Thoughts for Tuesday: Time to Get Mad

1 07 2008

Life is fun:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/06/30/lah.white.cafe.cnn

http://www.dailylocal.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=19814060&BRD=1671&PAG=461&dept_id=635398&rfi=6

http://www.snopes.com/politics/mccain/cindy.asp

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/13/branded.ap/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCXE9ZJb-RI

http://www.mediatakeout.com/23331/lmao_church_ladys_wig_flies_off_as_she_catches_the_spirit.html

Also, a partial Revelation of…The Project:

Part of…The Project…involves a book. No, I did not get a book deal. I’ve been approached by several agents and even one publisher, but there’s something about them all that pisses me off. So instead, I’ll be writing, publishing, and distributing the book my damn self (unless I’m greeted by a publisher that doesn’t make my blood boil).

Book Details:

  • Title: [Confidential]
  • Content: 100% original content. Definitely not a cheap extension of the blog rendered unique only by the trite and simple fact that you now have to pay for what you’d ordinarily be getting for free. I hate when people do that shit.
  • Theme: Humorous (I hope) but accurate (I hope) social commentary
  • Length: 120 – 150 pages (tentative)
  • Price: I have no idea, but I’m going to try to keep it under $20. Wampum trades may also be considered. Or not.
  • Release Date: On or before August 31, 2008 (tentative)

This is not related to another part of…The Project…for which I solicited information about black businesses last week. The Project…is indeed multifaceted.

That is all.

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357 responses

1 07 2008
JD

I think the book will be some sort of analytical thesis on the racist overtones of the Killer Whale… and the Zebra.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Will there be pictures??? If not, I don’t care 😀

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

OOOO a book cant wait!

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

LMAOOOO@ larry williams directions….get that GPS and call it a day

1 07 2008
Landon

CHRIS:

Are you looking for any investors?

2nd: i now know why WE LOVE WATERMELON 🙂

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,374267,00.html

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

hmm i wonder if that all white japanese cafe is the equivalent to a strip club for women. Fulfills their fantasy… lust after a stranger… come home broke …

1 07 2008
Landon

no one is here today 😦

1 07 2008
Knatural

Oh.My.God.
That chick branded a guy? With the help of two other guys, but still! Crazy.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

thats because you smell bad landon. Everyone’s on the other side of the blog

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

I’m trying to find some classic shabooty quotes so my friends can stop asking me who shabooty is and why i’m a fan. Does anybody remember which posts he got most buck in?

1 07 2008
Landon

He slept with her and never called her back… so she got his ASS, lol
LMAO

I have a brand and it didnt hurt because one its on my shoulder two we smacke teh shit out of it so i wouldnt feel it before i got the brand…

but to get a brand on your stomach… and the area was not numbed…. GOOD GOD i would of SHOT THE BITCH.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,374267,00.html

1 07 2008
Landon

willnotbetelevised:

this is coming from a girl who sets off the FIRE ALARM every time she crosses her legs…..

SIT DOWN and keep your dam legs CLOSED!

1 07 2008
Esquire

By August 31, 2008??? Damn you are fast. I really commend you!

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

prepubescent midgets don’t phase me bukky. Nice to see you back, I would’ve thought you’d enjoy the branding..

1 07 2008
shabooty

The foreword will be written by me, I will just trace my middle-finger/hand.

my finger nails will be scratch and sniff… of vag.

1 07 2008
Landon
1 07 2008
Knatural

WNBT – There’s your quote.

1 07 2008
datswhatsup

love the closing picture!
good luck.
will purchase.
you’re awesome.

1 07 2008
Landon

WNBT – you ask and you shall recieve… lol

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

you are correct knat. thats pretty much all i need to describe shababy. Well maybe i’ll throw in that gyro quote just to beat a dead horse.

landon when i’m bored i miss when you’re not around. Who will I have to make fun of? One day you will know a grown woman, don’t worry. You’ll grow chest hair and all sorts of special changes happen to your body during puberty.

1 07 2008
theylikemyneworleansdemeanor

good morning everyone!
yay! a book!
lol@ willnotbetele….
One day you will know a grown woman, don’t worry. You’ll grow chest hair and all sorts of special changes happen to your body during puberty.

i feel like I’m 10 again, an my mom is trying to talk to my brother about “changes”….lmao.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

i aim to please

1 07 2008
Landon

not your men!

1 07 2008
theylikemyneworleansdemeanor

what everyone’s plans for the 4th?

1 07 2008
Landon

Willnotbetelevised:

its funny you dis one of the men who are tall enough to even holla at you on this site…

i am good on the chest hair, i only have a little and i want to keep it that way… TACO MEAT Is not sexy, lol

midget…. yeah…. didnt know 6 feet was midget… so what are you a dwarf?

1 07 2008
Landon

NO Demeanor:

Sadly cant make it to DC… So we are having a BBQ / POOL PARTY IN JERSEY

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

eww shabooty…i love you…

im sleepy…yawn

1 07 2008
theylikemyneworleansdemeanor

i dunno what to do, cause i’m not from this area and everyone is all apeshit about firewroks in dc….

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Don’t need no internet posers here. Have real life peen in the other room. Landon, are you trying to celebrate my departure for the 4th? I swear I will consider you midget sized until otherwise proven. It’s all love bukky, but theres nothing else for me to do on my vacation day except see how riled up i can get you and your 2 chest naps.

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Landon chest hair is sexy to me…its manly 🙂 but to much is scary esp if its on the back too…

As for the Fiesta on the 4th..i cant make it 😦 i wanna go so bad but i have prior plans with the family.. fam comes 1st soo yea.. i hope you crazy mofo’s have fun!!

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

I aim to please should always have an asteriks for you landon. and mebbe shabooty. Pleasing shabooty scares me.

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

LMAOO@ 2 chest naps..smh

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Back, shoulder, foot, hand, ass hair is always unattractive. Aww Mrs. Epps, how is there going to be a party without you? You can sneak into the park, no need to make up excuses about how you momma wants you around at midnight to tuck her into bed

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

good comeback though bukky, i knew i left myself open when i pressed send.

1 07 2008
Landon

hey i like tall girls… it makes it easier for me to dance with yall. WHen y’all are mad short dancing with yal hurts my damn back bending down.

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

And it hurts tryna stick your booty into the crotch of a short man, for sure.

Damn midgets.

And g’morn, folks.

1 07 2008
Landon

LMAO ]

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…is that a shot at me?

@ everyone else…hello!

1 07 2008
Landon

Duva you have a special place in my heart…. you being all crazy and stuff and cant stop guys for falling for you 😉

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

You just want to rest your head on my shoulder. Sorry bukky, nachomama.

On another note, i’m slightly taller than my current CI and hes mad publicly affectionate. Is it wrong that I don’t really like the look of him sleeping* on my shoulder on the train?

*Him got 2 jobs at the time so sleeping is ok. In living color flashback for y’all. http://youtube.com/watch?v=pIERu94kHVA

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

8th wonder, that is exactly the type of quote everyone should wake up to.

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

@ WNBT

I heart pub. affection, I really do.

That man’s putting in work, I say let him lay his head on your pillow and just relax.

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

LOL

Yeah, I guess I should have clarified that happens WHEN DANCING, seeing as how a shortie wouldnt make it into my den o’ sin at anytime, ever, but oh well.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Huh, now we’re bashing ‘short’ men again? *sigh*

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

LOL@ WNBT girllllllllll seriously… friday is gonna be busy ass shit for me…we a having a mini cookout/crab feast at our house with friends and mom-in-law then going to my parents house for fireworks and potluck cookout dinner thingy…and then going to a house party in DC…so yea blah and on top of that we are sitting 4 dogs and of course we have our own dog so we will have 5 sooo umm yea..i dunno if i’ll have time for the Park.. but i’ll see..

1 07 2008
Knatural

Damn Amazons.

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

8th Wonder-And it hurts tryna stick your booty into the crotch of a short man, for sure.

Amen!!!

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

^^^loves being an Amazon!!! every man loves long legs secretly….

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

pttttbbb! midget. But don’t worry knat, we’ll leave you all the under 5’8″ men. There’s some cuties on your height level.

1 07 2008
B

Dude I love you man, I’d buy the book!

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

No, all men love long legs publicly. My legs used to be perfection. I gotta start playing basketball again…. sigh. no time no time.

1 07 2008
HeadNutInCharge

im looking forward to it. Will it be a choose your own adventure?

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

Knat, you got it good, yo. It’s been Fourscore and seven years ago since I saw a tall man that really made my motor run.

Being an amazon is cool until I go to Nine West and can’t find a sexy heel under 4 inches.

1 07 2008
jg14

WOW @ “Choose your own adventure” I would spend hours with those books. I would try to read it straight through too. LOL

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

IT SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! I’d always cheat in those jokers anyway. It should be choose your own adventure where every possibility is you die. In fact why was choose your own adventure so morbid. You were always dying or ending up imprisoned to death. they never just let you go home.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Girl rock the 4″ heels. Unless you’re dating Landon, it would make him feel insecure. Otherwise just pretend you’re an model everywhere you go.

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

Yeah, heels are my kryptonite. But I also cant be shorter than my man in said heels, that’s a no-go.

So the 4’s are rarely an option, lol.

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

Isn’t Landon like 5’5 anyway?

*snicker*

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

Girl rock the 4″ heels. Unless you’re dating Landon, it would make him feel insecure. Otherwise just pretend you’re an model everywhere you go.

thats exactly what i do.. i roll up to the gas stations and have all the dudes eyes on me like dammmmmnnnn… sadly when i am with my man i wear my regular sandals and shit since he is only 5’8 haha so i dont look like his young looking mother hahah but he doesnt mind at all…he’s secure in his “shortness”

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

I AM SO MAD, i was dressed in my professional and my CI came up super casual in the city on his brand new bike (in the city) rocking just the undershirt white T. And I pick up some grapes from this fruit stand bordercrosser and he asked me if that was my son. TOO FUCKING PISSED. I know damn well I don’t look that old and he doesn’t look that young, i think the bike and the professional gear threw him off and I know black don’t crack but I think he was trying to get real fucking smart with me. I wanted to throw his own mangoes in his face. Damn sea-person

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

BTW my girl just introduced me to the absolute ignorance of sea-person and its my word of the week.

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

I am dead at the following:

Bordercrosser
Sea-person

fucking dead.

And what does CI mean?

1 07 2008
Landon

AHHAHAHAHHA you age like middle age white woman hahahha

1 07 2008
Muse

Females are pretty off these days. Whatever the guy did, he didn’t deserve to be branded like a damn slave…Crazy ass bitches.

Also I’m surprised that the media has not zeroed in on Cindy McCain. The chick is a money laundering, druggie, man stealing hoe. The McCains have questionable morals. Any man who cheats then leaves on his ill wife is a piece of crap in my book and deserves all the bad karma in the world.

1 07 2008
1 07 2008
Landon

agree with MUSE… \

but no one talks about that…. someone needs to bring that up!

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

I got a babyface bukky. However I was unfortunately dressed like a middle age white woman. Also i think that damn bordercrosser was trying to imply i had a child when i was a teenager or something. Don’t make assumptions about me just because I only bought $2 worth of grapes on the street corner. All that means is i wanted $2 worth of grapes. I got money for more grapes, i just didn’t want no mo’ grapes.
And thats why i don’t buy watermelon from sea-people. They always got shit-eating grins on their faces when they see you looking.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Yea, but you know in this country white women are off precious limits. Michelle Obama would be instantly blamed if anyone paid afuckingtention to cindy mccain.

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

wtf is a sea-person hahahahhha too funny

1 07 2008
Knatural

Some women are crazy. Any woman who would actually pitch a brick through a dude’s windshield, bleach his suits, or plot any other method of stupid revenge, should be shaved bald and have the words “stupid bitch” tattooed on her scalp.

1 07 2008
Bailey Blues

hey peoples! I agree with Muse. If he wasn’t beating your ass, I don’t think branding a dude is okay. Not to mention she plotted that out and came back and did it 2 years later AND her new boyfriend helped…wtf??? His d must of made her lose her mind.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Hahaha mrs. epps, according to my girl you are half-sea-person.

Sea-person: any immigrant who had to immigrate via crossing a major body of water like the ocean, gulf of mexico, the 90 mile straight btw florida and cuba. Most specifically black Caribbeans but can be used for peeterricans, cubanos, dominicans who aren’t actually black or any south american you feel like throwing into the bundle b.c. you’re pissed.

1 07 2008
Landon

Now they are sayign she is too over qualified and that middle american women can not connect with her. So she is being punished for working hard and makign ehr own money by going to school and living the American Dream while Cindy got most of her money because her family was rich… HOW IS WORKIGN HARD for all she has gained going to be used against her.

1 07 2008
Bailey Blues

FYI!

Did you know that companies in the US have said they would hire a white man with a felony record and no high school education BEFORE they would hire a black man with NO criminal record and a 4-year degree?

On Monday July 23 at 9pm and Tuesday July 24 at 9pm, CNN will premier a series, “Black in America with Soledad O’Brien” and I personally challenge you to watch it WITH your children, especially your sons, if you have any, uninterrupted. The aforementioned statistic and many others will be revealed during the series.

A co workers sister had the privilege of meeting with Soledad O’Brien and actually SEEING this premier on Monday, and what she saw brought tears to her eyes along with anguish, frustration, and a sense of helplessness to her soul.

On Monday the series will focus on Women and Families and Tuesday is dedicated entirely to the plight of the Black Man in America.

Feel free to pass this email on or go here for more information:

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2008/black.in.america/

1 07 2008
Mrs.Epps

LMAOOOOO@ WNBT ok i get it hahah i’ll have to use that one now…

1 07 2008
Bailey Blues

Everyone should check this out on July 23 and 24th…

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2008/black.in.america/

1 07 2008
Jeresmom

I am crying over here at ‘bordercrosser’ and ‘sea-person’. I really had to put a caller on mute for laughing so hard.
Oh I know I am late but choose your adventure books were the shit. I want to find some to introduce to my son.

1 07 2008
Esko

@ knatural
agreed
sorta like a dontdatehimgirl except in real life

@ 8th wonder
I’m 5’4
it’s hilarious

@ Landon
duh, thats exactly why we love donothing hoebags like Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag and don’t even know who Shirley Chisholm is. No work+ “great success” = awesome. Hard work+ great success= boring.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Bailey – I’m definitely going to watch. And I will tell ALL of my friends, not just the Black ones. or Black American ones. Errybody.

1 07 2008
Bailey Blues

Knat – Cool. Everyone should try to do the same. I hear it evokes so many emotions. And it’ll be good to have a discussion about after.

1 07 2008
jg14

@ Bailey Blues… Black in America… some of the footage they will be using was taken at my job. Very sad indeed. I talked to the people that were there from CNN and gave my two cent on the situation. I tried to be positive and uplifting, yet slightly honest.

1 07 2008
Buzz Session

Did anybody watch the first link. Those white dudes who are serving those Asian chicks are totally screwing them. Isn’t that why all white guys go to Japan…to catch “yellow fever”?

That’s what I read over at stuffthatwhitepeoplelike…Asian girls are like crack to white guys.

http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/

1 07 2008
Buzz Session

I’ll watch but I’m sure it’ll reveal every fucked up statistic about Black America that’ll make me want to turn into Nat Turner.

http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Muse (16:01:28) :

Any man who cheats then leaves on his ill wife is a piece of crap in my book and deserves all the bad karma in the world.

Yeah, that’s pretty effed up that McCain’s first wife waited for him through the war, raised their 2 kids (I’m assuming they’d already been born), went through that accident, surgery, and recovery alone, and then he left her. And I like how they try to make it sound like he didn’t cheat on her. Man, we can do math!! Anywhoo – it reminds me of Mandela. Don’t get me wrong, I love him just as much as the next person, but does anyone have any knowledge of him and Winnie’s divorce? I mean 27 years? 27 years behind bars and then you come out and get a divorce? At least he didn’t cheat on her though (that I’ve heard about).

1 07 2008
Cheekie

Oh yeah, I’ve been anxious for CNN’s Black in America since I first saw the promo awhile ago. I can’t wait for it. I really hope it doesn’t gloss over a THING. Bring this shit to the forefront, for real.

It’d be great to come back here and discuss with ya’ll.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Not that I support McCain, because I don’t don’t, but I don’t think it’s fair to judge “great men” by their personal lives, adulterous tendencies, or even certain comments. MLK, Jr. cheated on Coretta, Gandhi said some racist shit about Africans, Bob Marley cheated on Rita and had outside kids…the list goes on.

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

He really should’ve taken a long hard look at dude’s hand before he agreed to this.

1 07 2008

lmaoo @ that damn slap/knock out

1 07 2008
Omar

@Knat – Don’t forget JFK’s cheating ass, and we definitely can’t forget Slick Dick Willy (Bill Clinton).

1 07 2008
Omar

Leaving a handicapped woman hanging is kind of cold though.

1 07 2008
Landon

cheating and leaving a woman because she became ill and handicapped is another thing…

When the tough go going… he got da going…

1 07 2008
Landon

the Effed up thing is his wife prob. stood by him thru his night terrors and nightmares of NAM POst war syndrome and shit and he still left her.

1 07 2008
Vanita

I cant wait for Black in America. But I know I’ll probably be really upset @ what I learn.

Mrs Epps – I kno Im late, but yea, my man is short, and I LOVE my legs and although I cant wear heels that often, I work my 4 inch heels in my freakum dress about once every month. But mostly, Im in sandals or flats. womp womp!
It makes me kinda mad that i cant find any decent looking heels that are about 1-2.5 inches!

1 07 2008
Roger

Hey, Newt Gingrich left his wife…who was battling breast cancer. How’s that for Republican Family Values? I guess it’s okay, so long as he wasn’t schtupping some dude and as long as he continued to profess a belief in an imaginary sky friend.

1 07 2008
Bailey Blues

I agree Knat with not judging someone off their personal life.

But why is it that we as women need to look the other way when men cheat. If a woman cheats, all hell has broken lose. But we are expected to just ignore. Maybe it’s because we expect all men to cheat and if you want to hold on and not be a single ass spinster with cats, you just go with the flow. That shit is annoying and dealing with a cheating man just isn’t cool.

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

If Obama was a grimey dude, he’d point all of this stuff out. But nooooo, he had to go and be classy…

1 07 2008
Landon

LOL… @yonnie

1 07 2008
Esko

Would it be ironic if Carol branded Mccain with a R for republican?

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I’ve never met so many (any for that matter) black athiests. I’ve met people that weren’t “religious,” but not black people that don’t believe in God.

1 07 2008
puff

@ vanita – sadly there are no cute heels under 3 inches, and my religion is against ugly footwear. this is what i tell all the short people who bitch at me for wearing 5 inchers 🙂

newt gingrich… damn. that’s fucked up. what’s worse is that he sounds like he’s named after some kind of amphibian. maybe he should have stuck with the full newton and seemed a little less slimy. my $.02

1 07 2008
Jeresmom

LMAO @ Esko

1 07 2008
sistertoldja

I agree that cheating on a handicapped woman is a new form of low. And I don’t think a man should be entirely judged on his wondering eye. However, I think our society facilitiates and renders male cheating normal. Where as when a female cheats she is low, slutty, scum. Women have to stop being so gotdamn forgiving.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Low heels will come back around soon. Remember a couple of yrs ago, there were so many kitten heels and low heels to choose from. Now everything’s a wedge or stiletto.

1 07 2008
puff

@ ST i totally agree with you. i also hate it when men harp on about a gold-digging woman but say nothing about a wife-beater or cheater – or worst, “well, she was nagging/not giving it up. she kinda had it coming.” both men and women do shit, stop putting too much emphasis on our supposed biological differences to justify/condemn behaviour from men/women respectively.

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Knat, I agree that we shouldn’t judge them solely on their personal lives, but we also shouldn’t judge them solely on their public personas. Both sides of the coin are what make up the whole person. And in McCain and Newt’s case, it becomes more of an issue b/c Republicans/Conservatives try to hold themselves up to be so morally superior – and here you are doing the exact opposite of what you claim to stand for.

1 07 2008
Landon

WHOA hold up –

NO men i know stand for hitting a female (unless in the rare situations it was called for)… One of my boys would be dealt with accordingly if struck another lady.

About cheating your boys do care and say things, espeically if you got a good girl but at the same time they know you are dating and not married. Now if you are married and you are about to do some stupidness they would say hey think about what you are doing you have a wife and kids. If you are just in a regular relationship 9 out of 10 times we turn a blind eye because honestly YOUR NOT MARRIED… its not our place to say whats wrong or right we just try to look out for our boy and make sure he knows what he is doing.

1 07 2008
Vanita

I love me some wedges tho. Not gonna lie, Im kinda unstable in stilettos. I rolled my ankle a few years back and sometime it acts up.

I dont like to see black people catching ‘the holy ghost’. It not that I dont believe in spirits, I do. But when ever I see someone catching ‘the holy ghost’ Im like, Ok, so God and or Jesus told u to roll around on the floor like that? To bear witness to ev’ry body in this church that hes real? OK Grandma. LOL. But seriously, its stupid.

1 07 2008
Vanita

I have never known a man to pass up some free drawers, married or not. It might take a bit more persuasion, and by that I mean you might have to ask him TWICE, but otherwise, No, hes gonna hit it. Married, Relationship, or not.

1 07 2008
Omar

It seems that women judge cheating women more than men do, who was more upset at the Angelina Jolie thing a few years ago men or women…women.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Ok. I just read about John McCain leaving his first wife for Cindy Hensley. He was cold in his actions, especially since she stuck by him during his capture…

1 07 2008
puff

@ landon

i don’t doubt that you and your boys would never hit a woman, and i respect that. however, i do know that at least where i’m from, a lot of women get hit and plenty of men (and unfortunately women) turn a blind eye, almost like it comes with the territory.

i will say this, there are also plenty of women who fuck up their husbands too, but generally because they really did have that shit coming, not just cos the food wasn’t warm or some shit.

on the cheating note – do you, i say, but from my stance if you make a commitment to someone, married or not, the least you should do is be faithful to them. if you don’t think you’re able to do that, be honest about it and deal with the consequences.

1 07 2008
Omar

@Yonnie – I am starting to see a lot of black atheists too, not agnostic but straight up atheists. I blame integration…shit we even had a black serial killer in the DC sniper, we starting to pick up they bad habits.

1 07 2008
Vanita

I was mad @ the Jolie/Pitt/Jenn thing only for a hot second. And that was after I learned Jen was a cold fish in bed. After that I was like, oh. Well I guess she should tried harder. I dunno.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Is Jedi a religion?

1 07 2008
Vanita

I have rarely heard men talk about cheating women, it has been mentioned but we would never dwell on it.
There are two reasons for that. Most women in committed relationships do not cheat.
If they do, you will NOT find out about it.
If you do, it will be the mans fault. (just kidding)

1 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“I have never known a man to pass up some free drawers, married or not. It might take a bit more persuasion, and by that I mean you might have to ask him TWICE, but otherwise, No, hes gonna hit it. Married, Relationship, or not.”

FUCK THAT SHIT.

Two or three weeks ago, I passed up a whole entire night of guilt-free sex with an overly aggressive Brazilian woman who could’ve been Jessica Alba’s twin sister. I did this because I’m dating a girl who, incidentally, a.) has been working on the west coast for over a month, and b.) informed me prior to the Brazilian incident (or, more accurately, non-incident) that she isn’t even sure she wants to be exclusive with me.

Not every dude throws his cock around everywhere, dammit.

1 07 2008
Sister Toldja

“Omar (19:06:54) :

@Yonnie – I am starting to see a lot of black atheists too, not agnostic but straight up atheists. I blame integration…shit we even had a black serial killer in the DC sniper, we starting to pick up they bad habits.”

Such as what, religious intolerance? I’d wager that the fanaticism, homohobia, misogyny and antiquated practices of the Black church are likely moreso to “blame” than intergration.

1 07 2008
Knatural

“I have never known a man to pass up some free drawers, married or not. It might take a bit more persuasion, and by that I mean you might have to ask him TWICE, but otherwise, No, hes gonna hit it. Married, Relationship, or not.”-Vanita
Ewwww, no. Men aren’t that disgusting. They’re still human and possess some form of morality.

1 07 2008
maya

*keeping my mouth shut*

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

(steps up on soap box…clears throat)

This is a terrible part of American culture. Black. White. Across the board. We put way too much stock in “minding our own business.” And since this is such an ingrained part of our culture, things like child abuse, domestic violence, skyrocketing divorce rates, etc. are allowed to run rampant. It takes a village. If you see your sister cheating on his wife – don’t mind your own business. Say something!! If you see your boy hitting his girl – say something!! If you see that your best friend and her husband have gotten of track in their marriage, Say Something!! Encourage open dialoge. Offer to be a mediator. Your friend has a child that they don’t help raise. That shit ain’t cool. Say something. If you know that your neighbor had a daughter, and all of a sudden you don’t see her anymore, SAY SOMETHING!!

My friends know, and have come to accept, that I feel it is my duty to say something. I don’t do it in a “I know better than you do” kind of way – but I don’t (can’t) just sit there and be silent. I’ll say it once and you can choose to listen or not. After that I’m done – b/c you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink…unless you’re Chuck Norris.

1 07 2008
puff

why does the phrase “Brazilian incident” make me giggle?

1 07 2008
Vanita

“I have never known a man to pass up some free drawers, married or not. It might take a bit more persuasion, and by that I mean you might have to ask him TWICE, but otherwise, No, hes gonna hit it. Married, Relationship, or not.”-Vanita
Ewwww, no. Men aren’t that disgusting. They’re still human and possess some form of morality.

LMAO!! I must know so disgusting ass men. I really swear my boyfriend is up to no good because of them. And its not one little isolated group. They are in a couple of my different circles…

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Interesting Chris. Not that you want to put all of your business out in the street – but as a single girl studying relationships, I must ask: Did you pass up the free booty b/c you want her to be exclusive and you didn’t want to give her a reason not to be? If this was obvious to everyone else, I apologize. I have many talents, but reading b/w the lines is not one of them.

1 07 2008
Omar

@ST – these things are more likely to make you put down a religion not necessarily God, my sister is gay (btw, my family’s muslim) she’s not very religious but she still believes in God, she actually says that she is more spiritual than religious.

And another thing we didn’t give up on God through slavery, segregation and constant lynchings I doubt the things you mentioned can be perceived as worse.

By the way I was joking when I made the comment to Yonnie.

1 07 2008
Vanita

And Chris I hope to never hear you say you wished you woulda did the do with that brazillian woman. I woulda, I think brazillians are sexy. And you didnt have anything to lose.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Damn Yonnie…you nosey.

1 07 2008
Vanita

I just cant believe somebody with no strings attached would pass up some gorgeous and willing BRAZILLIAN booty. Those women have amazon asses.

1 07 2008
Landon

Maybe when i was younger i would hit something just because i could (as long as she met my stringent standards), but even then and more so now — i am real selective. i am like BMW with pre-owned cars I do a 130 points inspection.

Now at the ripe age of 27 the game is just too easy its not even fun anymore hence why i opted for a relationship… NOW THATS A CHALLANGE trying to keep myself sane and be in a relationship at the same time… YOU WOMEN ARE NUTS… not crazy need help NUTS (well maybe some), but nuts in how you deduct and use logic or the lack of logic as CHRIS would say.

I remember a girl got upset at me because i asked for her Credit Score… i thought it was a reasonable question. Am i wrong?

1 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

Is the ‘why’ of passing up the booty really that important?

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Sister Toldja 19:20:02) :

Such as what, religious intolerance? I’d wager that the fanaticism, homohobia, misogyny and antiquated practices of the Black church are likely moreso to “blame” than intergration.

ST – for the sake of argument – lets say that I agree with you. I don’t necessarily – but let’s say I do. Those things are man’s doing. People should learn to separate God from “church” and “religion”. Man’s actions shouldn’t have that much power over whether or not people believe in The Creator.

1 07 2008
Ayo

SBPH: “I passed up a whole entire night of guilt-free sex with an overly aggressive Brazilian woman”

Um… how did you know it was going to be a WHOLE ENTIRE NIGHT? You been eating the watermelon Landon was talking bout?

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I told you I’m a student of relationships. I’m trying to prepare for my next go around. But if you don’t care to share, I completely understand.

1 07 2008
maya

“Brazilian incident” makes me think of this one time where I left the waxing place with a little bit of bleeding…

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

Vanita (19:31:14) :

I just cant believe somebody with no strings attached would pass up some gorgeous and willing BRAZILLIAN booty. Those women have amazon asses.

Vanita…go sat down.

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Omar – I think this is the second time that you and I jinxed each other. Was that you with the Jamaican food on Memorial Dr.?

1 07 2008
puff

@ landon ahahahahahahahahaha i’m mad you asked her for her credit score. daaaaaamn were y’all trying to buy a house or some shit? i kid. i guess as the ladies have been throwing out “lists” for a while, i wonder if dudes looking to settle have checklists too.

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

“Brazilian incident” reminds me about the time my boy got arrested at carnival. Landon – ask him about it.

1 07 2008
puff

@ maya damn girl, too much, too much… *eyes watering*

1 07 2008
Omar

@Landon at what point did you ask for the credit score, I know you didn’t do it in the first conversation did you?

1 07 2008
Ayo

@ Landon: Define “stringent standards”.

1 07 2008
Vanita

@ 8th Wonder- I know PLENTY of men. And I know that had they been in that situation, the outcome would have been different.

1 07 2008
B4Prez

Brazilian papazunda!!!!! lol. They have enough azz for everybody!

1 07 2008
maya

@ Puff –

No one told me that you shouldn’t have that done on the week that immediately precedes your cycle. Let’s just say that the waxing had to be done with a slightly heavier hand…and…yeah. Neosporin works great.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Was she Adriana Lima Brazilian or Rojane Santos (model) Brazilian?

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

Vanita,

Now you know it wasnt the part about the men passing it that made me tell you to go sat you ass down, lol!

1 07 2008
Omar

Do women really believe that all men cheat? I can only imagine how that affects your attitude with a man when a relationship starts, it seems a little self-defeating.

1 07 2008
Vanita

Oh LMAO! I had to re-read the comment. But…they do.

1 07 2008
B4Prez

Chris is lying, he jumped on that Brazilian booty with 3 condoms and kept it moving, lol.

No. I know it’s breaking news to some, but there are some of us out here who can think with our other heads at times.

1 07 2008
Vanita

@ Omar – I’ve just seen it soo much throughout my life, with all men, Father, Uncles, Grandfather. To me, a man that doesnt cheat, is pretty rare. And yea, I’ll readily admit that im NUTS as Landon said. I dont know how my boyfriend puts up with me. I dont think that hes cheating, but it like I wouldnt be surprised. I know that a really f-ed up way of viewing things, but like I said, that is ALL I’ve seen all my life.

1 07 2008
Landon

each situation is different but (i can only speak for my self and most of my boys).. The Thrill is in the HUNT… we like the chase… When it is served to you on a platter with no effort it kind of takes the fun out of it for me. That is why i would never have sex with a prostitute, i don’t see the enjoyment (no mental satisfaction)…

Standards: Umm attractive, intelligent, educated (yes they are different), swagger, a little attitude, sweet, nice smile, facial features, independent (financial, stays fit, can maintain her home), not too much baggage (I’m like American Airlines i charge for that shit now), style, DRIVEN, believes in GOD,
a lady in the street and KNOWS WHAT SHE IS DOING IN BED (((((news flash a lot of yall think yall do when in reality NOT SO MUCH, so sad)))) i know i know i never heard any complaints (that’s because very few men are brave enough to say anything and 8 times out 10 they just happy to be getting some… PLUSES (extra credit) love sports, can drive a stick, likes B movies and make fun of them, a sense of humor,

1 07 2008

lmao yonnie

1 07 2008
B4Prez

@Omar – Exactly! So many women have all redy decided everything about you b4 even saying hello. SMH

1 07 2008
Knatural

Omar – No, all men don’t cheat. And just because he may have cheated before, doesn’t mean he’ll cheat in the future where he’s emotionally satisfied.
By-the-way: What defines cheating?

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I do believe that most (not all) men cheat. I base this on my observations of family, friends, and public figures (MLK, Bill Cosby, Jesse). I am definitely not the jealous or suspicious type. I’ve never accused a man that I was dating of cheating. However, I do believe that a woman with a black and white “if he cheats I will divorce him” attitude should never get married b/c the sad odds are that it is going to happen at some point in the marriage. Not to say that if my husband cheated, I wouldn’t divorce him. I might. Then again, we might go to counselling and work it out. But I think that more often than not, and as unfortunate as it is, cheating in a marriage happens.

1 07 2008
Ayo

@ Omar: Have you ever cheated on anyone?
I am going to make and ass out of you and me and say that you have, right? Well, the female you cheated on lists you as the reason she believes all men cheat – along with the rest of the dummies/family members/community figures she knows/TV/Movies/Reality Shows on her list.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Landon, your standards say nothing about cooties.

1 07 2008

Women cheat too.

1 07 2008
Landon

knatural –

Good point, that is why i have the at home test, a lil saliva swap – when you not looking when i am taking off the panties a lil cotton swap and check on the hom lab kit… Put in solution and shake – depending on Color os solution you know her STD past or loack of past… If i could invent that i would be a billionaire…

WRAP IT UP AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 07 2008
puff

@ knat ahahahahahahahahahahaha i love you

@ landon – damn. that’s a serious, but expected, list. just wondering more generally, how much of this shit runs through people’s minds when you first see someone you find attractive? i dunno if it’s just my age, but the sports and movies thing, along with attractive and intelligent is all that makes up my list right now. maybe i should do some research…?

1 07 2008
Vanita

However, I do believe that a woman with a black and white “if he cheats I will divorce him” attitude should never get married b/c the sad odds are that it is going to happen at some point in the marriage.

I’ve always said that if a man cheated on me, I would get his ass back and do the same. But thats the anger and hurt talking. I dont know what I would do, I dont know if i could deal with being cheated on in a marriage. relationship, I can get over. but marriage is supposed to be forever.

1 07 2008
Omar

@Ayo – When I was younger (under 21) I cheated, but I wasn’t in a committed relationship with any of the women. I didn’t do it much and I was never ever caught so they wouldn’t know. So your theory doesn’t actually fit me. The first long term committed relationship that I ever had is the woman I married and I never cheated on her.

I’ve had situations with women where I thought it was going to be exclusive then I found them doing things that let me know it wasn’t, I also have friends that have had women cheat on them and I never thought those things applied to all women. I didn’t even think that about the specific women you may not be inclined to be faithful with one person but things are different with someone else.

1 07 2008
puff

i just thought about it and my list is much longer than that.

1 07 2008
Knatural

If you aren’t committed, it isn’t cheating. Not true?
Again I ask: What is cheating?
Now I ask: What is committment?

1 07 2008
Bailey Blues

I believe MOST men cheat (although I’ve never met any of the small percentage who don’t) if presented with the opportunity. Some might not go out chasing for it, but if it falls into his lap, he will probably go for it (pending it’s not a good look).

I’ve been cheated on and I try not to go into any new relationship thinking he will do the same. The sad thing is, it usually ends with him cheating. I have never met one man in my life who hasn’t cheated…guess that’s what I base my opinion on.

I’m waiting for someone to prove me wrong.

1 07 2008
Landon

not sound like a complete ass but as a man i can be a little more selective now.

The tide has turned where WOMEN dont control the dating scene anymore. When i see bad chicks now it doesn’t even phase me, its almost as if they have to prove themselves more. Sadly many VERY ATTRACTIVE women relied so heavily on their looks which got them the attention when they were 16 to 25 doesnt hold as much weight as it once use to, its like the US dollar. There are so many attractive women just like (her or you) that i need something to sweeten the pot…
I think my list is simple and straight to the point. It points to things that i feel are important and would help me have a long lasting relationship…

1 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“If you aren’t committed, it isn’t cheating. Not true?
Again I ask: What is cheating?
Now I ask: What is committment?”

Who the hell knows. I’m going home to have sex with a wild turkey now. I hate everything right now.

1 07 2008
Ayo

Omar: It might not fit your current life, but if you say you cheated when you were younger, then those women are still affected by the emotion of you ‘cheating’ on them. Its served to shape their current perspective on cheating men. I’m not saying you’re not a good dude, just that the past shapes peoples perspectives on the future – the baggage syndrome. (Although I am still confused as to how you cheated while not in commited relationships…)

Anywho… we all evolve and i think it is great that you are not a cheater. Wish there were more people like you however many people opt to live the ‘I’ma cheat before they do’ mentality. Which is even more stupider.

1 07 2008
B4Prez

Yea, I say if ur not committed then it’s not cheating. Cheating is doing something that you know you shouldnt be doing with sum1 who isnt the person ur in a relationship with.

1 07 2008
Omar

@Ayo – Did you read the part about me not getting caught? They don’t know unless they are reading this right now, and if they are I guarantee you they no longer give a shit.

As for cheating and not being in committed relationships I was just being extra critical of myself, if that doesn’t count than NO I’ve never cheated on anyone.

1 07 2008
Ayo

lol omar…

1 07 2008
Landon

i think women get caught up on sex more so cheating….

i think cheating mentally is worst because thats in your mind and your heart.

I can bust a nut with someone and not think twice about it (and that causes uproar and WWIII) but i can not touch a woman and think about mentally and its cool…

1 07 2008

MY 2 CENTS:

Cheating is having feelings, kissing, sexing, oral-ing<–:) (my new word), spending time, or doing any of the things I mentioned behind my back.

Flirting, having phone conversations, and friendships arent cheating. I dont expect my man to cease all contact with his female friends.

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Damn you Chris with the visuals!!! Yesterday of you taking a shit while tapping away on your laptop – and today of you copulating with a wild turkey. Its kind or hard for me to get these out of my hard drive.

1 07 2008
Vanita

Cheating can be emotional too.

1 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

Ha.

Ha.

Hard Drive.

Ha.

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Landon – if you’re my man – I’ll cut you if I catch you thinking about a bitch

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

I kid. I kid.

1 07 2008
B4Prez

The grass is always greener on the other side…

I know many ppl on here hate anything Tyler Perry has ever even looked at, thought of, or walked by, but you’ll rememeber that 80/20 rule!!! lol

1 07 2008
Landon

Yonni – Landon What you thinking about?
Landon – Nothing, why?
Yonni – Nucca you lying?
Landon – Nah why? put the knife down baby, whats going on??????? (((Frantically looking around)))
Yonni – I can tell you thinking about someone who is not me, why you nervous why you NERVOUS!!!?
Landon – you got a damn KNIFE IN YOUR HAND
Yonni – you thinking about that waitress aint you, ((((begins stabbing)))))

1 07 2008
Landon

greener or tighter , lol 🙂

1 07 2008
Ayo

I dont even know which to say is worse… the mental or physical:

Which is worse finding out your husband gave you AIDS/the syph/the herp from a random person or finding out he ran up the phone bill talking to his boo from high school?

Basically it all sucks.

1 07 2008
Landon

thats messed up!

they say because of Viagra STDS in nursing homes and the elderly has sky rocketed in the last 3 years!

So you need to watch out for Nanny and Uncle Rufus! lol

1 07 2008
B4Prez

lol

1 07 2008
Omar

umm… HELL NO!! the STD is definitely worse. But the fact that a woman can think that a guy calling a high school sweetheart is the equivalent of him giving her AIDS is proof that you just might be a little crazy.

1 07 2008
puff

@ landon goddamnit i did not need to hear that after i just gave my inner fat woman a gastro-work out. Jesus take the wheel…

1 07 2008
Vanita

Yea cheating does suck. I think this is the one day I have read the blog and will go home in an unhappy state.

1 07 2008
B4Prez

@Ayo – I’m gonna go with the phone bill over the STD’s…U can always get the phone turned back on in ur 3 yr old son/cousin/random child’s name, lol. (JOKE, I don’t condone ghetto credit fraud)

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Aaaawwww…. I’m sorry Vanita. We didn’t mean to bring you down. Okay, okay, let’s change the topic.

Fuck Bob Johnson!! I don’t think its been said today

1 07 2008
Ayo

Omar…calm down. They are surely not equivalent. You are certainly in you feelings today.
My point is that with one you might end up with a disease from a random jump-off who was MEANINGLESS and with the other you might end up with a broken heart that is SERIOUS. And both of those SUCK MONKEY BALLS.

1 07 2008

I can say that cheating can really fuck up everything in a relationship.

Trust goes out of the fucking window and now you are paranoid everytime a chick walks by. That’s why before I get in a relationship I explain that the only way we can get through our tough times is communicating. Talk to me let me know…

1 07 2008
Vanita

LOL @ Yonnie. Thanks!

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

You guuuyyyyysssss!! We’re supposed to be cheering up Vanita.

Here Vanita, see if this helps.

1 07 2008
B4Prez

Bob Johnson is my idol! Anything for a check and to keep massa happy.

1 07 2008
Muse

Look at me actually working and I miss a great discussion on cheating.

I hate men who cheat. They disgust me especially when we live in the era of wedlock children, STDs, and the deadly HIV/AIDs virus.

Not every man is a cheating dog but on the other hand I don’t think guys who do the right thing deserve to a damn cookie either. You aren’t supposed to cheat. It’s wrong period. That’s like making a big deal for raising your damn kids. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO RAISE YOUR FREAKING KIDS.

When I date I want a guy to be straight forward with me. If he wants to sleep with other women, he needs to let me know so I can make an informed decision on how to handle our dating situation.

Anyway Chris as for your situation, you did the right thing by not jumping into some random Brazilian pussy. You don’t know where that broad has been and if she is so willing to give up the pussy to some random dude, imagine how many others have been up in her birth canal. That’s a real bottom bitch behavior to go sleep with a random dude you met for the first time at the club.

1 07 2008
Ayo

@ Landon: “they say because of Viagra STDS in nursing homes and the elderly has sky rocketed in the last 3 years!”

My friends grandmother had the Syph for like 10 years before anyone in her nursing home checked her for STD’s and basically suffered through the last days of her life becasue her DEAD husband’s old azz had given her a disease before he passed. Nobody thought to check a 70 year-old widow for STD’s.

1 07 2008
Bailey Blues

“That’s a real bottom bitch behavior”

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! HILARIOUS!

1 07 2008
Muse

Maya I get full Brazilian waxes every three weeks and your vagina is not supposed to bleed. In fact it’s only supposed to hurt a fraction of a second. They must have torn the top layer of your skin off. Good grief. I hope you didn’t go back to her.

1 07 2008
8th Wonder

Hey Yonnie,

According to the results at that lovely site, I can kick the ass of 23 5yr olds.

Let one of them bastards try me today, it’ll be a rumble in the jungle.

1 07 2008
Omar

I can take 28 five year olds.

1 07 2008
Ayo

Omar: That’s cause you have all that energy stored up from not cheating.

1 07 2008
Muse

I’ll beat the shit out of some 5 year olds trying to jump me LOL.

1 07 2008
Muse

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

apparently I can take out 31 five year olds in a fight. I’m so going to hell.

1 07 2008
Vanita

Aww!! The Gov’t blocked that site!!! Imma take the test on my phone tho…

1 07 2008
B4Prez

SMH @ these old ppl trying to keep it poppin’ down at the senior center.

1 07 2008

18 Year olds

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

20. I can take on 20 kids. lol…

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

huh Ne?

1 07 2008
Vanita

I can take 20 five year olds…

1 07 2008
B4Prez

Apparently I can take 30 5yr olds in a fight. I have no shame in using the one with the biggest head as my weapon to beat down the other ones.

1 07 2008
Vanita

*aside*- Ne-Yo rapping on the a millie beat…not too bad considering its Ne-Yo…

1 07 2008
Bailey Blues

i could take out 20 5-year olds

1 07 2008
Landon

So i guess we all AGREE

the morale of the story is

USE PROTECTION AND DONT GET CAUGHT….

1 07 2008
Muse

Landon you are an asshole. How about don’t cheat or stay single? No one is forcing men to settle down. If you want to dive into different vaginas, then do you. No need to lie or cheat.

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Landon will not be bothersome to any more people…I’ve decided to kidnap him. I got a nice spot in the corner of my room where you can sit tied to a chair. Hope you like bondage…lol…

1 07 2008
Vanita

LOL @ Diva…

1 07 2008
Muse

Diva he’ll like that too much for it to be punishment.

1 07 2008
Angry IV

“Not every dude throws his cock around everywhere, dammit.”

1. Cheating/Infidelity is wrong, and I won’t do it.

2. From WebMD: “”Blacks accounted for the greatest percentage of cases among males (44%) and the majority of cases among females (68%),” the report continues. Blacks also had the biggest percentage of pediatric HIV/AIDS diagnoses linked to HIV’s spread to babies from HIV-infected mothers (69%).

The findings “underscore that HIV continues [to] exact a devastating toll on blacks in the United States,” states a CDC news release.”

Need I say more.

1 07 2008
Landon

33 5 year olds haahahahahahah evil laugh

1 07 2008
Muse

Damn Landon are you bringing in a gun or something? I was pretty brutal in my responses and only ended up with 31 lil kiddies.

1 07 2008

i can beat up 18, 5 year olds lol

1 07 2008

Damn muse! I don’t think you all should have chirren!

1 07 2008
Vanita

Thanks everyone for the good discussion. Im headed home for the evening!
Today I learned:

USE PROTECTION AND DONT GET CAUGHT….
I can whoop about 20 five year olds
Not all men cheat.

Thanks again everyone!

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

I was a camp counselor, and proved that. I had the rowdy cabin in which the girls pretty much hated each other by the 3rd day…

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

…proved that I can take 30 5 year olds*

** my cabin consisted of 12 – 10 year olds…so they were bigger, meaner, and had better body-head coordination. Most 5 year olds are still bobbing because they have heads too massive for their bodies.

1 07 2008
Landon

you’re 100 times more likely to die in a car accident but we all et in cars…

Alcohol has shown to shorten one’s life span but we all continue to DRINK “A lot”…. The spread of STD’s is not due to cheating its dut to unprotected sex and bad choices…. I am not saying for anyone to cheat in marriage, but their are far more travesties going on in relationships besides peopel getting their SIDE SEX on… i am not defending it or denouncing it… I am just saying it is what it is… ITS BEEN HAPPENING SINCE the begining of time.

To be honest LOGICALY it does not make sense for 1 man to be with 1 woman. Women out number men by almost 500 million in this world. In almost every speices their are more Females. One of the few speicies that is 1 to 1 are geese (surprisingly stay with one partner) and Praying Mantis and thats because they eat the male (as do some spiders)… UMM i against that whole snatching my head off after having sex…

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

25 five year olds. I think I should go brush up on my martial arts. However using a child as a physical weapon is a-ok with me. They don’t even have to be attacking. Also using a child as a maid, gopher, and/or piece of furniture has been deemed good use in my book. They should make themselves useful instead of running around dirtying things up and eating without paying bills n’shit.

1 07 2008
Muse

I hope you share that philosophy witht he women you date Landon. They have a right to know that there is not chance of being exclusive with you LOL.

1 07 2008

If I had it my way, I ‘d marry 3 men.

There are 3 men that I would marry, each of them have quailites that complete the perfect man. Too bad no man will agree to this.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Damn. Only 14 five yr olds for me. 😦

1 07 2008
Roger

I can fuck up only 22 5 year olds. Pity. Of course, if we involve my car, that number jumps exponentially.

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

I see Landon is ignoring me once again. Ok…I see how it is. I guess I’ll use brute force.

*picks up a chair*

1 07 2008
Omar

I couldn’t resist being math geek here but that 500 million doesn’t amount to much difference. since there are about 6 billion people in the world that is about 3.25 billion women to 2.75 men (probably because of war) that amounts to 1.2 women per one man. Good Luck with that extra 0.2 women.

1 07 2008
Landon

i am not saying that is what i will do MUSE…

To be honest as long as i dont get BORED i am good to go. All i am saying is I understand why people do what they do Male or Female. ANd Females do it PLUS THEY ARE BETTER AT IT! (they dont get caught as much)…

One thing any girl who dates me knows… NO CONDOM NO SEX… i am not going to be that dude to get caught up with that 4 letter word which is a LIFE LONG DISEASE CALLED _ _ _ _

KIDS…. they kill you slowly i tell you… and i am not trying to catch AIDS either. I come from a town that was devastated by AIDS… Mt. Vernon NY had one of the highest rates of infected teens in the 90’s it was REALLY REALLY SAD… I will never CHEAT ON MY WIFE because that is a bond under GOD but from now and then i do what i feel like doing. WHich means nothing or something.

1 07 2008

chaotic you see Landon isn’t a fool.

:GIVES SIDE EYE:

1 07 2008
Knatural

Omar, does that man-woman ratio account for homosexuality?

1 07 2008

Question of the day…

What bores you in a realtionship?

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Omar: I don’t think people took into account homosexuals and those who are incapacitated (prisons, severe retardation, etc).

1 07 2008
Omar

I just do the numbers I don’t know the details.

1 07 2008
Landon

OMAR Are you kidding me!!!

look at a bunch of your older female friends were out of 5 of them only 2 are married and 45% of marriages disolve…

none of the ladies on this WEB site feel they will be one of those 500 million women who will have no lifelong mate… not one of them would sacrafice their chance of a long term mate so one of their friends has a better chance…

Put those 500 million FUCK that…
Lets take 500 single black professional females over 30 looking for a man… put them in a stadium and say there are 10 eligable men waiting for you…. but only the last 10 women standing can get them and each of the 500 women get a different weapon… THERE WOULD BE BLOOD SHED!

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

lol @ ne.

As for boring in a relationship:

Guys who NEVER want to talk about anything. Or they just want to talk about shallow crap. (yes, I dated one like this).

Guys who NEVER want to go anywhere. (dated one)

*sigh* I seem to have bad taste in men.

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…I would find the finest girl in there and turn lesbian in a minute. The women that want children can have the men. If I want penis, I can buy rubber ones. At least I’d have someone to talk to…lol.

1 07 2008

NO activity bores me.

NO communication bores me.

NO sex would bore me.

Me cooking everynight and morning, because you don’t know how to make anything but toast and “special made” cereal…

1 07 2008
Landon

DIVA:

if i was one of those ten guys i would see that in you… and pick you and your new mate… and i doubled up… we can live happily ever after…

🙂

1 07 2008
Landon

NE:

I love to be active (Sports, outside, TV, Drink have fun Dance)
I love to talk
Love Sex
And i love to cook and eat….

DIVA dont attack Ne… unless she is that girl you were talking about 🙂

1 07 2008
Muse

Landon you look 5’9 in your pictures

1 07 2008
Omar

Landon – all I did was the numbers, all of those other issues are social issues but acting like God put more women here so we could keep 3 or 4 at a time is kind of weak. That last idea sounds like a BET reality show, it couldn’t be worse than “Hot Ghetto Mess”, or so I’ve heard. 😉

1 07 2008

If I can’t have 1 of the 10. By waiting my turn then I would just go buy a dildo and keep it pushing. I AM NOT FIGHTING A CHICK for a man I don’t know.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

whoa now, no talking about shit and no going nowhere means you need to see the door. I take it the ones that didn’t want to go nowhere were always at your place too? You picking up homeless men Diva? or is this one of your chair-tied ones and in that case, I wouldn’t really want to talk about much or go outside tied to a chair either.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Plus I imagine its hard to talk through a ball gag anyway.

1 07 2008
Landon

Omar:

Rent or buy the Japanese move Battle Royale (its were i got that idea from) GReat MOvie… the girl from Kill Bill 2 is in it

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Ne, do you want to be my bisexual lover? We can share Landon…You can have him in the day, I’ll take him when you’re sleeping. And on Sundays we can all party.

1 07 2008

Let’s get married Landon we are a perfect match LOL!

1 07 2008
Landon

Ahh MUSE how i love you…

DVIA get her!!!

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

ew you cougars… you know he’s prepubescent right? Well I’m guessing after a week or so you’d get bored and end up making him cook dinner and going out to the movies together.

1 07 2008
Landon

SAY YES SAY YES!!!!

I’ll COok 5 nights a week!

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ wnbt…the guy lived with his parents (this was 2 years ago… mind you, I’m only 22, so its understandable). But I would go visit, and he would put his laptop on my lap and put me in his lap and play that stupid warcraft game and give me the remote and expect me to sit and watch tv at his place.

The worst part about it is that he didn’t have all the damn channels (I do…).

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

dvia? man if you are going sic your e-boo on someone have the decency to spell her name correctly. I wonder if you stutter in real life?

1 07 2008

I am down with sharing but you get the day time ( his work hours) hehehehe. I’ll take nights, there will be no sleeping in my house.

I don’t lick the cooter so ya kno i don’t know how that will work. I’ll hug ya real tight though.

1 07 2008
Yonnie3k

Muse (21:50:20) :

Landon you look 5′9 in your pictures

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaaahhhh…..*sighs*

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

…Ne, and neither of us have to cook? Dang…

1 07 2008
Angry IV

“Alcohol has shown to shorten one’s life span but we all continue to DRINK “A lot”…. The spread of STD’s is not due to cheating its dut to unprotected sex and bad choices…. I am not saying for anyone to cheat in marriage, but their are far more travesties going on in relationships besides peopel getting their SIDE SEX on… i am not defending it or denouncing it… I am just saying it is what it is… ITS BEEN HAPPENING SINCE the begining of time.

To be honest LOGICALY it does not make sense for 1 man to be with 1 woman. Women out number men by almost 500 million in this world. In almost every speices their are more Females. One of the few speicies that is 1 to 1 are geese (surprisingly stay with one partner) and Praying Mantis and thats because they eat the male (as do some spiders)… UMM i against that whole snatching my head off after having sex…”

You sound exactly like a Que Dog I know college…MF’n dogs! 😀

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

wait you actually did that?!!!!!!???????? I wish a nucca would’ve tried to play video games on me and tell me to watch TV. I would’ve fucked up his game thats for sure. Shit and I would’ve done that when I was 15. Oh diva, i can see now why you like the prepubescent. You need Jesus not Landon….. **sheds tear**

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Ne, our lesbo time together can be spent getting our hair and nails did…and yea, I’m down for a little on the job freaking…I can be his job…lol.

Or, he can just work from home. As long as he has a job.

Then its settled.

1 07 2008
Angry IV

sweet mercy, I left out like 3 words in that sentence. Should read:

I know [from] college

and [y’all are some] MF’n dogs!

1 07 2008
Landon

Yonnie: just because i rejected you in ST. Croix when we were skinny dipping and having Chicken fights dont be mad at me….

Yeah I’ll cook and we can hirer CHRIS’ Brazilian “friend” to be the house keeper…. I like a clean house but i prefer someone else do it and i dont like doing laundry. I just drop it off , lol i know i am lazy… but i am mean on the stove…

1 07 2008

You can cook 3 nights a week, I enjoy cooking.

2 RULESfor cooking.

1. Fresh veggies, no canned or frozen junk
2. Figure out what you are going to eat during NBA FINALS. Not the playoffs. the finals.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

and he’s branded…. so sad so sad.

1 07 2008
Landon

WNBT:
why not learn how to play video games so you can share something that he enjoys… We got to watch shit like Dancing with teh stars with yall and go to plays and operas and shit can you learn how to play some FUCKING MADDEN!

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ wnbt…there has always been a lack of decent men in my life…so it took many many mistakes to realize that instead of dating a man because he has a job (despite him having no car), I should date one that actually makes me happy.

…plus, he got his…he’s in the Air Force now…the only time I’ve ever loved that Bush fellow…

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Muse (21:50:20) :

Landon you look 5′9 in your pictures

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

“I never fucked that bitch, I mean, I’m six foot tall. Believe me! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!”

1 07 2008

YEA! our time will be for spa days…waxes, massages, nails, feet and hair.

diva what is your lazy ass going to do?

You are in charge of our investments and folding the clothes. I HATE FOLDING CLOTHES! I don’t trust anyone cleaning my house though so I’d do that.

1 07 2008
Landon

Always fresh Veggies and Fruits a MUST…. WHOLE FOODS AND FARMER MARKETS, lol.. 🙂

Oh I dont lick no TOES OR FEET!!!! BIG RULE with me!

I LOVE MASsAGES – good way to get points with me…

Would like to roll with a LOFT inteh city with park views, time share somewhere in teh moutains so i can ski… and a summer home one a lake somewhere or in St. Croix and we good to go… And a king Size Bed 🙂

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Ne…OOH! NBA???

@ Landon…do you like Halo? How about NBA Street? I’m good at ps1…I own a ps1…I’m a little outdated, but yea, if you like sportscenter and BWW’s hot wings with ranch then we’re good to go.

YAY PISTONS!!! (I swear I will cause a riot if Dumars gets rid of Billups for Carmelo’s wack ass).

1 07 2008
Muse

I’m mad that Chris’ potiential fuck buddy was Brazilian. It’s bad enough that Brazilian women have a tainted reputation of loving American men long time. when they come to their country for “vacation.” Everytime my guy friends go to Brazil they all talk about how they got lied and came back itching something fierce Bahaha.

1 07 2008
Landon

Plus i can protect yall incase a you get attacked by a swarm of 5 year olds! 33 to be exact!

1 07 2008
Angry IV

Chaotic you just need some coaching from a self-described decent man (myself).

And don’t hate on the US Armed Forces.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

I do play video games and really want GTA4. i can play madden too. But to think that I”m going to serve as your computer table while you play some sort of 1 player (cant do 2 on a laptop) and I’ll just twiddle my fingers and watch TV is out of fucking control. And thus I will cuss you out for that assumption. And I’m competitive and boys don’t like when you play with them and actually mean it like one of their boys. So I tend to play with chics.
Plus dancing with the stars=vomit, American gladiators will be watched wayy before that. Also not big on opera. Plays, get some damn culture bukky. Plantanos and collard greens is still open. You and your booboo should like it.

**sheds tear in the memory of what ChaoticDiva went through**

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Ne…I’m not lazy. I can throw down in the kitchen. But I’d be general maintenance: I can fix stuff around the house, I’m good at grilling shit, and I handle business like no other. I’ll vacuum, but I fucking hate every other kind of cleaning.

*sigh* I guess I can grocery shop. And I’m an organic girl, so none of that non-organic milk or veggies allowed.

You don’t want me folding clothes…they’d look horrible. Thats Landon’s job. I guess I can do bathroom detail since I like the smell of bleach (and although I hate cleaning, I will bleach a bathroom to death because I’m a germaphobe).

1 07 2008
Muse

OMG I just had another thought. Chris just saved his genitals. What if ole girl had herpes? Condoms don’t protect against that nasty shit. EW EW EW.

Landon do you have herpes?

1 07 2008
Landon

Yeah those games are good… MADDEN Comes FIRST though!

i make the BEST HOMEMADE WINGS!!!! FIYAH DYLON FIYAH… lol

Put who would be my Spades partner?

1 07 2008
Angry IV

hahaha, my boy went to Rio and I think it was his virginity that he lost to a Brazilian local. He came back with a couple of bumps and was freaking out, but found out they were just ingrown hairs from shaving his pubes with a razor blade.

He is still clowned to this day, 4 years after the event.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

ooh i know i’m going to take it back and play GTA liberty city tonight. And go straight inntendo style since I don’t have a memory card for this borrowed PS2

1 07 2008

YOOOOOOO I will BEAT YO ASS IN SPADES!i AM THE REIGNING CHAMP AT IN MY FAM!

Video games I play and will whoop ass in:

Tekken, nba 2k…,and grand theft auto…

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

as well he should be. But isn’t that what vacations are for. To get busy with sexy locals and hope to take home only the souvenirs you paid for.

1 07 2008
Landon

MUSE: seriously thats a low BLOW…..

I am clean…. Even when i went to Brazil i didnt have sex with any Brazilians because i refuse to pay for sex… I have Standards!

STDS no ma’am… I’LL SHOOT A BITCH she every gave me something…
I ll never forget i was hollering at this girl and she told me she liked me but she had to admit she had herpes… SHe was like i know you will not talk to me most likley but i had to be honest… I looked her in the eye and said” I really respect you for what you just told me. (she was BEAUTIFUL) and i was like we can be friends…. havent seen her since but that was a wake up call! She was beautiful intelligent everything a brother would want… Its scary out there, real scary!

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ wbnt…thanks.

@ Angry…I’ve been getting counseling from my best friends…who are all males (that happen to be ex-womanizers). I can see through game like no other. Plus, my grandfather was on Normandy Beach during the d-day invasion and got a purple heart. I definitely do not hate.

@ Muse…Brazilians are overrated. Cubans are where its at. No seriously….

By the way, I, on behalf of the entire island and 4% of the US population denounce Vida Guerra and toss her over to the whites. Filthy whore. Sorry.

1 07 2008
Landon

Is it wrong to hit your GIRL if she reniggs during a spades game?????

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

I’m still trying to steal the helicopter in liberty city. I gotta shoot it out of the sky right? The damn tank wont bring it down.

1 07 2008
Muse

Angry he should have used some Tend Skin. It prevents ingrown hairs and razor bumps. It leave the nana nice and smooth until the next wax.

http://www.tendskin.com/tendskin.htm

Best stuff on earth. Ladies if you opt to shave over waxing you need Tend Skin in your arsenal.

1 07 2008

I’ll clean the bathroom diva. I am a clean freak! you can just vaccum.
Somebody has to fold the freaking clothes!

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Spades? Thats so 12 years ago. Bid Whist baby!!! Thats the grown up version of Spades.

<- comes from a family of gamblers, alcoholics and party people. That all are educated and make damn near or over 6 figure salaries. (how the hell?)

1 07 2008

No Landon, anything goes in spades

1 07 2008
Muse

Landon, I was just asking a question. Herpes are very common. In fact I heard some crazy statistic that 3 out of 4 Americans actually have the herpes virus. EWWWWW.

If you ever had a cold sore then you do have a form of the herpes virus in your system. That’s why I don’t even kiss on random ass people. Never had a cold sore either. YUCK.

1 07 2008
Knatural

Reneg during Spades?
I hate renegers LOL

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Fuck! I forgot about GTA…my brother put me on punishment from the x-box.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

yes damnit landon, spades is not that fuggin serious. In fact I’m going to go ahead and rebuke spades today. Well I’m going to rebuke playing spades with black people. I like the game but playing with ya’ll make me hate the game and black people in general. For the future of the community I rebuke spades. Much like I rebuke playing dominoes with my sister’s husband. Calmyoassdown.

1 07 2008
Muse

If yall came to DC, we can play drinking games at my hotel hahahaha. Usually iw in since my tolerance is pretty high. So sad. I think it’s the alcoholism in my family. I have some gene that requires ten shots of patron before I’m fucked. Life is so unfair hehehe.

1 07 2008
Landon

Diva –

Cubans,

Cape Verdens is where its AT!

1 07 2008
Muse

Landon punch the broad in her vagina to teach her a lesson!

1 07 2008
Landon

never had a cold sore and i be mad when i see peopel at work with that shit! be at work event and you see them pick up your glass by accident… like what you doing… get your lips away from there!

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Landon…they’re not even Latinos. Non-comparable.

1 07 2008
Landon

LOL muse…

you did get a hotel… man i want to go down there now to DC… it sounds like FUN! 😦

if anyone is here in NY i am throing a party on the 3rd at Branch

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

I’ve had cold sores before. Since I was 4. I got them from chicken pox.

If you’ve had chicken pox, you’ve had herpes. The virus never goes away…its all the same family.

…just to drop a little knowledge on y’all. And I always keep Carmex and Abreva with me.

1 07 2008
Landon

they are basically the same at Brazil!

african and portguese mix hence brazil! they speak portguese

1 07 2008
Landon

Or maybe you were a freaky 4 year old?

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Yeah, so. Wait…I can’t hate on Brazilians either.

Fucking family. They don’t know how to keep anything in the same race. The only time I wouldn’t be in an interracial relationship is if I were some hillbilly dating my brother.

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

lmao @ Landon.

Nah, at 4 I was being terrorized by Catholic Nuns, my rosary and plenty of guilt.

1 07 2008
Landon

well im out
got to hit the road

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Ok so i should know this considering what i study but i’ve had a series of ridiculous doctors and teachers. Are cold sores on your lips or on your gums?

1 07 2008

WHITE PEOPLE ALL HAVE HERPES!

1 07 2008
Landon

Né (22:22:51) :

WHITE PEOPLE ALL HAVE HERPES!

((((DROPS MIC)))))))

1 07 2008
Landon

DIVA & Ne / Ne & Diva

I will see you ladies later, remember I want the big piece of Chicken 😉
and a cold beer…

i am out people 🙂

1 07 2008
Muse

Choatic Diva, I never had chicken pox either. I think I have a natural immunity to the virus. My parents tried to expose my brothers and I when we were kids and we never caught it. My grandmother never had the chicken pox either so…. I guess I’m lucky?

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Lips and outside of the mouth. I’m sure you can get them elsewhere, but probably only dirty ass people who don’t wash their hands have that issue.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Isn’t landon supposed to be cooking the chicken in the first place?

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Bye Landon.

1 07 2008
Landon

bye diva

1 07 2008
Muse

Yes Landon I’m staying at the Omni Hotel. I told yall I wasn’t kidding when I said I don’t want to crawl into my aunt’s place at 5 am drunk LOL. I’m going to chill with the family and help cook on the 4th and I’m going to try to get out of there by 5pm so I can take a quick nap, work on this project for my job, email my boss, then party!

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Yeah…he is. Landon, I don’t do Church’s/KFC/Popeyes…too greasy.

1 07 2008
Landon

email me the room number wink wink 😉

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

You can get a very mild case of chicken pox with only 1-2 actual pox and not notice it. However watch out as an adult b.c. it can give you rickets now. Ok how the frickandfrack do you get canker sores? I’ve had them since I was in elementary school and some fool teacher in high school told me they were herpes and you can get herpes on your mouth from your mother during birth if she had herpes. I, being a fool of a tweenager went and told my mother that. She flipped the fuck out, understandable.

1 07 2008
Landon

ill be honest out of all the things i can cook, my Frid Chicken is Average at best
😦

((((hangs head in shame)))))

1 07 2008
Knatural

Chicken Pox as an adult = Shingles, which is a form of Herpes. Herpes is like Hepatitis – it isn’t always sexually transmitted.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Dang muse, landon really is trying to kiss and make up. And hes a cheater, right in front of Ne and Chaotic. tsk tsk tsk.

1 07 2008
Angry IV

@Muse – does TendSkin work on the face as well? I shave for work and get bad razor bumps/ingrowns.

@Landon – are you getting on the road to get down here to DC? If you are right now, I feel bad for you getting on the NJ Turnpike at this hour.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

sorry meant shingles not rickets… why was i thinking rickets????? Probably all classified in my head as some Oliver twist diseases. Yea I get canker sores when i get stressed out. Which of course doesn’t help the fucking stress. Lying ass biology teacher making me feel dirty for years. I had 2 doctors tell me he was wrong and then one tell me he was right. I hate most doctors. Except for the ones on here

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Landon is not coming to DC, he doesn’t want people to find out he’s really 5’6″

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

There’s a product called coochy thats supposed to work well for razor bumps anywhere too and be a good hair conditioner. However people will get to say you have coochy in your hair or your hair smells like coochy.

1 07 2008

byeee boo!

1 07 2008
Angry IV

I’m using Erase by Zirh right now and it’s working pretty well…but if those other products are just witch-hazel and peroxide based blends, I don’t want to waste more money because they’re all pretty much the same.

I normally get canker sores under stress too. KANK-A is a great product…it numbs them and tastes funny.

1 07 2008
Angry IV

Bombaclot!

1 07 2008
Muse

Landon,

Tend Skin is excellent for Shave pumps on the face. In fact that is what it was originally used for. I also recommend that you should check out Dermalogic’s skin care line for me. They have a special shave line which will clear up those razor bumps and leave you with baby smooth skin.

http://www.dermalogica.com/product_dir/category_listed.asp?Category=shave+++++++++++++++++++++++++&location=US&region=B

(sorry guys I’m a total skin care junkie. Since I don’t really wear make up my focus is on healthy skin.)

(and no I don’t work for them Hahah)

I also recommend Cosmedicine or DDF which can be found at Sephora. But Landon for your situation go to dermalogica and get theri Shave skin care line.

1 07 2008
Angry IV

@Muse – Omni hotel have a military discount?

1 07 2008
Angry IV

I’m Landon now?

1 07 2008
Muse

Angry I’m not sure but Hotwire is having a special for 129 per night at a four star hotel. If you want to go grimey and opt for 2 or 3 star the prices are as low as 30 bucks per night. The only thing about Hotwire is that you won’t know which hotel it is until you book it. The 129 per night rate is for Dupont Circle/Embassy row.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

If you’re planning on meeting her at the hotel now i guess so. Sigh, I wish muse would adopt me one day so I could stay at the omni. I gotta stay in my 50$/night holiday inn. But it has an indoor pool so hopefully it wont be too bad. Maybe in 10-15 years I wont be poor anymore.
I use Ambesol but too much makes you forget where your tongue is. Is KANK-A better? and is it sold at CVS?

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Thats a pretty good deal muse.

1 07 2008
Muse

Girl I’m bougie balling on a budget trust me. I live for discounts. I’m just really good at finding deals. Shoot i always travel first class put pay deep economy prices. I’m cheap as hell so if I can get a discount I’m going to take it. Let me know you next trip and I’ll show you were to find the deals. For example my mom and aunt wanted to go to Kenya on a Safari trip last year. They were being quoted at 10k each for the trip including airfare. I was able to book their trip plus at the same 5 star resort and first class air travel for 4k instead of 10k.

1 07 2008
Muse

Er X the plus out. I was typing pretty fast.

1 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

Damn and I thought I was good at finding deals. You know but the first thing I give up on is star rating, but I don’t go down to 1 star. Can’t stay in a rattrap. I’m gonna holla atchu when I go to the islands this year though. Been staying in some nice villas but i gotta get those flight costs down.

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

@ Muse…hmm, want to be my travel agent? I like to be on the go 24/7 and my next stop is Miami…

1 07 2008
Muse

Screw that. 4 star min requirement. I’m going to Cairo in august and I made it very clear to my friends that I will NOT stay at a hostel nor will I stay and some dump. I managed to find a deal for 260 for 7 days 6 nights at a four star resort. My friends were shocked that I was able to find such a deal.

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

Damn. I usually crash with family if I can’t find anything thats decent. Yea I’m a 4 star girl…I feel you.

1 07 2008
ChaoticDiva

In other news, I just found my black star cd!!! Yay! I thought someone stole it…(well, my mom had it).

2 07 2008
Angry IV

Yeah, generally for me if it doesn’t say Hyatt, Sheraton, Marriott, or Embassy in the title, I’m not staying there. There are a few exceptions however, like if the hotel is just one letter like W.

I got a room at the Courtyard in Northwest for $170. If the $129 is at Dupont/Adams Morgan for the Omni, however, I might change my mind.

2 07 2008
willnotbetelevised

yep ya’ll some bourgie ones, I don’t mind the holiday inn but i draw the line at the ramada. Although I have been staying in the angry IV level recently and it’s got me spoiled with the feather pillows etc. I aint shamed to say I haven’t purchased a pillow in 3 years thanks to them Hilton, Marriot and Hyatt. I wanted to stay in a Kimpton hotel though and borrow a pet goldfish for the weekend.

2 07 2008
letinstar

book release date by august 31, 2008…thats incredibly ambitious….i wish you all the best…

2 07 2008
Angry IV

WNBT – wow…just wow.

2 07 2008
Yonnie3K

Landon? Skinny dipping? I know not what you speaketh of.

And now you must die…

2 07 2008
Justin

It’s quite a coincidence that this announcement comes on the same day that the Stuff White People Like book hits the shelves at stores.

I’ll be sure to get a copy of this book, though.

2 07 2008
2 07 2008
Esko

<is late but has to ask

Chaotic, what would posses you to date a guy that plays warcraft and lived with his parents? Was he like Denzel Jr. or something?

2 07 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“It’s quite a coincidence that this announcement comes on the same day that the Stuff White People Like book hits the shelves at stores.”

Haha, actually it was a coincidence. I didn’t think their book was coming out until September 😛

2 07 2008
Jen

Thoughts on the branding incident:

The crazy ho was saved because the branded man did not have a gully mama. But, one day, the branded man will get married. Possibly, he will be married by the time this crazy ho gets out of jail. I pray that he does not marry a down ass, angry mofo like myself. Because I would mark crazy ho’s day of release on my phone’s calendar with an extra special tone so I could beat her effing ass.

I promise you. I am a cute, small-framed, non-violent woman. But just the THOUGHT of somebody doing something like that to something of mine. AAAAARRRGHHH!!!

3 07 2008
Tea

Thanks for the link ChaoticDiva. That video is truly heartbreaking. We have ALOT of work to do in undoing the damage that is being done to the minds of our children. It seems almost insurmountable considering how young these children are.

No matter how intellignet and successful Michelle Obama is, she will simply be seen as an angry black woman with a bad attitude. Imagine the field day the press would have if Michelle had stolen and been addicted to painkillers like McCain’s wife. Then again I doubt that Barack would have even made it to the Senate had that been the case.

3 07 2008
Tea

Wish you all the best with the book Chris. I’m sure it will be a hit!

LMAO @ Larry Williams… Dude ain’t all that crazy, he made the California- Porn connection with the quickness, LOL

15 09 2008
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