Skinny Jeans

9 07 2008

Dude, what the fuck?!?!?!?

Figure 1: Fucking sick.

There is no single item on earth more unflattering to the human body than goddamn fucking skinny jeans. They’re worse than empire waist tops, flat shoes, man-thongs (with or without crotch stuffing), Castro hats, and all the shit that came out of the 1980s.

Look at Figure 1 above. If you’re a heterosexual man, you did what we hetero men always do when we see a picture of a woman who isn’t fat: you imagined what it would be like to have sex with her*. Anybody notice any similarities between the emaciated frog-bitch pictured above and, say, any household items you might happen to have lying around?

Figure 2: IT’S SCISSORCUNT!

That’s right fellas – Miss AwkardPants is just waiting to slice your cock off during an imaginary sexual escapade about as enjoyable as having your asshole introduced to the business end of Ron Jeremy’s penis on a hot day. White people have pulled a lot of shit in the past, but one of the most enraging habits they have is to celebrate instead of scorn or apologize for their more annoying and oppressive traits/history/customs/etc. Examples include:

  • Thanksgiving
  • Columbus Day
  • Redneck Culture (remember when trucker hats came back?)
  • Flat asses

The flat asses is where the skinny jeans come in. For the past few years, the bull hormones or whatever the hell else Americans have been swallowing in our incredibly overprocessed food has led a remarkably large number of white women to actually start developing asses. And not the big sloppy trailer park ass that used to be as close as whitey could ever get. No, they were actually developing REAL asses (that never quite approached the best of black women’s asses, but they were still fun to grab, so black men told them otherwise so it’d be easier to sleep with them. White women are surprisingly susceptible to empty flattery).

Figure 3: Gat DAMN

Right when they were making some progress, though, they decided to spitefully wrap a big warm white hug around the pancake ass. Now instead of peeking at an increasing amount of acceptable white booty, I instead find myself cringing at the (uncontrollable and immediate) thought of having sex with razor blades and other sharp objects when seeing some underfed bulimic Kate Moss lookalike struggling not to be blown into outer space by the next stiff breeze.

But wait. Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any worse…

Figure 4: BAM!

MALE skinny jeans are the reason I actually started writing this shit in the first place. I was fucking around near Chinatown yesterday and ran into an entire platoon of BLACK DUDES wearing these goddamn pants. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a man wearing skinny jeans that screams “I’m a fucking AIDS victim!”

You never see the male skinny jeans wearer by himself. He’s always with an entire flock (I’d say ‘pack’, but that’s a term more manly than these douches deserve) of 90-pound dudes wearing skinny jeans, white belts, hoodies, and Converse sneakers. They look like Emo dudes with a lot less food and a lot more gay, powering themselves up by talking loudly, confusing their eyes with their clashing colors, and flinging their ambiguous sexuality at everybody.

For every guy wearing skinny jeans, there is an angry father somewhere yearning to punch his ‘son’ in the fucking face.

*Get your heads out of your asses, ladies. This doesn’t mean you’re hot, nor is it flattering. This is just our superficial way of deciding whether or not you suck without actually having to talk to you

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629 responses

9 07 2008
CaliGIRLnDC

This is my very first comment.. ever… and I could not agree more.

I love this site and this post!

Man skinny jeans are the devil… and women are just as grossed out by them as men are…or maybe even more?!?!?!

Skinny jeans for women only work with 4-inch heels and, yep you’ve gotta have some booty.

This is the best site ever and without it, I would not have been introduced to tard-blog, the other highlight of my day. It sucks that you have to ration out the posts

I heart SBPH!

9 07 2008
cavazos

What’s worse are the people who are actually attracted to they Golum-esque guys who wear those skinny jeans

9 07 2008
geekaygee

i detest skinny jeans.
those jeans are made for women with no hips and no bum.
they disguise the features that make a woman a woman.
instead, she looks like a walking box.

as for men who wear skinny jeans…i just know i won’t be dating them.

soon, people will remark about this as bad fashion trend.

9 07 2008
Ms. Kennedy

I just spent the weekend in NY and apparently thats all the men wear there. And the worst part is, as pictured above, the skinny pant worn incredibly low on the hip to create this juxtaposed skinny sag. . . Ugh.
Don’t men have external genitalia?
Where do you put your dick when your pants are that tight?
What’s man camel toe called?

9 07 2008
4m_no_2_dc

male skinny jeans= nut huggers!!!!!!!!!!!

9 07 2008
Nice

I absolutely HATE dudes in skinny jeans. I cant take it. I detest it. I asume that the guy must be homo- because a straight man would NEVER wear a pair of skinny jeans. Just wrong on every level possible.

Now I will admit I do own a few pair of skinny jeans, but they are the kind with the stretch material. Those work better with your curves. Nothin says sexy like a pair of skinny jeans and a nice pair of stilettos.

9 07 2008
T

I totally agree!The only thing that can make it worse is to see the chunky friend who decided that he wanted to dress like his skinny friends. So now it’s a baby t shirt, muffin top, and little ass jeans that you have nerve to sag. SMH

9 07 2008
CaliGIRLnDC

Crying @ “Chunky Friend”
The fatty boy is always sloppy and the sagging/too-tightness makes him look uncomfortable as hell

9 07 2008
vitazza

bawaah hahaaaa ahhh!!! @Male camel toe…..only acceptable if he’s packin ahahaaa!!

9 07 2008
superwoman

wow, serena. wow.

9 07 2008
HeavenLeiBlu

Ls all around. 😦

9 07 2008
activist

I say we burn these people..

amen.

9 07 2008
HeavenLeiBlu

And I’m gay for Serena, hen her hair ain’t all fucked up, that is. 🙂

9 07 2008
SheWhoMustNot BeNamed

I see men clad in skinny jeans quite often around here…and the first thing that comes to my mind is “Where do they put IT?” You know…how do they stuff their man bits into such tiny jeans? This has lead me to my final, and most logical conclusion: they’re all eunuchs. It’s the only possible answer.

On the bright side, if they do have all their parts in working order, a few months of wearing those jeans and the heat that builds up will ultimately render them sterile, thus making it impossible for those morons to breed and pass down their bad fashion tastes.

9 07 2008
Sylph

I call the male camel toe the Ken doll effect. Either they tuck or something else got sacrificed to fit into them jeans. Dude looks like he’s trying to catch a yeast infection.

Can’t wear skinny jeans…it’s not natural.

9 07 2008
vitazza

Sylph Men tucking there bits is suspect…me thinks!! Hahaha @Ken Doll… means no kibbles or major bit so no thanks heh? I do like super slender tall guys tho, in slim fitting jeans hold the lycra and tucking I guess!! lol

9 07 2008
vitazza

@HeavenLieBlu
Yeah I can’t beleive how Sarena has been totally lookin like a Babe these days.
OK Folks
I got no business on here this late. See yall in the real a.m.

9 07 2008
Anonymiss

The other day I was just thinking about how I hate skinny jeans. I live in NYC so there’s an overload of it out here.

I would never wear those shits. They look mad uncomfortable and scream “yeast infection.” I can just sense a stench cloud sitting around the hips of someone rocking skinny jeans. I’d probably have to lay on my bed and zip them up with the help of pliers. I’ll pass. And a lot of ppl that rock skinny jeans ain’t skinny so that “muffin” shit just looks terrible.

I prefer bootcut jeans that have a nice fit.

9 07 2008
klysha

OMG!!!! I was just talking to a friend about this new trend…WTF!!!! I was actually going to write a blog about it but you beat me to the punch….I see these little dudes in flocks (what a great term to describe them!) hanging out in DC all of the time and I don’t understand it. Most of them are much younger than me so I can’t tell if this is a trend for the younger generation or if all the guys wearing this look are just advertising their gay. They always seem to wear them with their rear ends hanging out so I’m wondering whether this is message to other gay guys to come and get it. Either way I just think there is something so very very wrong about this.

9 07 2008
aceklub

I can’t stand these black kids w/ these skinny jeans. Like how can these boys try to confirm their male-ness w/ jeans that tight. It makes it so hard to identify who is gay or not b/c to me tight jeans = gayness to me. Like it makes no sense to me. And there are these high school girls that I advise who actually try to tell me that these jeans are not tight. Are you kidding me… Do these girls like it b/c they have more access to potential jeans that they can wear and match their little boyfriends? Is it worse to have baggy jeans and sag (1990’s) or these tight jeans and sag? I say today’s trend is worse. Can we jjust blame this on Lil’ Wayne as well, just for kicks?

9 07 2008
twelve

i’m glad that men hate these skinny jeans as much as i do. i promise, for the good of mankind, that i will not try to fit my fat ass into them.

9 07 2008
Laurel

Serena looks soooo … well, um, errr, hmmm. Yep.
Great post.

9 07 2008
TomatoHead

Male camel toe= moose knuckle.

And speaking on the saggy vs. skinny jeans on dudes…why don’t you just get jeans that FIT?

Skinny jeans make every woman’s legs look hideously ugly, they are like the anorexic cousin of the tapered jean from the 80s.

9 07 2008
TomatoHead

And about the ladies thinking that they are “hot” because you think about what it would be like to have sex with them: Sorry to burst your bubble, but there are quite a few women out there who prefer not to be seen as walking tits and vagina.

I had one of those days today where the grimiest looking dudes were coming up to me and being all, heeeey gurl, how you doin? and giving me the “elevator eyes”. There is nothing more insulting in this world than basically being told, usually nonverbally, that you are worth nothing more than a quick thought-fuck.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Hey, I wear skinny jeans…only to the club though. They’re not an everyday jean, and they’re hard as hell to find the perfect pair of shoes to match.

9 07 2008
zoso

Aren’t skinny jeans the antithesis of booty?

“Skinny jeans make every woman’s legs look hideously ugly, they are like the anorexic cousin of the tapered jean from the 80s.”

Yep. Yep.

Figure 4 is just plain nasty. Especially when they sag’em. *vomit*

Figure 3: Serena is the jam.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

photo of me in skinny jeans:

No, I did not photoshop my curves. Don’t hate because I’m one skinny girl who actually eats. lol…

*there’s always an exception to the rule.

9 07 2008
Pea

Skinny jeans = not so hot

Male skinny jeans = most %*?&ed piece of clothing in existence….I mean, really??? REALLY????

9 07 2008
puff

i gotta say, i understand where you’re coming from with the skinny jeans situation… nothing upsets me more than the sight of some chicken-ass legs plus bony ass sitting in a pair of skinny jeans in some obscene shade of purple. despite all of that, i still wear em (well, they’re more straight cut than skinny, and they don’t look like i forced saran wrap over my thighs so they bulge for no good reason). why? – unfortunately i do not have junk in the trunk like miss williams (goddamn gene pool), whose ass even i would like to bounce a couple quarters off of… lemme stop. but i do have long legs which the jeans show off to some extent… i’ve had no complaints about my ass looking rearranged in them so far, so until it’s accceptable for me to just run around naked like we do in africa, i’ll stick with my jeans.

9 07 2008
puff

@ tomatohead i hope you gave that motherfucker a slap worth his while – actually, he was probably not worth more than the evil eye. i hate when men think they have the right to stare salaciously at your breasts like you grew a pair especially for them, and that the rest of you does not exist. idiots…

9 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

the official term for a group of young gay men is gaggle thank you, not flock. Gaggle of gays

9 07 2008
puff

@ wnbt i love you, that just made my day

9 07 2008
vitazza

wnbt..I have now taken that term and will use gaggle….all day long hahaa

9 07 2008
Kraig

I agree… I CANNOT STAND THE APPEARANCE OF SKINNY JEANS ON PEOPLE OF COLOR…pretty much skinny jeans are not made for people of color…especially those with hips, thighs, @ss, and prodigious endowments. It especially sickens me to see grown @ss men (thugs included) wearing skinny jeans…

9 07 2008
Kraig

@ willnotbetelevised

Re: Gaggle of Gays

PRICELESS!!!!

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

*continues to rock skinny jeans*

9 07 2008
Elaine

I LOVE skinny jeans! I agree they only look good with heels. Guys DO NOT look good with skinny jeans…it’s way too weird.

LOL @ the “Ken doll” effect. Most guys just stuff it down their leg. The most shocking case of the male skinny jean I witnessed, was at a festival last year. The lead singer of the Kings of Leon literally looked like he had to be sewn into his jeans. He was BO-KNEEE!! wow, I never knew it was possible.

Kraig, its funny you say you can’t stand the appearance of skinny jeans on people of colour. I do love a pair of skinnies but they never seem to fit my bum right. When I go a size up, the booty’s fine but the leg isn’t. I guess they weren’t really made for our shape. Any recommendations of jean cuts/styles ladies???

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Elaine…I had to go to some shop in White Plains, NY to find the perfect pair…well, i also have a 35″ inseam, so you may be able to find jeans easier than I did.

But the best thing I can tell you is to go for trial and error. Also, buy stretch. I know my size comes with room for love handles, but i got lucky that time around with those jeans.

You can always get them tailored to fit as well.

9 07 2008
Angry IV

My fiancee happens to own a pair of skinny jeans built for black women…the leg portion is skinny but with adequate hip and buttock room.

Male skinny jeans are for Emo-Kill-Myself people, and thusly I find hilarious. Jeans too tight? Kill yourself! Hahahaha Emo losers!

9 07 2008
Angry IV

@ChaoticDiva – she also only wears them out…she told me the same thing about them not being an everyday jean, also claiming that they make you look like you have “ostrich feet” with the wrong shoes on.

9 07 2008
Angry IV

and aceklub brings up a good point – young black males sagging their tight-ass jeans…I mean come on dudes…you aren’t nor should you aspire to be Lil’ Wayne.

9 07 2008
Kraig

@ Elaine, my point exactly, these jeans just aren’t made to “accomodate” us at all…Stick with jeans that accentuate your figure, but not suffocate you at the same time…trust me their are plenty..

I once tried on a pair one time, and ended up ripping them before i could put them all the way on (and this particular pair was my waist size, so what does that tell you?)

9 07 2008
Jo

I have one pair of skinny jeans and will, like Puff, continue to rock them. I broke the bank when it comes to long legs, though I’ll admit that the booty is modest, at best.

However, skinny jeans on men are a no-no. And those damned white stud-belts….don’t even get me started.

9 07 2008
Deviant

Skinny jean wearers should be stoned with the most jagged rocks possible. They never look good. No exceptions

9 07 2008
Jo

@Deviant:

….

I don’t want to be stoned.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

*puts on skinny jeans, builds brick wall in front*

I have a right to rock skinny jeans. And I look good in them.

Although, I only wear them out, and they do look horrible with low heels and flats.

9 07 2008
Jo

*joins Chaotic behind the wall. prepares for maelstrom*

Damn straight.

9 07 2008
Elaine

Thanks Chaotic Diva. Jean shopping can be a bit of a pain. Here in the UK most of the high street shops cater to skinny girls and the cuts are a bit shapeless too. Maybe I need them applebottom jeans…boots with the furrrr.

Yes Angry IV! They really do give you ostrich feet haha teamed with ballet pumps. Hmm…I’m starting to re-think my whole look.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

One day soon you will hear a story of a black man who went David Banner in a mall and ripped a “gaggle” of young dudes with sagging skinny jeans apart with his bare hands. I’ll leave a contact where you can donate to my legal fund.

When we wore baggy stuff I understood how they could slip and and a dude would have to adjust so his boxers weren’t showing. Or ignorant dudes just left them out. I do not understand young dudes in skinny jeans pulling them down to show their boxers. THEY TIGHT!!!! Ain’t no sag in them jeans.
These cats are making an effort to have their ass out. I’ve heard a gay man call that gay.

9 07 2008
Vanita

LMAO @ Male camel toe = Moose Knuckle!!!

I have on skinny jeans today!! And I thought I couldnt wear them because they werent made for black booty…But I have mine one with some cute sandals. And I dont care either, because Im comfy 😛

9 07 2008
ninabrown

i only own two pair. and they are accompanied best with open toe heeled sandals. flats-eww! and yes, i too only wear them to a club.
as for those geeky teenage, mostly caucasian here in vegas, eww! yeast infection?!

9 07 2008
Vanita

And yea, I think Im losing some weight cuz the skinny jeans arent as tight as they normally are…I keep having to pull them up today…weird…

9 07 2008
Amadeo

I will say this in favor of sistas who can wear skinny jeans…they cause less accidents and confusion then when sistas with too much ass where wearing low cut jeans….that was a rough season.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

*were

9 07 2008
The Angriest

Skinny jeans on hot women is acceptable sometimes in my book. But skinny jeans on men is just too 1970ish-1980ish. I suppose most of you are too young to remember the fact that tight, ball crushing jeans was the style back then… maybe not. Either way… I do agree that tight jeans on a man is just an accentuation of faggetry. Meanwhile, the skinny jeans on white/ASIAN women is simply an attempt to accentuate what ass (or lack there of) they have. These are the women who missed the steroid (make big butt big boobs big hips) train that was so eloquently stated in the post above.

Meanwhile I’m going to take this to the next level. These kind of trends shows just how stupid the majority of the population is… because i know damn well many of these “fashionable” items either hurt like hell or itch like fuck when they wear them. What dude (packing a normal package) can stand wearing tight ball busting nut noosing dick smashing crouch crushers without his voice raising two or three octaves and his testosterone levels dropping? Whatever happened to normal loose fitting jeans?

Mad….

9 07 2008
stuffgirlslike

Well I have heard about this trend starting from New York, I think they just showing off that they have packages. Have you seen the trend to strip off to the boxers and then take a photo with the bone showing on other websites?

Chris, I have been getting some hate male from your friends at men are better than women.

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

9 07 2008
Amadeo

“ball busting nut noosing dick smashing crouch crushers”

Verily

9 07 2008
Vanita

No, I have seen some guys wearing TIGHT ASS JEANS around the streets in Chinatown. I am so very angry to see this because
1.) the guys are so f-kin skinny or so f-kin fat that Im grossed out to even give them the ‘wtf’ face
2.) THEY HAVE the NERVE to sag them BELOW the butt cheek to show off some pair of boxers that matches their shoes. WTF.

Now, I’ve seen a skinny jean properly executed, this was usually by a skater dude or a very fashionable homosexual (who I absolutely adore). But most times, no, I HATE skinny jeans on guys.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Yes, when I see a man in skinny jeans I automatically think “gay”.

Trust, my gay guy friends wear that shit. Rocked with polos.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

goddammit.. where is shabooty to defend himself?????

If you take the time out to check out his pics you will notice this NEGRO wearing skinny jeans.. men who wear skinny jeans scare the shit out of me..If I see another Kanye West wanna-be wearing skinny jeans im gonna shoot myself!!

Personally i like skinny jeans they are cute with some stillettos and not everyone can wear them!!! I usually wear regualr ass jeans from GAP(dont hate).

Sorry shabooty for putting you on blast…still love you boo 🙂

9 07 2008
The Angriest

So let me get this straight. These fucking bastards are not only buying these so called “skinny” jeans and then pulling them down below their butts? SHOWING THEIR FUCKING BOXERS?!?!?!? BAGGY JEANS WITH THE BOXERS SHOWING WAS BAD ENOUGH. IN FACT ITS BEEN A 15 year epidemic… YES 15 YEARS.

These punk ass parents have the nerve to allow their kids (yes 25 year old kids who have no fucking sense to dress themselves properly) to walk the streets looking a hot mess. Someone hand me a Barrett 50 cal. Its time to do work.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Skinny jeans are for gay men…

the end.

all my gay friends wear that shit and they loook HOTT… just FIERCE!!

9 07 2008
Vanita

@ the angriest – make sure you hit up chinatown. call me when your there so I can laugh.

9 07 2008
Cola (Dynamic Diva)

I am so damn glad that I haven’t seen a man in Skinny Jeans! But then I haven’t been out lately so..

9 07 2008
Vanita

Mrs. Epps – But *most* gay men can wear anything and still be fierce. Ex – the pic on SBPH facebook group. Need I say more???

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

true true@ Vanita…

where is Landon i bet he has some skinny jeans in his closet J/k 😉

9 07 2008
The Angriest

You know… when I was younger, I remember my parents and my grandparents complaining about what young people wore back then, saying the trend was sloppy and ridiculous looking. THen I didn’t understand what they were talking about, but reflection has bestowed upon me the complete stupidity in which the trends were taking back then. However, today… the trends are far worse. And this skinny jeans shit is absolutely unacceptable.

Since these trends seem to come out of New York and LA… both of those cities need to be nuked from the ground up, so we can rid ourselves of these idiots who start them. Then, we need to reprogram all these fools who just don’t seem to see that these trends are not only illogical but also uncomfortable as well.

Save the women who wear these skinny jeans well with a nice pair of HIGH HEEEEEL SHOES.

9 07 2008
Saun

I think skinny jeans are cool on women as long as they find the right pair for their body type. Just cause True religion makes them doesn’t mean that you should wear them. I rock skinny jeans but I’m a designer so I can make my own to fit by body. I hate low rise anything and I can’t stand when pockets are on your legs and not your ass.

I think the skinny men jeans ae popular among a much younger crowd, especially here in NYC. I asked a kid once why they wear them. He told me it’s the “hip-hop meets skater meets rock” look. Straight as can be, he saw nothing wrong with it.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

@ The Angriest

15 years…between that and the 80’s reference you have fully reminded me that I am getting older.

Everytime I tell these kids they’re wearing some 80’s shyt (and not the best of it) I get 5 gray hairs.

9 07 2008
The Angriest

Unfortunately Amadeo, I am suffering from the same crap. When bellbottoms came back into style a few years ago… I knew it was almost time for our “retro” style to come back, with ours being the 80s. (sigh) Why can’t these people innovate something? Instead of reverting back to this bullshit retro style, innovate something new. Gosh! Between these brainless designers, asshole lawyers, worthless celebrities, and money hungry, patent holding companies… we seem to be caught in this vicious cycle of “LETS GO RETRO!”

Morons.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

*shoots kid with the fishtank platforms*

damn Spice Girls…

9 07 2008
The Angriest

AND… to add more shit… how is one going to skateboard in tight jeans that only allow a limited range of motion due to fabric rigidity? Its completely illogical. I had a skateboard back in the day… and the clothes I wore (despite the fact that we were poor as hell and my parents couldn’t afford much more) were a size bigger so that I would grow into them. And yes… they developed holes from the numerous falls I incurred.

The whole “Skateboard meets rock meets hip hop meets faggetry” statement is fucking illogical and commercialized. These people can’t even think for themselves.

Anger Level 8/10

9 07 2008
Jen

I have never purchased a pair of skinny jeans in my life.

I have about 2 pairs of the exact same jeans, plus another pair of the same cut in a darker shade of denim, 1 alternate style and a final pair my sister gave me because she purchased them too small for her.

All boot cut; medium low rise. That is the only style of jean I will ever wear in my entire life.

Chaotic Diva – those are NOT skinny jeans. If you have room to breathe or flex your ass cheek muscles, they are NOT skinny jeans. They are tapered jeans.

And, I am glad I live, not in yankeeville or hippieland, but the wonderful land where men are men and men do NOT wear skinny jeans. God blessed Texas with his own hand.

9 07 2008
Jo

@Chaotic

fishtank platforms….dead.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Jen…skinny jeans on me look like they’re tapered. I’m so small, they actually don’t sell my size in stores.

9 07 2008
The Angriest

In Texas you can shoot people in the back and get away with it. So its understandable that there are mostly steers with a few queers.

9 07 2008
Jen

We have queers, but our queers are men. Again, God bless Texas.

And CHAOTIC DIVA–good lawd, child, how small are you?? They make 00s!!!

9 07 2008
Roger

I frakkin’ hate skinny jeans. I also hate saggy jeans. Both are stupid.

9 07 2008
Landon

@jen we already know you are cheap :)_

look if a girl with a nice body wants to rock sknny jeans so be it.. who am i to judge you…

but i will judge a man wearing them…

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

like i stated before Landon has a pair of skinny jeans in his closet..

9 07 2008
Landon

@CHAOTIC:

UMMM YOU HAVE LOVE HANDLES…. did you not read the pre-nup???? love handles before birthing your second child and before the age of 36 1/2 is a breach of contract and allows me to divorce you…. so do you have love handles?

Ne and I might have to leave you!

9 07 2008
Landon

chaotic:

thats more like it — i got scared whn you mentioend love handles

9 07 2008
Landon

Mrs Epps:

just because you caught your man in the movies with skinny jeans on with DUSTIN dont get mad at me…

9 07 2008
Jo

hahaha…roger wrote frakkin’.

9 07 2008
Esquire

I had a pair of skinny jeans. Because Im skinny and have just enough antbite to not look ridiculous…or so I thought.
My husband: “You spent what?? On those???”
He has since banned them from the house. That was last year…I thought these were out of style now?…

BTW: Thanks Chris, for the info on the empire tops. My husband said he secretly hated them too. (sigh)

9 07 2008
Kraig

@ Angriest

“The whole “Skateboard meets rock meets hip hop meets faggetry” statement is fucking illogical and commercialized. These people can’t even think for themselves.”

AMEN

When will this generation learn generate anything creative, refreshing, and new for future generations to look back on? It’s like we are moving in one big circle…what’s next: Retro 90’s wear?

****shakes head***

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

bwhahahahhaha@ Landon… if my man wears skinny jeans you wear dresses in the comfort of you own home ahhaha J/k..which reminds of this guy that walks around in bethesda with this short short pink skirt on.. its creepy because i mean he’s a dude and he’s like 60! ahahah

9 07 2008
Vanita

LOL @ Jen – All people from Texas SWEAR their state is better that the whole country anyway.

Does anyone remember the baby doll/half jackets a couple of seasons ago? It was the RAGE in philly, and you’d have FAT girls walkin down the street in the dead of winter rockin these half jackets that only covered a nipple. With the damn furry ass boot. get the f-k otta here.

9 07 2008
creativecat

What’s really scary is ankle zippershave come back! What next acid wash?

I’ve actually seen more GUYS wearing skinny jeans than girls. The guys I see in skinny jeans are usually also wearing a t-shirt two sizes too small (often a ladies shirt) and eyeliner. I like to laugh at them.

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9 07 2008
Vanita

OMG!!! i SAW acid wash jeans in chinatown!!! Ya know, all those kids that hangout down there are kinda weird. and they are all black. They are like the weird/alternative/anything goes kinda kids. The guys are mostly gay, and the girls…I dont know about the girls.

9 07 2008
Omar

Chinatown in DC = Site of all things unholy, it is wear common sense and civilization go to die a horrible commercial death.

What gets me is that some of them have the audacity to think that they are thugs, knowing if they ever got chased by the police they would be caught in a second. All the police have to say is catch the nucca in the purpla and orange shirt that can’t walk because he has no circulation and his pants are falling

IN the 90s we wore loose fitting clothes, no perms or Mohawks, no bright colors (except the occasional red to go with the Jordans), and athletic sneakers that were almost always laced up. Perfect attire for running from th police (who would chase you whether you did something or not).

9 07 2008
Vanita

The bad thing is that they mix in with the workin YT’s, and I think they sorta scare them a bit…

9 07 2008
Esquire

OMG GOOOOD The only thing I hate worse than furry boots and Uggs are those loud ass colors that kids are wearing now.

WTF…ITs like the more fucking colors the better. Please someone stop the madness. I dont watch BET so I dont know if thats whats on in the videos or what. But the shit must stop. We should have some sort of world summit about it

9 07 2008
Jen

All you women who wear skinny jeans–PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT!!

I can’t do skinny jeans for the same reason I can’t do strappy stiletto sandals. They are just not practical. I don’t even understand how people get them on. A year or so ago, I went shopping with my girlfriend, and she convinced me to try some on. I tried to put on the size I ordinarily wear–felt like I was going to have a panic attack trying to get them up. Two sizes later, I found a pair I could pull up, but there was a gap around the entire perimeter of my hip/waist area. I was like…WTF?

So that you understand how ridiculous this is, my thighs only barely touch at one centimeter stretch down their length–and this is at my “chunkiest”. I am NOT thick by any understanding of the word. So, were they supposed to come with accompanying KY lubricant? I am so confused.

9 07 2008
Vanita

Omar – clearly you do not remember cross colors of the 90’s. Because that was a time where LOUD NEON colors were in. I used to see brothas rockin purple jean shorts. come on now.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

smh at the 1/2 jackets….that is the point of that shit… so 1/2 your body stays warm?

9 07 2008
Landon

All i know about in NYC for the young girls 14-18… apparently if you arent Bi you are cool…

Sleeping with girls now in high school is how BEst Friends apparently (become best friends)…. i have no idea where our country or world is going but it cant be good… (not that i have an issue with homosexuality)

but when peer pressure is the reason behind it instead of just thats who you are — i have an issue…

my best friends lil brother was telling me that guys were buying female skinny jeans (bigger sizes of course) because male skinny jeans are much more expensive… WHAT THE FUCK ?????

do i need to dust of my thriller leather jacket with all the zippers?

9 07 2008
Landon

if you arent Bi your not cool is what i meant to say!

9 07 2008
Jen

Oh, Esquire. Prepare to hate me. I was an Ugg wearer in undergrad. I wore them the second it became remotely cold and continued wearing them until you could wear shorts outside.

Worse still, I frequently wore them with leggings.

Please do not hate me.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

does anyone else hate the rainboot craze? FUCK RAIN BOOTS its cute when your a little ass kid but.. grown folks with rain boots…stop that shit

i also hated the short jean skirt and the long john pants craze WTF!

9 07 2008
Landon

@ jen:

you just sound like sexyness is just not you….. please tell me you at least have a sexy swagger…./?????

i am concerned!

9 07 2008
www.anythingblack.net

dude i love girls in skinny jeans. its a weakness. now for the dudes..smh

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

bwhahahahhaha@ Thriller leather jacket!!! my ex had one he use to wear back in the day…he wears it on halloween n shit

9 07 2008
The Angriest

LOUD COLORS…. THIS IS THE RETURN OF THE EARLY 90s!!!! GOOD GOD! ITS OVER. People are stupid… commercialization has zombified them and there is no turning back.

You know what, all this talk reminds me of the biblical stories of Sodem and Gomorrah and the Tower of Babel.

We’re doomed. LOL!

9 07 2008
Vanita

LMAO @ Landon…Leave Jen alone!

@ Mrs Epps, I used to have the CUTEST rainboots before everyone started rockin them, this was like in 03-04(I remember cuz I was soph @ temple). They were in the design of a Ladybug, with its head on the top, and I had an umbrella to match! I was sooooo pressed when it rained, everyon @ Temple HATED me for all of spring…And I had some black and white cow ones LOLOL

9 07 2008
Jen

Landon, I have good bone structure and am small-framed. I wear whatever the fuck I want to–frequently shit that does not match or clothing I have owned since middle school–and people think I am being trendy because I am somewhat “modelesque” in physical appearance. I get away with wearing shit that no human being should get away with for this reason. I have no swagger to speak of. I walk into walls and fall down stairs.

9 07 2008
Omar

@Vanita – I vaguely remember that, I think the late 90s was stuck in my head, in the early 90s I was in middle school and fashion was whatever was on sale.

9 07 2008
Vanita

LMAO@ Jen!! I have no swagger to speak of. I walk into walls and fall down stairs.

How tall are you?

9 07 2008
Jen

I’m above average in height, but not tall. 5’7 1/2″

9 07 2008
creativecat
9 07 2008
Landon

we need measurments — its hard to explain swagger in females sometimes… for instance there are some girls who i do not find attractive but their swagger can make them SEXY as hell… they way they talk walk dress (does not mean dress like a whore)…. and attitude (not a bad one) just gives a girl an aura sometimes…

9 07 2008
Ethel

Are skinny jeans a backlash to the extreme baggy hanging-around-one’s-knees-underwear-showing pants of the 90’s/early 21st century? Not sure they look flattering on anyone, which is why when the women I know that wear them, they also wear a large jacket or sweater that goes down past the booty due to self-consciousness. This is a shame cuz according to some fashion articles I’ve read, the skinny jean is coming back. So buy those boot cut jeans now, quickly while you can find them!

Just to clarify:
a flock of skinny jeans

And just so you know, it’s:
a mall of queens
a flannel of lesbians

9 07 2008
aceklub

It is crazy out here in DC b/c dudes in DC were already known for wearing slim jeans or at the very least those relaxed fit jeans. However, they are taking this too far. To me, at least the gay guys wear them properly meaning they are not showing their boxers. For these DC bammas to rock them w/ the smedium v-neck tshirt and their 992 (new balance sneakers) is just screaming “Don’t let the dirty dreads fool you, I am gay”

9 07 2008
Omar

@Ethel – but they wear the skinny jeans around their knees too, it is like they took the worst things in each decade and combined them all.

9 07 2008
Bailey Blues

I like skinny jeans for girls (as long as you don’t have muffin-top). I have a few pair myself.

Now, skinnys for guys are gross! I can see your entire package and it’s hella offensive. And the 2520 dudes in Brooklyn are extreme. It’s like there is a hipster uniform. Dirty ass keds, skinny jeans, a raggedy ass plaid thrift store shirt and an asymmetrical cut. That shit is not cute! And they try to be different so bad that they all look alike. Not to mention, most of them make dough…you don’t have to look like you’re homeless just to fit in.

I think hate Williamsburg…

9 07 2008
PrettyPiscesGirl

Lawd, so I come back from my hiatus (long week in Vegas last week) to THIS…the hideous skin-ty jean. WHY those things were ever revived is beyond me. They look horrible even on skinny girls…I always think, “Yeah, way to flaunt/showcase your obvious anorexia, sweetie”. Guys wearing them…get automatically put into the “ghey” column, whether or not they actually are. No self-respecting man I know would ever be caught in jeans that tight…they like their nuts to be able to breathe.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

“Don’t let the dirty dreads fool you, I am gay”

BWHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yes yes yes.. DC dudes esp the black ones rock the shit outta skinny jeans like it was crack…and have those ugly ass Kanye West glasses and the neon pink, yellow, green shirts WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF they are like a walking glow stick esp the dark ones.

9 07 2008
Jen

I have no clue what my post-pregnancy measurements are. I tried to take them myself when I was providing info for a bridesmaid dress for a friend’s wedding, and was promptly cursed out at the fitting because I overstated my size. I wear a size 1 to 4 depending on the brand of clothing, though.

P.S. the word “smedium” is the most genius ever to be produced by the human race. I was at a BBQ this weekend and some Californian strolled through looking for chicken sausage (FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!) in a tight-ass shirt, and all I could do was snicker and think, “SMEDIUM!”

9 07 2008
Saun

The key to a black woman in skinny jeans is “stretch”. If they don’t have lycra then you are kidding yourself. We are too shapely for anything not to have stretch.

@Esquire – I call them “skittles kids”. They like to taste the damn rainbow with all them colors on at once.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

i bet you neon colored fanny packs are gonna come back in style..smh

9 07 2008
Bailey Blues

Every pair of jeans I own need to have stretch. It won’t fit the booty if they don’t.

9 07 2008
Saun

@Mrs.Epps – In places where you walk alot you need rain boots (for when it actually rains). Otherwise you will fuck up your good shoes. Wearing them when it’s not raining does make you look like a fool though.

9 07 2008
aceklub

Now Ladies in skinny jeans is definitely a good look if she has the body for it…especially those Parasuco’s. When I first got to Temple univ. and saw all these DC uuurreeaa girls rocking their Suco’s, I thought every DC girl had a phat booty and I need to move ASAP.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Smedium….i heart you….whats up with dudes that wear little boy tight shirts…not cute…not a muscle shirt but a young ass shirt!! ARGHHHH

9 07 2008
Landon

If i see a mutha Fucka Rocking Karl Kani — I might DROP KICK THEM IN THE CHEST>>.. i dont care if its a black company !!!

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

I kissed a girl once when I was tipsy out of sheer frustration with my dating record and well…

I LIKE MEN.

I think its normal to experiment to some aspect, pero doing just to do it (which I know some females I went to high school are like that), its not cool.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

smh@ Parasucos..gag..i miss Sergios though

9 07 2008
Breez

Skinny jeans on men is only surpassed in hellaciousness by those spandex/half a damn turtleneck/short sleeved shirts dudes used to wear in the 90s. I can’t be the only one who remembers those.

Oh yeah, also, every male fashion choice in the Kanye/Pharrell “Number One” video. The nut huggers and tight button downs ran rampant.

Skinny jeans on women don’t bother me as much – that is, if they buy them in their size. The muffin top/backfat spillage is just a bit too much. I think people forget that a part of fashion is to find clothes that flatter your body type.

9 07 2008
Omar

I’m going to get a paint ball gun and drive around shooting people in the ass until they pull their pants up… DC Sniper part II

9 07 2008
Landon

caotic — we r going 2 work wheres Ne ?

9 07 2008
Saun

I’m waiting for Cross Colors to make a comeback. Cause when they do I will know for sure that the end of the world is officially here.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Jen…00 at most of the places I shop never come in longs (again, 35″ inseam)…I mean shit, how can you have supermodels advertise for you and I wear the same size that they do?

I hate vanity sizing. For instance, when I was in high school, i wore a 2 at both the gap and express and it was tight on me. Now the 0’s at both stores can accommodate someone who used to wear a size 6.

9 07 2008
Bailey Blues

Why don’t men know that “saggin” started in jail and that saggin your pants meant you were gay and ready??? Maybe if they had a man in their life, they would know. And I’m sure once they found out (since most dudes are so homophobic) they would correct that shit immediately!

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…lol…I dunno where Miss Ne is this lovely morning.

by the way, everybody, my hair is soo cute! this lady from John Freida (Chloe) from the UK did it in these little spiral curls…she showed me how to work my natural curl. When I get the before/after photos, i’ll post them in my blog (which is what my link leads to).

9 07 2008
PrettyPiscesGirl

“And, I am glad I live, not in yankeeville or hippieland, but the wonderful land where men are men and men do NOT wear skinny jeans. God blessed Texas with his own hand.”

Co-frickin-sign at this right here!

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

gotdamn…size 00 girl come to dc and i’ll get you some wings fromt he carry out with fried rice and tons of mambo sauce!!! we gotta get you in a size 6 atleast hahah j/k 🙂

9 07 2008
Landon

mrs epps dont be trying to fatten her up..

she good…

9 07 2008
The Angriest

Omar… Barrett 50 Cal.

9 07 2008
Jen

Hm…I never shopped at the Gap or Express as a kid because their clothing was always too big for me.

Yeah, you’re not going to find jeans that fit you in stores.

They will fit in the waist/hips/thighs, but be a wee high. That is the story of my life. All I can suggest for truly skinny skinny jeans for a small woman with long legs is Guess. They did the job for me 15 lbs ago, and I would assume they make skinnies now that they’re so in…but, I didn’t mind my jeans stopping around about my ankles, either, because I always wore flip-flops. You are probably more discerning.

9 07 2008
Landon

damn a .50 Cal!!!!!!

9 07 2008
aceklub

I found this quote from someone on facebook who dedicated a photo album to highlight his disgust w/ tight jeans trend. It read…

“I blame women for dudes walking around like this. Why? All it takes is one group of cute girls in every city to start ridiculing boys waddling around like this publicly, and this will disappear faster than crystal meth around trailer trash”

Now, I know this will get the girls on here riled up but this was kinda the point Chris was highlighting w/ his Women post from a week or two.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

haha Landon… no one is tryna fatten up anyone i just wanna feed her hahha just liek everyone wants to feed grimm and creole booty hahaha…

but since Chaotic is my road dog.. its all good i’ll let her stay skinny 🙂

9 07 2008
Omar

The POWER of the P.U.S.S.Y….

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

lmaoooo@ Ace….man i hate saggy pants.. lucckily my man is over 25 now and has passed that phase in his life…my ex who is now 33 wears them saggy shits.. makes him look like he’s wearing Depends ahha

no one wants to see your draws!

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Omar….thats why every mutha-fucka likes to dress fly

At one point in time, I kind of dug the best of both worlds album. smh.

9 07 2008
Landon

So Ace are you saying women are the start of all EVIL starting from EVE until now…

is that what you are saying?????

9 07 2008
Omar

@CD – Yeah, unfortunately me too, I share your shame.

9 07 2008
aceklub

@ Landon
I am not gonna take it there unless you plan to have my back b/c some of these girls are feisty. Just stating the point that Omar made…the Power of the P.U.S.S.Y can have these guys doing some crazy ish, as CDiva and mrs. Epps has demonstrated (your welcome on the blog shoutout).

Aside, Best of Both World would have sold crazy units if it wasn’t for the R. Kelly situation…dang, that was so long ago. Dayum shame that the case just got to trial in 2008.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…thats right about me. I am pretty evil. But my cuteness makes up for it.

9 07 2008
Omar

Unfortunately female intervention may not work because they are also dressing crazier than ever and besides a lot of these guys are gay they just don’t admit it.

Soon nothing will mean they are gay, Lil Wayne kissing a man doesn’t mean he’s gay…

…One scary day in the future there will be a new R. Kelly tape of him getting butfucked like Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction by an underage boy and THAT won’t mean he’s gay.

No offense to gay people but the bright side is none of these little mofo’s will be reproducing if they don’t come to the realization that they are gay they will have a low sperm count from gradual testicular crushing due to holding up their tight ass pants at the crotch with an improperly used tight ass metallic belt.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

I must note that Baggy Jeans were very good for hiding weapons…but you had to wear a belt to be able to secure sed weapon and if your pants were falling you couldn’t fight/run/or jump fences properly.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

hey now

i will admit women do start wars.. but men should be so trigger happy

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ amadeo…you can’t jump a fence, let alone get a full leg span on too tight jeans either.

9 07 2008
Landon

ace – I AINT SCARRED!!!

If i can handle Ne and Chaotic… you good…

plus i think MUSE is in meetings all day…. so it shouldnt be too bad,,,

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

shouldnt*

9 07 2008
The Angriest

I agree with Chaotic Diva. Again your range of motion is hindered by rigid fabrics.

Mrs. Epps… women shouldn’t be so quick to mouth off either. Men might shoot them first. LOL

9 07 2008
Amadeo

@ Chaotic Diva

Exactly…so when I flip out in a shopping mall and start brutalizing these tight, skittles wearing young dudes there will be no escape.

9 07 2008
Landon

@ chaotic you right tight ass jeans you cant get yoru leg up or get full speed in those things…. but at least they will keep you from cramping like spandex, lol

9 07 2008
Jen

Omar, I like you. You’re an optimist!

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

true true Angriest

9 07 2008
Jo

@ Chaotic

That’s why I always loved those track pants with the snaps down the side. Not very fashionable, but you can bet your ass a man with a pair of ’em on wasn’t gonna be caught by the 5-0.

9 07 2008
Monie

The worse fashion crime in recent times was commited by Amy Whinehouse by wearing skinny jeans.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ jo…yea, i loved my sweat pants. I just outgrew lengthwise all of my sweats, except for like 1 pair.

9 07 2008
Randy Watson

1. White women with ass started popping up a few years ago. I termed it, “the new phenomena.”
2. I know I’m going to get lambasted for this but, I LOVE white women with ass. I’m sorry.
3. I fucking hate skinny jeans. Do men not see how fucking ridiculous they look walking the street in them?
4. When I see men or women walking around them I do throw up in my mouth a little.
5. Finally, what the fuck is up with dudes wearing capri pants? And tight ones too! Someone tell me something! There is no fucking excuse for that. I see it in NYC all the time.

To summarize. White women with ass, good. Skinny jeans and capri pants and white women with flat asses, bad.

Sexual Chocolate. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

i also outgrew length wise all ym sweats…but i have one pair of Ekco sweat gray and pink ones that i find myself wearing every other day hahaha

9 07 2008
Omar

@Jo – Just don’t let one of the buttons get caught on the fence post then they be running around half butt naked with his pants hanging from the fence.

Amy Whinehouse is like the embodiment of tragedy…

9 07 2008
The Angriest

Amy Whinehouse needs to just O.D. on a hard drug and get it over with already. Because that woman disgusts me to no end.

NOW SHE makes me want to puke whenever my eyes lay sight on her torrid presence.

9 07 2008
Jo

Ugh. I love Amy Winehouse’s music, but she’s like an anorexic hobo.

If nothing else good comes from it, she’s a walking PSA against crack.

9 07 2008
Monie

And…why are all of the older guys acting like they didn’t wear tight ass Levis back in the 80’s. Even rappers wore tight jeans then. Lol

9 07 2008
The Angriest

MONIE… you’re right. Run DMC anyone? How about Curtis Blow… yes…

“Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge………”

9 07 2008
Felinda

Skinny Jeans – never had one and will never in a million years buy one.
I was shopping one day and the sales person told me to try the new skinny jeans (every one seems to be wearing skinny jeans at that time). I politely said thank you but i don’t want to look like a walking bamboo stick…

9 07 2008
Amadeo

Don’t ever feel bad about digging her music…if I kept my collection restricted to decent human beings I’d have to throw out a lot of classics.

If I got rid of the addicts (current, od’ers, and recovered) I might not have any music.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

amy crackhouse..eh

9 07 2008
Jo

lol @ Amadeo. So true. I don’t want to get rid of my copy of Whitney Houston’s self-titled album. Remember how beautiful she was bald on the cover?

9 07 2008
Monie

Oh my!…..Curtis Blow = Jheri Curl and Tight ass Levis…*faints at the thought*

9 07 2008
Lia

I cannot and will not get into the skinny jean craze. It was not made for a girl with my proportions. My waist is far too mall and my hips/ass are not proportioned to my waist. Add that I am also a runner, I’ve got muscular thighs and long legs. I’m not even tryna be in skinny jeans because there is a guaranteed asscrack slip that will happen. NOT A GOOD LOOK. I’m picky about the jeans I wear anyways, and I have to get them tailored anyhow to fit right. Sadly, I did get dragged into the leggings craze. Smh. 90% of the time I wear dresses anyways because I don’t have to worry about whether or not my ass can fit.

Now skinny jeans on dudes…I go to an arts school in Chicago, so this is a good portion of the male student body. I wuill say many, if not all, of the wears can rock it. None of my gays wear skinny jeans though as they prefer high end jeans that fit correctly. My musician/skater dudes rock them and rock them well. That being said, I won’t be dating a dude in skinny jeans no matter how good he looks. I can’t be standing next to a dude skinnier than I am and flaunting it.

Oh and Kim Kardashian manages to rock skinny jeans with her big ass, so maybe if I find out where she shops I can give it a go…or not

9 07 2008
Omar

Proof that there is no justice…

Len Bias, big strong world class athlete, probably occasionally used cocaine (who didn’t in the 80s) overdosed right when he is about to embark on what could’ve been the best career in sports history.

Amy Whinehouse, anorexic chic who, drinks and snorts coke like there is no tomorrow and I can’t even remember the last time her little ass had a cold.

9 07 2008

I love my skinny jeans!

9 07 2008
Monie

Asian dudes here in California love to rock skinny jeans. I don’t think it’s really messing up their sexy quotient since they are already pretty low on the sexy scale.

9 07 2008
Landon

omar – that was the first and ONLY time! len bias

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

when i think of skinny jeans i think of Eddie Murphy in is tight as snake skin get up on RAW.. smh.. FIERCE!!! hahaha

9 07 2008
Monie

Omar …Amy has emphysema ..She was just in the hospital.

9 07 2008
Landon

but i will say this.. AMY is HOOD… AS HELLL dont get it confused… She hood.. she loves her man and she will cut any woman who tries to take her man

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Landon yea its hood but to white ppl thats just CRAZY..white women dont act like that only ppl of color remember? smh haha

9 07 2008
Omar

Rappers back in the day wore jeans that were kind of fitted but so did everybody nobody purposely wore tight ass jeans that these dudes wear today.

Chinatown in DC proves that gentrification is EVIL

and White women with ASS is an optical illusion… you want to see it but it isn’t really there…

9 07 2008
Jo

I believe the term is “Amy Wine-ho/Wino”.

@Landon: did you see her punch that audience member at the celebration of Mandela’s 90th birthday? Shit was crucial.

9 07 2008
The Angriest

Amy Whinehouse is trash. Not hood… trash. If she was hood she would have shot the police that took her man away.

Also… the emphysema was not confirmed. Her father started that rumor and it turned out not to be true. So good call Omar. Len Bias was killed. Just like they killed Arthur Ash.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

If it helps, Amy is a Jew.

9 07 2008
Monie

Landon..why are you equating Amy’s craziness with the hood?!…Haven’t you ever seen cops when they are arresting some crazy redneck chic. That’s who Amy is ..a redneck!

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

hahah this gonna be mean but amy crackhouse is like the white version of macy gray ahah

9 07 2008
The Angriest

What kills me about tight pants is… a man’s genitals hang down away from the body to cool the… well balls and the sperm, such that they don’t get damaged due to excessive heat and are properly maintained for healthy reproduction. Wearing tight ball busting jeans hinders the natural body design… and therefore can cause retarded (for the lack of proper terms) reproduction with heterosexual males.

9 07 2008
Omar

Mrs.Epps (16:15:26) :

“hahah this gonna be mean but amy crackhouse is like the white version of macy gray ahah”

Truer words were never spoken.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

exactly@ angriest… thats what worried me im like oj the men who wear them must not want kids.. becasue those pants are ball huggers

9 07 2008
Landon

there we go assuming hood is black white is crazy…. ghettos started in germany… we have to get under that thought process hood equals black..

in england where she is from (she is from the HOOD ALBEIT its WHite)… but if you want to equate her “”BLACKNESS” all her music is redone motown!!!!”

She is HOOD!

9 07 2008
Jo

Mrs. Epps: three snaps in a circular motion.

9 07 2008
Omar

I don’t even think there are real rednecks in the UK…that is an American thing.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

work it, vouge vouge@Jo

9 07 2008
Monie

Omar…the original rednecks were Brits! Lol

9 07 2008
Landon

Thats my point…

HOOD IS HOOD — not color…

if you poor and you do what you have to do to get by…. HOOD…

the hoolgans as they call them are no JOKE in LONDON… they are the ones who bring bike chains and guns to soccer matches! Fuck aroudn with them if you want… we keep thinking Blacks are this invincble fighters…. keep thinking that… as much stuff as we have seen as a people (Americans in general are soft compared to many other nations)… not since the 1850s have we seen war on our own land… Iraq’s , most african nations, iran russia and so on have seen war and death in teh tens of thousands on their own land and have to do shit to survive…

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

the are rednecks all over the world.. look at the talibans hahah

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…she’s from a neighborhood that is known for rampant drug use and its a really low income crappy area. (i know someone from out there).

9 07 2008
Landon

Chaotic:

and what do most projects have? Low income, Crappy area — drugs…. sounds familar!!!

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

there*

9 07 2008
Omar

Nope, they were alot of things but they officially became rednecks when they expanded to the West Virginia area. The birth of the Redneck is West Virginia and there is when it is in it’s purest form.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…I was co-signing.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

I work in a low income area evenly split race wise. Hood is not a color. The less money you have the more likely you are to punch someone.

9 07 2008
Landon

sorry baby!!!

lets make up in the shower

9 07 2008

Amy is a FUCKING DISASTER.

9 07 2008
puff

@ ne yeah amy needs to get out the crackhouse ASAP and go back to the frank days – her old stuff doesn’t get any play in the US which is damn shame cos she was much better when she wasn’t on the permanent high/drunk status

9 07 2008
Vanita

I Like Amy’s Music, but yea, shes a crackwhore now. Her skin is fallin off her bones. And she kinda shakes when shes performing. Like shes trying to dance, but it looks like she has to pee.

9 07 2008

my favorite from frank days is fuck me pumps. I ♥ her music

9 07 2008
nubnqtndc

i didn’t read all the posts, but if i’m repeating “pardon my ADD”
anyhoo…here in the “dmv” the skinny jean thing for the young fellas is called “the white boy look” according to my son.
they go from one extreme to the next…first your joints had to be 50000000000x’s too big…now they gotta be extra smeedium
and dont even get me started on the girls walkin around lookin like bags of tropical skittles and rainbow-brite/jem dipped fraggles
*ugh*

9 07 2008

why do crackheads always think they are sexy still

9 07 2008
Cheekie

LMAO @ the Amy Wino pose. What is she doing, ice skating?

9 07 2008
Vanita

@ Ne, I love fuck me pumps too. sad thing is, I used to know someone who was THAT girl in the song.

9 07 2008
Angry IV

Gay men don’t just wear skinny jeans and polos – they wear skinny jeans with smedium polos, not just regular size. You know, smedium…the size that juuuuust barely reaches below the belt line and might as well be a tank top.

@Elaine – I will travel to your residence and kill you with a stapler if you wear AppleBottom Jeans and boots with the fur.

9 07 2008
Angry IV

Amy Winehouse was fine as hell when she was thick. Now she just looks like trash with a lot of make up on. Someone do her hair, please, and get her out of those flats and back into some heels.

And tell her to lay off the crack…and eat a little bit. Damn. She’s f***ed up the same way Lindsay Lohan eF’d up.

9 07 2008
Quiet Storm

“male camel toe”, “male bits”, “moose knuckles”, “Ken doll”…..

Oh s!@#, I could not stop laughing when I saw these terms. I didn’t even know they made male skinny jeans. I just thought the dumb asses that wear them get them in the juniors section or didnt know how to prevent their clothing from shrinking. Now cowboys…. I don’t understand how in the HELL they fit in them jeans. You think that since they walk all funny in their tight ass jeans they would want to give them up for something comfortable. Noooope. They continue to sport the nut-compressors. And they have the nerve to wonder why most of them are impotent. Men in skinny jeans = impotent gay man.

9 07 2008
Vanita

*aside* Who is Genevieve? Im sooooo mad that she put Doc on blast on the facebook page hahahahahahaha…

9 07 2008
puff

@ vanita and ne – fuck me pumps is the shit, ditto in my bed and know you now… damn i miss amy from back in the day. that fucking rat-infested beehive makes me want to smack out all the teeth that haven’t fallen out of her mouth already.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

The skinny jean/Winehouse convo has given me an epiphany…skinny jeans wearing dudes are LADYBOYS.

9 07 2008

while we are on the subject of skinny jeans:

9 07 2008
Lia

@ Mrs. Epps fanny pack comment earlier, you may wanna steer clear of American Apparel. I love that store, but they are doing too much tryna bring back a grip of 80s fads that should have stayed in the 80s. And I think they even have those Olivia Newton-John-esqe “get physical” workout ensembles.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Lia-they even have those Olivia Newton-John-esqe “get physical” workout ensembles.

bwhahahhaha nice.

9 07 2008
Randy Watson

In whispering voice:

I see…

White women…

With ass..

Yelling:

Got dammit! The New Phenomena!

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

hahaha dman the 80’s…but i love 80’s movies.. guilty pleasure….haha back in the 80’s they thought by the time 2008 we would be living on space ships and wearing space suits…but what do we do…we cant let go of the past..

9 07 2008
Get Togetha

You commentors are genius. Here’s my 0.02 cents.

Dudes like Prince, Lenny K, Teddy P, Al Green and seventies funk brothers have always rocked the tight polyester; cause showing ass was sexy as hell and it was all about being a pussy magnet for the ladies. But in the 08 that shit looks GEIGH cause you know brothers is rocking it for the SUSPECTUALS. Non-cipher and so unmanly.

There’s just a different energy behind the expression of today’s fashion game. Too many people swagger jack. And not enough people make up their own rules. And its always the dum diddy dum dums following celebs who get their sh*t for free.

http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/

9 07 2008
Get Togetha

And for the record.

I rock my skinny jeans hard. Not all us black women have the fortune/curse of being blesses with an arse like Serena’s.

http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I don’t think I’ve seen any straight men in actual skinny jeans, but I am digging the newer “fitted” look – kind of like a skater boy. Anything to get these kids to stop wearing their pants below their ass. I mean, WTF!!! I hate when I see a kid walking around, WITH A BELT ON, with their pants below their ass and they can only use one hand b/c the other hand has to constantly hold on to their pants. UGGGHHHH!!! I’m only 27, but I don’t care. I’ve decided that I’m going to release my inner older black woman, you know the one that says whatever she damn well pleases…I’m gonna start calling out these kids (the ones that look like they don’t have any weapons). If your mama ain’t gonna tell you, I will.

exhales

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Oh yeah, and as for white women with ass – my cousin is dating this white girl and she has one of the fattest booties I have ever seen. No homo. And she’s always wearing some kind of clingy material. She’s as annoying as hell so I can only assume that her ass is part, if not most of, the allure.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

Good fashion rule: If you walk into a room and 3 or more people are dressed just like you then the look is over.
ex: Cam’ron wearing pink…ok
going out and 20 dudes have on pink…the trend has been killed and is decomposing.

9 07 2008
B4Prez

Kanye and Pharell are the Devil! And the devil is a liar!!!

@Yonnie – Now they buy fitted jeans 10 sizes small and have the nerve to sag in them. SMH

9 07 2008
aceklub

@ yonnie
HOWEVER (in my Stephen A. Smith voice for my basketball fans), these DC retro kids are wearing these fitted jeans and still bustin a sag so they are still “wrichin around” w/ their one hand to hold their pants that are consistently positioned at mid-thigh as they continue to walk. But I do feel you on wanting to put them in check.

9 07 2008
Vanita

I hate white girls with ass

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

if you see a white girl with a donkey… its FAKEEEEE dammiiittt. bitch got on some butt pads, or got that brazillian butt lift shit…they do this shit because they dont want black girls to get attention dammit…ok im done hahaha

sighs…

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I love Stephen A

9 07 2008
puff

@ vanita ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that’s hilarious – what i hate more is white girls telling me i have no ass, then having the nerve to say it’s the white in my family – quel le fuck?

9 07 2008
The Angriest

Pink on a man is, was, and forever will be one of the biggest violations of faggetry of all time… next to popped collars and heeled shoes/boots. Period.

9 07 2008
Vanita

@ puff, oh nah, to insult my ass or lack thereof is to plead for a beatdown. You shoulda smacked her.

9 07 2008
Knatural

Hi. Genevieve is Grimm? I think. Just report her, maybe Facebook will close her account. Skinny jeans on a man equal gay. Sorry. And pink/fuchsia equal double-gay or country as hell. Purple I don’t mind since it’s regal, but still be careful. And I don’t wanna hear that crap – a man whose comfortable with his sexuality can wear any color. Wrong.

9 07 2008
Vanita

and say “that beat down aint come from the white in my family tho. Thats pure African.”

9 07 2008
puff

@ vanita lol i woulda hurt her but i went to a catholic school, they’dve dunked me in holy water to get that “african spirit” out of me if i’d tried – she got more than enough of an earful though.

9 07 2008
Omar

I hate that “I’m comfortable with my manhood…” excuse no you manhood DID NOT tell you to wear that pink fluffy shit that comes from somewhere else.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

“Pink fluffy shirt”?

Gay Pirate?

9 07 2008
B4Prez

Genevieve??? Sounds Creole to me…watch out!

More bothersome than men wearing certain colors is grown azz men dressing like Kanye and Pharell. I hate that ppl think just because u purposely dont match that ur outfit is hot. Different is only different if it’s actually different. I’m almost ready to see ppl go back to the white-t dresses just so I can stop seeing 7 different colors…and scarves.

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Puff, the white girl talking about your ass (or lack thereof), reminds me of the time I took the hip hop dance class at the gym (shutup Landon), and the white girl was trying to help me get the steps. I won’t go back to that class. I just won’t.

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a man in a pale pink dress shirt, or even a polo before everybody was doing it. But yeah, Camron took it to the next level and dudes with hot pink shirts on should just wear Camron Dick Rider emblems on their backs.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

still waiting on Shabooty’s come back for my response earlier…

9 07 2008
Vanita

LMAO@ Yonnie…

I think all the people in the ‘industry’ are all closet homosexuals. I didnt read that book yet, but they have GOT to be…

9 07 2008
Landon

@angriest:

I ROCK PINK and i dont care… and i work in Construction… i got a couple Pink shirts… and i look damn good in angriest… Dont catch a flying elbow…

Yonnie: its ok one day you’ll eb able to dance… i just hope that doesnt mean your bad in bed…(or does it)… does dance skills and bedroom skills have direct correlation? “i am asking”
Vanita: there is a lot of GAYNESS / BITCHASSNESS going on in the music industry…. but nothing hurt my feelings (not that there is anything wrong with being gay)… but nothing hurt my feelings more when i found out MR. JEFFERSON was gay! SHM….. shook my world… and here i thought i was moving on up!

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

LMAOOOO@ Yonnie…yea the pale pink was decent but these NEGROS are rockin the neon pink shit.. and what pisses me off is when a crunchy black dude thinks he can pull it off looking like a empty bottle of pepto-bismol..smh..

9 07 2008
Knatural

Landon wears pink and thinks vagina looks like an open wound…*sigh*

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Landon I think dance skills and bedroom skills do have a direct correlation..you grind you body on a dude as you would ride dick…to much?

9 07 2008
Sylph

Well…Weezy did have a deeper voice than George….

Certain men can pull off pastels. They’re a rarity but they exist.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

KNat-Landon wears pink and thinks vagina looks like an open wound…*sigh*

Spits out water…BWHAHAHAHAH omg i forgot about the open wound thing.

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

George Jefferson was gay?

9 07 2008
Knatural

AHAHAHAHA Sylph
Men should dress like foreign dictators and wear nothing but muted military-approved colors…

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

George Jefferson is gay?

9 07 2008
Landon

so is uncle phil from FreshPrince and Carl Winslow from Family Matters…

ever heard them do an interview!!!! i mean two snaps and twist gay

9 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

9 07 2008
Knatural

HATED IT!

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I heard about Carl Winslow. I thought people were just mixing up Uncle Phil with Carl Winslow. I didn’t think Uncle Phil was gay. I just looked on wikipedia and it didn’t say anything about George Jefferson being gay. Hmmm….I will have to look into this.

9 07 2008
Sister Toldja

This is all very facinating to me. When people start talking about jeans in front of me, it’s like they are talking about modern rock music. I have heard some of these names before, but essentially I have no idea what you are talking about. I have not purchased a pair of jeans since 2002. Even then, I only wore one cut: Old Navy’s extra low rise, extra long boot cut with stretch. I had multiple pairs in the same colors because I didn’t think any other cut looked good on me. I used to wear Express jeans that were 29.50, maybe 50 bucks if they threw some rhinestones on em. Now I hear that people spend $200 and UP on jeans…..men too! And they put them in the cleaners! This is all very strange to me.

I hate skinny jeans, fat jeans, mom jeans, dad jeans, all of em. They are fine for other women, but I hate look and feel of pants on me. I stopped wearing them all together in 2004 and have never looked back.

9 07 2008

2 snaps in a Z formation, OKAAY!….lmao

9 07 2008
puff

landon shut the fuck up uncle phil is not gay… the bottom just fell out of my childhood. damn.

9 07 2008

I DID NOT KNOW UNCLE PHIL WAS THE VOICE OF MASTER SHREDDER (TMNT)!!!!!!!!!!

9 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

James Avery (Uncle Phil) is gay. Totally gay. Liberacci gay.

9 07 2008
Vanita

Uncle Phil is gay, sry puff.
GEORGE JEFFERSON WAS GAY!?!?! gtfoh…smh.

9 07 2008
Sylph

Carl Winslow is de gay, Uncle Phil is not. I just checked imdb and James Avery is married to a woman. I’m also pretty sure I saw him and his wife on some travel show a few years back. I also did not know that he did the voiceover for Shredder from TMNT. My childhood eyes have been opened.

9 07 2008

Uncle phil has been married since ’88!

reliable source! lmao

9 07 2008
B4Prez

And don’t forget, Harriet Winslow had a deeper voice than Carl Winslow too! lol

9 07 2008
Knatural

big.
fat.
gay.

9 07 2008
Sylph

Really? I mean he sounds like he is but I refuse to believe it.

*sticks fingers in ears*

9 07 2008
Vanita

dammit. not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but I didnt know george was gay.

9 07 2008
Quiet Storm

Usually white chicks with booty either: 1) had the Brazilian butt lift surgery that I heard is all the rage, 2) dedicate their lives to doing squats. ALL the time 3)are of mixed race and drew the lucky straw 4) wearing one of those offensive faux booty underwear I see in department stores. (ill!) We don’t have to do none of that s!@#.

9 07 2008

“James Avery (Uncle Phil) is gay. Totally gay. Liberacci gay”

Mama nooooooooooooo! say it ain’t so 😦 even if it is so tell me it isn’t. Next ya’ll gonna tell me John Amos likes the butt!

9 07 2008
B4Prez

Why do ppl throw-up, cry, experience nausea, chest and lower back pains when they find out sum1’s gay, then say ‘not that there’s anything wrong with it’? lol

9 07 2008
Monie

Cliff Huxtable’s dad on the Cosby show…gay!

Dr. Bobby Jones the gospel guy on BET…gay!

9 07 2008
puff

ne, why’d you have make it worse by telling me about this shit too? i can’t ever watch fresh prince again. fuck everything, i’m going to eat.

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

“He’s married…so he can’t be gay.”

Don’t you people watch Oprah?

9 07 2008
Knatural

Doogie Howser’s gay.

9 07 2008
Monie

“Liberacci gay”….lol

9 07 2008
B4Prez

Now you’ll knew Dr. Bobby Jones was gay with those bright rhinestone blazers with the matching bedazzled pants.

9 07 2008
Vanita

because this is a ‘straight’ society. everyone is assumed straight unless proven other wise. it is still a bit taboo to be gay in this society (thats from my gay, lesbian, transgendered and queer lives class)

And I think John Amos does like it in the butt tho…or maybe he gives it??

9 07 2008
Sister Toldja

A straight man in skinny jeans to me says “I don’t care, know or understand how I look. Were it not for trends, I wouldn’t know how to dress myself” That is so unattractive. If there is anything worse than a trendy woman, it’s a trendy man. Nothing wrong with having a few of the moment pieces, but if you look just like the Macy’s window, kill yourself immediately. Trends only work, to me, if you put your own spin on em.

9 07 2008
puff

@ b4Prez – for james avery i’m just shocked cos i loved the chemistry between him and aunt viv (the original, not the lite version, she got on my last nerves throwing hissy fits all the damn time). i still loves the dude anyway.

9 07 2008
Monie

Tyler Perry = The gayest man in America!

Kirk Franklin…gay!

9 07 2008
Sylph

Nah, being married means nothing in this day and age. JA’s beard is pretty though.

*rimshot*

Doogie is and so is Jonathan from “Who’s The Boss?”

9 07 2008
Landon

Wait gthe Grandfather from teh cosby show?

no no no no i dontbelieve it..

Daniel Craig the new BOND is also….

i knew about doogie Howser – even though his cameo i Harold and Kumar go to WHite castles was Classic…. lol

9 07 2008
Vanita

Being Gay is about to turn in to the new ‘thing’. Let me claim it now. Im gay yall!!

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

can’t find anything about Russell Huxtable being gay on The Google. Stop it. Just Stop Spreading these viscious lies!!!

9 07 2008
B4Prez

No…word on the Street is that John Amos gets it in with the young girls.

9 07 2008
Vanita

DAMMIT DANIEL CRAIG COULDA GOT IT!!! Im so mad hes gay!!!

9 07 2008
Landon

@ monie Tyler Perry is the GAYEST MAN IN AMERICA, lol…..

but i give that awawrd to NEO and his WEIRD SHAPED CRANIUM!

9 07 2008
Monie

He is!!!@Yonnie3k

9 07 2008
B4Prez

Daniel Craig?

9 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Jonathan Taylor Thomas- gay

1/3 of the Howard and Morehouse male populus (alumus and current students)- gay

Donnie McClurkin-gay

Busta Rhymes- Gay

9 07 2008

Cliff Huxtable’s dad on the Cosby show…gay! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

9 07 2008
Knatural

Russell Huxtable wore skinny jeans on set…

9 07 2008
Landon

it was the 80s so did theo

9 07 2008

Russell Huxtable was a voice in thunder cats

9 07 2008
Monie

And I’m still hoping that Alicia Keys is gay!!! 🙂

9 07 2008
B4Prez

LMAO@ST w/ that Howard/Morehouse jab.

I remember a gay dude I went to school with always used to say Jonathan Taylor Thomas was gay, and I never believed him… maybe he was right.

9 07 2008
Vanita

1/3 of the Howard and Morehouse male populus (alumus and current students)- gay

*dead*

9 07 2008
Monie

“Russell Huxtable wore skinny jeans on set…” lmao

9 07 2008
Knatural

Panthro was gay?!?!

9 07 2008
Landon

why Monie you date women?

9 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Mr. Brady (RIP)- gay

Kyle Barker on Living Single- gay (duh, his character was gay as hell, he was even a choir director)

Co-sign on Ne-Yo, he is the gayyest think since rainbow glitter. Despite this, I hate his guts.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

I fucking hate you Chris with a passion for that pic

HATED ITTTTTT omggg i loved that part of living color.. fuck fuck fuck….

Uncle Phil is gay?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9 07 2008
Monie

Robin Roberts…gay

MC Lyte…gay

Gabby Union & Essence Atkins…possibly gay

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Ne-yo is gayyyyyyy gay gayyyyy with his frog face…

9 07 2008
Monie

I’d date Alicia!!!!!!!

9 07 2008
Vanita

I did hear a keys was gay. we all know angelina jolie is bi, and so is jada. I mean I got my kinks, but I dont know if I could just loan my man out every now and then.

9 07 2008
thong

et tu, Sisqo?

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Alicia Keys gay..someone had to say it

9 07 2008

I am one of those people that doesn’t believe gay rumors until I see it. Then I’m like it’s just a phase.

I just don’t want people to be gay.

9 07 2008
Monie

Did anyone see Rihanna on the CBS morning show? She looked cute but her performance was flat.

9 07 2008
Landon

Tigger FROM BET SUPER GAY !

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Monie, where do you get your information from? Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas the kid from Tool Time? That kid from Who’s The Boss was always a little sweet actin’.

9 07 2008
Randy Watson

A white woman with booty can do all the squats she wants…on my dick!

🙂

9 07 2008
Monie

“I just don’t want people to be gay.” – Né

Why? What difference does it make?

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Usher gay
Eddie Murphy- gay
Im sorry for real Taye Diggs gay!!!!!!!!!!
Randy Jackson GAYYYYYYYYY

9 07 2008
ViK

I am still mad at Essence Magazine’s “Skinny Jeans for Women of all Sizes.” The size 20 chick had on some rather flattering tapered jeans, but i wouldn’t call them skinny.

Semi related – I’m joining this movement. A political cause we can all agree on.

9 07 2008
Monie

I have partial gaydar…lol@Yonnie3k

9 07 2008
Monie

Randy Jackson?

And Eddie likes shemales doesn’t he? Does that still make him gay?

9 07 2008

There is no woman I would bump cooters with…NO DAMN WAY! well except for me of course.

The woman’s body is BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY but not enought to lick. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the male species. Omg and their masculinity and WHEN THEY GET A FRESH HAIR CUT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG…Oh and the way they smell so good…

9 07 2008
Knatural

AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH…Randy Watson “That boy is good…Yeah, good and terrible”

9 07 2008

@ Monie

I don’t know,I know it’s an ignorant thing to say but it’s just how I feel.

Religion and the way I was raised probably has a lot to do with it.

9 07 2008
Landon

but ne what about chaotic ?

9 07 2008

what we do on our bisexual days are hair, nails and massages.

We touch and feel no licking

9 07 2008
Monie

“There is no woman I would bump cooters with…NO DAMN WAY!” ..lol

Well I can think of a few that I would with, Alicia Keys, Ciara (but not really cuz she was with 50 and that’s a turn off), Rihanna, Gabby Union, Jennifer Beals….okay that’s enuf..lol

9 07 2008
Landon

so you wouldnt let her eat u out?

9 07 2008

Laaannnnndon!

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

“There is no woman I would bump cooters with…NO DAMN WAY!”

I agree TOTALLY!! And by “woman,” I mean anyone with a vagina that isn’t Jada Pinkett Smith.

9 07 2008
Vanita

LMAO@ Landon!!!! Stop it!!! Why do men love them some women who will bump cooters with other women???

@ Monie – Ciara?!?! eww… Do you watch the L word? I love Shane on that show…

9 07 2008
B4Prez

Mmmmmmm……..Jada Pinkett

9 07 2008
Landon

finger licking good

9 07 2008
Amadeo

Ya’ll can’t say Panthro is gay…when I was a kid I made my mind up that he was the black Thundercat…now ya’ll will make him a double minority.

Two of my friends used to go to the Fudgery to throw pretzels at Sisqo back in the day….ahhh Harbor Place.

9 07 2008
Monie

@ Vanita..Yep I love the L word…Shane is cool but I’m hooked on Jennifer..I can’t wait for this last season to come out on dvd….I don’t have Showtime.

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

LMAO at The fudgery. What the hell is that? It sounds like a gay swinger’s club.

9 07 2008
Quiet Storm

“A white woman with booty can do all the squats she wants…on my dick!” – Randy Watson

Thanks for the visual **gags**

9 07 2008
Monie

“throw pretzels at Sisqo back in the day” lol

9 07 2008
Landon

Monie : how do you get yoru self in the mood when you watching the L word… The Rabbit? Bullet?

9 07 2008
Monie

I heard Sisqo was working the drive thru at El Pollo Loco in East L.A….

9 07 2008
Vanita

@ Monie – I dont have showtime either, but guess what?? I just found a new L word buddy!! I like Carmen too, shes soo hot. Plus Im sooo behind!! i gotta catch up, but my blockbuster sucks. I need to get netflick or something.

9 07 2008
Knatural

Amadeo – Panthro was/is indeed the Black Thundercat, and ALLEGEDLY is gay as well. It’s ok. You can still dress up as Panthro for Halloween this yr.

9 07 2008
Monie

***wonders if that’s really Landon or Somali Queen posing as Landon***

9 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

Best Halloween Fight Ever:

Last year, 1:30am, M Street NW in Georgetown. Two men – one dressed as Darth Vader and another dressed as a Spartan from ‘300’ start beating the shit out of each other.

At one point, Leonidas uppercuts Darth and sends Darth Vader’s helmet flying into the air as if he’d literally punched his head off.

My buddy picks up the helmet and punts it into an alley.

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

9 07 2008
letinstar

skinny jeans are CRIMINAL….most people that stuff themselves in this fashion don’t can barely move plus it looks stank…

i worked with a white girl who dated black exclusively and she was absolutely obssessed with booty…she actually said she wanted to learn how to do the “booty pop”…i acted like i didn’t know what that is…

9 07 2008
Monie

@Vanita…I really like Pappi, although her part was kinda stupid. She was supposed to be the Latina Shane?! WTF..anyway I also like the British chic that used to who was finacially disowned by her mom. I didn’t like her when she was rich but as a poor person she grew on me…lol…Is Carmen the one who was dating Alice?

9 07 2008

what is the l word?

9 07 2008
tnt

i think fat chicks in skinny jeans trumps men in skinny jeans.

9 07 2008
tnt

i know im late but…i checked round 10am and there was no post so i got sucked into other blogs

9 07 2008

lmaoo landon!

9 07 2008
Knatural

Leonidas won because Vader is an impressionable little bitch.

9 07 2008
Vanita

@ Monie – Carmen was dating Shane in like season 3 or 4. She was the latina DJ, and she brought Shane home to meet her family and they made her put a dress on. She cheated with the cutting girl…I forget her name…but she was crazy…

9 07 2008
Monie

@Né…It’s a show on Showtime about lesbians living in L.A…it’s basically a soap opera…

9 07 2008

king leonidas was hawt shit! I was in the movie theatre sweating!

9 07 2008
ph2072

I own one pair of skinny jeans. I’ve only worn them once. I don’t like them that much.

In general, I HATE skinny jeans. I hate the MALE skinny jeans even more. They seem to be the rage amongst teenage boys lately. Do they not realize how ridiculous they look in those jeans with the girly belts and shirts? Those damn jeans scream “I’M GAY, I’M A HOMO, I LIKE GUYS!”

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

lol what is this convo about getting your cooter licked by a woman? er??? coughs.

9 07 2008
Amadeo

Knatural…not now…another part of my innocence gone.

The Fudgery is a wack as tourist spot at the Inner Harbor…they make and sell Fudge and sing to attract customers. If you stop and watch them you are marked as a potential vic…by people I grew up with.

The Fudgery has always sounded gay.

9 07 2008

oh ok. Thanks monie

9 07 2008
Monie

Vanita,

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh her! Yeah she was cute. Shane totally did her wrong! What’s the name of the Black chic who is in the Army that was dating Alice? She’s cute too.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…I second Ne on that one…by the way, go peep my facebook status…

@ the gay talk…I wonder how Donnell Jones feels about his daddy (Bobby Jones) being one of the gayest dudes in America

@ Ne…TMNT was my ish back in the day.

9 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Ne….Leonidas was HOTTT

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ monie…Tasha.

I love the L Word…I was watching it earlier.

9 07 2008

Am I the only one who has seen the sex scene more times than I’ve seen the movie?

9 07 2008
Landon

and chaotic i saw your damn Facebook Posting!!!!! Your on probation No Sex for 1 week!!!

and personally i can rock pink dress shirts if I EFFING want to…. they are business shirts…

9 07 2008

side bar:
diva and mrs. epps

Are we adding any “in love stories” on the blog? Or just crazies?

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

and for the record, I would so have sex with Helen, she’s hot.

…thats if I were gay or a dude.

Shane is a big old hoe. Turning straight girls out, one finger at a time.

9 07 2008
Landon

i keep it HOOD with teh steel reserve in my hand though with the pink shirt lol!!!

9 07 2008
Vanita

@ Diva…oh ho…another L word watcher!! i could only watch that show with my friends because everyone else would side eye me. But thats a good damn show!!

9 07 2008
Monie

“She cheated with the cutting girl…I forget her name…but she was crazy…”

Omg! Your talking about Jenny Schecter the one who wrote the tell all novel? The one who used have the boyfriend? She is totally nuts! Lol

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Ne add all stories sex, love, hate, crazy, random

Landon looks hot in his pink shirt and i love a man who keeps it real on the 211 woot woot.. i was drinking one lastnight!

9 07 2008
Monie

@ChaoticDiva

Helen, yeah that’sthe Brit that used to be rich. I like her too.

9 07 2008

bwahahahahahahahhahaha

I saw that shirt and said to myself:

“Self, landon isn’t wearing a pink shirt, your eyes are fooling you cause you have been on SBPH’s blog all damn day. That shirt is red with white stripes”

9 07 2008
Vanita

Shane is a big old hoe. Turning straight girls out, one finger at a time.
LMAO!!! But she is!! I know girls like that too. Its called coochie snatchin or somthing.

9 07 2008

i love it when mrs epps says:

“woot woot”

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…when horny, I will commit acts of rape.

@ Ne…relationship oriented for whatever to keep it interesting. Mrs Epps and I have agreed.

9 07 2008
Vanita

Helen? who is Helen? Or do we mean Helena??

9 07 2008
Monie

Tasha…thanks@ChaoticDiva

9 07 2008
Vanita

because I havent watchin in a minute so I dont wanna be confused.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

hahaha i say it way to often Ne 🙂 so when we hit miami and you say ” let get it poppin” im go WOOT WOOT!!!

9 07 2008
Landon

Adress shirt with red stripes? Not sure they make them, to be honest… Never seen one.

9 07 2008
Monie

Well I’m talking about Helena..

9 07 2008

hahaha i say it way to often Ne so when we hit miami and you say ” let get it poppin” im go WOOT WOOT!!!

loves it.

Now do you say this in your proper voice and raise the roof?If not please don’t kill the image

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Chaotic-@ Landon…when horny, I will commit acts of rape.

My night lastnight after playing Wii with my neighbor

The End…

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

**I meant Helena…sorry…

9 07 2008
Monie

Vanita & ChaoticDiva,

My biggest question is why do they keep trying to make Pam Grier’s charactor a lesbian? Everytime she has a problem with a guy she ends-up in bed with a woman.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

hahahahah my proper voice never comes out when drinking…my inner/ outter drunk talks with a 1/2 spanish accent hahah

the proper voice only comes out at work or around ppl i dont know but since your my hommies i’ll be pretty ignant..

9 07 2008
Monie

Also Pam Grier can’t act…

9 07 2008
mrsepps

LOL@ women give the best head…

umm not always…

dont ask how i know this.. thanks

-managment ❤

9 07 2008
Landon

no mrs epps we need to know your sources of information not names wikipedia!

gasp – mrs epps has had a threesome

9 07 2008

Yessir my boss wears them all the time. I thought his shirt was pink.


http://ctshirts.scene7.com/is/image/CharlesTyrwhitt/SPICRP?$278$

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ mrs epps…

don’t feel bad, I was told that I speak in a Jersey/Queens (I guess I flip-flop) accent when really drunk, and flip back and forth between english and broken spanish.

Hmm…must be us “half-breed” latinos…probably in the blood.

9 07 2008

I said I wouldn’t lick a woman

9 07 2008
Muse

What the flaming hell is going on in here? See what happens when Landon is left unsupervised?

A few of my girlfriends have confessed to getting their vagina licked by another woman either solo or in a threesome.

Needless to say I was pretty shocked since some of my friends are supposedly nice Christian and Jewish girls.

My Muslim friend who had her snatch tasted by another female is the biggest hoochie of them all. Irony…

: )

I really don’t understand Lesbianism. I like the smell of men, their bodies, and of course their penis. There is something animalistic about having a man thrust his strong member in and out in and…um as you can see I haven’t gotten laid a while.

To answer another poster’s question, the L word is one of the best freaking shows out there. A straight man’s fantasy come true.

A man wearing skinny jeans= faggotry

Every woman has a pair of skinny jeans we keep around in hopes that we can wear them again. My skinny jeans are my six 6’s sitting in the closet waiting for me to drop 15 lbs. Until that day happens, in the closet they stay.

As for the skinny jeans Chris spoke of, no Black woman with a decent ass should bother to wear them no matter how skinny she might be. Those things are ugly and have a tendency to flatten your ass. They even look weird on skinny girls.

9 07 2008
Vanita

LOL @ Kit, Yea shes def. doesnt do women, but they all keep urging her to try it. I like the one girl she was with, who wanted to do it to her with a strap on. LOLOL she ran out the house was so soo offended.

9 07 2008
Deesigner

Mrs Epps!!!!!!!!!!!

9 07 2008
Landon

Mrs Epps: silence i see

i c i c

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva
9 07 2008
mrsepps

YES YES YES@ Chaotic

Landon…sigh.. as much as i hate to say it… your right…one night me and my man was watching porn and it popped inmy head i wonder what it would feel like if a girl ate me out…i mean is it the same is it diff.. sooo i said fuck it i’ll try it.. one night me and my man’s friend came over and we got totally wasted and it happened.. the next mornign i was grossed out and said i would never do it again…and my man is sooo much better at than her.. but it may be a mental thing more than physical because im in to girls like that
Lets just say my man does it million times better…

9 07 2008
Vanita

Dont answer MrsEpps. this is the internet.

9 07 2008
Deesigner

Scissoring sounds like the most retarted thing imaginable. How the hell is that pleasurable?

Mrs. Epps?

9 07 2008
Monie

***wonders if I’m the only one who reads and is tempted by the Craigslist women for women ads?***

9 07 2008
Deesigner

Chaotic, I’m sneakin’ you a high five.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

for the record i didnt lick her back FUCK THATTTT!!!

9 07 2008
Deesigner

I must not drink enough…….

9 07 2008
Vanita

LMAO @ monie. I got caught replyin to one…LOLOL The ad was like 420 friendly, drinks aplenty…Oh lord, what am I gonna do with myself. I just wanna kno…

9 07 2008
nelo

The women I would have a homosexual escapde with

1. Jada Pinkett Smith
2. Shakara Leodard
3. Rochelle Aytes
4. Stacey Dash

9 07 2008
Landon

@monie

spit out milk — on computer screen.

9 07 2008
nelo

Mrs.Epps

Wow! All I can say is WOW.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Um, if I had to choose a woman, I would honestly go for Shane, or another boyish butch girl (say Max)…

I couldn’t do girly girl. I would be highly uncomfortable if she were hotter than me.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Dee-Scissoring sounds like the most retarted thing imaginable. How the hell is that pleasurable?

i wouldnt know… it never got that far hahha i actually spent most of the time sexin it up with my man.. she was just there really and got a lick in and that was it

9 07 2008
Landon

@nelo:

i woudl gladly join you on that….

9 07 2008
Monie

Lol@Vanita

9 07 2008
Deesigner

Y’all Landon usually would have left the office by now……..

9 07 2008
Landon

I LOVE YOU GALS>… bring a tear to my eye

sigh…. girls who know how to have fun….

next we are going to hear which one of yall females enjoy anal sex!

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Like I said before Landon dont under estimate me…i have experienced things you probably fantisized about wanting( 2 girls at once).

9 07 2008
Monie

Vanita..wait, you replied to one? What happened?

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

What the hell has happened here? This blog used to be classy.

9 07 2008
Landon

Deesinger seeing how i get in at 7 30 am your right but seeing how this convo has gotten to good… i am going to have the man thinking i am working late 🙂

9 07 2008
Yonnie3k

nelo, who are #2 and #3?

9 07 2008
mrsepps

eww at anal sex….why stick things in there.. i feel for women who do that… i bet they got that loosey goose doo doo hahah

9 07 2008
Monie

I bet Alicia Keys is a stud….

9 07 2008
Muse

Like I said I don’t understand the appeal of Lesbian sex when a man can do all everything plus more…

I actually understand why men are gay over why women are lesbians.

Hi Mrs. Epps LOL.

Please update me on who all these random folks are. Thanks.

9 07 2008
Vanita

@ monie. I got scared and bitched up. LOL!!!
and I HATE HATE HATE HATE anal. its NOT for me.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon: exit only.

No seriously. I even created a t-shirt with the logo for it:

http://www.cafepress.com/deucejtees.185927665#

(do not buy that t-shirt…the account is signed up under my ex’s name and email.)

9 07 2008

I would grab stacey dash’ boobs I want to see if they are squishy

9 07 2008
nelo

@landon,

I knew you would!

I forgot to add Toni Braxton and Lola Luv on my list.

9 07 2008
Landon

lola lov butt implants are messing up not cute up close and no clothes on….

just take my word!

9 07 2008
Monie

“Like I said I don’t understand the appeal of Lesbian sex when a man can do all everything plus more…” – Muse

It’s about more than sex…It’s really about which gender you feel more capable of intimacy with.

9 07 2008
nelo

@ Epps

I refused to even think about anal sex until I’m married. No man who is not my husband is worth going through that pain for.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

LOL Hi Muse… good question on the new people.. i thought this was now a members only tight knit group hahah

Even though women are prob better at pleasing a woman because she has the same body parts.. but a man is just AHHHHHHHHHH.. I dont think I could ever crossover and be a lesbian.. I LOVE PENIS!!!

9 07 2008
nelo

@Landon

I need to know. Tell me. Puhezze?

9 07 2008
Vanita

Please. just take my word for it anal virgins. DONT DO IT. Not for ur husband. JUST DONT DO IT!!!!!! ITS NOT WORTH IT FOR ALL THE FLAWLESS DIAMONDS IN THE WORLD.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

nelo i dont give a fuckkk if we’re married…you aint sticking your dick in my ass!

The End

^_^

9 07 2008
Monie

Vanita…I saw an ad from a woman in Atlanta a few weeks ago. I was really tempted but I’m in California, so what would the point have been. She was really cute and had a pic but it wasn’t one of those crazy vagina pics thankfully.

9 07 2008
Muse

People actually still weight 110lbs? Jesus. I hope you guys are under 5’4 LOL.

One of my girlfriends is a model. Weighs 120lb and is 5’11.

9 07 2008

I think the odds are the same (oral with women vs. men)

A man gives oral because he wants to please you, and will do anything to please you

A woman may feel the same way, however how she likes to eat the cooch may not be how you like your cooch eaten. Plus, she may think she knows when to move to the left and to the right, not taking constructive criticism.

9 07 2008
Landon

was just a quesiton…

i am out… people

9 07 2008
mrsepps

SHIT SHE IS SKINNY mUSE!

9 07 2008
mrsepps

opps

9 07 2008
Monie

***walks away during anal sex conversation to get a glass of water***

9 07 2008
ViK

Mrs. Epps, the last couple paragraphs are for you 😀 I’m still mad at that “I love penis” drunk picture of yours.

9 07 2008
Randy Watson

Touch me in the morning and then just walk away! George Jefferson, Carl Winslow and Uncle Phil can’t be gay. Neyo? Prolly. Lil wayne? Prolly. Niggas that wear pink tight clothes? Most definitely.

9 07 2008

Okay is it just me or when wearing express jeans, do they get bigger as you wash. I were a size 6 regular and I Have to wear a belt. The size 4 slacks are perfect. But The jeans are too tight…They look painted on I need a 5, that would be perfect.

9 07 2008
9 07 2008
mrsepps

LMAOOOOO@ VIK

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

I have to shrink my express jeans to wear them. And they’re not stretch. 0 curvy (the slim fit wouldn’t accommodate my booty)…fuckers and their vanity sizing for the flabby white girls who can’t wear nothing….smh, do some pilates and stop lying to yourself.

9 07 2008

I have a love hate relationship with express jeans. They fit my ass just right the first day I wear them. Back in the day when I was in high school express jeans fit JUST RIGHT!
They are different now

9 07 2008
nelo

@Mrs.Epps

*died*!

9 07 2008
mrsepps

I like GAP jeans better than Express Jeans…and yea they do get bigger as you wash them.. weird..

9 07 2008

talking about anal just gave me gas.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ ne….I agree. I was a perfect 2 in high school. Funny thing all of the sudden, I can’t fit the 0’s. Wtf?

9 07 2008
Muse

Mrs. Epps, my friend is skinny but she doesn’t look gross.

9 07 2008

aww I wore a 2 in high school. lmao

I swore I wouldn’t gain the freshman 15.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

DEAD@ 0 curvy jeans wtfff thats a 1st…I have the new curvy jeans from Gap i lovvee themmmmm!!!

but foreal Nelo lol.. i love my man dearly but fuck that shit..i wanna see him stgick something up his ass and see how it feels dammit hahah

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Ok good Muse i was about to say…

9 07 2008
nelo

I love this blog.

I have never purchased jeans from GAP. They didn’t look my-black-girl-friendly.

I tried on a pair of skinny jeans from Charlotte Russe. Eck. I looked like a fat Pete Wentz with a deep tan. And I am not fat. I am an hourglass. 🙂

I also hate that because of this stupid skinny jeans trend, t-shirts are a size smaller than what they are supposed to be. I’m almost afraid to go to the mall because every time I try a shirt on, my breasts feel as if they are going to suffocate.

9 07 2008
Muse

Gap is great. Try their curvy fit.

Mrs. Epps, my friend is still skinny as shit though.

Okay all these random folks are you on facebook? I like to know who I’m having a conversation with LOL.

9 07 2008

omg gap shirts and old navy shirts are the devil.

WHY DO THEY STRECH AT THE WAIST?
Because white girls have the pear shape?

9 07 2008
Muse

I’m so bad. Speaking of Rock & Republic I just made these two purchases. Help!

http://shop.rockandrepublic.com/St_Omer_Dress/pd/np/212/p/1050.html

9 07 2008
mrsepps

lmaoo@ pear shape..aint cutteee

9 07 2008
Randy Watson

A hot girl with no booty is like a chicken wing without hot sauce…tasty, but not quite what I had in mind…

9 07 2008
mrsepps

randy i heart u lollllllllllllll

9 07 2008
ViK

Is “Randy Watson” shabooty’s real name?

9 07 2008
Muse

Randy Watson is shabooty? I wonder where shabooty went LOL.

9 07 2008
brran1

Just goes to show you. If Lil Wayne and Dipset can influence scores of morons into dressing like them, then it isn’t long before some idiot is walking around wearing kilts and tees.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

shabooty hasnt showed up to defened himself yet against my rants about his tight ball huggin pants..

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Shabooty says his iphone can’t handle a 400 post thread so he’s on vacation.

9 07 2008
Randy Watson

I heart u too baby! No sir, Randy Watson is his own man, has no link to Shabooty, although Shabooty seems to be a bad muffucka. Shhh! But I’m talkin bout Shabooty! That’s right. 😉

9 07 2008
mrsepps

hahaha im gonna start the kilts and wife beater fad!

9 07 2008
maya

I swear skinny jeans, but they also have a little stretch for a little give. I wear a size 26 in Citizens for Humanity / Seven for All Mankind … and I do not stray far from those brands – leaving Express, Gap, etc. as a non-option. I am, in fact, a jean snob, who is one of those people ST was talking about that dry cleans her jeans. Given how much they cost per pair, I will not be washing them.

I have a little booty for someone my size (5’4″, around 120 lbs, generally), and ill fitting skinny jeans are a no-no. I have a small waist, so pants are always a pain in the ass. I understand the value of a quality belt, and furthermore, I hate people who don’t appropriately coordinate their footwear with their jeans, so they walk around lookin’ like they got moon boots on.

Why is Landon always in someone else’s business? Landon, have YOU had a threesome? Have you stuck it in someone’s booty hole before?

9 07 2008
The Doc Is In

*peeping in and briefly skimming comments*… Mr. Authorman ain’t slick. Making a blog post about jeans knowing that chicks are going to start throwing out their measurements and talking about their asses, LOL.

What up Muse, Bestfriend and other folk?!

9 07 2008
maya

…Further, I hate the Express store with everything I’m made of. I aimlessly wandered in there the other day and damn near had an epileptic fit. Same goes for The Gap (but I like Gap Body), Limited brand stores, Wet Seal and its counterparts, Rainbow and any other ghetto-girl stores.

Find me at:

Free People, Anthropologie, Bloomies, Saks, Neiman’s, Nordstroms, Lord & Taylor, DKNY, Club Monaco, J. Crew, Banana Republic and Ralph Lauren (as well as local boutiques.)

9 07 2008
Jen

P.S. Men in pink dress shirts are sexy!!!

9 07 2008
mrsepps

DOC!!!!! where you been you missed the covo about gay dudes in hollywood, to threesomes to anal sex and yada yada

9 07 2008
ViK


mrsepps (21:45:36) :

hahaha im gonna start the kilts and wife beater fad!

Come to Seattle, that’s an old trend. BTW, I saw a woman the other day dressed in a sports bra, mini skirt and knee high gladiator sandals. She gave me the side-eye when I said “I am Spartacus!”

9 07 2008
maya

…Also, being a small girl, I have another gripe to put out there. As president and CEO of the ITC, I hate girls who have small boobs who wear tube tops, and/or triangular halters. Please stop the madness. Your birdcage is exposed.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

pink = a color i NEVER want to be seen matching my guy in. Seriously, most of the shit in my closet is pink. We should not look like the wonder twins when we are out together.

9 07 2008
Get Togetha

I thought I had gaydar. But today’s geigh-ness is extra down low. So until I see you bumping uglies or being a doo doo chaser; youre innocent until proven guilty.

http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/

9 07 2008
mrsepps

ViK-Come to Seattle, that’s an old trend. BTW, I saw a woman the other day dressed in a sports bra, mini skirt and knee high gladiator sandals. She gave me the side-eye when I said “I am Spartacus!”

ahahhaha NOOO stop it wtff is on ppls minds…if it were me i would have laughed at you for saying” I am Spartacus.. too funnnnyyy

9 07 2008
maya

…Ooh, one more:

I love men in pink shirts (baby pink, generally, dark depending on your shade) BUT I HATE LIGHT SKINNED MEN IN PINK ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE DARK BROTHAS IN BRIGHT ASS YELLOW. IT’S OFFENSIVE!!!!!!

Chocolate men look great in lavender, though…mmm…

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ gt…um yea. There are some guys that shall remain both nameless and sexless (from me, of course), because my gaydar can’t help but to go off from comments/actions/etc.

DOWN LOW is a rampant disease that needs to be cured by honesty. I have more respect for a man that tells me he’s bi than a man that hides it.

9 07 2008
Get Togetha

You commentors are genius. Here’s my 0.02 cents.

Dudes like Prince, Lenny K, Teddy P, Al Green and seventies funk brothers have always rocked the tight polyester; cause showing ass was sexy as hell and it was all about being a pussy magnet for the ladies. But in the 08 that shit looks GEIGH cause you know brothers is rocking it for the SUSPECTUALS. Non-cipher and so unmanly.

There’s just a different energy behind the expression of today’s fashion game. Too many people swagger jack. And not enough people make up their own rules. And its always the dum diddy dum dums following celebs who get their sh*t for free.

http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

I love brown men, from caramel to chocolate…although I do make a few exceptions for exceptional people ;-).

Sorry, hormones.

9 07 2008
maya

Lenny Kravitz is def. sexy in a dirty-type way.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

bwhahahhahaha@ Chaotic

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Yes, lenny is a sexy mofo.

9 07 2008
maya

what i like about lenny is that although he’s biracial he regards himself as a black man. and to that end, doesn’t find it necessary to subscribe himself to the constraints of what “black masculinity’ is supposed to mean.

had anyone seen the new Ebony magazine…25 coolest brothas of all time?

9 07 2008
Jo

Damn y’all. I sign off to do a little work, get home and sign back on—and I find anal and homosexuality at the height of the conversation? How the hell did we get here from jeans?

Lenny is sexy, though.

9 07 2008

I would lick lenny.

Please everyone don’t ruin my fantasy and tell me he is short

9 07 2008

There are only 5 celebrities I would lick…

COMMON
Daddy Yankee
Lenny
Young Robert Deniro (godfather II)
& Common

9 07 2008
Jo

Ne-he’s 5’7″

9 07 2008
maya

Daddy Yankee??!?!??!!?!

9 07 2008

That’s not thaaat bad.. sheesh! thanks Jo:

New list:

There are only 5 celebrities I would lick…

COMMON
Daddy Yankee
LennyCommon
Young Robert Deniro (godfather II)
& Common

9 07 2008

Yes maya I love me some daddy yankee…lol

I have no Idea why and I couldn’t even tell you a song he sings

9 07 2008
mrsepps

ahhahahahah damn Jo killed the dream like stomping on roaches..

Common is mine Ne!
thats a sexy bald man right there.. fuck he could get it right now my man would understand hahah

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Channing Tatum (yum)
Jesse Metcalfe
Morris Chestnut
Tyson Beckford
Derek Jeter
Alex Rodriguez
(mind you, i’m listing those who haven’t been listed)
Alexandre PIres (yum)
Brad Pitt (Although i hear he stinks)

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ muse, cant say that I have.

But I’ve had a guy who has just sucked at every position, yet has been hooked on my lovin. Damn drunken sex…

…not saying that I’m the shit or anything…

9 07 2008
mrsepps

hahahah Muse…

I would be pisses and force oral pleasure and then kick his ass to the curb and tell his boys he’s a min man the next time i saw him with his friends 🙂

The End

^_^

p.s i have done this once before it wasnt pretty that next day..

9 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Did somebody say Lenny Kravitz?


(Suitable for framing! 😉 )

Phew! For all the White women, the hairstyles,the two really sucky albums (Lenny and Baptism; the four after Let Love Rule were phenomenal and I haven’t heard the last one), and the fact that he has a daughter who is almost my age…..I have a particularly high amount of lust for this man. I’d love him looooong time.

9 07 2008
Muse

Hey ST…answer the question hehehehe

9 07 2008
nelo

@ Muse

You have just described how I lost my virginity. Please hit yourself. I know I am hitting myself.

(lol)

9 07 2008

ahhhh MUSE!

Girl, I was in a relationship with a GOOD man for 2 years and he always busted within a minute of relations, NO LIE 1 MINUTE AND 30SECONDS TOPS!

The sex was mediocore, but I loved him for his other qualities.

This is what you do if you like him. After sex, better yet before tell him that you are really into him and before you can get to your climax “Baby, you’re cheating me, I WANT TO FEEL ALL OF YOU!” (insert giggle)” Just longer then we usually do it”

If you don’t like him, stop dealing with it.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

ST i just yelled “GODDAMN” at that pic…

9 07 2008

Tyson Beckford…met him and should have licked him, could have licked him…didn’t lick him.

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

st…i liked baptism…lady and sistamamalover are my shit!

9 07 2008
nelo

Dude,

I love lenny kravitz. He is so sexy. I met his look-alike in San Francisco. I would have hooked up with him if I didn’t have a boyfriend and if he weren’t a manwhore.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

hahahahahhahahahha Ne…smh

Tyson Beckford cute but GAY! hahah

9 07 2008
Jo

Mrs. Epps–I hate me some roaches.

9 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Hold on hoes. Common is MINE. We both from the South Side of the Chi, we both live in Brooklyn and we both smell like Kwanzaa. I been rolling with him since he was Common Sense and asking “Can I Borrow A Dollar”.

*Pours out liquor for ‘hip-hop fans’ who never heard of Com before Like Water For Chocolate*

I am only loaning Common to Serena Williams temporarily. In fact, Chris, maybe we can break them up and swoop in like Jerry and Elaine did on that episode of Seinfield!

Muse- It depends how you feel about the guy. I have only had terrible sex with someone I wasn’t feeling much attachment to, so I felt no need to have a conversation about it. If everthing else about the man was good to me, I’d just try my best to work with him and let him know what I liked and enjoyed in bed. They also make pleasure delay creams and lotions and even condoms for men who get too excited. I don’t get mad if a guy comes too fast, as long as he is ready to strap up again and give me mines. But if he’s doing that and then going to sleep after….tell him to put on his Nikes and step off.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

im stil have that Lenny pic in myother window and im going back and forth…sweatin my freshly done hair out looking at it

FUCK YOU ST!!!!

9 07 2008

that’s probably why i didn’t lick him
bwhahahahahahahahhahahaha.

We hung out with tyson at a pool party for a couple of hours. I didn’t get a gay vibe.

Does your gaydar weaken when you are drunk?

9 07 2008
mrsepps

I remem when he was Common Sense ST…i love common i have all his albums…

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Common would be kidnapped if he came to my house right now… would have his ass locked in a room tied up!!

9 07 2008
ViK

Back to skinny jeans

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Does your gaydar weaken when you are drunk?

hell yea…womens gaydar weakens just like men get beer goggles!!

9 07 2008
Muse

Disclaimer: I’m not seeking advice or anything. I’m just trying to get folks to tell their bizness LOL.

9 07 2008
nelo

Ne,

How could you be in a relationship had included bad sex? That’s terrible. If I found that out, me and Mr. Jack Rabbit would be best friends. If I found out all relationships included that sin, I would sod the human race and never attempt the BS of relationships again.

How did you guys diffuse your arguements? Or am I the only one here that his angry, make-up, and make-up again sex?

9 07 2008
Muse

But there was one time when an ex of mine finished in one minute. I looked at him funny until he got a clue.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Nelo your not alone… we have make up sex, angry sex, make-up again sex, bored sex, fun crazy kinky sex… i dont think i left any out

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

lmao @ muse and the bad sexlationship.

9 07 2008
nelo

Mrsepps,

I’d knew you’d understand. A lot of people think I’m insane for the shit I’ve done.

If you don’t mind Muse, I have a question I’d like to ask.

When did any of you have the most sex in one day?

9 07 2008
Jen

I would just like to say that Tyson Beckford is the sexiest man alive and that I would jump the fence for Angelina Jolie. I pray every day that Tyson is not snapping for the kids.

9 07 2008

nelo,

We had 2 arguments in 2 years. He is still like my best friend. He made me happy being him, we had genuine love for each other.

9 07 2008

Plus after our talk he was better at it.

9 07 2008
Jen

On minute men: did you ever think the one minute was just him stretching? Maybe he doesn’t start the marathon til rounds two and three. Maybe he’s just overenthusiastic. GIVE THE BROTHER A BREAK!

tee hee

9 07 2008
nelo

Ne,

Oh. That’s all good.

9 07 2008
Angry IV

So anyone see how Jesse Jackson just put the collective foot of black people in his mouth?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/09/jesse.jackson.comment/index.html

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Nelo…the most i had sex in a day was 3 times

9 07 2008
Knatural

Mannnn…FUCK Jesse Jackson!

9 07 2008
Angry IV

Mrs. Epps – that’s slacking. Come see me when you’ve hit 6.

9 07 2008
Jen

@Knatural – are you NOT an Obama supporter?

Because Jesse’s comment probably actually helped Obama’s campaign. LOL

9 07 2008
Jo

@Angry

Did you hear what his son said about it?

9 07 2008
Jo

@Jen–yeah it helped. I predict Obama sees an increase in approval ratings among the Black-people-who-wish-Jesse-Jackson-would-STFU demographic.

9 07 2008
mrsepps

Lol Angry… you can have your 6…i like to keep the cooter tight not loose and num not sore!! Geez I know your girl be hurting like shit if its like that!

9 07 2008

5 1/2* from 12 to 1 pm the next day.

Yes we slept, we hadn’t seen each other for a month

* I tapped out

9 07 2008

on the regular though 2-3 times a day

9 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Sister TOLDJA! I WILL CUT YOU BITCH!!!!! We are no longer sisters. Fuck you, I will leave my sexy haitian in a hot minute if Common swung by here. Don’t let me catch you at black august near him (is he going to be there this year>)

9 07 2008
Muse

I don’t have sex with people I don’t care about so I will def communicate with the guy if there were issues going on.

Jesse Jackson is a coon.

9 07 2008
Knatural

Jen – that was from Barbershop…

9 07 2008

It would hurt if you are having bang bang sex.

If you get in the mood everysingle time you are so wet you don’t hurt. But the next day is a different story. You have to walk with crutches.

9 07 2008
Jen

Oh, hon. You know I don’t watch Black Cinema.

9 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Yea, well I count sex by the orgasim. So he can count 1 and I count 2. However, if I don’t get mine then it doesn’t count at all.

A Flannel of lesbians, I was wondering what a group of them were called. Thank you whoever.

9 07 2008
Muse

Oh and the most times I’ve had sex in one 24 hr period was 6 times.

Those were the good ole days… AWWWWWw

9 07 2008
Knatural

tramp…

9 07 2008
Muse

Shuddup Knat. Don’t hate because my vagina has endurance/stamina LOL.

Or at least it did last time I checked. I haven’t had any in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. : )

9 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

*cringes at Jesse Jackson*

**cringes more at sex talk…scrolls to above link to purchase second manless friend**

fuckers. Fuckers with men.

10 07 2008
maya

Muse –

To answer your question – that’s happened before, or something similar, and I have been absolutely livid. Screaming “what the fuck?!” for about 10 minutes, turning over and throwing the sheet over my head, and sarcasm/rudeness for the rest of the night. And the young man in question will easily earn himself a code name amongst my inner circle so we can talk about him in social circles. I generally give another opportunity for redemption, at which point my interest traces off.

10 07 2008
Muse

Guys who cum early need to make sure they have a back up plan. They better be prepared to eat some cooch if they can’t hold their nut.

Wow that sounded very vulgar LOL.

Lucky if me it only happened once and he learned to control himself.

10 07 2008
Knatural

tsk tsk
I never cared if/when that happened.
There’s always round 2, or 3, or 6 in Muse’s case…

10 07 2008
Muse

6 times in a 24 hr period is not a lot. Fuck every four hours for maybe 20 minutes then eat, get itis, and go back to sleep like some coons…get up four hrs later and do it again.

Are you trying to tell me having sex doesn’t sound like an appealing way to spend an unproductive Saturday?

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Books. Books are good.

*tries not to lose it*

Ok, I’m going to play a game now.

10 07 2008
Muse

My favorite pass time use to be reading a book then have my boyfriend slap it away with his penis LOL.

What’s the matter Chaotic? Are you going through a dry spell?

10 07 2008
Jo

Muse–leave Chaotic alone. Books sound like a good change of topic to me as well.

10 07 2008
anjiebaby

I Love my skinny jeans. I’m short, so they make me look taller and my booty pokes out just right in them.

The key to getting some is to get them in Brazil, Panama, Dominican Republic. I pretty much buy all my jeans in Latin America cause they have more stretch AND the women down there have curves and love to show them, so of course the clothing market makes clothing that accentuates that. I was so amazed that I stared at a store display for like 20 minutes in Panama cause all the mannequins had huge asses.

I only buy American jeans when I’m going for that boxy, I-look-like-a-lego-block look which is . . . never.

10 07 2008
Knatural

AHAHAHAHAHHAAH Muse. Especially a cool, rainy Saturday,fully stocked kitchen, freshly washed sheets…
Is it gonna rain this weekend?

10 07 2008
10 07 2008
Muse

I need to find a husband so I can turn him into my personal sex slave.

Oh yeah we can do that emotional stuff to make sure I acknowledge his feelings, let him go out with the boys, and do man stuff.

10 07 2008
Jo

cosign on Muse

10 07 2008
ViK

Waaaaaaaaait. Jesse Jackson? The one who fathered a daughter by another woman? I need some clarification on the Black community’s daddy issues, please Rev.

10 07 2008
Knatural

books are for nerdy bifocal-wearing nerds

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ muse…my man left me to become a local rapper.

Boy, I sure do know how to pick em.

Back to books.

Good Read: The Icayrus Girl (weird story, but good). Anything by Alisa Valdez-Rodrigues (The Dirty Girls Social Club is my fave), I Gave it All I Had (Zoe Valdes), Cosmopolitan Girls, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Da Vinci Code, Timeline, The Devil Wears Prada, Not Without Laughter (Langston Hughes)…

Yes, I’m a bookworm. And I wear glasses, not bifocals. I’m only blind in one eye. Don’t hate on my sexyness.

10 07 2008
NotBlonde

Do you ladies know of any vibrator that is good? I’ve heard Rabbits of any kind are as well as Hitachi Magic Wands….I just got paid and wanted to purchase my very first vibrator. It’s sad that I’m 22 and this will be the first :(.

And a few more things: don’t knock anal sex until you’ve tried it. If you’ve tried it and you don’t like it, then it isn’t for you. If you’re just saying you won’t do it because it’s “gross” or whatever, then you are making ignorant statements. Anal sex can be quite pleasurable. Not that I would know 😉

Rain boots are really cute when they fit right and it’s raining. It rains for like, 2 weeks in a row here so rainboots are definitely an option for footwear.

The most sex I’ve had in a day I can’t really remember how many times exactly because it was one of those stay-in-bed all day things. We must have had sex every hour, on the hour since he woke me up at 8am until we went to sleep at around midnight. Mind you, we were both 18 at the time.

10 07 2008
Jo

Good read:

Anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez (i.e.: Love in the Time of Cholera, One Thousand Years of Solitude, etc.), Richard Wright’s Native Son, Rebecca Walker’s Black, White, and Jewish, Toni Morrison’s Love, Alice Seabold’s Lovely Bones, and everything by David Sedaris.

10 07 2008
nelo

@Head

I understand. I’ve had one of those too. The beau and I did it 14 times in 8 hours.

10 07 2008
Nice

Richard Wright is my favorite author. I love Native Son and Black Boy.

10 07 2008
Knatural

I just got paid and wanted to purchase my very first vibrator. It’s sad that I’m 22 and this will be the first.
No. I’m 27 and a HALF and I’ve never even seen one.

Jo, yes. Garcia is my favorite writer. Though I had to re-read One Hundred Years of Solitude…that shit was weird, all those repeating names confused me. Add that with whatever’s lost in translation, it confused my feeble wittle bwain.

10 07 2008
Muse

Jo,

Thousand Years of Solitude is my FAVORITE BOOK. I’ve read it about 5 times already. I highly recommend everyone to check it out.

Here are some of my mother personal favorites.

-The Road by Cormac McCarthy
-Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
-Years of Rice and Salt (another favorite by Kim Stanley Robinson)
Shoot Kim Stanley Robinson is my favorite science fiction writer
-What Dreams May Come by Richard Matheson
-American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis (the book is sick but I love it LOL)
– The Emperor of Ocean Park by Stephen L. Carter

I’ll buy dinner if you guys don’t like any of the books I recommend

10 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

*writes down muse’s recommendations*

10 07 2008
nelo

Has anyone ever read Dante’s Inferno?

I really like Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe.

I also like Persepolis.

My favorite play is Merchant of Venice.

10 07 2008
Angry IV

Alright you all have done it. Time to go get some bandersnatch for the evening. Ta-ta, ladies.

10 07 2008
Knatural

Another one: The Known World by Edward P. Jones – it’s about a fictional Black family who owned slaves. I was so attached to the characters I didn’t want to finish the book.

Muse, you’re a nerd, you make me sick.

10 07 2008
Muse

Native Son and Black Boy are great but depressing novels. I remember being sad for a whole month when I was a kid after reading both books. I also remember hating all the white kids in my class because they thought they could ask me questions about the book.

10 07 2008
Angry IV

Dante’s Inferno – interesting

Things Fall Apart – interesting as well

Haven’t read the other.

An Ordinary Man by Paul Rusesabagina – everyone should read this, it’s the story that inspired the movie Hotel Rwanda.

The Zombie Survival Guide.

10 07 2008
Jo

@Knat: It took me two tries as well, but it’s still one of my favorites. Next up: trying to read it in the original Spanish.

@Muse: I’ve been meaning to pick up a Cormac McCarthy novel ever since I saw No Country for Old Men. Also, if you liked American Psycho, I hear that Rules of Attraction is also good (the main character is the little brother of Psycho’s protagonist). Both were made into movies (Christian Bale is so hot/scary in that role, it’s not even funny). If you like sci fi, I highly recommend Octavia Butler. She bust the Afram sci fi genre wide open. I’ll definitely check out your recommendations.

10 07 2008
Muse

LMAO.

Angry I love Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z. Are you prepared to face a zombie invasion? I’m such a geek, I found myself examining my house and the tools at my disposal. Based on my initial assessment I would have a 65% chance of surviving. LOL.

10 07 2008
Muse

Jo,

I’ve read all of Octavia Butler’s books. I’ve also read Rules of Attraction. ehehehe. I read….a lot.

10 07 2008
Jo

Lol…it seems then, that I have some catching up to do.

10 07 2008
Shay-d-lady

I dont understand why people keep saying that skinny jeans are made for people with booty. I am sorry they are not, they are not flattering and skinny jeans turns your whole body into a triangle emphasizing the hips, waist and thighs, now a few chicks can pull it off but a lot of girls with booty end up looking way hippier than they intended or realized. I hate them, i am short with a “booty” and I prefer a wide leg to a skinny jean any day….

I also recommend the books The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy and Moth Smoke by Mohsin Hamid

10 07 2008
Shay-d-lady

Things Fall Apart is one of my favorite novels of all time……

10 07 2008
Muse

OH How did I forget Futureland by Walter Mosley….

10 07 2008
Omar

Anything by Walter Mosley is good.

10 07 2008
Ne'

My favorite pass time use to be reading a book then have my boyfriend slap it away with his penis LOL.

omg muse you just killed kenny

I have never owned a didlo either. I have had a bullet though. 😉

10 07 2008
shyGirl

I guess the skinny jeans are why I get absolutely no play…those and the latex leggings…

10 07 2008
Ne'

Right now I am reading…

The note book and after that it will be the zoo keepers wife

10 07 2008
Nice

@Muse, Yes, as a girl, I remember sitting in my room and bawling after I read both books. But I am like that after reading anything without a happy ending.

As anyone read the book Our Kind of People by Laurence Otis Graham about the Black upper class?

10 07 2008
Muse

I’ve never purchased a Dildo. I’m curious though. My friends swear by the Rabbit.

10 07 2008
Nice

oops, I meant Has

10 07 2008
Ne'

I love book recommendations, THANKS MUSE!

I’ve heard about the rabbit too. I hope it never happens but if my man and i ever separate I will have to purchase one because, I will NOT be having sex with someone else for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Knat-I just got paid and wanted to purchase my very first vibrator. It’s sad that I’m 22 and this will be the first.
No. I’m 27 and a HALF and I’ve never even seen one.

bwhahahah damn girl…the 1st one i saw in person was when me and my friend went to Night Dreams in Bethesda after school one day and she bought this sparkley blue vibrator and she named it Vinny after her crush Vin Desiel at the time. SMH I didnt get my 1st and only mini vibrator until last yr… Vibrators are the DEVIL!!!

10 07 2008
Muse

Wait a fucking minute. Mrs. Epps you let some girl eat your coochie? Oh wow…I missed a lot today.

10 07 2008
4m_no_2_dc

i’ll fit my hip-ty ass in some skinny jeans…. lol
but fa real, i’m down with the FEMALE skinny jean movement.
too bad i could only find 1 pair of skinny jeans…they don’t come in black girl hips sizes too often 😉

10 07 2008
chaoticdiva

you know what, Dereon had some shapely skinny jeans…

forgot about those.

10 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Muse I was totally wasted.. and i was curious so i said fuck it…never under estimate the Mrs. Epps Wild side..i’ve done some shit in my life… my life would be an interesting book.

10 07 2008
HeavenLeiBlu

Dammit how’d I miss the book/sex/dildo discussion?

I hear those rabbits are wack and cause desensitization. I’m gonna get a hitachi magic wand and the g spot attachment before the summer is over. My beatpice is pissing me off and I usually don’t withhold sex even if I’m mad, but if i don’t get what I want within the next week, it’s gonna be me and my toyfriend.

10 07 2008
vitazza

OMG yall still talking about rabbits and such!!!! Miss LeiBlu
I think desensitization comes from applying too much pressure with a high vibrant tho. The rabbit is fine …mine was

10 07 2008
shabooty

I’ll let Jesse Jackson do my dirt talkin for me:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa1oM8-1LfM)
$

10 07 2008
vitazza

shabooty where the Frakkity Frak you been???

10 07 2008
vitazza

S-booty your links dont work half the time wtf!!! argghh

10 07 2008
Janus

LOLOLOL i don’t even know what to say…. the posts went from talk abt skinny jeans to girls sizes to experimenting/anal sex to normal sex to men who would get it to vibrators and finally books (of all things!!)…. y’all ARE crazy.

My kinda crowd :D… i love u ppl lol smh

10 07 2008
hey dumbass

i think the official term for male camel-toe is “ninja boot”.

10 07 2008
Angry IV

Everyone make sure that you wash your feet. Wouldn’t want your roommate to kill you.

10 07 2008
Knatural

NINJA BOOT!
ahahahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahah

10 07 2008
Sister Toldja

I like tragic mullato books: Quicksand, Passing, Black White And Jewish, Caucasia, etc. I don’t know why, because when real life mullatos complain about being caught between “two worlds”, I throw chicken bones at them. Which is very labor intensive, because I don’t eat chicken, so I have to pull the meat off then throw them. I keed, I keed. I know how your people are about your yardbird.

Black Macho And The Myth Of The Superwoman is my bible.

10 07 2008
Cheekie

“Cliff Huxtable’s dad on the Cosby show…gay!”

I’m late as hell, but WTF???

Well, actually, thinking about it, I always thought there was something “theater” about him.

11 07 2008
blipster

Congrats..you are now officially old..

11 07 2008
DJStylus

Thug Slaughter Force has your back.

11 07 2008
the Truth

Dude + Skinny Jeans= Homosexual

Not being a homophobe it’s just the truth. No man who cares about his nuts, wants to have kids, or has any self respect would be caught dead in skinny jeans. This hipster, emo bull shit was not made for black people. As much as I hate saggy jeans and White T’s at least it was a semi masculine and economical fashion statement. Now guys are spending 200 dollars to look like anorexic white girls. I don’t get it. Can’t we all just wear a nice pair of slacks and an button down shirt?

11 07 2008
Faux Gentleman

Word. Then again, D.C. has more skinny jean wearing homos per capita than any other city in the free world (other than the homo capital – San Fran.)

12 07 2008
NYCFRANK

It is not the skinny jeans, its the fucking wearer that makes them ugly. If you have a great pair of legs, why not, go ahead and flaunt them.

13 07 2008
MiracleMax

First off, you stole that Kate Moss breeze joke from Family Guy, where a draft from a window sucks her out. Its still funny as hell.

Second, FAT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT WHERE SKINNY JEANS! I saw a gaggle of fat and skinny emo/scene kids at the mall the other day and you could just tell the fat people were sooo uncomfortable in those jeans, but to be excepted they had to wear the uniform. Its an ugly trend, i dont own skinny jeans and im glad i never have. I have lowwish rise jeans with a boot cut, but thats about as gay as i can get in the jeans department. Plus im not fat, and i have a good body. Ive done some modeling in college to pay the bills. Im not against fat people, but if you want to wear thin people clothes, put the fucking fork down, or pick up a spoon and shove that shit down your throat. Nothing looks sadder or worse then a fat person pretending to be thin.
I lived in France for awhile, and I barely remember seeing a fat person, and the fat people i saw were usually american. But to be fair, Skinny jeans do work if your hot, have a great ass and a high ass pair of heels. But i guess anything looks good on you if your hot.
Dont you think we should have laws set up for certain items of clothing to never be worn. As in leisure suits, platform asian TAB shoes, ripped jeans, jackets with leather patches on the elbow, everything made in the 80s, everything made in the 30s, the rachel haircut (it may not be clothes, but its damn bad), and polka dots.

22 07 2008
msgrant423

Personally, I love skinny jeans. And though I am a women of color, I don’t have a whole lotta ass or hips nor am I skin and bones. I must admit that everytime I wear my skinny jeans I get compliments “Girl, I think your but gettin big” LOL. So I love them damn jeans and I am going to get more this weekend! HA!
However, I must agree the first time I saw a dude in skinny jeans (circa 2005) I think I threw up in my mouth just a lil bit!

6 08 2008
She Is Qui

really, what is the point? why in the hell would a man want to wear skinny jeans? skinny jeans are made to hug the booty. why would a man want that? walking around with tight ass pants and wonder why you’re feeling and ass draft! smh

16 08 2008
hmm

Bit of a misfire with this one – they aren’t going anywhere, guys and girls look good in them. People who hate them are usually angry or fat or angry at being fat because they show every bodily flaw a person has and then some. What you should have included was how bad they look on people who are too big to wear them usually accompanied by or part of a scene of people who fit them perfectly. When big people have that ridge of fat screaming mercy me over the waistband of skinnies then it’s all over. Now coloured skinnies do look tehbull.

27 12 2008
tdr

I can’t believe people are hating on skinnies.

Majority of the people who commented with the anti skinny jean protest are mainly FAT or have no sense of style. Some clothes are made for skinny people and some are made for fat people. And if you wanna wear things skinny people where than you should lose weight.

Straight guys in skinny jeans is actually a signal of masculine security. If you know you arent gay because of the jeans you wear you have nothing to worry about. I own a lot of skinny jeans and so do my friends, people hate us for it, but we get more girls than the dudes in the oversized t-shirts and size 40 jeans.

Blacks have go to move fashion foward. [because yall are lacking.]

27 12 2008
Gloss

I’m too impatient to read through every comment, but I will say that Skinny Jeans make my already round ass look amazing…I will never wear baggy jeans ever. Surely you’re not interested in a world of women in baggy jeans and pantsuits and shit.

3 01 2009
Dude

TDR is right, u’r commie on the ‘faggies’ in ‘gaggies’ in ‘skiniess’ or wuteva da fuck is so off. You need to get wit’ the program.

23 02 2009
.jimmyjuicebox.

FUCK YOU PEOPLE.
skinny jeans are fucking delicious on.
me and my boy both wear them.
any guy who thinks skinny jeans arent hot isnt fashion forward and needs to die.

9 03 2009
CM

Wow…this really shows that ignorance still exsits among blacks. You’re even afraid to wear whatever you want to wear in fear of looking gay…or a “lesser man”. I also I like how you use the word fag…yeah reeeal classy. Keep up the good work because your only reinforcing all of the social norms white wants to reduce you to…ignorant, thug, baggy clothes wearing dumbasses…

5 04 2009
linda

you guys are forgetting 1 thing skinny jeans are great for – tucking into boots! yeah ever tried tucking bootcut/flare jeans into boots? it’s annoying. I never used to wear skinny jeans but now I own 3 pairs just for tucking into my boots. Occasionally I’ll wear them with heels too. I have short legs and I feel like they make my legs look even shorter if I wear ’em with flats.

21 04 2009
Amy

I LUV SKINNY JEANS. with heels, boots and flats 😀 i own 6 pairs! 😄 there great and i think they look good on boys. and no im no emo… but yeah i think everyone looks great in them. whatever colour u are and whatever ever size u are. xxxx

7 07 2009
megan

omg black pep wtf yal now have a website skinny jeans look good and if you dont like em dont say anything! damn yal can never keep yals mouths shut. and wats ups w the obama add up top. He already has us bankrupt. the only reason yal like him is cause he is black. I hope he does get us in trouble just so yal do regret voting him!!!!

18 07 2009
Vince

i wear womens pants and im a guy
haha

stretchy as fuck
🙂

but i get hella shit talked about me, i just dont give a fuck
skinny jeans attract attention and its easy to spot haters, haha

FUCk you haters
who gives a shhiit
yadaaaaaaaaaaa

29 07 2009
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17 08 2009
Matt

Very true man no one likes an anorexic chick its gross and models and the fucking media perpetuate that bullshit and its always made me mad I’d rather sleep with a chick with a little too much meat on the bones than none at all. Thick chicks is where its at and I agree I dunno what they are feeding our white girls(I’m white) but fuck if it aint working in the ass department. Still to me Brazilian chicks>>>>>>>>all in the ass department even their skinny chicks pack a nice ass.

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