just sounds so…

31 07 2008
Knatural

Cunt sounds diseased…

31 07 2008
Sister Toldja

“Bendy bitches betta work.”

AMEN! God bless the kids!!!!!!!

If this whole “finding a good brotha” thing doesn’t work out, I’d love to play house with a gay man. We can adopt some kids and fuck jumpoffs when we need some body heat.

31 07 2008
Knatural

ST -that’s an abomination to the sanctity of marriage & family AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

31 07 2008
Defiant

A prime example of cross ethnic dating:

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Yes ST! I think I said back on Tuesday’s post at this point I’m totally cool with being the Beard to a fabulous, rich gay man. Bonus points if he made his fortune owning hair salons…then I get my in-house stylist, workout and shopping partner, conversationalist and culture connoisseur. And when the lights go down, everyone’s free to have all the wild, single sex they want.

31 07 2008
Knatural

I LOVE LITTLE BRITAIN!

31 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ ST…i vowed to do the same thing with one of my gay friends. He was all down for the Will and Grace.

Besides, at the rate atl is going, we may all end up with brothas who like brothas….

31 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Plus, he’s more likely to not mind going to church with me and will probably be on the choir…YEAH I SAID IT

31 07 2008
Jen

One of my gay friends proposed to me because his marrying and having at least one child is a prerequisite to his inheriting his grandmother’s money.

31 07 2008
Amadeo

@ Jen

Damn…she left him messed up in the game.

31 07 2008
HeavenLeiBlu

Damn, his Grannie peeped game, LMAO.

31 07 2008
HeavenLeiBlu

I’d totally be Rahsaan Patterson’s beard, btw.

31 07 2008
Shavonne Nicole

She knew what was up…

31 07 2008
Amadeo

Fuck Rahsaan Patterson….he ruined my explanation of where my name came from.

31 07 2008
Uninspired Muse

Wonderful, like we need more white guys swearing they are as ‘big’ as black guys and we should give them a chance.

UGH!

31 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Look, I’m quite alright finding a latino guy…but he needs to be over 5’7…lol.

Ok, so I’ll just take a “blended” guy…

I dunno, I’m starting to think I should act like my cat and fall in love with an inanimate object….

Ok, Candidates:

1. Grill cheese sandwiches (ok, so I’d be a player if i did that..I’ve had 2 in the last 20 min).

2. My new shoes.

3. My other pair of shoes

4. My other other pair of shoes

5. My truck

6. My Macbook (thats my baby!)

…I’m thinking my macbook sounds like a winner.

31 07 2008
Muse

What the hell are you guys talking about now?

31 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Muse…I have no clue…I call myself trying to jump in…but I’m so lost right now…

By the way, you didn’t tell me what happened.

31 07 2008
Muse

http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/99655

California judge rules early cell phone termination fees illegal

That means FUCK YOU SPRINT! I’M OUT!!!!!!!!

any cell phone company recommenations guys? I’m leaning towards AT&T

31 07 2008
chaoticdiva

get att…I’ve had it since 2003…it has its moments, but its still pretty darn good. And we can call each other for free!

31 07 2008
Janus

Fuck cell fones…. since the Gov’t down here put a $4 a month cell phone charge on all cells to put money in the budget, i fucked my sim card in the sea. Where my land liners at!?

@ ChaoticDiva – Ur cat fell in love with an inanimate object? AHAHAHAHAHAHHA…. I

31 07 2008
Janus

Taking a page from the shabooty book of life: It wouldnt be bad if I married a dyke and she brought home her girlfriends to have sex… I’d die a happy man. 😛

31 07 2008
modest-goddess

Tmobile has the best customer service

31 07 2008
Nice

So if we paid a termination fee, will we be able to get our money back? LOL.

Damn I shouldve never paid Verizon. I just didnt want it to go on my credit.

31 07 2008
Muse

I don’t care about customer service because anyone working at a call center as a career sucks at life. I care about the price and if my calls will get dropped.

31 07 2008
JG*

@ Chaotic: I fell in love with my MacBook as I was buying it. I even put pics of it on FB.

31 07 2008
Nice

T- Mobiles reception is very bad. I had them for 2 wks and cancelled. I think the best company right now is at&t. I have never had them before, but I have never heard anyone with them complain.

31 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Knatural (20:07:05) :

ST -that’s an abomination to the sanctity of marriage & family

Not really. We have love, trust, respect, shared values, focus on child rearing. The only thing missing would be hot steamy sex. I guess the “fucking other people and not each other” falls in to a grey area, but, eh. We’d still be a great family. I’m hoping for my super soul brother, but if it doesn’t happen, I still don’t want to be alone.

31 07 2008
Cheekie

Muse: I’ve been with At&T for the longest (was with Cingular before the merge) and I’ve always had the best reception. I remember having reception in places where no one else (with different providers) had it. I get reception just about everywhere. Except in the elevator where I currently work…the CIA couldn’t get through that shit.

And their customer service is pretty cool, too. Can talk your way outta just about everything. I got several media file charges taken off my phone just ’cause I didn’t feel like having them on there. LOL You can BS your way out of just about every misc charge.

31 07 2008
Cheekie

I was just browsing IMDB and saw that it was Wesley Snipes’ B-Day. So, because of that PLUS today’s entry:

I started cracking the hell up.

Coincidence?

31 07 2008
sharde

you’re sick Chris l m a o.

31 07 2008
Amadeo

Let’s make me sound old…I’ve been with Sprint since about 1998.

1 08 2008
TomatoHead

Verizon is the best; I’ve had them for years. I had Cingular before that and my mom hated them. They had shitty customer service and tried to charge my mom a lot for getting out of the two-year contract. Now we don’t do contracts; my mom just paid full price for the phones and now we don’t have to worry about cancel early fees or any of that bullshit.

Oh, and to the vogueing video…those bitches better WERK!

1 08 2008
The Doc Is In

Aw, Amadeo is so monogamous. I’ve been a bit looser and have been with Sprint, Verizon, T-Mobile and Cingular –> AT&T (my current). When I had Sprint I had pretty bad service, it never worked where I needed it to (like IN my apartment). This was a few years ago, so it may be better with more towers and such, but a lot of my friends with it say it still sucks. T-Mobile was AWFUL, just don’t do it. Not only do you get dropped calls, 1/2 your calls just don’t even come through. I only was with them because I just *had* to have the Sidekick when it first came out. Verizon is the best service-wise, it works everywhere (and in DC they have a contract with metro and are the only provider that works in the subways…can’t beat that). I was never impressed with their phones or calling plans though, a bit expensive for nothing fancy. Customer service was always torturous with them too. Now with AT&T and I’m happy. I really like their choices of phones and plans (love those rollover minutes). My reception is great BUT it’s area-dependent, I used to get a lot of dropped calls at my place in DC. I concur their customer service is good too, I can call with minor issues and they’re always ready to adjust my bill and throw free minutes at me. So in the end, I’d go with Verizon or AT&T.

1 08 2008
The Doc Is In

Also forgot to mention, if you travel a lot, AT&T definitely trumps Verizon with international roaming. I haven’t tried outside Canada or the Caribbean yet, but my phone worked fine and the rates weren’t terribly expensive.

1 08 2008
Muse

Doc I’m out of the country at least 4 times a year. I need international roaming so I will probably end up switching to AT&T

Oh btw I’m trying to set up another get together in DC> I’m going to be out there for the Paul Mooney concert (he isn’t coming to LA anytime soon ::CRIES::) Anyone who is interested, go to the facebook group where the discussion is starting.

1 08 2008
Amadeo

I noticed something…my first phone…the wackest looking one with the least features…never dropped a call. The cooler my phone got the more likely it seemed I would lose calls.

1 08 2008
ViK

LOL! Time to go shopping!

1 08 2008
Marc

I bet Chris has profiles on all of those sites and then some. Hahaha

1 08 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Doc…I live at an international border and get fine reception in Canada…I was just there a few hours ago texting back and forth. And we don’t get charged international roaming either. Its awesome! The only issue I have is dropped calls with the new AT&T inside the house…everywhere else, I’m fine. Its especially good for long roadtrips through the middle of nowhere (like when I used to drive back and forth to MSU on weekends). Cingular was better service, shitty customer service, ATT is somewhat of a happy medium.

1 08 2008
shabooty

lol Knatural
what kinda queef, isn’t ‘big-time’

=)

pussy lips are either flapping in the wind or they’re not.

$

1 08 2008
ayo

bored. anybody got anything good to look at?

1 08 2008
bella

dang they look happy! that shit isn’t real…lol

2 08 2008
ph2072

What. the. hell.

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