Thoughts for Thursday: Gone Dancin’, and to Chicago

10 07 2008

All,

There won’t be a post tomorrow b/c I’ll be getting my dance gear together for some godawful early-morning middle school performance where I try to teach kids a.) about the Fancy Feather Dance, and b.) not all Indians are dead. Then I get to sprint to BWI to catch a flight to Chicago where Chicken Jon and I will try to find Ninja Andy a wife.

Awesome.

Everyone have a delicious weekend.


Figure 1: My brother and I, probably talking shit.

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533 responses

10 07 2008
JG*

Which one of you are taking the shit? You or your brother?

Have fun!

JG*

10 07 2008
Lolo

Double dare you to wear that @ the security checkpoint.

10 07 2008
Knatural

You look so fancy…

10 07 2008
Dom

Cool Dance Gear!

10 07 2008
Jo

So…I’m assuming that neon brights are alright in this situation, just not on the street? Then again, I don’t know if I could joke on a kid dressed up like a bag of skittles if he were walking down the street in this…

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

damn… ima miss you Chris…I guess its up to us to come up with a subject tmrw…

**we’re doomed**

btw you look hot(not as in temp) in that dance gear 🙂

10 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“…dressed up like a bag of skittles…”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMFAO!!!!!

10 07 2008
Jo

Chris, don’t get me wrong. I’m just messing with you…this was a reference to comments in yesterday’s post.

Breathe, God dammit.

10 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

Breathe my ass. That shit was FUNNY.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

I like skittles…taste the rainbow bitches!!!!

IM a slacker today and played hookie from work…

Things I plan on doing today:
-watch movies
-and stories to me, Chaotic’s and Ne’s site..
-eat a larger pizza by myself along with a 2 litter of cherry coke
– I wont answer the phone or check my work e-mail
-walk the dogs to the backyard lol
– eat some reeses pie I made a few days ago.

10 07 2008
Reese

see that sux, i live in chicago and will be in michigan for the weekend, i would have suggested some tomfoolery for you guys. you tryin to go clubbin at all?

10 07 2008
vitazza

Uh oh Chris is away and Mrs. Epps is home I smell a hijackin of the “BLOG” bout to get down!

10 07 2008
Mrs. Kennedy

Don’t forget to pick up some Harold’s Chicken. . . They’re everywhere in chicago. 6 piece mild, salt and pepper. . .

10 07 2008
Cheekie

Yeah gots to pick up the Harold’s. I love me some hot and mild sauce on a 6 piece (when I’m feelin’ greedy as hell…otherwise it’s a 4 piece).

Dammit, Reese, I woulda took ya up on that offer for Chi-town tomfoolery. I’m not sure anyone else here is in Chicago. 😦

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ahahah Vitazza yea well you can always shimmie your way to opur blog :-).. I’m writing my next entry as we speak.

10 07 2008
Elle

I’m in Milwaukee so if you ever do a midwest SBPH shindig count me in.

And did ya have to mention Harold’s thisclose to lunch?

10 07 2008
Angry IV

Damn Chris – you’re not going to give all these women any more topics to change into sex-talk until Monday? Cruel, sir, very cruel 🙂

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Can we talk about Jesse Jackson now?

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Mrs. Epps…I JUST got out of bed, realizing that once again, I missed my astronomy class….my electives bore me. Should have took a law class.

…then I realized I have to finish my accounting homework I fell asleep on last night. Hmm…

@ Yonnie…Jesse Jackson makes me mad. That Fucker.

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

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10 07 2008
YBF

Chris you’re hot

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

**Sorry, wrong link. Here is the real deal:

Drunk Stupid Love

10 07 2008

It will be 109 degrees today. everyone con die for all I care.

God forgive me!

10 07 2008

can*

10 07 2008
Angry IV

Jessie Jackson…I wish he would just go away. He’s the epitome of the self-hating, haterade sipping black man. Doesn’t want to see another person more successful than him, so what does he do? Takes the collective foot of the entire black race, and puts it in his mouth. Way to go, Jessie Jackson. Way to set us back 30 years.

10 07 2008

I have an entry diva, I’ll get on that as soon as I sort out our cases for the day.

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

http://drunkenstupidlove.wordpress.com

Thats it. I just tested it. Fuckery if you ask me.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Damn, I could go for some Harold’s myself. Have a safe trip Chris

I actually have to do work today, and I have my door closed with a big ass “DO NOT DISTURB” sign on there, and people are still knocking on my gotdamn door (There is a window, so they can see me) asking me to do stupid shit. I HATE that shit!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Angry: I will forever swear that Jesse Jackson is behind MLK’s killing. We know how much he hates progressive blacks.

What a cotton-picking, finger-licking, pick fucker.

10 07 2008
Angry IV

Chaotic…link still doesn’t work?

10 07 2008

I would love to be a fly on the wall and see what kind of stuff chris says to these kids. The better part would be knowing what he really wants to say to them.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

lmao @ Bush talking to the Italian prime minister, calling him “amigo” twice.

http://www.citizensugar.com/1771597?page=0#comment-3551447

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

(scroll up in the last link)

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Jesse needs a tall glass of STFU. Obama isn’t saying anything different from most ‘old school’ black folks I know, so really…And then this just had to be on Faux News, so you KNOW they’ll be running with this till the cows come home.

I guess Obama hit Jesse a little too close to home…

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Jesse Jackson = the downfall of the NAACP, and the reason there are so many black people that call educated blacks with money sellouts.

10 07 2008
Muse

Thank God Chris is such a gentleman of high moral standing or he could totally capitalize on the potential ass he could generate from his writing abilities.

; 0

The world is a better place when a man is judged for his intellect and humor and not his package. Hehehehe.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

blah…im eatting shrimp and drinking wine its not even noon bwhahaha

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Mrs. Epps, pass me some o’dem scrimps. LOL…

The way I’m feeling right now, I need some Cuervo Gold. Damn writers block…

10 07 2008
Cheekie

“Jesse Jackson = the downfall of the NAACP, and the reason there are so many Black people that call educated blacks with money sellouts.”

Too true. And I LOVE how he says Obama talks “down” to black people as if us black folks are just lower-being peons who can’t POSSIBLY be educated. The mofo doesn’t realize that he is insulting Blacks more than Obama ever could.

10 07 2008
Knatural

Mrs. Epps – wine and skrimp = classy.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Too true. And I LOVE how he says Obama talks “down” to black people as if us black folks are just lower-being peons who can’t POSSIBLY be educated. The mofo doesn’t realize that he is insulting Blacks more than Obama ever could.

EXACTLY. As if all us blacks are supposed to be half-wit porch monkeys. Maybe the dude has been watching too many “Flavor Of Love” marathons.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Rev its all good hommie i gottcha. I went to the seafood joint and got me 1 1/2 pounds for medium shrimp and then got me a bottle of taylor. It s gonna be a good day.. I can tell.

Cuervo Gold is near to my heart.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

No comment on Jesse Jackson…but i also believe he was behind the MLK assasinasion(dont care if i spelled that wrong)

Knat- I gotta at least do something classy today since i skipped out on work and plan on getting ignant this weekend 🙂

10 07 2008
Muse

Chaoticdiva,

This is really random but I had a dream about you yesterday LOL.

10 07 2008
Angry IV

Jessie Jackson is just a hater. That’s really all it boils down to. God forbid another black man be successful – nay – MORE successful than he. So the self-race-hating response? Try to tear them down no matter what! Bring them down to your level! If you can’t have it, why should the next n***a!? HELL YEAH WE’LL ALL BE IN THE DREGS OF SOCIETY FOREVER BUT WE’LL BE TOGETHER AS A PEOPLE!

F JESSIE JACKSON.

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ muse…a dream about moi?

10 07 2008

lololololololol.

Muse is the best I tell you. It has to be entertaining being a friend of yours.

10 07 2008
Muse

Jessie Jackson is part of the old guard civil rights era and over the years he has become quite irrelevant. Black people and the rest of society have slowly come to realize that the Jessie Jacksons and Al Sharptons of the world are around to promote their personal agendas and to capitalize on race baiting. If you look at both of their histories, what profound impact has Jessie Jackson or Al Sharpton made other than make a bunch of noise?

There is also a jealousy that Obama has raised to national prominence without their help or financial support. He did what Jessie Jackson only dreamed of. Obama wasn’t part of their little group nor did he utilize their services to reach his level of success. They feel left out of the cold and once Obama is president their position in the Black community as a leader will disappear. Why would Black people need Al Sharpton or Jessie Jackson when a BLACK man holds one of the most powerful positions in the world?

Jessie Jackson is scared that he will not be remembered and retires in absurdity. I’m sure more terrible things have been said in private about Obama by Jessie Jackson.

10 07 2008
Muse

ChaoticDiva,

Don’t take offense to this but I had a dream that I beat your ass. Don’t worry it means that in real life I like you : ) . Before I went to sleep I was thinking about your guy situation (which reminds me I will hit you up later about that). But yeah in my dream you interrupted my date with my ex (irony huh) and I ended up tossing you over some the bar and breaking a bottle over your head. I woke up laughing.

My dreams just means your are special heheheh LOL.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Yeah, what Muse said. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

*passes her a glass of Riesling*

Don’t get me started on how Jesse Jackson threatened to boycott Toyota and somehow managed to turn that around and got his mistress a cushy executive position. Whoops, did I say too much?

10 07 2008

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo @ “Don’t take offense to this but I had a dream that I beat your ass. Don’t worry it means that in real life I like you : ) ”

:roaring with laughter::

10 07 2008
Angry IV

LoL at Leon…Jesse Jackson is garbage.

10 07 2008
Muse

Ne I am in LA. You are an hour flight away. Let me know if you want to kick it in the bay.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Muse,

where in LA are you? I got fam in Carson, Long Beach, Fontucky, San Bernardino, etc…

10 07 2008

Kick it in the bay or LA?

We can put something together. It doesnt matter to me.

10 07 2008
Muse

San Fernando valley. Studio City and Woodland Hills. I’m always at my mother’s place since she’s out of the state 9 months out of the year traveling and for her business.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Damn, I lived in Cali for 11 years and have NEVER been to the Bay (or is that Yay?). I defnitely want to go one day though.

10 07 2008

SACRAMENTO!!!!

LMAOO!

10 07 2008
Quiet Storm

Oh great. Now y’all got me thinking about Harolds. While I was in college in Atlanta, a couple of guys from Chicago moved to the ATL and opened a Harolds near campus. One of my roommates from Chi-town went into orgasmic excitement and introduced me to it. Ooo-wee!

10 07 2008
Jen

Chris really is a handsome man.

And he takes time out to teach the CHILDREN.

*sigh*

10 07 2008

I love the bay area, the food, the culture, the water, and the weather.

10 07 2008

hey now jen!!!

10 07 2008
Muse

AWww Jen has an E-crush.

10 07 2008
Jen

What can I say? I have a soft spot for children.

10 07 2008
Muse

I mentor kids every weekend and it has caused me to loath most children LOL. However I have to give my time and energy so they don’t grow up to rob or murder me.

10 07 2008
Aisha

…I like that costume. O.O

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Watching ‘Supernanny’ last night almost made me want to get a rusty knife and neuter myself…

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ muse…wow…I’m glad you like me enough to dream-kick my ass. I’ll be sure to return the favor.

…last night, I dreamed about trying to read while drinking straight from the bottle of Cuervo.

Hard. Core.

10 07 2008
Muse

Super nanny makes me realize that whopping your kids ass will prevent them from growing up to be sociopaths, serial killers, and pompous assholes.

10 07 2008
Jen

You know, I have little to no patience for the stupidity of adults but unlimited patience for children. Even teenagers…which is probably part of why I defended Soulja Boy despite not caring for his music. I don’t know where this came from. I didn’t really like many other kids back when I was a kid, and now I want 5 – 6 of my own. Go figure.

10 07 2008
Jen

Super nanny is terrible!!!

When your six year old yells and you and makes you cry, you have failed at life.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Super nanny is terrible!!!

When your six year old yells and you and makes you cry, you have failed at life.

So I’m not the only one who wants to beat the punk ass parents just as much as I want to beat the kids? Whew…

10 07 2008
Monie

Né…I live in the Bay Area and love the weather, water and culture but I hate the food. Maybe I’m just spoiled but I’m so bored with the food here!

10 07 2008

What food are you bored with, what restuarants do you go to?

10 07 2008
Monie

Well I’ve done Asian cuisine, Ethiopian, Indian, Mexican, and even tried the pitiful so-called soul food places like Everett & Jones. They all just seem the same, if you’ve been to one, you’ve been to them all.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Sorry. I’d given up on you guys getting around to Jesse an I went looking for other blogs (b/c of course, its not like I have any work I should be doing right now). Where are the blogs where black people talk about politics? Anyways, I wish I could listen to talk radio in my office b/c I really wanna know if anyone is calling Jesse out on this bullshit.

What somebody (besides me) NEEDS to say is that JESSE is the one TALKING DOWN to black people by A) saying/insinuating that b/c “The System” is against us, that is a valid exuse for not getting an education/raising your kids/[insert your favorite black community social/economic ill of choice here], and 2) for NOT telling black men to be fathers to their children. Instead of getting all up in arms over Don Imus’ every word, why don’t you get mad about some thing that really matters Jesse? Oh…IDK…maybe the rate of AIDS in the community? Lack of black males in college? Number of black males in prison? Okay, the system sets us up to fail. WE KNOW THAT!!! What are we gonna do about it? Change the system? How long have you been trying to do that Jesse? Has it worked? When are you gonna try a new approach Jesse? Instead of trying to change the education system, why don’t you speak to those black parents who have never been to a parent-teacher’s conference? The ones that have never read a book to their children? The ones that send their kids to kindergarten without knowing the alphabet?

If it’s The Man’s fault, and he is the only one with the power to change things, we’re screwed b/c that is NOT going to happen in any drastic or effective measure. If WE hold the playing cards and WE can do something to change our situation – like BARACK OBAMA SAID WE NEED TO, then WE have the power. We’re no longer victims.

Jesse Jackson is so fucking irrelevant and I HATE him for making me spout all this Republican rhetoric today! Uuuuggggghhhh!!!

10 07 2008
Jen

No, good Reverend. You are not. I have only watched Super Nanny maybe three times, and all three I have wondered when CPS would come into the equation and take the children from their negligent ass parents. I’m sorry…but that kind of loss of control over mentally sound children is just unacceptable.

10 07 2008
Monie

Oh..but I do admit that we have great choices here for buying organic veggies at really good prices.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Sorry. I didn’t know that was gonna be so long. Yeah, I watched Supernanny last night too and I can’t believe what people let fly in their house. You gotta start ’em young. You can’t just wake up one day when they’re six and start making rules and setting limits. And that little boy who bit his parents – I’da bit his little ass right back. Very mature. I know. Take it.

10 07 2008
Monie

Yonnie3k,

Jessie was on the CBS Morning show (half) apologizing for what he said about wanting to cut Baracks nu*ts off.

10 07 2008

true true.

Everett and jones is the worst! Their bar b que sauce is the best thing that have. Have you been to Nellie’s? or soul food cafe? there is a chinese cuisine in downtown oakland, I can’t remember the name but they are soooo good!

10 07 2008

southern cafe my bad

10 07 2008
Monie

I used to work in downtown Oakland and there is a place called LeChaval that is really good. There are lots of mom & pop Asian places too, some are pretty okay others not so much.

Where is Nellies?

10 07 2008
Jo

Yonnie–I feel you on Jesse.

Did anyone see that video (it might have been on Oprah) of that 10-year-old kid who smacked his mom in the face during an argument? I almost threw my tv out the window in anger/frustration.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

speaking of dreams I had a dream that I was dating Kanye West(stink face) and broke up with him on Valentine’s Day when he bought me this SWEET ASS tennis bracelet and necklace set with matching earrings and a phat harry winston ring. and then went to dating Tito Ortiz(UFC fighter) and finding this secret mall for celeb’s in an empty warehouse where Kanye followed us too and had his security chasing us is in a golf cart with him stand leaning on the side swinging a baseball bat trying to hit Tito. This shit was too funny because I ended up on Kanye’s back pulling his head back with ym fingers in his mouth stretching his lips back and and me screaming “GET EM Ti” and Tito telling him” I GOT YOUR FLASHING LIGHTS RIGHT HERE”.. I woke up busting out laughing wondering were my hubby was in all of this. I have the weirdst dreams…

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I found talk radio online. My company’s firewall is slippin’. I’m listening to the end of Warren Ballentine. Not liking what I’m hearing. Black people are trippin’. Al Sharpton is coming up next. Good thing I haven’t eaten yet. I may have to call in today.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

@ Yonnie: What are they saying? I usually don’t listen to Warren or Al

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

And what kind of “Reverend” talks about cutting someone’s nuts off anyways?

10 07 2008
Cheekie

“Did anyone see that video (it might have been on Oprah) of that 10-year-old kid who smacked his mom in the face during an argument? I almost threw my tv out the window in anger/frustration.”

This was EXACTLY what popped into my head amongst all the Supernanny talk.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

And what kind of “Reverend” talks about cutting someone’s nuts off anyways?

Well, back when my dad was a pastor and he was ‘off the clock’…

and people wonder why I have so many fucked up issues with organized religion

10 07 2008
Monie

I think a huge percentage of reverends, pastors, priests, etc. are hypocrites. So I’m not surprised the Rev. Baby Daddy Jackson said what he said, he’s probably said worse.

But the best part was Jessie’s son gave him a verbal beat-down for saying what he said.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Re: Doctor Phil Kid – I would’ve beat that fatass kid with a bag of Slim Jims and nickels…

After the beating, I’d throw the bag at him and kick his ass out. He can live off the Slim Jims and nickels for a minute while he finds a new place to stay. If he’s old enough to even THINK he could try to undermine me as a parent, he’s old enough to GTFO and pay his own gotdamn bills

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I just caught the very last caller on Warren Ballentine (horrible radio host btw, but good topics). The caller basically said that Jesse’s language was wrong but that what he said is true – B.O. is talking down to black ppl. by saying that men should be fathers to their babies. The caller said “why doesn’t he say that to white people?” Because, Asshole, 70% of white children aren’t born into single parent homes (more like 27%). Then he pointed out some instances where J.J. spoke up for black ppl and B.O. didn’t (subprime lending crisis, Shell (or was it BP) charging more in black communities), and some other stuff. Whatever.

Al Sharpton just started. He’s on 102.5 in ATL and you can listen online. If not, I’ll keep you posted.

10 07 2008

Nellie’s is in west oakland. Lmao last time I went too shorts old ass was in there. I suggest if you go, order to go.

You guys have the only krispy kremes in norcal. THAT IS A BLESSING!

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

*sigh* Well, what did Warren say to that? Is that our defense nowadays when we’re called out? “But white folks do it too!” Doesn’t make it right…

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Right. Rev. Baby Daddy Jesse Jackson. That’s why he was so mad. He took that ish personally.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

When the guy said that B.O. was talking down to black people, Warren was like, “For saying they should take care of their kids?,” in disbelief. He didn’t respond to the rest of the stuff though.

10 07 2008
Monie

Yikes! West Oakland? Lol I will for sure order to go. But I’ll check it out I really miss good soul food restaurants.

I used to live in the Southest and was used to buying Krispy Kreme in the supermarket. So believe it or not I’ve never been to the Krispy Kreme store here. There was just so much hype that it turned me off. Plus those darn doughnuts are addictive cold so I can’t imagine how addictive they must be warm out of the oven!

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Yeah. That woulda been an entirely different episode of Dr. Phil if that was me: “Coming up next on Dr. Phil, Is Choking Ever Okay – one parents story.”

10 07 2008

I cracked up laughing when that boy slapped his mom. That shit was funny!

The reason why i didn’t get mad cause white people look down at you when you dicipline your kids, even in the store, but when billy grabs the mutherfucking toasted oats, pours them on the ground, and stomps on them because you won’t buy them, You get all upset and turn chris’ regalia red. That’s what they get, stay out of black folks business and learn something from us. DISCIPINE YOUR KIDS.

These are the people who raise serial killers, rapist, politicians :), and cannibals…etc.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

But seriously, where are the blogs where black people talk about politics? I wanna see if anyone else is calling his ass out.

10 07 2008
ninasimone

“Why would Black people need Al Sharpton or Jessie Jackson when a BLACK man holds one of the most powerful positions in the world?”

I agree with a lot of your points..but this kind of thinking confuses me. Do people really think that if Mr Obama wins there will be a significant change in the day to day lives of people?? Im not trying to be a debbie downer or a “self-hating black person” ( bc I do like the image presented by his candidacy though I disagree with a lot of his policies and pandering *ducks to avoid cans being thrown at me*).

I just think its unrealistic to expect the election of the first black president to be able to eradicate all injustice and oppression..I know you are not saying that but some people tend to think the sky will be red/black/green the day after he wins and that black self-determination and the election of a black person are synonomous (sp)….we know they are not. The hegemony will not change automatically.

I do agree with some of the sentiments about Sharpton and Jackson though…. their election of themselves to be speakers for all black people is annoying and the self-serving motives are not hard to see..but I do think they’ve done some good even though I disagree with a lot of what those two say and do.

I second the sentiment that Chris is a handsome dude ..makes me want to come visit my sister in DC and accidently discover a group of Native Americans having a performance…..( not an e-boo though)

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

These are the people who raise serial killers, rapist, politicians :), and cannibals…etc.

Wow.

10 07 2008
Jo

Thanks Cheekie–that’s exactly the one to which I was referring.

Don’t you hate when your child uses logic against you? You know what trumps all logical arguments?

An ass-whoopin’.

10 07 2008
ninasimone

‘I think a huge percentage of reverends, pastors, priests, etc. are hypocrites. ”

But of course

10 07 2008
Jo

yonnie3k: have you tried http://www.theroot.com?

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

@ Yonnie:

AverageBro wrote something about this:

http://www.averagebro.com/ (it’s the first article)

10 07 2008
Monie

http://field-negro.blogspot.com/

@ Yonnie3k…The Field Negro is a really good political blog. Let me know if you like it.

10 07 2008
flyblu04

@yonnie i hear you on that one…where are the black politics blog. sometimes raving black lunatic address politics. when he does his insights are great.
jesse is an asshat. i have discounted every thing he said since his cheating fiasco some time back.

al sharpton has SUPER SMOOOOOOOTH hands. he came to UF 2 years ago and we (the bgso) got to spend some q.t. with him. overall some good insights, but sometimes he does/says things that are like wtf?

10 07 2008
Jen

*throws a dollar at ninasimone for the minirant above*

I SAID, “PREACH!!”

10 07 2008
flyblu04

p.s. bgso stands for black graduate student org…and if you friend me on fb you can see al’s pic with us

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

ninasimone, I agree with you that him becoming president doesn’t irradicate racism/day-to-day struggles or prove that racism no longer exists. I’ve only heard this opinion from John Gibson (FOX News Radio) and I don’t even think he believes it deep down.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

thanks for the blog suggestions guys. Monie, I’ll let you know what I think – I’m loving the name of the blog though.

10 07 2008
Monie

@Yonnie3k…Also do you listen to News & Notes with Farai Chideya on NPR? They talk Black politics all the time and have a great segment called the Blogger’s Rountable that discusses political issues.

10 07 2008
vitazza

hey yall I’m stuck in Violin class boo with kids anywho
I co-sign Muse and Yonnie re: Jessie’s stank attitude and comments. If your looking for political blogs were we go look at Black snob and Daily Kos lots of “folks” talk there

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

all this jesse jackson talk makes me wanna go postal in the neighborhood…

10 07 2008
Jo

Mrs. Epps: hold off, girl! I know you’re frustrated but the last thing we need is another one of us for white folks to point at and go “see–all those negative stereotypes are true.”

10 07 2008
ninasimone

*catches dollar from Jen*

thanks 🙂

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

hahahah..damn.. your right Jo… I’ll let one of my crazy white neigbors(which is slim ot none) go apeshit when my dogs shits in their lawn muahahahahhaha!

10 07 2008
Knatural

Jo – you have a Scrabulous beat-down pending…

10 07 2008
vitazza

don’t go postal Mrs. Epps we can’t bail you out from the web

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

*didn’t read all of the comments, but*

Jesse Jackson doesn’t realize that Barack Obama is running for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, not President of the United Negro League of inner city folks and other Black People with Problems.

SMH. Someone needs to shoot his ass.

10 07 2008
Lolo

raving black lunatic is wonderful and while I do check field negro the comments make my head ache some times. Jack and Jill politics is awesome too, btw.

The Jackson thing makes me a little sad because he’s the biggest threat to his own legacy. I don’t ever expect anyone to be *the* representative for their entire culture/race/etc. and take most things with a big grain of salt but maaaaaaaan, sometimes people just make me sadsadsad.

10 07 2008
Jo

Mrs. Epps: lol. that ain’t right.

Knat: I can’t get to it at work, but I accept your challenge. I checked your stats last night and noticed that you’re falling behind in your “losses” column. I’m sure I’ll be able to help you out with that…

10 07 2008
Lolo

Yonnie, make no mistake, there are people who are saying that Obama’s nomination does indeed represent a transcending of the past, etc. I know it because they are my literal neighbors and it’s gotten to the point that I’ve dislocated my jaw from it dropping open so hard these past months.

10 07 2008
Knatural

Boooooooooooooooo…

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

damn why not Jo…it would be funny! and Vitazza’s yea i would need bail i forgot about that…i reallt wanted to fuck with white ppl today too!

10 07 2008
Jo

I know. The military is SOOOO suspicious when it comes to their precious network and the sites they trust on it. A woman can’t even stream Talk Radio, let alone give someone a proper linguistic flogging. Bloody hell.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Lolo – sorry. I misspoke. I know that some white people do think that. I didn’t think that black people thought that too (i.e. who need the Al and Jesse if B.O. becomes Prez). I agree that Al and Jesse are irrelevant (or at least need to switch up their approach to bettering the community) – but its not b/c a black man is about to become President.

10 07 2008
Jo

@Mrs. Epps: when I was little I was the one who was inevitably forced to clean up after any dog that shat in our yard. Don’t subject your white neighbor’s kids to that…

…hahahaha, wait a second. I was assuming your white neighbors actually have control over their kids. What was I thinking?

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Rev Al said “Jesse apologized, Barack accepted, its time to move on.” STFU!!!

Man I want to quit my job and be a full time blogger/CNN Correspondent/Radio Call In Listener/Jr. Black Correspondent on The Daily Show. Although I think they got one already – Wyatt somebody. First of all, there are no black people named Wyatt. Secondly, he’s not funny.

10 07 2008
KadiBaby

Cosign Jen. You look very sexy even in dayglo colors. Have a great weekend Chris!

10 07 2008
Knatural

😦 Poor Wyatt…

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Sister Toldja (when you get here), Congrats! I see your blog was voted Best Personal Blog on blackweblogawards.com.

10 07 2008
lisaturtle

Quiet Storm, you wouldn’t happen to be a girl… Named Vanessa… WOULD YOU???

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Jo-@Mrs. Epps: when I was little I was the one who was inevitably forced to clean up after any dog that shat in our yard. Don’t subject your white neighbor’s kids to that…

fuck that it will build character 🙂

10 07 2008

“…except the gay ass high school sweetheart shit which to me only happens in the movies….”

NOT TRUE Mrs. Epps

10 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Chris, if you don’t take Chicken Jon to Harold’s Chicken Shack, you are a bad friend. He probably already knows about it. They have them in every neighborhood with a population of at least two Black people and even one Downtown. Whatever you order must be drenched in mild sauce and hot sauce. The catfish is banging too.

Thanks Yonnie! Yeah, I won last year. Hoping for a repeat!!!!!

10 07 2008
Lolo

Yonnie, oh dear, it’s plain that it was me that shortcircuited, sorry. Obviously, it’s *only* been folks of the paler persuasion that have voiced these sentiments. Hahahahaha, good grief, I’m high on paint fumes.

I almost hurt myself biting my cheek after the whole “what was that they did? that punching thing? bumping fists? what does that *mean*???” Gotta say, where I live does provide a lot of unintentional comedy.

10 07 2008
Jo

Cosign with Ne: I missed that earlier. My parents were high school sweethearts. That’s why my grandpa was polishing his shot gun (I guess he was skeptical, too).

10 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

There’s no “Best Hate-Filled Spewer of Unmitigated Vitriol” award.

Guess this blog is out.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I had to turn off Al Sharpton. I couldn’t take it any more. I wonder what the 2 Live Stews are saying.

10 07 2008
Knatural

Here’s your award:

( . )( . )

10 07 2008
Muse

Monie I love field negro. That is one of my favorite blogs. I comment a lot on there but under another alias LOL. I have to keep the personalities apart.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ok ok Ne well you maybe be right…high school sweathearts do exsist.. but fuckk..

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Ne read Chaotics recent post wtttfffffffffffffffffffffff hell naw! that makes my blood boil!

10 07 2008
Jen

@Knatural – thanks for making look like a damn fool laughing at my computer monitor.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

@Sista Toldja:

Congratulations! If you won some money, get me a 1/2 Mixed @ Fried from Harold’s next time you roll up to the Chi. 😉

I was going to try to get myself nominated for the Black Weblog Awards, but I’ve pretty much said “Fuck Effort” on my blog this year. Getting a steady 9-5 + high gas prices x not having time go out / my relatively mundane routine = Not enough fuckery to report on my blog…

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I just looked. They have Best Humor Blog and Best New Blog (started in 2008) categories. They accept nominations August 1st thru 15th. I will definitely be nominating you as I’m sure your other readers will be doing as well.

10 07 2008
Landon

Flyblu4 did you pledge at UF?

BIG WORM can kiss my ass

Jesse Bust a Nut with his assistant Jackson can kiss my back hand!

10 07 2008
Jo

lol @ Knat.

10 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

I like boobies.

10 07 2008

ok MRS. EPPS!

I just posted too!

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Chris- I like boobies…

me too

The End

P.s No homo

10 07 2008
Landon

Mrs Epps you like Male Boobies like RIck Ross Boobies?

10 07 2008
Ethel

Chris looks purty! Happy dancing! Hopefully Chicago won’t be too hot.

Song break: My kind of town, Chi ca go is… My kind of town

Everybody sing!

10 07 2008
Jo

@Landon: thanks. I just wretched a little.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

umm no woman boobies.. man boobs big turn off..and thanks for ruining my early porn night LANDON with the Rick ross tit visual in my mind.. HATE HATE HATE YOU!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Mrs. Epps….I don’t have no boobies…you no like me no more bestest?

@ todos: I will be blogging about fucking taco bell in my blog thats linked from my name. those bastards.

10 07 2008
Knatural

I like boobies.

Whoooooooo doesn’t?

Question: If all of your friends have such colorful names as Chicken Jon, Landmine, Shabooty, and Ninja Andy*, what do they call you? I hope it’s really racist.

*My favorite.

10 07 2008
Muse

I don’t like boobies on men…Ewwww

Mrs. Epps I think you are wild girl! Simmer down. Does your fiancee know what he is getting into?

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

I liked Chicago until Ian (long story…grr)/The people I hate the most from high school/ everybody else I’m trying to avoid decided to up and move there.

Now to find another area where people would never expect me to move, that isn’t Queens.

Queens would be a last resort…my godbrother is freaking nuts.

10 07 2008
Deesigner

Mrs. Epps your confession yesterday coupled with the above quote renders you ineligible to use the phrase “No Homo”
hahahahahahahahaha……..

10 07 2008
Muse

Three of my close friends live in Chicago…Oh one of them is a really cute Korean/Hawaiian chica who can outdrink any guy on the planet. I could hook something up for Ninja Andy….

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

um…yea, i dunno why all of the sudden i’m logged into wordpress.

Can I please re-program that site…it fucking sucks.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

The callers into The 2 Live Stews are more along my lines of thinking (what I’ve heard so far). Its a sports talk radio show but they talk about everything and they’re hilarious. If you don’t know who they are, be sure to watch Black Men Revealed on TV One on July 20th at 10pm.

10 07 2008

Why do I think when people say “titty’s” I laugh. Just like when people say “Pussy”

10 07 2008
Landon

@ deesigner
bwawawawawawawawaawawwaww
slaping white people at my office!! !

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I’m mad Muse is pimping out her friends.

10 07 2008
Jo

@Chaotic: I just ate Taco Bell for lunch. Don’t tell me you’re gonna ruin it for me.

Damn, I love me a chalupa.

10 07 2008
Muse

Ne’ which sounds worse, pussy or cunt?

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

@Chaotic:

You wouldn’t believe all the people I went to HS and College with that have moved here to ATL. I knew it was insane when I was at the bank and the bank manager recognized me, or the time someone yelled my name in the mall, or the time I realized another classmate of mine works at the college I attend…

You’d think in a city of 5 million people, I just wouldn’t run into folks the way I have…

10 07 2008
flyblu04

@landon im not affliated with any greek orgs…i do know a shit load of them though

who writes drunken stupid love? i do believe i have fallen in love with that blog, and summarilly i will just happen to show up at the blog’s job, call the blog several times a day, and then get super pissed with the blog with it does not return my calls…

10 07 2008
Knatural

Muse – you know better. You must produce visual evidence of this half-breed friend’s hotness.

10 07 2008
Muse

Yonnie,

Why does everyone say that? I’m the match maker. Three people I hooked up are engaged so there.

If they don’t work out at least they had really good sex from what I hear.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

deesigner hush your self hahahah!

Muse yes my man id fully aware I am a handful of trouble hahah

Besties its ok…you can get implants hahahah j/k

10 07 2008

bwahahahahahahahahhah I love the word cunt.

I save that for when someone really pisses me off!
When others say it I can’t help but to laugh.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

“Titties” is a funny word to me too.

“Nappy Dugout” always brings a smile to my face.

Giggity Giggity Giggity

10 07 2008
Jen

Muse – p*ssy and c*nt both sound atrocious to me. But, I think c*nt sounds 10x worse. Honestly, I think it is because I’m a little bit racist and associate the word with white douchebaggery.

10 07 2008
Muse

Besties big breast are over rated. My boobs get in the way of my golfing.

10 07 2008

“…who writes drunken stupid love? i do believe i have fallen in love with that blog, and summarilly i will just happen to show up at the blog’s job, call the blog several times a day, and then get super pissed with the blog with it does not return my calls…”

Mrs. Epps,Né, and Chaoticdiva

10 07 2008
Muse

I hope when I drop my 15lbs they will get smaller.

10 07 2008
Landon

HOw you think Muse affords her expensive clothes…

Anaylst by Day

Madaam by night

10 07 2008
flyblu04

my next door neighbor just started a stripping bidnass out of her house!
girls pay her $50 an hour to dance for men…i love america (read like bernie mac)

10 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“Question: If all of your friends have such colorful names as Chicken Jon, Landmine, Shabooty, and Ninja Andy*, what do they call you? I hope it’s really racist.”

Note – ‘Shabooty’ is a name he gave himself. Everyone else refers to him as ‘Asshole’.

My own colorful name is ‘Oscar’. I earned this name after hanging out in Clarendon one night with Chicken Jon, Mr. Blackout*, and his fiancee.

Mr. Blackout and his girl have very low alcohol tolerances, so when Chicken Jon insisted on continuing to buy them drink after drink after drink, Mr. Blackout would pass the drinks to me since I have the highest tolerance (I have a famous ability to appear sober no matter how drunk I am).

After leaving the club and as we were about to enter a diner, I realize that sitting down would be about the worst possible thing my insanely drunk ass could do. At the door, I politely say “excuse me, I have to make a phone call. I’ll be inside in a bit”, and walk away pretending to be on the phone.

Once everyone isinside, I walk my ass into a walled-off area where the diner’s dumpster is housed, and force myself to vomit. I then decide that I am really sleepy, and now is a good time for a five-minute nap. I wake up 30 minutes later leaning against the dumpster.

After discovering the proximity to which I comfortably slept near a dumpster, my friends nicknamed me ‘Oscar’ (as in Oscar the Grouch). The name has stuck ever since.

*We call him Mr. Blackout because, though he hangs out with us infrequently, everytime he does someone in our group gets drunker than they’ve ever been in their entire life, blacks out, and winds up waking up on the floor, on someone’s lawn, or in a parked car or some shit.

10 07 2008
Landon

Wait Muse — you Golf….

see we do have some things in COmmon…

now who else SKIS…. lets get a ski trip cracking…

and maybe a trip to Vegas… now going to Vegas with you FUCKERs… i would have to bring a video Camera… i would have to get some type of TV deal recording you LUSHES!!!

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Muse, you got any friends in ATL? Its hard out here for a Good Girl.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

🙂

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Roland S. Martin says: Rewind that for a moment. An African American reverend – someone who is called by God to speak to moral issues of the day – takes issue with an African American presidential candidate speaking about faith-based issues and the need for black men to take care of their children, for parents to care about their child’s health, and to turn the television off and to start reading more and more books? If there was any further evidence needed to show that Rev. Jackson has lost his moral compass and is far out of touch with the state of black America today, this is it.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Landon I wanna snowboard!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Jo: nope, nothing gross. Just showing that there’s proof that even college students that work at taco bell are fucking idiots.

@Mrs.Epps: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BROWNIE!!!

*note: will kill for chocolate.

10 07 2008

i ski i ski ISKI SKII KISI…

In south lake tahoe.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

give me the fucking brownie Chaotic! NOWWWWWWWW ima call your ex dammit! and make him sing to you for 2 hrs straight! you’ll give it to me then!

10 07 2008
Knatural

Thanks.
Oscar? So is ‘the woman’ Grungetta?

I shouldn’t know that Oscar the Grouch had a girlfriend…and her name.

10 07 2008
flyblu04

@landon im down like 4 flat tires for some vegas action…make it happen captain
yes i know i am corny. i have accepted and embraced my cornyness

10 07 2008

Mrs. epps,

Snowboarding for the first time will HURT. My ass has never had so many bruises

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

OScar is a lame nickname…how bout Cheif Beef Jerky…

10 07 2008

VEGAS IS A GREAT PLACE TO SHOP. I am a hop, skip and a jump away.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

*pulls out Louisville Slugger*

Step any closer to my brownie, I will knock the crap out of you and then bust the phone in half from the horrible sound of the singing.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

yea Ne well i dont care i wanna learn while my man can go take his yuppie ass and ski hahahah

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Give me the brownie I’ll give you 55 cent instead of 35!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

*drools*

10 07 2008
Landon

Yonnie: Take Dance lessons at Magic City… it will help.. /

Brothers in ATL need a sista who can at elast do a two step and some type of booty dance!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

$5.

10 07 2008

lol once you get it, it’s super fun.

I read your comments on my story. Girl I was so mad that night. He is lucky my dad didn’t find out.

END OF STORY!

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ok Chaotic how bout a dollar? my final offer

10 07 2008

Stripper’s aint got nothing on my routine son!

The doc win’s hands down on the pole dancing though.

10 07 2008
Landon

flyblu04:

did you pledge at U Of F

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

$1.50. My final offer.

10 07 2008
Deesigner

I am from Wisconsin.
Therefore, I ski.

10 07 2008
flyblu04

landon i said no…the comment might have gotten lost inthe others. i just know a lot of greek ppl

10 07 2008
flyblu04

why?

10 07 2008
Landon

i heard the doc can DANCE

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

done deal… i’ll paypal it@ Chaotic

10 07 2008

lol

I was suppose to approve 3 work orders today. I haven’t looked through one.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

I have a presentation on Saturday…I haven’t typed out my notes yet today. Oh, and the work order requests? Monday…

10 07 2008
Deesigner

I’m bored……
Spanker or Spankee?

10 07 2008
Muse

Yonnie3k my friend Roland lives in ATL, he’s a lawyer, 6’1 works out and isn’t gay/bi sexual. He’s a manly man but is very particular about his women. He likes curvy girls who work out/ physically fit, into sports, don’t have daddy issues, clear skin, minimal make up, and can cook.

If you fit that criteria then hit me up on facebook and I’ll connect you guys.

OH and your grill can’t be messed up. He stopped talking to a girl one time because she had rotten breath.

10 07 2008

spankee!

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Spanker. And a hard one too ;-). Of course, I don’t mind it when a female gives me a smack on the ass either…especially when I deserve it…

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

BOTH@ Dee

10 07 2008

OH and your grill can’t be messed up. He stopped talking to a girl one time because she had rotten breath.

: squirts inhaler:

10 07 2008
flyblu04

spankee

10 07 2008
Jen

I have been drinking less than a year and never got terribly drunk (probably because of a self-instituted, two-drink limit inspired by the point at which–for me, at least–lights start to move and everything starts to sound amazingly witty).

That said, the more I read this blog and the comments associated with it, the more I think alcohol is a bad idea. You people scare me!!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ muse…damn, never met a dude that picky before. Maybe I should be like that…save me from youtube embarrasment (lmao @ those of you who’ve seen the video)

*damn, i really wanted that brownie 😦

10 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Aiight, y’all wenches have summoned me from beyond like Beetlejuice. I just got home and see my name all up in these last comments…how does pole dancing always manage to come up? LOL

10 07 2008
Knatural

AHAHAHAHAHAH Muse. Yuckmouth is sufficient grounds to end a relationship.

Spankee.

10 07 2008

Don’t judge jen.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE…HUH? lmaooo bwhahahahahahha

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Funny story about a strip club named Danny’s (all male, all nude):

My cousin’s friend went there and got pubic lice in her eyebrows from their “slangin”.

Dunno if I told that story the last time…sorry if I did.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

hahaha its gone now@ Chaotic.. it was yummy!! was that a hint of Disarono i tatsed in it? yummmmmmm

10 07 2008

You are like the definition of a good pole dance.

10 07 2008
Muse

Roland is hilarious. WE could never date because I would murder his ass and vice versa. He thinks I’m too fiesty.

10 07 2008

save me from youtube embarrasment…

chaotic…tell me more

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

what is this i hear about alcohol being a bad idea? its time to live Ms. Jen. LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!!! you havent lived if you havent been pissy drunk

10 07 2008
Landon

DOc:

Yonnie needs dance lessons you available…

DOC — i think i can handle you on the dance floor – i ain’t never scurred…

but i stepped up my lifting program because of your pictures DOC… You have inspired me…. get back to my playing weight (Football) 🙂

10 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Muse – hey hey now! I’m intrigued. What’s wrong with him and/or why aren’t you banging? LOL

I feel him on the grill though, jacked up teeth/breath are a DEALBREAKER! I went on a date with this one guy I met through a girlfriend, nice dude but LAWD, every time he opened his mouth I’m looking around expecting to see a little Malaysian kid with dirty sweaty feet stomping on onions. I couldn’t even eat dinner and barely spoke the entire night.

10 07 2008
Muse

Mrs. Epp you flaked out on the SBPH gathering so I owe you an ass whopping.

Doc,

I have these mad nasty bruises on my thigh. My girlfriend was like ooh girl who fucked you up real good? LOL

I cried inside because it was the result of me just dancing and falling down. ::SNIFFLES::

10 07 2008
Landon

Jen:

is for sure the Mother Hen of the GROUP…

10 07 2008
Jen

Despite my Perotish diction, I’m not judging!

I am just officially scared that one day my complete lack of knowledge about alcohol will cause me to accidentally overdrink and pass out next to a dumpster covered in vomit and doodles of penises.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Never date someone that thinks they can sing. I somewhat feel bad about posting around the vid, but after his unsolicited advice on how I should live my life and how I should take him dumping me as a sign to do something with my life (I have a job, a car, am in school, and more financially stable than his punk ass, not to mention, actually lived on my own and don’t hang out with high school students as if they’re my age).

Cock sucker futhermucker.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Muse…:-( saw-wee…maybe i should have called you back and told you pick my drunk ass up.. i was in DC just not downtown.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Jen…if you have questions about drinking, feel free to ask me, and I’ll give you hints and tips on how to know your limits.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

New Slogan” Sotally Tober” i love my life….

10 07 2008
Muse

Doc,

I have a lot of guy friends.

I also have a lot of girlfriends…

I make an effort to become real cool with the men I meet because then they get real comfortable around you and you get to see their personalities that are often hidden if you are involved with them romatically.

Roland and I feel into the friend category and he is too macho for my taste. Two years ago we went to Spain with some friends we got into it. If I said the sky is blue this fucker would say it’s purple just to piss me off.

In summary we are like oil and water. LOL. I won’t work.

10 07 2008

“Jen:

is for sure the Mother Hen of the GROUP…”

lmaoo

10 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Landon, you played football? Dammit, where did my panties go? Ha ha.
Seriously I loves dudes with track and football bodies (no sloppy linemen though :-p ) .

Oh yeah, what happened to you coming to DC for all the festivities this and next week?

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Landon…you know, you do look short in your photos…

10 07 2008
Jen

Switching to judging.

Chaotic – OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ THAT VIDEO!!!

If you have EVERRRR loved, liked or cared about that man at ALL, you will tell him to stop or at least invest in Autotune or like ware.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

IDK, Roland sounds like he has too many rules. Lets see… I’m not curvy by any stretch, haven’t been to the gym in 2 months, and I don’t watch sports on TV if it isn’t March or April. Sooo…I don’t think its gonna work out b/w me and Roland. Thanks though.

Landon (19:35:06): Brothers in ATL need a sista who can at least do a two step and some type of booty dance!

I guess I need to look into moving then.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ahhahahah Chaotic… he was singing to you i told you! and you cried out for him to stop that shit!

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Landon played football? Mmm…I don’t think they were talking about Pop Warner Landon

10 07 2008
Muse

Yonnie he is picky but the man does seem to get what he wants most of the time. I’m not mad at him.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Jen: I did, my little sister-figure did…hell, he was made fun of by my entire family to his face and he was like “y’all just hating…i mean 80% of the people talk shit, but i still have my fans”.

His fans are 14 year old girls that are in love with his eyes.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

“Landon played football? Mmm…I don’t think they were talking about Pop Warner Landon”

my stomach owww hahahahahah OMGGGGG im cant stop laughinggggggg

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

chaoticdiva (19:59:49) : @ Landon…you know, you do look short in your photos…

You must’ve missed the explaination chaoticdiva. Apparently, all of Landon’s friends are 7’5″, so he just looks short standing next to them.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

lmao @ yonnie.

Wow Landon…why are you lying to people?

10 07 2008

Jen:

stay hydrated, eat before you drink, and try not to mix you drinks.

ex. Don’t drink brown liquor and then go have a carnberry an vodka

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Co-sign Ne never mix brown and white together not a good look

10 07 2008
Landon

Yonnie:

HIgh school and College..

Blew out my ACL / MCL Ligaments in my left knee Twice — Ended my Career…
Still not fully recovered going to DOC on wed to get an MRI to finally get my knee fixed once and for good. ((SIGH))) 6 months REHAB at the min. 😦
Rehab is the worst… Busting your ass trying to get muscle density back.

Football – Reciever & Saftey
Track – 100m 200m 4×1 4×2 – Triple Jump (Use to hold the Bronx Record until my boys little brother just beat it two years ago) (((sigh)))
played one year at Morehouse but i blew my knee out the second time… Freshmen year… I played a year of semi pro in NYC… but that was just glorified professionals tryign to relive their hey day like AL bundy!

10 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

Is this dude aware the ‘Nstinx’ sounds like an N’Stink parody of N’Sync?

It took me two whole minutes to realize he was homonizing [is that a word?] ‘Instincts’ and that this video wasn’t a fucking joke.

I hate everything.

10 07 2008
Jen

Oh laaaawd. This video is comedy. I almost fell out my chair and teeteed on myself at the video transitions and the eyelash-batting at the webcam.

10 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Muse – OMG girl, why are you still bruised and so badly? We need to get you some arnica, you been getting enough Vitamin C? Who would’ve thought I’d be the one to walk away from Friday night unscathed? :-p

That’s funny, I’m often attracted to people I can “debate” with, the relationship never really works out but we end up staying friends so we can argue with each other, LOL.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

@ Jen:

“Beer before liquor, never been sicker, Liqour Before Beer, In the Clear…”

Oh yeah, just say ‘NO’ to drinking White Liquor and Brown liqour back to back

10 07 2008
Jen

@SBPH

OOOOHHHHH! I had no idea why he would choose such an unflattering moniker for himself. I don’t know why people can’t just spell correctly. That shit isn’t creative. It. Is. Stupid.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

i sing better in the shower…this vid shows that you shouldnt quit your day job.

10 07 2008
Muse

Doc who are you kidding. I was looking at my self in the mirror yesterday and I see these four huge ass bruises. It looks like someone beat the shit out of my legs. So note cute. I’m going to the spa this weekend so they should give me something to get rid of them.

Landon looks like he would only come up to my chest LOL. I’m sorry but ole boy does look real short in his photos.

10 07 2008
Jen

What the hell is white and brown liquor?

I really don’t think ya’ll understand how ignorant I am. I almost sat there and watched one of my best friends pass out and die because neither of us had drank before and we didn’t know what a double shot was.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

*why ladies we must not settle for just anybody who is nice to us after we’ve had a bad breakup*

…nor should we deal with controlling assholes.

Can I please get a decent guy? WTF? I swear I always attract the creeps.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

**Listens to Nstinx video**

**Hears dogs howling and babies crying**

**Gets back to work…**

10 07 2008
Landon

I am really trying to figure out how do i look short in my pics… so confused!

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Jen- what the hell is white and brown liquor?

what makes it funny is that your totally serious!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Jen:

Stick to only clear liquor (aka white liquor). There is less by-product in it and you’re less likely to be sick in the morning.

Also, before drinking, take Vitamin B. While taking shots, pace yourself. Give yourself at least 15-20 minutes before you do your next shot.

Also, drink water after every 2nd drink. Hangovers are caused by a combination of a vitamin b deficiency and dehydration, so trust, you’ll be good in the morning.

Brown liquors = any kind of colored liquor.

Plus: stay away from wine coolers. Instant headache.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

I realize that my choices in men make me look like an airhead.

Ok, I think I’m going to cry now.

10 07 2008
Jen

@Chaotic – so true!

Here’s another one for the books. One of my girlfriends always says, “Life is too short to date ugly people. So don’t.” CHANGED MY DAMN LIFE.

I tend to place that “ugly” with “stupid” or “dull” though, because I don’t really care much about physical appearance (within reason), but I cannot under any circumstances do stupid or dull.

10 07 2008
Muse

Chaotic don’t carry baggage from one relationship to another. Every guy I date is judged based on his own behavior. It’s really unfair that folks can’t start a new relationship fresh.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

brown liquor- congac, whiskey, scottch, some tequilas, some rums
white-vodka, gin, some tequilas, some rums

the call it brown or white because thats the color when not mixed

10 07 2008
flyblu04

i cosign chaotic

10 07 2008
Muse
10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Roland and I feel into the friend category and he is too macho for my taste. Two years ago we went to Spain with some friends we got into it. If I said the sky is blue this fucker would say it’s purple just to piss me off.

Futher evidence that me and Roland wouldn’t work out. My last boyfriend was overly macho. That strong silent don’t show your emotions or know how to verbalize them bullshit is for the birds. Plus he liked to argue and thought he was always right which is impossible b/c I’m usually right. Duh. Anyways, Roland might have cute friends so might hit you up on FB anyways. Do I sound desperate? I’m really not (please believe me….please believe me!!). I’m just looking for some male nonfriend zone companionship but I don’t like the whole “dating game.” I just wanna meet someone and have chemistry.

exhales. drops single silent tear like Iron Eyes Cody.

10 07 2008
Knatural

Jen – just don’t drink. Don’t listen to these liver-damaged fools. Do coke instead; that way, you can wear your shades in the club and feel cool.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

my future bar…

10 07 2008
Jo

Damn, Jen–I thought I was innocent. I’ve never had anything close to some of the adventures our fellow ladies have had (hoping to alleviate that soon, maybe), but I do know the difference between brown and white.

For instance–whiskey is usually brown. Rum is usually white.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

DEADDDD@ KNAT!

10 07 2008
Jen

Okay…here is a list of the three drinks I have ordered before:

White Russian

Malibu and Pineapple

Vodka and Cranberry

These are all made from white liquors, right?

I am confused as to how you can tell once they mix the alcohol with other stuff. I have no idea what is in a White Russian. Also, WHAT is a Black Russian??? This man tried to buy me one of those last time I was out but I declined because it was not on my list.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ muse: I usually don’t carry baggage over…I just am more so caustic about things.

By the way, crazy controlling scary dude is texting me. I am fucking hiding in the library to duck and dodge him.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Anyone ever been drunk & high on weed at the same time? Not the funnest thing in the world. Not that I would know…*runs*

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

If my boss comes to me and asks to see what I did today, I’m gonna have to direct him to about 5 different blogs that I wish I’d never discovered (kinda)

10 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Landon- sorry to hear that, those injuries and the rehab are no joke.

I’m glad you’re able to be realistic and tell the truth about semi-pro leagues, LOL. Too many dudes take that mess seriously, like just a year or two to tighten up and the NFL will be banging down the door to sign them. Please, will your old ass give up the dream and just say you like playing football on the weekends, because I will laugh in your face when you say semi-pro (I think it’s just the name that irks me, if your ass ain’t getting paid, then it ain’t no parts professional! Not semi, not nothing! LOL) Oh, and Married with Children was my freaking show! 4 touchdowns in one game baby!

10 07 2008
Landon

ok this is my boy Alex (who be on here) and wes both are about 5’10…. so how am i short again? Unless 6′ feet is short… if so just let me know…

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

If you want a safe drink:

Amaretto Sour. Although its made with a dark rum, its a sweet and sour drink which is made with amaretto rum and whiskey sour mix (typically with no whiskey).

They are delicious!

10 07 2008

brown: hennessey (sp?) <— man drink, brandy, jose cuervo…

white: patron, vodka….

10 07 2008
Landon

Rev…

thats the shit…..

10 07 2008
flyblu04

rev what u talking bout? that combo is the bomb, makes u horny as hell though and prone to stupid decisions

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Rev-Anyone ever been drunk & high on weed at the same time? Not the funnest thing in the world. Not that I would know…*runs*

yes… my 1st new years in florida hahaha… it was horrible.. the room was spinning and at the same tiem i felt like my body was too heavy to sit up and i was laughing for no reason and was hungry as all fuck!

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Now after the drunkness dies down and then get high…mmmm thats some chill shit

10 07 2008
flyblu04

@mrs.epps what part of florida?

10 07 2008

“Jen – just don’t drink. Don’t listen to these liver-damaged fools. Do coke instead; that way, you can wear your shades in the club and feel cool.”

________________________________________________

10 07 2008
Landon

i feel like the prosecutor against R Kelly…. tryign to figure out how i dont have enough eveidence to prove my case… and you guys are the Jury for Rkelly boondocks and real life…. believing the nonesense Yonnie is spewing…. hell there’s a picture of us on facebook and i am towering over her! Kicks over table!

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Amaretto sour is one of my favortie drinks

10 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Jen – a White Russian is vodka, Kahlua (coffee liquer) and cream/milk. It’s one of my favorite drinks. A Brown or Black Russian (I don’t think there’s a difference but someone can correct me) just doesn’t have the cream/milk.

10 07 2008

This man tried to buy me one of those last time I was out but I declined because it was not on my list.

i just peed on myself lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Maybe I got a hold to the wrong stuff. Because the room was spinning (and I don’t do dizzy too well), and I was hot as hell. I took off my shirt in the middle of a party and my Designated Driver claimed I was playing with my nipples, and slapping my stomach, but I refuse to believe that…I remember a lot of laughing and eating up a big ass pan of cornbread, so it wasn’t all that bad.

I barely remember how I got home

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Jacksonville… im back in MD now.. I miss Bourbon Street(this club) it was cool ass shit… it was this big building that looks like Bourban Street inside witht eh stone walk ways n ish

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Everytime someone makes reference to Landon’s height, or lack thereof, an angel gets its wings.

10 07 2008
Jo

@Rev: “my Designated Driver claimed I was playing with my nipples, and slapping my stomach, but I refuse to believe that…”

Dead.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ahahahhahaahahahhaha OMGGGGGGG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJSUDR^&TYHWJ<AKLSU UDSDRHTFYGUKIUKJNM@ Rev playing with his nipples and slappin his stomach

CLASSIC!! dude that shit was laced with X… not that i would know anythign about X…

10 07 2008

amaretto sours a GREAT but you won’t even get a buzz until you drink 90 of them.

10 07 2008
flyblu04

yeah ive never been to jax…
is landon still on this piece

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Landon, the link takes me to a page that says “content not found”.

What kind of proof is that?

10 07 2008
Knatural

Everytime someone makes reference to Landon’s height, or lack thereof, an angel gets its wings. AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA…

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Now after the drunkness dies down and then get high…mmmm thats some chill shit

Yeah, that is the SHIT!

But I’ll put it this way, I’m already paranoid enough as it is when I’m not high, so you can imagine me when I did smoke…Folks would shout “look out!” to me on purpose, because they knew I’d be looking around like a deer caught in headlights

10 07 2008
flyblu04

u prolly have to friend him to see the pic

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Oh yeah I was also wearing a party hat …

10 07 2008
Landon

We’re friends and i am tagged in them but they are from my friends page… maybe thats the issue..

10 07 2008
Jen

Thanks for the info, Doc.

AND AN EXTRA SPECIAL THANK YOU FOR THE RIDICULE AND JUDGMENT, NE!!!!!!

🙂

Landon, I believe you’re tall.

*muffled laughter*

10 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Well Landon you need to get to right-clicking and saving and reposting or something. This nonexistent “proof” really isn’t helping…and 6′ even is already the low end of my height requirements, bwahahahahaha.

10 07 2008
Landon

ok my brother is about 6’2- 6’3

Gene is a good 6’3

I REST MY CASE YOUR HONOR!

and YONNIE… ThATS WHY YOU CANT DANCE!

10 07 2008
Muse

As Doc knows, I like my dranks simple and hard LOL.

Patron all the way…

Or wine when I’m feeling sexy ; )

10 07 2008
Landon

Yonnie:

Thats why you dont know how to SOUL CLAP in church!

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

lol Rev dont feel bad when my and my friends would smoke my homeboy was crazyyyyyyyyyyy. he woudl eb driving us home and would stop at a green light and be like ” Oh shit the cops man”.. and we would bust of laughing beacuse there were no cars on the road but his haha

I remem when we drove to the middle of the woods and blazed and it was pitch black out and we locked my homegirl out the car… and we had the windows rolled down and was scaring the ish outta her like it was blairwitch 3 ahha until we heard this noise and she started screaming her head off and started banging on the windows

10 07 2008
Landon

MUSE:

Doesn’t that mean you are drinking WIne all the time?

10 07 2008
blackberry molasses

is it a bad thing that i was drunk and high as shit the night before i defended my thesis… and still got an A+??

that was the fault of my friends and their ‘special’ brownies

10 07 2008
Knatural

LANDON – none of your links work. Stop trying.

10 07 2008
Landon

knatural i don tthink we aer friends on facebook

10 07 2008
Jo

Look at Landon tryin’ to throw a little game…

10 07 2008
Knatural

I de-friended (new word?) you.

10 07 2008
flyblu04

@epps yeah that’s why i dont do the woods with ppl. knowing my ignant ass, i would have cursed somebody the eff out and then gotten left out in the middle of the woods…

not a good look

@blackberry im kinda hating on your thesis story…my advisor is trying to prevent me from graduating…

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Landon…I know that house was made for dwarves, and standing next to a lady-child is not grounds for you being tall.

At least you’re not wearing pink…

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

hmm i didnt realize you guys smoke a lil reefer…the whole time i thought i was alone.. even though i quit but still who really quits smokin ganja?

10 07 2008
Landon

well technically that shirt was pink and red!

but it has a gun on it albeit with a paintbrush at the end!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Landon, my friend, my boo, whatever you are to me…STOP WEARING MY DAMN COLOR!!!

10 07 2008
Landon

@ jo i am not throwing GAME>>. trying to defind my HONOR…

i am about to DROP a DIME on YONNIE and call her BOSS and be like hey…. you should ask what Yonnie has done today…

10 07 2008
blackberry molasses

@flyblu
the REASON i was so effed up that night was BECAUSE of my advisor… she id one of those super intelligent but socially akward types… i’m not going to get into details but it was either get completely effed up or go to her house and poison her cats…

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Landon, I embrace the fact that I can only do the two step while sober. Unlike SOMEBODY I know who lives in a constant state of denial about their shortcomings. Pun intended.

10 07 2008
Jo

@ Landon: I wasn’t talking about your height, I was referring to your comment directed at Muse about always feelin’ sexy…

I liked it. But I’m a sucker for that non-subtle stuff…

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

knat – why did you defriend landon?

mrs. epps – don’t say reefer. you sound like my mom.

10 07 2008

AND AN EXTRA SPECIAL THANK YOU FOR THE RIDICULE AND JUDGMENT, NE!!!!!!
de nada!

10 07 2008
Knatural

I defriended Landon because he’s a bamma.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Chaotic.. lets do it girl lets make the group it would be classic funny! 🙂

10 07 2008
Muse

Landon,

Wine is so good. It gives me the best buzz without feeling icky. My favorite thing to do is throw dinner parties with my friends and have great food paired with lots of wine.

Yall should visit http://www.wine.com

They have great selections and give recommendations depending on which region you prefer.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ahahha Yonnie join me and Chaotic’s fb group called ” Ban Landon from wearing pink and pretending to be tall” 🙂

oh yea REEEFFFEEEERRRRR!!

10 07 2008
Muse

Knat I called your behind yesterday. You can’t return calls?! LOL

10 07 2008
Jo

@Muse–so sorry you live so far away. I love me some wine (I prefer reds, though I was tempted to leave work early when the Rev mentioned Riesling) and when I read the entry on dinner parties here http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/18/88-dinner-parties/ I was sad that white people had somehow cornered the market.

10 07 2008
Knatural

Muse, you sure you have the correct number? I received no such call. I’ll resend it via facebook.

10 07 2008
Landon

Muse:

If you come to NYC one of your Sorors owns a nice wine bar in Harlem and they have a great cheese and dried meat slection to go with thes wines…

I had a date their last night… good times… 🙂

10 07 2008
10 07 2008
Landon

@ EVERYONE…

I am like the GOO in GHOSTBUSTERS 2… the hate just makes me STRONGER!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH EVIL LAUGH..

HI HATER – HI HATER — THEY EVEN HATED ON JESUS…. SORRY its acctual lyrics from HI HATER!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

aww, landon, you were invited too. I have a special officer position for you:

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I can’t get facebook at work. Please somebody tell me. What is that group?

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

hahahah muahahhahahahah this is classic! i love it I love it!!! Landon we love you boo but be true to yourself are you short?

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Yonnie…its the official petition to ban landon from wearing pink and lying about being tall group.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Yonnie its called “Ban Landon From Wearing Pink and Pretending He’s Tall”

10 07 2008

Leave my booskileeny landon alone.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Ne you know you wanna join.. stop frontin

10 07 2008
Landon

Its cool Ne i know you got my back…

i think we need to vote Chaotic out our three way relationship…

I say we vote in Doc or Muse (they are cute and they both make enough money so you and I can stay at home) 🙂

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

chaoticdiva, I don’t know you, but there is a special place for you in my heart

10 07 2008

We can’t put chaotic out i’ll miss her.

but can we add?

OH MY DOC OR MUSE?….

10 07 2008
Landon

Yonnie:

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure what i did to you in ST. CROIX…but REVENGE WILL BE MINE!!! I be damn you have them believing i am the same height as MOST RAPPERS!!!!

WATCH YOUR BACK HOMIE — WATCH YOUR BACK!!! !

10 07 2008
Landon

CHAOTIC IS OUT…

HER NAME SHALL NOT BE SPOKEN IN OUR HOUSE!!!

10 07 2008
Jen

“Pink is the color worn by newborn girls to determine their sex in the nursery.”

OUT OF ORDER.

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Landon…I did it out of love

@ Ne…I know you’re not going to trade me for Doc or Muse…thats messed up!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Landon, you keep being mean to me, you’ll end up with a story in Drunken Stupid Love…

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Landon. Baby calm down. You didn’t do anything to me in St. Croix. But I can’t have you on here misrepresenting yourself to the people. Imagine if I came on here and was like, “I can dance like Ciara. I taught Janet that move.” Now if you just stood on the sidelines and let that slide, that makes you dishonest. Now your integrity is being challenged. Its the same thing. I had a moral obligation to let the people know the truth. Its not personal.

10 07 2008

I would NEVER trade you. Just adding to the family of sexyness.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

why cant i be part of the family of sexyness. *Cries**… its because Im taken.. WAAA WAA WAAA!!!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Ah ok. Ne, Landon’s being a meanie!

10 07 2008
Muse

Landon, what’s the name of the wine bar in Harlem? I’ve probably been there a few times if it’s the place I’m thinking about.

10 07 2008
Landon

So why are you spreading lies…

I mean i feel you if you i said i was 6’2 – 6’3 or taller…. but i said my height… but its ok…. the war has started and i have already retaliated!

you saying you can dance like Ciara is like me saying i am 6’10 just a blatant lie…

if you said you danced like a drunk white girl is like me saying i am 6’3

saying you cant dance is me saying my real height 6′

10 07 2008
Landon

Nectar – MUSE….

if you been there i am going to be mad i live abotu 3 blocks away

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Landon you liar! you said you were 6’3 the 1st time now you switching to 6 even HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????

10 07 2008
Landon

I never said i was 6’3
my brother is 6’3

i am exactly 6′ 1/2″ 212 lbs

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

LOL. You already retaliated? What kind of undercover, covert, bullshit do you have going on?

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

You stated that you were 6’3 and sumthing sumthing pounds…YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON BLASTTTT!!!

5’8 munchkin!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Get em bestest!!!

@ Landon: speaking of bars…there’s this bar in Manhattan downstairs from the W hotel that has unisex bathrooms, black iridescent tile, and a billie jean light floor in the main room. They have the best flirtinis in the world. But I can’t remember the name of it.

I also hit Duvet, which was my spot. China Club was weak the night I went, and we hit a few more spots, such as this one rooftop bar which was hot as hell, and this one club that was a spa by day, but then they put the glass over the hottubs at night to make it into a club.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Keep telling yourself that.. if your 6′ 1/2″ then I’m 5’4…whoomp whoomp!!!

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

I’m backing Mrs. Epps. I remember seeing it…

10 07 2008
Landon

WHen we have records — go thru the logs.. i never said i was 6’3 that would be a lie and you can call me out on that…

BUT READ MY ILL GRAMMAR AND MANY MISSPELLINGS I never said i was 6’3….

i have no reason to lie about my height… LUSH (Mrs Epps)…

10 07 2008
Landon

those are the wack spots… tourist spots…

when you come to NY let me know when you will be in town and i ll put you on… like right now LEVEL V is goign to be popping down town…

Monday i am throwing a party for my boy at Johnnny Utahs… let me know!

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

LMAOOO@ Landon calling me a lush.. thats no lie but you now your ass a ompaloompa!

Can yous sing and dance for us in a candy striper outfit and put ona green wig??

10 07 2008
Landon

knowing you mrs epps you prob have had sex with one of the actors who played an ompaloompa

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

{In my patronizing Dr. Robin Smith voice}

Landon, maybe you should look inside yourself and see what it is that you are trying to make up for with these phantom inches. I mean, you are good enough at 5’8″. You’ve gotta learn to love yourself just the way you are.

10 07 2008

” YOU AIN’T GOT TO LIE CRAIG…YOU AINT GOT TO LIIIIE”

:massages my boo’s temples::

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

**logs into Facebook**

**Sofa king DEAD**

10 07 2008
Landon

THIS is coming from a woman who couldnt FIND a Date even if she learned how to clap on beat

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

LOL. Landon, why are you lodging all of these personal attacks?

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Yonnie:

My cousin is in to the A from out of town this weekend, and I’m trying to think of some places for him to go out to. He ain’t the clubgoing type, so if you know of some chill lounges or something like that, let me know!

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

LMAOOO Landon eww. thats not a good look all of the men i have ever had relations with have been over 6 feet 🙂 well except my 5’8 hubby cuddle bear haha

10 07 2008

“THIS is coming from a woman who couldnt FIND a Date even if she learned how to clap on beat”

Landon that was a low blow!

10 07 2008
Landon

Sure MRs Epps — but what about the women, how tall were they? What about the horses? WHAT ABOUT THE HORSES?

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I’m imagining Landon on a playgroud about to take his ball and go home

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

HAHAHAH OMG Horses? Women? ummm errrrr???? negative on beastiality thats sick… as for women I only had one chick and she was my height 5’10

You lose.

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

It’s cool Ne. I know Landon is just lashing out due to his internal anger. He obviously has some deep seeded issues with this whole height thing. He needs to express himself. Go ahead Landon. Let it out. We’re here for you.

10 07 2008
Landon

Before Or After i whop the retarded kids ass for asking me for a piece of gum?

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

huh? did I miss something on tard-blog?

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

lmao!!!
*realizes she’s in the library, tries to stifle laughter*

10 07 2008
Landon

Iight my peoples i have to bounce…

didnt mean to strike with a low blow…

if you in NYC hit up LEVEL V after work in the meatpacking District…

10 07 2008

The meat packing district…where samantha use to live.

10 07 2008
Landon

exaclty

10 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Rev – When I want a good time and no club, I just get everyone together and go to a good restaurant. But I’ll look and see what else is going on this weekend and let you know tomorrow. If your cousin is here tonight, Stats on Marietta St. is cool on Thursdays. Its a sports bar but all kind of people are there. It has a nice rooftop.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

@ Yonnie:

Yeah, Stats is the shit! Haven’t been there in a minute. I’ll be sure to let him know. Thanks!

10 07 2008
Landon

Rev… slice might be cracking just to chill but hte crowd might be a lil young…

10 07 2008

I went to light of the cockers in april while I was in new york

10 07 2008

have you heard of that? It’s in downtown brooklyn.

10 07 2008
Rev Leon Lonnie Luv

Thanks Landon, I might check Slice out over on Castleberry Hill. I’ve been there before, and it was cool, but it was a bit “Hipper than thou” there, but its whatever with me.

10 07 2008
Deesigner

Is there anyone over 30 on facebook?

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ deesigner…i know a few ppl that are…but they also are involved with the entertainment business.

11 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

aww bourghie is staying up late, hi landon

11 07 2008
mrsepps

where ever Amadeo is im doing irish car bombs right now OMGGGGGGGGG YUMMMMM!!! but i was warned not ot stand up to fast hahah

11 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

ok mrs. epps you officially have a problem. I think you were drinking heavy every night this week and now you’re skipping work. LOL, you’re gonna have great stories for the inevitable grandchirruns. i’m wishing i had your life now. At least 3 days out of the week

11 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

oh wait nah, i’m mad late. g’night people, seeya on the weekends

11 07 2008
Sister Toldja

LMAO! Ne’, it’s called Night Of The Cookers. It’s actually in Fort Greene. Very cool spot, they have good soul food and drinks, live music, etc. Hood boys will take you there and think they are doing it BIG , but it’s very chill. We saw Chico DeBarge chilling in there and were soooo excited. Seeing a big A-list star does nothing for my homies, but let us see a DeBarge or AZ or someone and we are GEEKED.

Why do y’all think Landon is short? LMAO! I’d ask our mutual real life friend, but I can’t do that without sounding insane. “Uh, my internet friends think Landon is short, can you confirm?”

11 07 2008
Angry IV

@Landon – been to Level V. It’s off the chain, true story. Have you been to the G Spa in the meatpacking district, or to 230 Fifth in midtown (it’s at 230 5th Ave)??

I miss my days of going to school near NYC…had some good times in Manhattan.

11 07 2008
chi livin

awww man, i am in the chi and would love to a. engage in tomfoolery and shenanigans and b. see ppl from the DMV (im from bmore, lol). we should work this out.

also, if ur gonna hit up harolds, get at the one on 47th.

11 07 2008
TomatoHead

I’m drunk at the moment. I went to a club nearby with some freshmen. My now ex boyfriend who i’ve been messing with changed his plans. He decided he had to get up early and couldn’t walk me home. ASSHOLE. Imma get his ass tomorrow………………..today I mean. Mrs. Epps, I’m about to pull some shit that you’d do on thiss asss. ANd some nigga who I didn’t even know still went to this school started ryna grdin up on me like we was goinna fuck or somethiong. FCUK HIS ass. I:m angryand tired and I need to sleep/ I needed to bvent.

11 07 2008
Landon

DOC you in the building?

11 07 2008
Angry IV

WOW TomatoHead…you might’ve shared some info that you normally wouldn’t have if you weren’t infused with liquid courage…hahahahaha. Someone slept well last night!

11 07 2008
Angry IV

Landon, what’s good man.

11 07 2008
vitazza

Tomatohead
fell better……
uhm where are yall yackin tday????

11 07 2008
Landon

TRYING TO GET IN SOME TROUBLE

11 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Landon are you feeling better today?

11 07 2008
Landon

i was suppose to go to the strip club after the party last night… and i went home to drop of some bags and passed out… and apparently the STRIP club was insane… SO PISSED! and it was stripidol amateur night

11 07 2008
Landon

yonnie:

I am good… you’re like Foxnews…. not exactly telling the truth in your stories.. that is what i am calling you for now on…

FOXNEWS!

11 07 2008
The Doc Is In

Landon (12:41:34) : DOC you in the building?

The Doc Is now In 🙂 What’s up my good peoples? Happy Friday!

11 07 2008
Jo

Right back atcha. What’s up? Is anything going down in DMV tonight?

11 07 2008
Yonnie3k

can you call me Foxy News?

11 07 2008
Landon

Hey Doc how you doing 🙂
I wish i could be in DC this weekend, i have ot go to Cape Cod…

You got me working out hard now girl… i am going to be in Dc a lot in th next couple weeks because my best friend is in DC right now so i will be chilling in DC a lot now…

damn near every other weekend
but we throw house parties on saturday and go to Ozios on Friday or Park… so i hope you and a homegirl can come thru and have some fun with us 🙂

11 07 2008
Landon

NO FOXNEWS!

11 07 2008
The Doc Is In

If all your peoples are in DC it’s clearly a sign you need to move down here with us cool kids!

Grr, I have a love/hate relationship with Ozio because there’s usually a good crowd, but I’m really sensitive to smoke. We’ll definitely have to hang out though. And yeah, you better make sure to get it right and tight because me and my girls will clown you if you’re short and flabby 😉

11 07 2008
Landon

Rev jesse Jackson got upset at OBAMA because he believes he Talks Down to Black People. He was referecing the Fathers Day Speech Obama gave about Black Fathers eed to do a better job parenting our Children and keeping our family structure together. Obama was not inflating falsehoods he was telling the truth as MUSE said only 30 percent of our children today are raised in 2 parent homes. Maybe Jesse is mad because OBAMA is talking about him because i doubt he is in his (side) childs life every day… Do you think that is what he is mad about? Because he felt OBAMA was talking about him?
hmmmm

11 07 2008
Landon

well dont be listening to FOXNEWS (Yonnie) and you know how them Republicans like to sway the news a little…
DOnt worry about me my friends and I ARE LITTLE TO MUCH FUN…

we will be Upstairs were cats really dont smoke… Plus the house party will be fun… They might even have the Pole installedby then 🙂

But i am ready to take you and some Patron shots on the dance floor.

11 07 2008
The Doc Is In

No worries if it’s not, I have my own fully portable pole. Y’all just be ready with bill stacks, a sista has med school loans to pay. Bwahahahaha!

11 07 2008
Landon

I wouldnt say we make it rain but its at least a strong drizzle, lol

11 07 2008
Omar

@Landon – Putting aside from differences in philosophy about how to deal with black issues, when you talk about cutting another mans jewels off you’ve not only crossed the line but that sounded like genuine hate.

But let’s say he meant it figuratively, it means he wants to destroy Obama which will cost the democrats the election, which really means he has a disregard for black people and all of America, just because he has a personal gripe with Obama.

11 07 2008
The Angriest

Bottom line… fuck Jesse Jackson, fuck Fox News and most of all Fuck George Bush. Did anyone catch what that asshole did at the G8 summit?

“Goodbye from the biggest polluting country in the world!”

11 07 2008
Landon

some black people have to understand… he is running for the office of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – NOT PRESIDENT OF THE NEGRO COLLEGE FUND!

why cant people get that thru their skull… he can only do so much for black people even as president… FOr things to change in our community we have to evolve and improve from within

11 07 2008
Jen

I would like to say that while all you back-pedaling knee-grows were still on the Jesse Jackson fence, I have disliked him since I was SEVEN years old, and he visited my church trying to promote that BS Rainbow Coalition. He tried to take a picture with me and shake my hand and I gave him the stank face and told my daddy I didn’t like him.

KEEP UP, PEOPLE.

11 07 2008
Landon

someone said that yest. on the blog i am not tryign to bite or take credit for that line.

11 07 2008
Yonnie3k
11 07 2008
Omar

I’m still mad that the S in Pu$H is a dollar sign

11 07 2008
Amadeo

Jesse Jackson

Fuck him.

End.

11 07 2008
Jen

LMAO @ dollar sign

11 07 2008
Landon

Yonnie (AKA FOXNEWS)

is Rev. Jackson BABY”s MAMA

11 07 2008
Knatural

that Peoples News article is hilarious…

11 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Landon, I understand completely why you’re sohostile with me

11 07 2008
Tiffer

Wow, you look awesome! Have fun!

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

umm wasss up hommies

11 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Ya’ll are wack today. C’mon. There’s gotta be something you hate.

11 07 2008
Muse

Landon why are you getting clowned. You know there is a facebook group in your honor pimp.

11 07 2008
Knatural

I hate you Yonnie. I hate you…

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ahahahaha Muse join our group me and Diva are the officers

She is Pink Nazi and Im Amazon Woman!

11 07 2008
Landon

I am with Kanatural –

I HATE REV JESSE JACKSON’s Baby MAMA aka YONNIE !

11 07 2008
Landon

I AM WEARING PINK TODAY!

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Today I hate that I stayed home again because I was intoxicated once again til early this morning hanging out with my crazy doctor neighbor playing boxing on Wii whoopin her ass and then in a few min going backl over there to drink somemore… i love life and my understanding boss lol

Last night I had irish car bombs for the 1st time and let me tell you this.. never stand up to fast after doing 4 in a row.. that shit aint cute. but they are yummy…

Bailey’s is the devil!

11 07 2008
Landon

HATE hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate…

Yonnie gets like this…

She hasnt had any action in so LONG – she has to use PLEDGE to keep the Dust Bunnies from between her legs…

she still hasnt gotten over Jesse Jackson dumping her… she hit all time low when Al Sharpton wouldnt even let her suck on his man tities!

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Landon Im wearing pink too!!!

I will admit as much as i hate men who wear pink it doenst look that bad on you 😉

11 07 2008
Landon

Mrs Epps –

a hang over ais an excuse to miss work…

in my industry… as a test they take you out DRINKING till 3 in the morning to see hwo you can handle your liquor… YOU better be the one of the first people in the office o rthey will think you can not hand the construction business… Its like an evaulation and i am dead serious!

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

HA well dammit if i went out drinking with my boss again i will be dead.. this man can drink his ass off.. prob the 1st person to truly drink me under the table….he laughs at me when i say i dont wanna go out with him and his wife to the bar.. FUCK THAT!!!

11 07 2008
Jo

I hate people who write in on weblogs about being at home and drinking while I gotta sit at this desk or in meetings all day (let’s be honest–I’m probably going to leave in another hour or two: Happy Friday!).

11 07 2008
Landon

jo:

i feel you and its beautiful out side here in NY its 85 degrees no humidty

but i have to drive up cape cod tonight – going to be a lot of traffic

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Damn My homegirl called and said get my self ready for the following drinks we will be making..i love these names:

-Leg Spreader(Captin Morgan,Malibu,Peach shnapps and pine juice
-Red head Slut(Jagermister,Peach Schnapps, Cranberry juice)
-Juicy Pussy(Peach Schnapps, Bailey’s and OJ)

and she said some other shit..all of these are equally good…i miss my old roomies now and going to Ale house after work on Wed nights…sigh

11 07 2008
Knatural

Landon, are you wearing skinny jeans, too?…

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

lol sorry Jo..guess you should have played sick today…

11 07 2008
Landon

Knatural NO…

but i do like the jeans i am wearing… i look good today…. i think the cleaning lady was tryign to holla at me, lol.. 🙂

Or Mrs Epps you need to learn how to DRINK and get yoru ass to work..

as my dad says if you can’t hang out and make it to work you have not business hanging out

11 07 2008
Jo

I’ve got more than 40 hours of vacation time saved up…soon I won’t have to play sick. 😛 I haven’t decided where I’m going–anyone have any suggestions?

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Naw I could have gone to work that wasnt the issue…I was looking at my time sheets and saw that I had too many sick leave hours and once I go over then that 8 hrs is gone and I wont get paid for it so I took the day off to get my MONEYYYY not cuz i was too hungover to work. There has been plenty a day I went to work still drunk or hungover.

11 07 2008
Landon

bora bora but you have to take me

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Im taking my vaction in 10 days!! Going to the Bahamas for 5 days and then in september Im going to hawaii for 5 days 🙂

11 07 2008
Knatural

Jo – my suggestion is that you donate your vacation time to me; it doesn’t matter that we don’t work together. I want it anyway.

Caribbean’s always nice, and inexpensive.

11 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

this no topic ish is annoying i need something to talk about…Im stuck watching Monk haha

11 07 2008
Yonnie3k

landon, what’s going on in cape cod this weekend? I’m going there next month.

11 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Did you guys hear about the white guy in NC that got fired (ahem, retired) after he refused to fly the flag at half mast in honor of Jesse Helms’ ole racist ass?

11 07 2008
Knatural

Yeah, Yonnie. I heard he quit. It was the only job he ever had (30 yrs) or something. That’s conviction.

11 07 2008
TomatoHead

Wooooow, I cannot believe I posted that. so many grammatical errors…it’s killing me.

Anyway, I only had two vodka/cranberries. I am a serious lightweight.

11 07 2008
Jo

@Landon: If by take you, you mean foot your bill, you might as well keep dreaming.

@Knat: Ditto.

I lived in Hawaii for three years so that’s out, but Bora Bora does sound lovely.

11 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I wanna go to Maldives

11 07 2008
Tiffer

nstinx…BWAHAHHAHAHHAAH

@Chaotic….you got the last laugh so no worries! ^_^ I LOVE how he’s all like…”big things are about to happen”…sir…u did not get a reality tv show AND you can’t SING ( i checked the vid on his myspace…2 funny) and check the comments on his u tube vid LOL

11 07 2008
Knatural

Anyone know where to get the July Vogue Italia – first time featuring all Black models and highlights; including Tocarra from America’s Next Top model!
????

11 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Tiffer…i know, right? I swear I deal with the creepiest/crappiest guys. Well, outside of Landon, despite the fact he wears pink, and lies about his height…

But yea…I want to go to the Bahamas again…I’m craving Conch Salad. I have a friend that lives down there that’s been trying to get me to visit…I’ll probably take him up on his offer soon. Michigan is a drag.

11 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Knat…I was wondering the same thing. Not a fan of ANTM (thats fake modeling, for those of you who don’t know…), but an all black issue? They’d definitely must have my 3 fave girls: Naomi, Liya, and Alek…beautiful black women!

By the way, there’s this new model from DR who’s gorgeous….she was in last month’s Vogue with Chanel Iman and the other teenage model girl (I don’t know her name)…

11 07 2008
chaoticdiva

**For the record, I only read Vogue to stare at the shoes…I just found out (after having the subscription for 6months now) that they actually have people who write articles in it.

I really thought it was all photos. Oh well. The only article I read was about black models in runway shows being sparse.

11 07 2008
Knatural

Fake modeling? It’s an opportunity, right.
The issue is a tribute to Yves St. Laurent, I think; and they’ll definitely have Naomi’s crazy ass, Alek’s black ass, and Liya’s I-married-an-old-man ass, and Tyra, Iman, blah blah blah.
Talking about skinny models has instantly made me hungry…

11 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Knat…Um, I’m a skinny model. I hate modeling, but my jobs pay bills.

But seriously, when I say fake modeling, the show inaccurately portrays the modeling world as drama filled, everybody gets a chance blah blah…glamorizing it for ratings and for more girls to think they have what it takes.

In reality, whether you’re with an agency or not, you have to go through auditions and screenings to see if you’re the right person for the job. It goes for high fashion, runway (which I occasionally do), and even for Promotions (which is my main focus; also called trade show modeling).

I’m with an agency, and when I first signed up with them, I had to send them a headshot and my stats. They send us jobs via email (well, I don’t live in Chicago where my agency is), and we send them an email back or call if we’re interested in the job. Being a Promo Model/brand ambassador is slightly different because they typically need a lot more people to do the jobs (we’re the people that stand around passing out samples representing the company in malls, stores, etc).

I can tell you, they will not book you for a job if you don’t have the look for it. For instance, they never book me for Olay because I’m not older…they typically go for someone who can represent a brand meant for aging women. Yet I’ve done the Dove Real Beauty campaign (geared for teens, tweens, and young women) twice.

11 07 2008
Knatural

Chaotic – I know you’re a model, and I’m not attacking that. My stance is: though ANTM may be “fake”, for entertainment’s sake drama must exist, but, it still remains a viable opportunity for SOME of those girls. Though fake, ANTM has shown me how difficult modeling can be, and how subjective beauty and talent can be. Tocarra is a thick girl gracing the pages of Vogue Italia, a chance she may not have had were it not for that show.

11 07 2008
chaoticdiva

True. And I don’t hate the girls for doing it. I just don’t care for the show falsifying the aspects of modeling.

I mean lets be real, most high fashion models will never do commercials, but they have the girls do them on the show. And most commercial models are shorter.

11 07 2008
Muse

One of my friends works at Italian Vogue and helped implement the all Black issue since Black models are grossly under represented in the industry. Although I have a profound respect for women who manage to make it in such a superficial industry, why would ANYONE aspire to model? What do models contribute to society? If the human race were on the brink of extinction and the survival of mankind was based on picking individuals who would make a significant contribution, models would be dead last on the list. The modeling industry is part of the reason why young women everywhere are starving themselves since they are forced to meet an unrealistic standard of beauty. If I have a daughter end up being beautiful, I will make sure that as part of her development she focuses on her personality and intellect.

11 07 2008
Muse

I agree with knat, although ANTM is the joke of the modeling industry, it gave young women opprotunities to get their face out there. Most of these young ladies probably wouldn’t have a shot in hell on their own.

11 07 2008
Knatural

AHAHAH Muse, I wouldn’t say models make no significant contribution – *insert sarcastic remark about skinny girls finally being good for something*
But I do think the fashion industry is contributing to girls’ low self-esteem. All the “supposed to’s” are determined by fashion, music, tv; women are supposed to be this way, that way, blah blah. I still want that damn magazine though. Muse, use your hook-ups and mail it to me 😀

11 07 2008
Jo

Non-sequitur: AKA convention this Sunday and through next week (I’m watching the news coverage). Plan accordingly.

11 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Muse, Knat…I definitely agree that they do contribute to the lowered self esteem of women. However, what people fail to realize is that some of these girls that you see modeling, were college students just trying to make an honest living, or it took them further. The models that I know have degrees. Its a choice that they made to keep themselves afloat in a country with a dying economy. Honestly, we could say the same things about actors and actresses for the most part being pointless as well as contributing to low self esteem, especially because they promote the use of surgeries, ect to “beautify” themselves, instead of models, who resort to eating healthy and exercising (not in reference to runway models on the coke and starve diet).

11 07 2008
Jo

I don’t feel that modeling is a useless profession, but I would argue that actors and actresses at least produce a product that contributes to society (through film, plays, etc). Modeling is more or less the sale of an ideal/lifestyle and not much else.

11 07 2008
Muse

Actors, Models, and whoever else in the entertainment industry all fall in the same category in my eyes. I can’t understand how someone finds fulfillment by having a career that involved being objectified. I understand some women using it as a route to pay for school but a lot of models end up dropping out of school to pursue that career path full time.

However I do give to people like Tyra Banks, Liya Kebede and Iman so much credit because they used their modeling career as leverage to pursue entrepreneurial opportunities in business. Unfortunately most broad don’t think beyond the pretty pictures and end up coked out by the time their career ends.

11 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Jo: Essentially, models are salespeople. I work for VS, and I know from corporate history, before they were being promoted by supermodels, the business was falling under. So much that the owner decided to sell it.

I work in sales now, and I’m marketing. My modeling experience can get me a higher job because Models are also considered pr people (at least trade show models are).

For some companies, they can raise stock.

11 07 2008
Jen

Women want to be models because they want to be aspirational. Being a model does not bar one from intellectual pursuits or having a personality.

11 07 2008
chaoticdiva

…But like Muse said, there are still the airheads out there that drop out of school and do it just because its a glamorous job. Example: the boneheaded blonde girl that was doing the John Freida Tour…I overheard her conversing with another one of the girls…and her boneheaded conversation (OMG! like everybody keeps asking me if this is like my real hair, and i’m like totally – she was definitely in her 20’s…lol).

Those airheads are what make me hate the industry.

11 07 2008
anjiebaby

MLK’s kids suing each other

Apparently MLK III and Bernice are suing Dexter. Check out the link:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/11/mlk.suit/index.html

What is really going on in the world today?

11 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

I went on an outdoor field trip to the bronx botanical gardens today with priveledge 6 year olds i’m not allowed to yell at. I need drugs. Lots of them, NOW!

11 07 2008
Muse

I’m going to the spa after work then tomorrow I’m getting my hair done LOL. Have a good weekend everyone.

11 07 2008
HeavenLeiBlu

Chris’ brother looks like a lost member of Color Me Badd *ducks and runs*

11 07 2008
Dustin

Is it wrong that I want to do my own “Fancy Feather Dance” with Chris while he’s wearing that gear?

12 07 2008
Knatural

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ HeavenLeiBlu…
oooooooooWooooooOOOOOhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo

12 07 2008
shabooty

for the record the person that gave me my nickname is in jail on drug related charges lol.
then again there are several that have laid claim [from elementary school], staying they’re the one that coined my nickname.
I just kno the dude that’s supposedly locked up now, gave it the best ring, cause he’d essentially say that shit to a DC go-go beat… something along the lines of ..UHHH AHHH SHA BOOTY BOOTY UHH .

no homo.
$

12 07 2008
Sister Toldja

I’m trying to get that Italian Vogue as well! Toccarra is the HOTNESS! She is too damn fine. She is my inspiration, we are the same height and I am gonna be looking like them pics by HU’s homecoming (minus the big ole butt, I can only do but so much). I’m getting closer….

12 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

I gotta bike now, I’m expecting a serena muscle butt by next year this time. Guaranteed I have an eletric hybrid bike so I will have to not use the throttle. And sometimes i have motorcycle aspirations. But i will have more booty by december.

heaven- you are going to hell…. for speaking the truth. lol

12 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Damn I wish I knew how to ride a bike. My nassatol has cleared up some, but I am still below average for a Black girl. I do weight assisted squats EVERYTIME I work out! Damn flat assed parents.

12 07 2008
tfb

jesus christ, you are so fucking hot.

[/objectification]

13 07 2008
Ashley

Nice outfit, in a serious way, long time reader good luck on the fancy feather dance.

13 07 2008
anjiebaby

yo estoy borracha. Me gusta este blog. Estuvo abierta cuando yo llegue a mi cuarto.
Las mujeres negras son “the bomb”. Yo tengo prueba de la fiesta esta noche.

Entonce, yo estoy borracha . . . hasta luego.
Buenos Noches.

P.S. no homo

13 07 2008
Deesigner

You people are a bad influence on me.

Last night involved Patron shots and a stripper pole.

13 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

wait, sister toldja, what kind of horrible childhood did you have that you didn’t have cereal except kix and never learned to ride a bike??????????????????????????

I rode a bike in a dress all through manhattan yesterday. My cooter hurts. My boyfriends bike seat tried to rape me. Bastard bike. My new bike is cute and has an engine in case i get tired but its tires are too small. I look like i’m on a clown bike next to normal bikes. This bike is only for short rides.

14 07 2008
The Professional

i’m finding the feathers kind of sexy :-/

14 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

its raining, i can’t ride my clown bike to work. so sad

14 07 2008
Knatural

AAAAHHAAHAHHAHA…what the hell is going on in the fbook group?

14 07 2008
Jo

ST–I’m right there with you. Believe it or not, my mom is flat-assed one. My dad’s entire family could have been cast as Sir Mix-a-lot’s back-up dancers. My method is bellydancing–it’s a great combination of quad and glute work and ab/oblique madness. Hopefully as my ass develops, my stomach will continue to flatten.

Plus, it makes me feel sexy as hell.

14 07 2008
Jen

Ms. Renoulleau needs to be hosed with holy water.

14 07 2008
www.anythingblack.net

Word thats what it do. Imma be goin to the chi town

http://www.anythingblack.net

14 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ahah umm wtf…yea fb is goeeting wild… Ms. Gen send s me messages like we are bff in this bitch…

14 07 2008
Landon

Gen reoulwhat the fuck sent me a very curious Wall Postintg…

i was not even involved in this dibacle on FB GROUP…

Cant we all just get a long?>

14 07 2008
chaoticdiva

Let me just point out that I did not send her any messages, nothing. She simply became enraged after I exposed her to be the fraud she is. I even told her I wasn’t going to waste my time responding, and she still kept going.

So for the record, I can and will NOT be held responsible for the temper tantrum of an e-ghost.

Thank you.

14 07 2008
chaoticdiva

@ Landon…you didn’t know? You’re my e-lover…

Remember, you’re supposed to be flying me to NYC since I’ve never been there because I can’t afford to go.

LOL. I’m sorry, I can’t help but to be a cynical asshole at times. But for those of you who somehow ended up involved, my apolgies (not that I had anything to do with it). Some people are childish beyond belief, and they should be ignored. Karma is a bitch.

14 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

ahah Genny lenny the cunt sucking skinny. bwhahaha.. gotta love the e-haters…where the new topic.. it should be “WHY SOME WOMEN NEED TO SWALLOW”.

14 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Hahah FB went buck last night. Someone flipped out when caught out there. Sigh, children these days. I can’t believe you guys friended her. She is the reason I thought about enemying people on FB.

Sigh…. long day today.

14 07 2008
Knatural

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA…she’s still at it on fbook, too. And STILL hasn’t removed the photo.

14 07 2008
Sister Toldja

HAHAHAH! WNBT, I had a great childhood. It was just ….different….and I may not have had Trix or Froot Loops, but I had bean pie and fudgecicles, which is way more better.

Jo- WORD? I had some bellydancing VHS tapes back in the day and they were fun but I didn’t stick with it. They have a belly dancing class at me and Bailey’s YMCA. We been meaning to try it, but we always get there too late. But you said the magic words so I might need to get that together!

Facebook people- IGNORE HER!!!!! She will go away!

14 07 2008
Dustin

OMG! Did y’all know there was a website called Rantings of a Creole Princess?

I bet this has been discussed and I missed it. I was gone for two weeks. Still finna be gone cause I’m at a new job and can’t get caught up (not that I don’t miss y’all. You especially, Landon. 😉 )

Please pass judgment on said blog.

14 07 2008
HeavenLeiBlu

I mean, I had no idea that the Creole Cunt was wreaking havoc on the group wall, but can she just be deleted/banned, or would that require that the group be made private? I just looked after noticing the comments here and well, damn. I’ll ign her of course-I mean that’s easy, but it’s clear she’s nuts and it may not work.

14 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Aww I missed you too Dustin. I never got to tell you I’ve gotten Patrice to change his name to Dustin but he insisted on being called Dusti. With an i. Don’t know why.

ST how did you get fudgcicles but no bicycles?????

14 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I’ve been out today, but do we know what happened to Chris today? I hope creolebooty put a root on him (pronounced like foot, not boot). We TOLD him to let us know he was alright in instances like this.

14 07 2008
Landon

My name has been sprouting up on so many different spots… and i have dont NOTHING and SAID NOTHING…

what in the COONERY is going on!

14 07 2008
Merri Lee

Oh no! I’ve been out of town so I haven’t read all 500+ comments. Was Chris kidnapped? Does Creole Skrimps work for the TSA? Good lawd, don’t let him be locked up getting a body cavity search somewhere.

14 07 2008
Jen

Don’t worry. If Single Yellow Creole put the root on Chris, I will deroot him.

I am a direct descendant of the most famous voodoo queen ever to scare the shit out of NOLA.

Take that, take that.

14 07 2008
chaoticdiva

lmao!

15 07 2008
Jo

ST–doooooooo eeeeeetttt!! I can’t stress how fun bellydance classes are. Right now I’m doing DVDs four days a week to retain muscle memory while I search for classes in DC (Mondays I do the glute DVD, so right now I’m stretching post-workout and have a most satisfying burn across my backside and quads 🙂 ).

15 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Aww my cousin knows how to pronounce root. Good teaching, good teaching. Probably should change the spelling to rut but people wouldn’t know what we were talking about.

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