Ethiopians

30 04 2008

Figure 1: Ethiopia

It’s no secret to those who know me that I fucking love Ethiopian women. I would happily run over my best friends with a choo-choo train just to get a good look at an attractive Ethiopian woman. Kinda ironic that I’m about to rake them over the coals…

Fuck it.

I’ve been somewhat embittered against Ethiopians, the women in particular, ever since a particular Ethiopian bartender did the following:

  • Kept smiling at and eyefucking me for a good five minutes
  • Sent another bartender to tell me I should talk to her (I was drunk and didn’t recognize the flirtation)
  • Proceeded to chat me up for 30 fucking minutes; laughing, smiling, punching me in the arm
  • Told me, after all this time, that she would not give me her number because “you’re too much of a pretty boy, you’re a player.”

As an entrepreneur, nothing enrages me more than when strangers waste my time – especially my free time. This heifer from the east cost me 30 minutes of company with my good friends the Admiral Furious, Chicken Jon, Shabooty, and other colorful characters. I became even more enraged about three weeks later when I returned to the bar and found her hugged up on a white dude who, for lack of a better description, looked like the upper half of my dick. I don’t claim to be a great looking guy, but I’ll be damned if I don’t know ugly when I see it…and this motherfucker was, on his best day, a billy goat.

Figure 2: Ethiopian girl and her white boyfriend…or at least how I remember them

Ethiopians freak black Americans (BAs) out more than any other type of continental African (CA). Like BAs and CAs, Ethiopians came from Africa at some point, but that’s where the similarities end. They are an enigmatic people – seen in public far more frequently than CAs, but left bizarrely out of social reach. While BAs and CAs are often seen in the company of one another, it is a rare thing to see Ethiopians in mixed company. In fact, it is rare to see an Ethiopian outside of a parking garage or a taxi cab – two industries upon which they retain an eternal east African kung fu grip that, amazingly, has never EVER been broken – not even by the Mob.

If you get up the nerve to speak to a group of Ethiopians, they silently select a ring leader. The ring leader will talk to you in a weird but hot accent while the rest of them pretend to have no idea what the fuck is going on. Every few sentences, the ring leader will turn around and say something to the rest of the pack in Ethiopian as if she is translating. What she is really saying is “I’ll bet his family owns only three taxi cabs, yes?” This explains why the Ethiopians always laugh/giggle at all these ‘translations’, even when the last thing you said to the ring leader was “Yea, the cancer’s terminal.”

Their mysterious nature coupled with their odd financial prowess has led some BAs* to refer to Ethiopians as the Jews of Niggerdom.

Physically, Ethiopians tend to have a bizarre olive/caramel complexion, sunken eyes, wavy hair, massive foreheads (like mine) and, for whatever sick reason in my mind, they bear a vague semblance to ancient Egyptian mummies. Each has a look as if he/she is the product of two people, one from the Ivory Coast and one from Italy, who slammed into each other while running at full speed and formed a single person. It didn’t work out so well for the men, but most of the women are absolutely fucking goddamn drop dead gorgeous.

Figure 3: Beyonce could look like this, but instead she decided to be a sellout cock-whore

Maybe I’m bitter. So fucking what. You’d be bitter too if you had to put up with this shit:

Figure 3: I hope Dan Snyder’s sons are born with chocolate cocks on a hot day

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541 responses

30 04 2008
charli skipper

i know! ethiopian girls ARE gorgeous, huh?
poor, chris…better luck next time!

30 04 2008
stuffgirlslike

As someone living in the United Kingdom, I kinda sorta know what you are saying, but really what pisses me off with Ethiopians is their haughtiness. There is no one who is prouder than these cats.

It is funny because they often think I am from Ethiopia or Somalia but altough their women look nice, I love inner beauty in a woman and this pride they come up with is a turn off.

I once had the courage to ask one of them why they were arrogant and he replied that they are pretty. This dude is now bald.

Chris, you love them, you do not really hate them.

I tell you were I used to go to the University of London they like hanging round the Institute of Education and all Africans would interact but they would only speak to other Eriterians and Ethiopians.

During the Gulf War, the were Eriterians who were running the Africa centre bar, a dude from Zimbabwe asked them why they did not support Saddam Husein given that they were Arabs, they banned him from the bar for ten years.

At least Ethiopians know they are Black because Somalians and Sudanese deny point blank that they are Black.

30 04 2008
Mr. Smith

I got confused for being Ethiopian on a few occasions, considering my very Americanized name. At my small part time job back home, most of the staff I work with are Ethiopian women/girls my age and I must agree it is aggravating being led on so hard just to fall flat on your face.

Once again Chris, just like interaction with attractive women, knocking over stands, not paying attention during basketball games, I feel your pain.

30 04 2008
Angry v3.2b

I’ve never commented this high. There’s nothing worse than what you described though – finding someone that was in your jock with a lesser, more primal being the following week, and that goes for all races, not just Ethiopians.

30 04 2008
Esquire

Every Ethopian woman that I have ever seen was beautiful.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

After 5 years in DC, I had a love/hate relationship with Ethiopians and Eritreans. They always thought I was one of them (I don’t see it( and would get really excited and start speaking Amaric (SP?) or exclaim “ARE YOU ETHIOPIAN????” This makes about as much sense as me grabbing a chick from the Marcy Projects wearing a Baby Phat coat and yelling out “Nigga, you Black?!?!” I got asked to join a Myspace group or something called “The Dopest Ethiopians”, on which the moderator declared that everyone (presumably “regular Black folks”) wanted to be them. A lady in the Student Loan Office at my school insisted that I was Ethiopian, Somalian or Ertitrean and I “just didn’t know where I came from”, like my parents just found me in a cabbage patch or something.

Ethiopian women are mad pretty, so I hated on them a wee bit, not even gonna lie. Some Ethiopian men were kinda hot too, but they were too aggressive as African men tend to be. They will grab your arm or yell “GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER NOW”, which is a bit of a panty drier. Plus the whole jaundice eye thing was a turn-off.

I had the most bizarre and unnerving sexual experience with an Ethiopian man and I don’t think I will ever go down that road again. It still gives me nightmares.

30 04 2008
charli skipper

African men ARE agressive! and it’s like they have a radar that helps them sniff me out or something. i could be in a room filled with 300 other people, and I swear, that one African man will find the one me and follow me the hell around til last call.
But i digress…

30 04 2008
stuffgirlslike

Sorry people I got excited over Ethiopian women I forgot the business transaction.

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

30 04 2008
imaG

I heard from my brothers and mum the ethiopans are making hell in the UK

http://www.anythingblack.net

30 04 2008
dynamicdiva

I love this blog because I can always count on getting a good chuckle!

Sista Toldja- you are hilarious!!

” They will grab your arm or yell “GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER NOW”, which is a bit of a panty drier. Plus the whole jaundice eye thing was a turn-off. ”

Seriously though why are the African men so aggressive?

30 04 2008
benjie

once, my obviously gay cousin was approached by an african man while she was waiting for the bus

he asked for her number
she said no
he asked again
she said no (again) told him that she liked chicks
he (literally) banged his fist on his chest and said
“MY NAME’S MALIK. YOU CALL ME!”

30 04 2008
maya

African men AND West Indian men. Please don’t get me started. Grr.

30 04 2008
zoso

I don’t know much about Ethiopians, or Africans in general, but on my first trip to DC for the TRB conference, it was me, a girl from Haiti and a girl from Ghana in one room. For some reason on trips like those the races stick together, Chinese, Indian, Greek all kept a closed circle (save for when I was hangin’ out with my Indian friend- I guess cause of him some Indian chef thought I was Indian). Anyway, we three became thick as thieves. Apparently there’s a huge Ghana connection in DC ’cause folks this girl had never met were helpin us out left and right. Takin’ us out to dinner, driving us to the airport, sightseeing, etc. They have a tight social connection. I don’t know and have never met (that I know of) any Ethiopians. But from my interaction, folks from Ghana are the nicest. As for aggressive African dudes, none of the ones from Ghana were.

30 04 2008
zoso

Oh hold up. Back when I was in high school my mom dated some African dude. Guy was nuts. A) he would constantly pronounce Kirkman Rd. “KeekMan” and B) go apeshit hollering about “you American black women” whenever you corrected his nutty ass. Needless to say, she dropped him like a rock. And I’ve no clue where he was from.

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

Ethiopians! Living in DC, where Ethies (my pet name for them) are the second largest ‘ethnic’ group, I always had a love/hate relationship with them. And if you go to any Caribbean/West Indian party, you’ll see them. I used to, and still do sometimes, get mistaken for one, especially when I had a perm (ironic). Random Ethies will greet me in Tigrinya, and I’ll like, huh, English! Damnit. I never understood it, I don’t have those wide Ethiopian hips.

30 04 2008
shabooty

I hope Dan Snyder’s daughters have chocolate clits on a hot day, that way the Ethiopian tribe wont have to be the ones doing the clit mutilating.

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“I hope Dan Snyder’s daughters have chocolate clits on a hot day, that way the Ethiopian tribe wont have to be the ones doing the clit mutilating.”

You need a fucking CAT scan.

30 04 2008
aboveaverageblackman

Damn Ethiopians…like yourself Chris, I admit to having a certain…fondness of Ethipoian chicks (even though that country has not made advances in dentistry since the great famine) and I find them insufferable in social situations. White cats get full entree to Ethipian women even if they are mindless, beer swigging hillbillies. Brothers are sure to get blown off, maybe we have too many teeth and dental floss. I can’t call it. Okay, maybe I’m a tad jealous…

30 04 2008
shabooty

i would, but i am afraid the cat scan technician would probably be Ethiopian 😛

30 04 2008
aboveaverageblackman

Surge is great Shabooty. cat scans are not. Black people are great, so is soup, so are large booties….whereas croc shoes are not. Why in the hell are men wearing crocs by the way? Doesn’t directly relate to Ethiopians, but thinking of my mild anger at them after reading this blog made me think of friggin crocs…

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Chris-Kept smiling at and eyefucking me for a good five minutes
Sent another bartender to tell me I should talk to her (I was drunk and didn’t recognize the flirtation)
Proceeded to chat me up for 30 fucking minutes; laughing, smiling, punching me in the arm
Told me, after all this time, that she would not give me her number because “you’re too much of a pretty boy, you’re a player.”

IN A SPORT ANNOUNCER VOICE..

DENIED!!!!!!! REJECTED!!!!!!

AHAHHA

but yea i feel ya in the ring leader bit shit is to funny. I have this friend who is Ethiopian. And she as fine as hell. PPl were so jealous of her back in high school because she was think in all the right places, long beautiful black hair and great skin. But she loved BA’s and hung out owth CA’s as well, maybe because she was americanized and didnt just come off the boat.

Sister T- Ethiopian women are mad pretty, so I hated on them a wee bit, not even gonna lie. Some Ethiopian men were kinda hot too, but they were too aggressive as African men tend to be. They will grab your arm or yell “GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER NOW”, which is a bit of a panty drier. Plus the whole jaundice eye thing was a turn-off.

girl you never lie I swear! I know exactly what you mean. Like I use to talk to this one ethiopian dude and he was hellllllaaaaa sexy I mean he had these beautiful brown skin and eyes and a smile to die for. But he would sweat me like everyday and called me everyday he was on my non-exsisting nuts like shit! So I had to cut him off.

30 04 2008
brran1

@ maya: Whats wrong with West Indian men?

I haven’t come across too many Ethiopian women here in Baltimore. But the one I saw looked like she got into a bar fight with a gang of feral cats. Add clitoral mutilation to that mix and ya boy will just stay with his black, West Indian and Spanish women.

30 04 2008
FHJ

I’m Caribbean and in my experience Caribbean men in general are assertive, but there are certain islands that produce a whole next level of aggression… for example Jamaica… Jamaican men who approach you are going to talk to you like they’re entitled to your number and you, the medium, are getting in the way.

I haven’t personally found any African men but West African men aggressive. Those guys will come up to you in the club with a straight face, serious as hell, demanding you give them your number but something about that intense look in their eyes and you somehow know that Kofi, Olu or John (lol) trying to lock you down and marry you.

But anyway, I have quite a few West African men I’m cool with, and I don’t believe any of them would approach a womon like that, and when you think about only aggressive/assertive men tend to approach in clubs (or maybe that’s just me only attracting the psychos) so we’re bound to get the more come on too strong guys out of any nationality/ethnicity/group.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Shabooty, your existance scares me a little bit.

@ Above Average- Ha-ha. That’s what you get. Who said you are entitled to Ethio women any way. Is your momma Ethio? I am gonna start a movement for every single woman in the country to start dating White men. Not me though (vomit noises). All that “Ethiopian women are the baddest” shit used to get on my nerves in DC. I would like to offfically ask Ethiopian women to leave African American over 6’0 alone, and they can have all of their men back. I kid, I kid. They are still sisters, no beef with them.

Out of curiosity, do Ethio men get mad when their women deal with non-Ethio men? They seem like they would get HOT about that. Or are Black women the only ones who are possesive over our counterparts?

30 04 2008
shabooty

anyone else mix up ethiopians and somalians?

what what am i the crazy one?

30 04 2008
Quiet Storm

Still laughing about the “eye fucking” comment. Don’t you hate when ppl that you are NOT attracted to do that? *shudders and gags*

30 04 2008
Esquire

Plus the whole jaundice eye thing was a turn-off.

Sister T just makes my day sometimes.

30 04 2008
brran1

@ Shabooty: Nah. I get em mixed up all the time. Technically they are the same people, some idiot just drew a line down the middle of the country and split it in half.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

hmmm i have been guilty of eyefucking bwhahahah 🙂

30 04 2008
shabooty

and only one had a black hawk down.

30 04 2008
shabooty

mrs. epps – you must have loose-eyelids.
AHMAUAHAHAHAHAA

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“Or are Black women the only ones who are possesive over our counterparts?”

I dunno sis. According to most of the comments in the last post, black women think you’re a scrub if you’re under 5′ 11″, have less than an 8″ – 10″ fleshrod, and aren’t built like an athlete (which, according to Esquire at least, are in remarkably abundant supply).

To paraphrase Mr. Rock: I’m not sayin’ that black dudes should date out…but I understaaannnnnnnd.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

LMAO@ Shabooty…NooooooooooO

30 04 2008
Quiet Storm

“…less than an 8″ – 10″ fleshrod…”

Omg! I almost spit out the water I was drinking all over my desk.

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

“Or are Black women the only ones who are possesive over our counterparts?”-Sister Toldja. I think inherently we all want to mate with someone who ‘looks like us’, but personally I’m not possessive of Black men. I can’t have them all anyway! If Black men want to date White women, Latin women, anybody, I no care. My assumption is that Ethies don’t care, overall.
@FHJ – so true about Jamaicans. Other islands like Trinidad/Tobago, Bermuda, Antigua seem to produce a more laid-back breed of West Indian male. Maybe I’m biased since I married one 😛

30 04 2008
aboveaverageblackman

I was kidding toldja, I am completely about A.A. sisters, but Chris’ description of what many folks want is kind of accurate. I want to be an intellectual brother who can walk around the house with a diaper on and a bowler on my head and know that sisters can appreciate my complex, sometimes idiotic ways an love me all the same…alas, I may not measure up to the essence cover boy standards

30 04 2008
Lolo

Asians chicks, BA women with funny names or straight hair, girls who don’t wear high heels, Ethiopian chicks, I’m eagerly awaiting the next group that you manage to cockblock yourself with.

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“Asians chicks, BA women with funny names or straight hair, girls who don’t wear high heels, Ethiopian chicks, I’m eagerly awaiting the next group that you manage to cockblock yourself with.”

Haha, I’ve at least made an concerted effort with all but one of those groups (chicks that refuse to ever wears heels are little Satans).

I am admittedly a bridge burner…but what the hell do I care?

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Hi Esquire! You are my starship!

LOL@ Chris- Let the record reflect that the majority (me) stated that brothers only need be tall for TALL women. All these short women out here (ahem, Maya) are doing y’all a disservice by acting brand new. Someone needs to start a campaign for more Munchkin on Munckin Love, maybe Al Sharpton can squeeze that in between his perm appointments and meetings with the stripper council of greater Harlem.

RE: Penises. Most women would prefer them larger, as most men prefer large asses and nice breasts. At the end of the day though, so long as your junk works well, we’re gonna be okay with it. The “clit dicks” don’t get so much love from the sisters, but undoubtebly there is a 500 pound White woman who will love it anyway.

30 04 2008
maya

@ brran1 –

I find West Indian men to suffer the same affliction of arrogance and rudeness that many African men do. It has been my experience with W. Indian men that they are too forward and presumptuous, and African men too imposing and sexist. I dated a W. Indian before and all I kept hearing about was “that’s what’s wrong with you American chicks.” Granted, one does not speak for all, btu I have also engaged in many-a-discourse with people who are first generation African or W. Indian, and all they talk about is how much they are discouraged from socializing with American born Blacks. The only thing that prevents me from dropkicking most people is that I see the “divide and conquer” tactics of White America, and how pervasive the preferential treatment given to immigrant Blacks over American born in the early part of the 20th century has been to the consciousness of Blacks today. But I swear, if I didn’t minor in African American studies…there would be many more ignorant statements to leave my mouth. That’s why education is important; it provides insight into the simpleness of others.

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“The “clit dicks” don’t get so much love from the sisters…”

Ew.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Sister T-LOL@ Chris- Let the record reflect that the majority (me) stated that brothers only need be tall for TALL women. All these short women out here (ahem, Maya) are doing y’all a disservice by acting brand new. Someone needs to start a campaign for more Munchkin on Munckin Love, maybe Al Sharpton can squeeze that in between his perm appointments and meetings with the stripper council of greater Harlem.

RE: Penises. Most women would prefer them larger, as most men prefer large asses and nice breasts. At the end of the day though, so long as your junk works well, we’re gonna be okay with it. The “clit dicks” don’t get so much love from the sisters, but undoubtebly there is a 500 pound White woman who will love it anyway.

DEAD@ clit dick and Munchkin on Munchkin Love bwhahahahahahha

30 04 2008
maya

ST – We settle this yesterday. Negroes love to rehash… 😉 I AM NOT A MUNCHKIN. Although I’ve been told more times than I care to admit that i have a Napoleon complex. Not true, I say. I like being short. And loud. Also, being that I’m small, that 8-10″ shit is just not gonna work unless you like hearing cries of agony.

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“…unless you like hearing cries of agony.”

Shabooty?

30 04 2008
Uhura

ATTENTION SISTER T:

I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS POSTHASTE—>

I had the most bizarre and unnerving sexual experience with an Ethiopian man and I don’t think I will ever go down that road again. It still gives me nightmares.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

maya-I like short and loud chicks there fun to party with 🙂

30 04 2008
Uhura

Sheeeeit-I am 1st generation WI and I married a Black American. I would not make a suitable wife for the average WI male.

30 04 2008
maya

Mrs. Epps – I think you, me and ST need a play date. 🙂

Yes, I am that girl at a party who talks to random strangers. There have been many instances that my BFF and I have seen brothas with white girls and said something smart like, “You can always come home.” Then she’ll chime in with, “We’ll leave the light on for you, sir.” Or will engage in word-sparring with some random boy, though decidedly will not give them my phone number, give them a friendly wink and a “goodbye” and keep it moving. I haven’t escalated to dancing on top of couches/chairs/bars, yet, but if I’m with my line sisters, I WILL commence to party walking. The impetus for this behavior is unknown, as it is often very sporadic depending on how jolly I feel, but usually in the summer time at coonfests (a.k.a. BBQs) it knows no limits.

30 04 2008
shabooty

women are like sweat beads on the base of my scroti….always forming, never lacking, when they cum together -they glisten, and they attract dirtballs.
$

30 04 2008
Bloop

Aaah the great Habesha post. Cause I’m sure you don’t think the Hamer, Mursi or Konso women are hot.

I like your blog though…..very HumanityCritic-ish….

30 04 2008
Bailey Blues

I have been reading this blog for that past few weeks. Great job Chris. I really enjoy your writing and opinions.

On Ethiopians, I totally agree. My ex started messing with an Ethiopian RIGHT after we broke up (I’m sure there was some overlap). So, I don’t mess with them. Maybe I’m just a hater…

On CAs, I messed with an African boxer for a few weeks. What the fuck was I thinking? I had to let that go quick. He was fine but crazy…moving on…

30 04 2008
Mrs. Kennedy

So my brother, a regular old BA, has a thing for Ethiopian and Brazilian girls. However, whenever he tries to holler, he’s told that he can’t “afford” these women. He was once told, point blank, “Everyone knows American blacks are broke.”
Word? You can’t afford immunizations and shoes and HE’S the broke one? Bitch, please, go park my car. . .
So that is why I assume your sexy bartender was hugged up with “the upper half of you dick” . . . apparently, white = paid. . .
On the other hand, I get a alot of CA holler, Ethiopian and otherwise. I must have a “will give citizenship for marriage and disease” sign on my ass. . .

30 04 2008
maya

Mrs. Kennedy – my friend and I just had this convo about Africans the other day… I died twice after your comment.

30 04 2008
Uhura

Unfortunately, many foreign born women are of the mindset that Black Americans are broke.

After all, America is a stratified society and American Blacks are at the bottom in many people’s minds in many things including the list of most desireable mates.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Okkkk Uhura. You asked for it:

Picture this- Washington, DC, 2003. It was the 2nd semester of my freshman year at Howard. I am excited to be away from home and feeling like a woman. Also, I am stupid.

I meet an attractive older Ethopian man, yadda, yadda, yadda. “I’m not dizzy/it’s time to get busy….” as KRS would say. And the guy is going down South, which was extra exciting to me at 18, of course. And…..I think I have Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome about this still…. HE BIT ME. HARD. Like I was an apple. HARD.

30 04 2008
Uhura

Quick Query: Are any of the men here averse to messing with a chick who is missing her cl*t?

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

maya-Yes, I am that girl at a party who talks to random strangers. There have been many instances that my BFF and I have seen brothas with white girls and said something smart like, “You can always come home.” Then she’ll chime in with, “We’ll leave the light on for you, sir.” Or will engage in word-sparring with some random boy, though decidedly will not give them my phone number, give them a friendly wink and a “goodbye” and keep it moving. I haven’t escalated to dancing on top of couches/chairs/bars, yet, but if I’m with my line sisters, I WILL commence to party walking. The impetus for this behavior is unknown, as it is often very sporadic depending on how jolly I feel, but usually in the summer time at coonfests (a.k.a. BBQs) it knows no limits.

bwhahahah hell yea! but I have escalated to dancing on top of couches,chairs, bars and pool tables and then sometimes falling out of bar tools and being loud for no good reason and making fun of ppl I see and start speaking spanglish damn that tequila. Back when i was in florida I had so much fun with my old dirty ass roomates and friends acting like a white girl screaming out the car at random pp while i was drunkand smoking some weed. Ah the good ol freshman and sophmore yrs of college **sheds tear** ;-)…not to mention the uncontrolable hiccups at the bar drinking underage when i was 19 and still to this day do since i dont trun 21 til november.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

“my BFF and I have seen brothas with white girls and said something smart like, “You can always come home.” Then she’ll chime in with, “We’ll leave the light on for you, sir”

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! That’s BRILLIANT! And we most certainly need to hang out!

30 04 2008
Lolo

@ Toldja

Oh sweet fucksticks, that is grounds for shooting. What was wrong with him? It’s not chewing gum down there, after all.

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH @ “women are like sweat beads on the base of my scroti….always forming, never lacking, when they cum together -they glisten, and they attract dirtballs.’ -Shabooty (who else)

Habesha, yes, that’s the term. Thank you Bloop.

Oh.My.God @ Sister Toldja – like an apple?!?! What in the bloody hell!??!
Dude, what the hell, for real. *shivers*

And Maya, why are you and your friends harassing men at the club? AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Don’t you know how sensitive men are? Was he ‘short’, too?

30 04 2008
Beautifldreamr7

@ Mrs. Kennedy –Word? You can’t afford immunizations and shoes and HE’S the broke one? Bitch, please, go park my car. . .

My soul is officially DESTROYED!!

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

HE BIT ME. HARD. Like I was an apple. HARD.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sis t!!! I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!!! the shit is fucking traumatizing

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Sister T! he fucking bit you like a damn apple??!!! OMGGGGGGGGG I woulda choked him with my legs so he would let go and then snap his neck!

30 04 2008
maya

@ knaturalbeauty – lol, i don’t remember. i’ve said it so many times at this point it’s all a blur. but i consider myself an equal-opportunity hater. lol. and i don’t “harass,” per se, although i’ve heard some men talk about they’re “scared” of me which is so entertaining because i’m so unintimidating physically. this mouth of mine is gonna get me in trouble one day. it usually draws the attention of people much bigger than me. big men always wanna rub my arm…grr.

@ ST – yes…finals are breaking my back. i can def. arrange a trip to NY soon. you can teach me how to the bra-less hippie chic look, too.

30 04 2008
Iloveblackpeople

Dag, this posting in the morning isn’t working for me. I usually don’t start playing around until after lunch at work.

Anyhow, most CAs I know think that BAs are worthless pieces of crap. I have several CA friends (from being in grad school) and it never amazes me some of the stupid things they can say about BAs. It also funny that once they get to know you you can somehow not be seen as a BA in their eyes (white people will do this too–get a Ph.D., J.D. or M.D. and clearly you have a skin disorder cuz you sho ain’t Black) and they are genuinely shocked when you cuss them out for making blanket statements that insult you as a BA. I don’t see the overwhelming beauty of Ethiopian women that people speak of…there are some cute ones for sure, but I’ve never been in awe…

30 04 2008
Tamara

@Maya- you know I love you, but leave my damn W.I. men alone. I’ll help them get it together one day, I promise.

30 04 2008
maya

LOL @ Tam – we’ve talked about this. I can’t business. In fact, I’m almost rude with it now cause I blatantly told someone the other day “I don’t date west indian men” and he was trying hard. Bless his heart.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

bra-less hippie look…hahah I havent wore a bra in like 4 months hahahaha I just wear my built in bra tank top under everything now and i freakin love it.. i put my bra on a few days ago and it hurt liek shit and i said f it and took it off and threw it across the room bwhahaha 🙂

30 04 2008
Grimm

awww… Figure 3. Liya Kebede. Shes my fav African model. Shes even covered American VOGUE twice. Once by herself. That is a REALLY big deal.

If it makes you feel better Chris she married a fellow Ethiopian-not a white man, and they had two beautiful children together…

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

I know the stereotype of W.I. and African men is that they’re chauvinistic, domineering, aggressive, so on, but I’ve never observed it or felt it. My experience has been the opposite, wherein they are more open-minded, intelligent, and tolerant (of me) than Black American men. Maybe it boils down to ‘you teach others how to treat you’, possibly. Maybe it depends on the country of origin, maybe it’s really just upbringing and exposure, which can be said about any man, that impacts their attitudes toward Black American women.

30 04 2008
Iloveblackpeople

@ ST…

WOW…yeah that is definitely a move you “ask” about beforehand.

30 04 2008
maya

@ grimm –

i was actually just talking about her the other day in class. i think she’s beautiful…but vogue has a lot of shit with is, though i am not discrediting her appearance on the magazine. even still, vogue will continue to rehash safe views of “blackness” and black femininity. she’s african, but she has features that are within the european standards of beauty. just like beyonce her ever-lightning ass is on everything. im not saying being fair makes you less black, or having long hair makes you less black, but im not celebrating just yet.

30 04 2008
sarah

damn Africans. we all know a few.

Toldja, i too have been bitten by an African. i think he was trying to perform some at home version of Genital Mutilation surgery on me.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Man, my eyes still water when I think about it. That was MY Vietnam, you know?

Maya- definitely come up here this summer. I’m not shopping at the moment, because I am between sizes. We can tear the mall up in July though.

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

I agree with Maya. Nobody says Alek Wek is beautiful.

30 04 2008
maya

LMAO – “i think he was trying to perform some at home version of Genital Mutilation surgery on me.”

and

“That was MY Vietnam, you know?”

Yall are fucking with my money AGAIN.

And yes, ST – I’ll facebook you my cell. We can play. LOL @ the July date…so far from now. That’s fine – we can find some TALL non-ragged black men in the mean time.

30 04 2008
sarah

wtf? ya’ll making play dates on here?

30 04 2008
Tamara

I think all random men I come across are unusually aggressive, much like when I was walking to CVS the other day and dude walking behind me was like “dang girl, you make me wanna make love like a teddy bear.”

A teddy bear though? Word?

Maybe it’s just cause I’m in PG though.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

I agree maya..the “black” women on the cover of magazines are always either beyonce or some lightskinned chick. What’s up with that. I think Alek Wek is beautiful even more than Liya Kebede. I wish that magazines would show more blackberry color women on their covers because they are just as beautiful shit way better looking than Beyonce’s forever lion king mane wearing skin bleaching ass. Beyonce is over-rated and I’m so done with her ass.

30 04 2008
Lolo

Okay, hold up. Ethiopians accept genital mutilation for real? ::shudder:: I can NOT wrap my brain around the whole chopping off of the clit, that bit of flesh is my dearest personal treasure and if I had to live my life without it …. what would be left? Buttsex? Giving the beejer? Buying a new bag and some gorgeous shoes every week of my life?

Seriously, anyone who advocates that NEEDS to get over here so that I can line them up for a running nutkick on a daily basis.

30 04 2008
Bailey Blues

@ Tamara

LMAO – “dang girl, you make me wanna make love like a teddy bear.”

Was that supposed to do something for you?

30 04 2008
mrspen

African men AND West Indian men. Please don’t get me started. Grr.

maya- i feel you on this one. i had a nigerian date tell me, ON THE FIRST DATE, my hips would suffice in bearing his children. what the hell?!

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

I feel ya Tamara I think I ran in to his cousin who use the same line..Rolls eyes. I too am in PG

30 04 2008
benjie

“i feel you on this one. i had a nigerian date tell me, ON THE FIRST DATE, my hips would suffice in bearing his children. ”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

30 04 2008
aceklub

@ Mrs. Kennedy “Word? You can’t afford immunizations and shoes and HE’S the broke one? Bitch, please, go park my car. . .”

that line right there is CLASSIC.

Keep the blogs coming. Reading this blog has become the first I do when I turn on my computer at work. Company emails…go kick rocks somewhere I need my morning dose of Chris in the morning (pause, no homo or whatever else can be used to explain the phrase)

30 04 2008
sarah

benjie, an African approached me once with “How many kids do you have? Are you married?” i mean, it was a breath of fresh air compared to “Yo ma!” and “Sweetheart, sweetheart!” but really? how many kids do i have?

30 04 2008
Tamara

@Bailey: man, I don’t know, I just started at him in utter (and nervous disbelief, wasn’t trying to get shot) and the watched him run across East West HWY on a green light…

@Mrs. Epps: I’m glad you feel my pain, prolly was his brother though.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

hahaha your hips would be suffice in bearing his children!! the fuck outta here dude…My ex is from Liberia and he said some shit like that to me the 1st time we had sex I was like umm wtf and laughed it off. Dude was crazy. Like when we would have company over her would get on me for serving the same amount of food as everyone. He said that in his culture that the man of the house gets the big plate of food and everyone else gets less. im like what the fuck NIGawWW we are in america and in my culture everyone get the same amount so STFU!! and he was telling me how he wanted us to move to Liberian and live in his old fathers house. His dad Marcus is like this well known congressmen over there or some ish like that and said I would have to work ever again and I’ll have to do is have his 5 children and something about him going to have another wife. IM LIKE WTFFFFFFFFF thank god we broke up my ass would be in africa sunburned like shit, with no flat iron, and no starbucks or chinese carry out **CRIEs!

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

You guys are great. I’m gonna get fired in NO TIME!

You know, I had a brother tell me once that Alek Wek was not only ugly, but that White people knew she was ugly and that they put her on magazine covers as a sly joke!!!! Insane. Ms. Kibede is definitely a beautiful girl, but we probably wouldn’t know who she was if she didn’t have somewhat European features. Same as with most Black models.

Pretty Ghetto County, eh? Worst nine months of my life, I lived in Cypress Creek in Hyattsville (known as the Howard Plaza Towers North, lol). I cant get with deer and beauty supply stores in the same hood. Let’s not even mention the shooting in my parking lot. If I have to live in such proximity to gun violence, then I need a bodega on my corner and and a bootleg man as well.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

run across east-west HWY??!! bwhahahahahaha he gonna get his ass hit!! cuz if i was driving that day and saw him i would prob hit him on purpose for being a dumbass and woulda kept it moving.

30 04 2008
maya

@ AceKlub – what frat?

30 04 2008
Grimm

To Mrs. Epps, Maya, and Knaturalbeauty-

That is just the way the industry works. Many people do not consider Black people to be consumers, so they do not advertise to them. And we have all heard that Blacks do not sell covers. That is probably why the industry is turning to using more racially ambiguous poeple like Brazilians instead.
In any case im happy. Liya got a solo cover and Chanel Iman (google her) has done VOGUE and Teen VOGUE covers. Joudan Dunn did over 200 shows last season and did Prada (1st black i 10 years) so there is improvement. There are even two Asian regulars (Hye Park and Du Juan) Have you seen the GAP ads with Du and Chanel???
That progress makes me happy very happy. You dont understand the crappy jobs I get sent to or little our agents work for us… Our noses arent photogenic. We have no bone struckture. Our hair isnt managable. Blah blah blah. Its bad enough to have black people making you feel bad for not having the stereotypical body, but having to try ten times harder than euro girls with squarebacks that all look the same makes you feel low. We are never pretty enough. Not to our own people or to anyone else-except old pervy men at Marquee.
If it werent for Seventeen, Cosmo, and Essence we’d all be stuck in music videos, Black Men and Hype Hair.
And Beyonce was never dark skinned. Ever. lol

30 04 2008
Quiet Storm

@ Mrs. Epps: ..”Beyonce’s forever lion king mane wearing skin bleaching ass.”

Oh !@#$! Her hair does remind me of lion king-type of hair. Y’all gonna get me in trouble laughing so loud at work. Oh well. I wanted to go home early anyway 🙂

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

ST-Pretty Ghetto County, eh? Worst nine months of my life, I lived in Cypress Creek in Hyattsville (known as the Howard Plaza Towers North, lol). I cant get with deer and beauty supply stores in the same hood. Let’s not even mention the shooting in my parking lot. If I have to live in such proximity to gun violence, then I need a bodega on my corner and and a bootleg man as well.

I lived off Adelphi Rd…and shit was no joke over there. THe police were in my parking lot every other night. One night me and my homeboys where sitting on the stoop smoking a blunt and we saw this cop car roll pass and we all jumped up and was gonna head inside to my apt. Not even 5 seconds later the cop(who was black) came runnign down the street and stopped us and was like what are you doing out here he asked me 1st of all ppl I was like damn and told him that I lived there and was getting some fresh air is that a crime? damn my smart ass mouth while under the influence and while sober as well. He told me cut the attitude and go inside. Make a long story short. My hommies got tickets for drinking alcohol in public and my girlfriend got arrested for mouhting off. DAMN PG pigs! Well now I live in Upper Marlboro int he rich black neighborhood in silence..blah boring..but atleast I can walk out my house with out getting harrassed by the horny homeless guy

30 04 2008
McDonalds Sweet TEA!

I’m half ethi and am not working it w the coveted silk to my back (tear) but DEFT got stuck w the FUCKIN FO’HEAD from the HORN….PLEASE BELIEVE I WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHIN my ass off. CHRIS you made some incredibly on point observations!
I CANT STAND ETHIOPIANS for the most part

@ sister toldja- I’m sooo sorry boo. Ethiopian Men repulse me…thus i’ve never had the nightmarish pleasure? B/c “he bit me. HARD. Like i was an apple.” IS So something i imagined ethi men would do. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ROTF

30 04 2008
aceklub

Also, I have to agree with you in terms of Ethiopians women being beautiful ladies. I find myself fawning over them after I ignore the whole forehead thing.

I would have to say that Cape Verdean women and Ethiopians women are at the top of my list.

30 04 2008
dteezy

east africans are the most beautiful girls on the planet. hands down. well…

30 04 2008
Hoodrat

They look like aliens to me. I’ll take a preppy black chick(Hilary Smith from the fresh Prince) or a hoodrat( Trina) anyday over that girl who works in the shoe store on Wisconsin, although I was strangely intrigued by her.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Damn so much for the rest of us who dont know which part of africa we are from…

30 04 2008
The Cruel Secretary

@ Tamara–“dang girl, you make me wanna make love like a teddy bear.”
….maybe he was a plushy coming out to you. At CVS.

**stifles laughter**

30 04 2008
Tamara

@ ST & Mrs. Epps: I live across the street from PG Plaza (and up the road from the station). Too much foolishness for my LIFE!!! Someone got shot in front of Target a couple weeks back at like 4pm, and I definitely heard the shots from my window, quickly looked outside the window, and turned up my music so I could ignore it.

I HATE going into PG Plaza, I once had a peepaw in like a 95 burnt orange civic ask me if I wanted to walk with him around the mall. And I’ve seen people rolling up weed in the metro elevator with a family in it.

My soul died and came back on both of those days.

30 04 2008
Monie

I’m not sure if this would qualify me as a lesbian but East African women have been the stars of my fatasies on several occasions. Liya Kebede is amazing and I have a new crush on the East African woman on America’s Next Top Model, her name is Fatima and she is absolutly stunning!

Also I live in the San Francisco Bay area, there are quite a few East Africans here, especially in the East Bay. All of my interactions with them have been positive.

30 04 2008
shabooty

i have to go offtopic.
proof i am an asshole: i went to subway for the 5dollar footlong deal, and based my decision on which sub to get, solely on which one was most expensive but yet still fell under the 5-dollar deal. So, I got the chicken and bacon joint. normal price is like 6.79, but i got it for 5, and i really wanted the tuna though, but that was cheaper (when on reg price).
$

30 04 2008
aceklub

@ maya
Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

LOL@Tamara-I hate going to PG plaza too so damn ghetto and too many damn young ppl acting like clowns. SMH..So happy I can shop at Bowie Town Center now YES!!

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

lol@ Shabooty talking bout some damn subway..I like the italian BMT on italian herbs and cheese bead yum **mouth waters** or the regular ol Turkey and Ham sammich on honey wheat.

30 04 2008
maya

@ Grimm –

“That is just the way the industry works. Many people do not consider Black people to be consumers, so they do not advertise to them. And we have all heard that Blacks do not sell covers. That is probably why the industry is turning to using more racially ambiguous poeple like Brazilians instead.”

Oh, dear heart…I will have to make this brief because I at work and cannot properly articulate my disappointment and frustration with you with such limitations.

Being a member of the media, I am not naive in my assesment of the “industry,” or how it works. So you a preaching to the converted. But based on your comments above as well as the things I”ve heard you say in other posts, I invite you to step into the light and learn to challenge the things around you.

Yes, that is the way the industry works. Yes, we are not considered consumers, which is laughable at best, considering how much Black people do consume, the fact that we are the largest consumers, and how much power is found in our dollars. The industry persists in this fashion because there are still doors to be opened, and because people choose to accept instead of challenge, to understand instead of trying to change. The reach for the racially ambiguous is long-standing, as found evident in distinctions made for “house negroes,” “mulattoes,” and “creoles.” All groups have unique social histories in this country, but be ye not confused, when the revolution comes, you ain’t on their side.

In fact, the oversaturation of ambiguous women is the manifestation of the exoticizing of darker skinned women. Furthermore, I think it is generally understood within the black community that black women come in a variety of shades and hues (I certainly don’t have the stereotypical body of a black woman) but I REALLY feel like you come in here playing this “tragic mulatto” [academic term, look it up] card and frankly, it’s irritating.

“If it werent for Seventeen, Cosmo, and Essence we’d all be stuck in music videos, Black Men and Hype Hair.” I am both baffled and offended by this comment. Granted, I’m not saying Black Men is an allustrious magazine, but at the same time, don’t get caught up in the “if it’s White, it’s right,” mentality propagated by Vogue and other magazines like it. At the end of the day, it’s about audience – and White audiences do not want to see Black women in Philip Lim (cause they don’t even want Asian designers), Valentino, Gucci, Catherine Malandrino, or anyone else. Until OUR people learn to make their own and make a way, we will forever look towards White people and their media to validate us. Do you know who Suzanne Boyd is? Do you know what type of editorial decisions she’s made in her magazines? Do you know the courage that it takes? So please do not suggest to me that Seventeen or Cosmo (who apparently think that Black people are all light-skinned with curly hair or chocolate brown with hair they can weave down or gel up into this weird nonsense) has done any of us a favor. I implore you to do some media research since you are obviously are within the field. Know the game before you play.

30 04 2008
Lolo

@Monie
Yah, that def makes you a rugmuncher (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but hey, you’re in SF now so it’s not like it’s gonna cramp your social life.

30 04 2008
maya

@ aceklub – i’m on 10 hours of sleep, and obv. should have known that by the use of the “k”. i meant to type “what school and when’d you cross?”

30 04 2008
maya

skee-yo, btw.

30 04 2008
Bailey Blues

@ Tamara
Yeah, my brother used to live in University Towers right there…those are the streets.

@dtezzy
Thanks for giving us RBC (regular black chicks) a chance…

30 04 2008
dynamicdiva8

They bite?!!!!!!

30 04 2008
Lolo

@maya

::APPLAUSE::

Really, who do they think made for the comeback of Burberry (which I find to be laughably fugly, myself), who clung to LVH like it was a life raft and kept it one of the most coveted brands, who drove the resurgence of labels like Gucci and Armani? Not Becki Bitterton and her thin lipped cousins, that’s for sure.

30 04 2008
Tamara

not with Maya doing the skee-yo on the blog. I hate you LS.

30 04 2008
maya

LMAO. Not with the LS shoutout on the blog. You know how I feel about (some) Kappas.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

damn maya…you are so my hommie…I totally agree with what you said in response to grimm’s comments. HIGH FREAK FIVE!!!

30 04 2008
aceklub

@ Maya
I crossed in Fall 04 with Chester Alumni chapter (which is outside of Philly) and now in the DC area.

And yourself (when did cross and what school).

YO-SKEE

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

I heart Maya. Grimm (*sigh*). Our perception/definition of beauty is marketed to us through fashion, music, television, and to a lesser extent, art & literature. And as an artist, I try to undo some of that crap and MOVE FORWARD and show the beauty in our variety, and the beauty in just the way we are.

30 04 2008
Grimm

to Maya- I never said that I accept the reasons I am given for why there are like no castings that call for black girls. As a matter of fact, many black men dont even find black women attractive so if I should be working only for Ebony and Black men, why is it that even those magazins favor girls that are the complete opposite of Alek??? Why dont music videos have dark skinned girls??? We cant blame the “media” entirely for that, because you can poll a few black men and hear an array of reasons they prefer girls that “look black” but arent.
I refuse to limit my income by only doing “ethnic” jobs. I have a NYC rent to pay. I dont find VOGUE to be the standard because its “white”. Its the standard because it shows me all of the new talents, the greatest artists, the best writers, and an awesome article on food thats in like every other issue. The trends it shows ARE the original versions of EVERYTHING in every store in the mall. From French, Mexican and newly created Indian VOGUE I would be proud to grace its pages and im still happy for Chanel and Liya for breaking the mold.
I mentioned Cosmo and Seventeen because theyve given me work. They include every group-except maybe pacific asians and east asians. I cant have a book full of Hype Hair. I have to go to castings im not invited to so that I can get invited next time. I disagree with only using black mediums. That is limiting. If Halle Berry and Denzel just did blackbuster movies would they have broken barriers or become role models???

to lolo-Yes, a few rappers may have popularized the whole label lust in the black community, but I think that boosted the sales on Canal street more than in the actutal boutiques. No matter how many blacks you see wearing alleged Pradas, we all know that the only minority group considered consumers and being marketed to are Asians. (there are a few new Asian models getting alot of work now when they were previously ignored)

30 04 2008
maya

aw, Mrs. Epps, girl you know you my homie…even though if we go out, i gotta wear big heels because you’re 5’10 and i can’t be outdone 🙂

@ aceklub, i’m from philly so i know chester. (LMAO, Tamara – CHESTER KAPPAS) i’m from univ. of md. sp 06

30 04 2008
Merri Lee

I became even more enraged about three weeks later when I returned to the bar and found her hugged up on a white dude who, for lack of a better description, looked like the upper half of my dick.

*dead* Oh, Jesus wept. *back to read the rest*

30 04 2008
Monie

@Lolo

Lol…

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

ahhahaha@ maya girl you can be my elbow rest though ;-D

30 04 2008
Merri Lee

After 5 years in DC, I had a love/hate relationship with Ethiopians and Eritreans. They always thought I was one of them (I don’t see it( and would get really excited and start speaking Amaric (SP?) or exclaim “ARE YOU ETHIOPIAN????” This makes about as much sense as me grabbing a chick from the Marcy Projects wearing a Baby Phat coat and yelling out “Nigga, you Black?!?!”

ST – you have a sista IN TEARS!!!! I always get mistaken for being Ethiopian, too

30 04 2008
maya

“As a matter of fact, many black men dont even find black women attractive so if I should be working only for Ebony and Black men, why is it that even those magazins favor girls that are the complete opposite of Alek???”

What black men do YOU know???

“I refuse to limit my income by only doing “ethnic” jobs. I have a NYC rent to pay. I dont find VOGUE to be the standard because its “white”. Its the standard because it shows me all of the new talents, the greatest artists, the best writers, and an awesome article on food thats in like every other issue.”

Nor am I suggesting that you do, baby. That’s like me saying I’m not working for white people ever in life. Clearly, my ass in a room full of Jews right now. I can’t have a clip book full of “ethnic press” either. That won’t get you anywhere. But don’t throw shade to people who are trying to tap into our market – markets that are forgotten by Cosmos, etc. Get paper, but bring somebody with you. And let’s be clear – I’m not saying that Vogue is the standard because it’s White. But White privilege has allowed it to ascend the way that it has.

“I would be proud to grace its pages and im still happy for Chanel and Liya for breaking the mold.”

As you should be. And again, I didn’t say that I wasn’t proud. Nor did I suggest that they were any less black.

“I disagree with only using black mediums. That is limiting. If Halle Berry and Denzel just did blackbuster movies would they have broken barriers or become role models???”

Again. *sigh* I did not say only use black mediums. And we should not limit ourselves. But you didn’t see Halle up there talking about “as a bi-racial woman” when she accepted that Oscar did you? You didn’t hear her clowning her work in BAPS or Boomerang, or any of the work she did before white people took an interest. If I was suggetsing limits, then clearly I would’ve gone to an HBCU and wouldn’t have spent 13 years in an academic career being “the only one” in AP courses, on exchange programs, etc. What I’m saying is, don’t hate on the people within the community that try to make it shine the best way they know how. So we can get somewhere else. And have our own. And show the progress, and the diversity in our culture and our struggle. Concession stand bitches love to throw salt.

*drops mic*

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

i can see it now…me, maya, Sister T and knatrual at the club acting wild..

Me: damn im tired…

I rest my elbow on what I thought was the table..

Maya tugs on my dress and i look down and see my elbow resting on her head…

Maya- Bitch get your damn elbow off my Im not that damn short!

bwhahahaha

30 04 2008
Lolo

Hmm, I actually wasn’t referring to the rappers but to the “middle class” and up blacks I’ve been acquainted with over the years. I’m OLD and as long as I’ve bothered noticing labels I’ve noticed that lots of black americans that can pinch out some extra out of the budget buy the priciest and most “prestigious” of labels, from Brioni suits to Gonzalez bags. I so hate this perception that seems to be perpetuated by many, that the face of black america is what we see on the teevee only and not the folks that are teaching, designing, coding, financing, networking, buying and building.

Maybe it’s because my man and me have people in the Detroit area, or that I lived a large part of my life in California but when I reference black americans the people that are informing my perceptions are not what I see portrayed by so called media. I know black business owners, executives, educators, politicians – you know, regular, working, tax paying people??

The fuck? Are the Obamas really that much of a phenomenon to America? “oooh, look a lawyer and an executive they must be like superstars of the black community!! I bet they’re over at Oprah’s every other weekend!!”

People just wear me out most days, I’m telling you.

30 04 2008
Monie

Maya,

On the subject of magazines and using Black models; Italian Vogue is coming out with an entire issue using only Black models. I think it will be either the May or June issue. The editor of Italian Vogue is making a statment about the lack of Black models in the general fashion industry.

I can’t wait to buy and see this issue of Italian Vogue.

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

@Grimm’s latest comment and the fashion industry in general…


WHO CARES?!?!?! WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES!??!?!?!?! JESUS CHRIST WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRENDS, MODELS, AND ANY OTHER SUCH POP CULTURE BULLSHIT!!!!

IF EVERY FASHIONISTA ON PLANET EARTH, BE THEY MODEL, DESIGNER, ARTIST, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ALL DROPPED DEAD TONIGHT – NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN! NOTHING! NO ONE WOULD CARE! IN FACT, SOCIETY WOULD BE RENDERED MORE PRODUCTIVE AS THE PRODUCERS IN THIS ECONOMY WOULD HAVE FAR FEWER MORONS IN THEIR EARS DISTRACTING THEM WITH THEIR CONSTANT CHATTER AS THEY TRY WITH THE UTMOST FUTILITY TO JUSTIFY THEIR RELEVANCE.

THE PURPOSE OF A FASHION MODEL IS TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT MATTER NOT TO WORK SO HARD THAT THEY FORGET TO EAT. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE CONTRIBUTION ANY MODEL WILL EVER MAKE TO HUMANITY.

ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE MODELING SHIT! WE KNOW YOU’RE A MODEL. CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS SWEETHEART, YOU ‘PRETTY’ FOR A LIVING. WHOOPDEDOO. I’M SURE THAT PUTS YOU RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE GUYS THAT CURED POLIO AND SENT MEN TO THE MOON.

GOD FORBID YOU GET A SCAR AND HAVE TO DEVELOP SOME HUMILITY, BECAUSE THERE ISN’T ENOUGH MONEY ON THE PLANET TO HIRE THE NUMBER OF PREACHERS IT WOULD TAKE TO EXORCISE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASS.

30 04 2008
maya

*wipes tears from eyes*

God, Chris…I hate you on untold levels right now.

LMAOOOO. BOLDING?!?!?!

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

maya-Again. *sigh* I did not say only use black mediums. And we should not limit ourselves. But you didn’t see Halle up there talking about “as a bi-racial woman” when she accepted that Oscar did you? You didn’t hear her clowning her work in BAPS or Boomerang, or any of the work she did before white people took an interest. If I was suggetsing limits, then clearly I would’ve gone to an HBCU and wouldn’t have spent 13 years in an academic career being “the only one” in AP courses, on exchange programs, etc. What I’m saying is, don’t hate on the people within the community that try to make it shine the best way they know how. So we can get somewhere else. And have our own. And show the progress, and the diversity in our culture and our struggle. Concession stand bitches love to throw salt.

You goddammn right… PREACH!!

30 04 2008
notkinkos

@ MAYA

“If I was suggetsing limits, then clearly I would’ve gone to an HBCU and wouldn’t have spent 13 years in an academic career being “the only one” in AP courses, on exchange programs, etc.”

Maya, i was with u unitl this… are u suggesting that because you chose to attend a PWI, you didn’t “limit yourself”?!

30 04 2008
shabooty

@Merri Lee
apparently white dude looked like foreskin smegma. $

the wikipedia picture of the aforementioned (smegma) almost made me puke.

just because i have no soul, doesnt mean i dont have a gag-reflex.

s-

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Chris-THE PURPOSE OF A FASHION MODEL IS TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT MATTER NOT TO WORK SO HARD THAT THEY FORGET TO EAT. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE CONTRIBUTION ANY MODEL WILL EVER MAKE TO HUMANITY.

ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE MODELING SHIT! WE KNOW YOU’RE A MODEL. CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS SWEETHEART, YOU ‘PRETTY’ FOR A LIVING. WHOOPDEDOO. I’M SURE THAT PUTS YOU RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE GUYS THAT CURED POLIO AND SENT MEN TO THE MOON.

and this is the reason why i love this blog…I’m so dead in the next 30 seconds from laughin and crying myself to death.

30 04 2008

this is some good reading folks!

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Man that guy’s tense… (tee hee hee hee)

30 04 2008
Lolo

Okay, I come here for the laughing at Chris’ bitterly cockblocked rantings and wisdom. The bonus of Admiral’s tourette like spiralings is like the whipped cream layers in Chris’ hate cakes. ST, Anemarie, maya, Mrs. Epps and all the rest of you nutjobs are the cherries on top. You know, an escape and distraction from the foolery that is shoved up my ass like buttplug of reality on a daily basis but Grimm? Grimm has gone and officially SUCKED THE FUN RIGHT OUT OF HERE FOR THE DAY.

30 04 2008
maya

@ notkinkos –

no, what i was saying was that if i was only about working through black channels, then i would’ve went to an hbcu. im not suggesting that PWIs or HBCUs offer more or less between them, simply refuting grimm’s presumption/insinuation that i thought that you should only work with black people.

30 04 2008

–ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE MODELING SHIT! WE KNOW YOU’RE A MODEL. CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS SWEETHEART, YOU ‘PRETTY’ FOR A LIVING. WHOOPDEDOO. I’M SURE THAT PUTS YOU RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE GUYS THAT CURED POLIO AND SENT MEN TO THE MOON.–

bwhahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaa

**passes out my obituaries**

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

hahahah i know right Lolo and this is were I will make my exit for lunch adios putas!

30 04 2008
Aisha

There’s a lot of beautiful women in East Africa, that’s for sure. But the fashion world gives us the bizarre-looking ones instead. So we get this instead of this.

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Well I will say that Grimm does have a point…

The industry does not have any confidence or interest in the black consumer. Thats mainly because the black financial infrastructure has been destroyed over the past several decades.

30 04 2008
Aisha

My bad…this is what I meant.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

OMG, I can’t breathe!

Grimm, what’s that your holding? Oh, it’s your 36-inch ass, handed to you by Chris and Maya. Don’t drop it, else you won’t be able to eat next month. Wait, you don’t eat.

Go to college*. Do not stop, do not pass go, do not collect $100 for standing in front of the wackest store in America and taking pictures with hicks who “ain’t ne’er been to de Biiiiig Apples be’fo”.

All else fails, they will be casting Season 10 of Flavor Of Love soon.

*(Now watch her tell me she’s in Columbia’s special 2-year program for the PhD in Fashion Philosophy….)

30 04 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

1. I am so sick of every second person said ‘DEAD!’ ……. honestly its being FUCKING OVERUSED. EXPAND YOUR VOCABS BITCHES!!!!

2. SOMALIANS ARE 1000 TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN FUGLY ASS ETHIOPIANS.

30 04 2008
maya

Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring.

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“SOMALIANS ARE 1000 TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN FUGLY ASS ETHIOPIANS.”

[say in leering, evil, raspy, womanizing voice] Ooooooooooooh yea, send me yo picture baby dawl!

30 04 2008
Muse

Chris just had an aneurysm … LOL. People like Grimm are all over LA and make the world a better place. Don’t downplay her accomplishments as a 5’10 120lb model. One day she might be the mother of your children. Afterall a lot of high profile men and entrepreneurs tend to date pretty stupid things.

BTW I hate this website with my soul. I’ve been distracted because now I want to come back and check the comments section every 2-3hrs so I can get my laugh on. Does anyone want do some financial modeling on excel for me? I’ll hook you up with a cute model or big cock athlete.

30 04 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

^ I would send you my picture chris but I don’t want you jerking off to it.

Besides you don’t deserve to lay your eyes on this level of beauty — you deserve to be bitch slapped.

30 04 2008

ST…

I
CAN’T:

Grimm, what’s that your holding? Oh, it’s your 36-inch ass, handed to you by Chris and Maya. Don’t drop it, else you won’t be able to eat next month. Wait, you don’t eat.

Go to college*. Do not stop, do not pass go, do not collect $100 for standing in front of the wackest store in America and taking pictures with hicks who “ain’t ne’er been to de Biiiiig Apples be’fo”.

AND BTW GRIMM:

IT’S STRUCTURE HONEY…. NOT STRUCKtURE. I’m going to need you to drop out of bart simpson university.

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

DO… NOT… GET… ME… STARTED… ON… THE… CITY… OF… LOS… ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANGER LEVEL 9/10

30 04 2008

oh I HATE L.A. with all of me!

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“Besides you don’t deserve to lay your eyes on this level of beauty — you deserve to be bitch slapped.”

Chicks dig assholes.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Somali Queen-1. I am so sick of every second person said ‘DEAD!’ ……. honestly its being FUCKING OVERUSED. EXPAND YOUR VOCABS BITCHES!!!!

I feel like bring out my inner child and say

DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD MOTHER FUCKING DEAD..get over yourself.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

^ I would send you my picture chris but I don’t want you jerking off to it.

Besides you don’t deserve to lay your eyes on this level of beauty — you deserve to be bitch slapped.

Only busted bitches say shit like this…

30 04 2008
Muse

One of my best friends is Ethiopian. She’s in medical school but isn’t a cunt about it. She’s wants go into reconstructive surgery to help kids impacted by war and disease. Very humble young lady and pretty. What’s crazy is that you can’t even hate her because she is so freaking nice and down to earth. Anyway she wants a husband so as her bff I have to whore her out to some nice guys.

30 04 2008

**DEAD**____^______^^____
DEAD

30 04 2008
Muse

Admiral Furious, your name makes me think of a Mandingo porn star. Is something wrong with me?

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

Muse-“Very humble young lady and pretty. What’s crazy is that you can’t even hate her because she is so freaking nice and down to earth.” Muse. I hate your friend. For spite.

30 04 2008
Grimm

Thank you AF. Everyone else proves my point that people treat you differently if you have a job like mine. All of the stereotypes and implications… Every since i mentioned my job people have jumped down my back.

at Chris-i mentioned fashion b/c thats what i know. If i was a lawyer or some other “respectible”, “real world” job you’d respect my insight, but since im not, you, and alot of others dont. All I said was that Liya was my fav and added insight for those who felt cheated by the fact that only euro looking blacks got work. Excuse me for telling them the reasons ive been told for why we arent used. It should be refreshing to hear a different perspective. Why is it that when people mention their vast education and great jobs in corporate thats ok? They arent bragging, but Im full of myself?? ok.
you have an education/real job, and get rejected by pretty girls and Ethiopians and your ideas valid but mine arent. Thats wrong. But its cool. Im proud to be a teenager on my own in a big city making enough $$ to pay my rent and help my mom. If anyone is elitist or full of themselves it isnt me… Who cares if you dont think my job is relevent.

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

I’m going to assume SOMALI QUEEN looks like this until she proves otherwise.

P.S. – I’ve jacked off to that picture four times already.

30 04 2008
Muse

Either Somali chick was trying to be funny or she really is an arrogant douche-hoe.

Either way her comment was all bad.

30 04 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Mrs. Epps sorry but I’m not gonna give you the attention you so crave.

30 04 2008
Lolo

I tell you, Grimm really is thick after all. In the HEAD. I’m so pissed right now that the only thing that’s going to set me right is some Popeyes and a good grudgefuck.

Oh yeah, and my mature ass is also **DEAD** at the rest of you.

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

CHRIS… sfdligusmkgwap;jiyuag2brwpga;uihgaw.lkjrbaew;psugvisk.jenmgs;peo

THAT
PICTURE
GETS
ME
EVERY
TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Grimm- I….am….speaking….slowly…..because…..you….don’t……seem……to……get…..it…..no….one….is….dissing…..you….for….being….a….model….we….are…..dissing….you….for…..being….1)……douchebitchy….2)……grossly…..uninformed…..and…..3)…..ab….so….lute….ly….ridiculous….I….know….smart…and….likeable….models….you….aint….one….of….em…

If….you….told….us….you….were…..a…..lawyer….we….would…not…believe….you….under….any….cir….cum….stance……s

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Muse perhaps you wish to go below deck and propose sex with the Admiral? I have no clue.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

“Mrs. Epps sorry but I’m not gonna give you the attention you so crave”.

Child please aint no one sweating your ass..

Lolo-Oh yeah, and my mature ass is also **DEAD** at the rest of you

hahahaha

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

OMFG ITS WORLD WAR THREE IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Sister T-Grimm- I….am….speaking….slowly…..because…..you….don’t……seem……to……get…..it…..no….one….is….dissing…..you….for….being….a….model….we….are…..dissing….you….for…..being….1)……douchebitchy….2)……grossly…..uninformed…..and…..3)…..ab….so….lute….ly….ridiculous….I….know….smart…and….likeable….models….you….aint….one….of….em…

If….you….told….us….you….were…..a…..lawyer….we….would…not…believe….you….under….any….cir….cum….stance……s

Bwhahahahahhahahahahahha I chocked on my salad just now. And why did I read that to myself like I was retarded? OMG

30 04 2008
maya

“Thank you AF. Everyone else proves my point that people treat you differently if you have a job like mine. All of the stereotypes and implications… Every since i mentioned my job people have jumped down my back.”

Grimm – I’m friends with people who model. It’s not your job. It’s you. I promise.

And PS – I also didn’t negate your point that there’s a belief that we’re “unmarketable.”

The moral of the story, boys and girls, is that not only is reading FUN, but it’s FUNDAMENTAL, too.

30 04 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

CHRIS,

You just admitted your freaky homo tendencis. Ewww

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Im slow but off topic I just realized I am the angry black women now WOOHOOOOO

** does celebration dance**

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“You just admitted your freaky homo tendencis. Ewww”

YEA GIRL, I’M TRYIN GIT DAT MAN BUTT! OOOHHH!!!!!!!

I am in quite a mood today.

30 04 2008

Grimm- I….am….speaking….slowly…..because…..you….don’t……seem……to……get…..it…..no….one….is….dissing…..you….for….being….a….model….we….are…..dissing….you….for…..being….1)……douchebitchy….2)……grossly…..uninformed…..and…..3)…..ab….so….lute….ly….ridiculous….I….know….smart…and….likeable….models….you….aint….one….of….em…

If….you….told….us….you….were…..a…..lawyer….we….would…not…believe….you….under….any….cir….cum….stance……s

I am offically beautiful black history.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Mrs Epps- Yes, you are now a member of the Yahh Bitch Yaah Sisterhood. It’s a secret society, all we ask is trust.

30 04 2008
Muse

Grimm your statement proves that you need to get out in the world and learn about LIFE.

This statement you made:

“at Chris-i mentioned fashion b/c thats what i know. If i was a lawyer or some other “respectible”, “real world” job you’d respect my insight, but since im not, you, and alot of others dont.”

Proves how ignorant you are. I work as a financial analyst but do you think I’m sitting here boring folks by talking about excel models, cost analyst sheets, or arbitrage rebate calculations, etc…? HELL FUCKING NO. In fact if I ever go into the details of my job, please feel free to take an axe to my back.

I’ve talked about cunts, big penises, corrupted politicians, and a bunch of other ignorant coonish topics that would shame my parents into disowning me.

Everyone knows you are a model and personally I don’t have a problem with it. But you keep bringing up your modeling career like a herpes virus. Just chill and engage in conversation without sounding like a pompous cunt.

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

OMFG ITS WORLD WAR THREE IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO hell yea, Mr. Furious! it’s hump day, babyyy

::grabs popcorn::

30 04 2008
Muse

Sorry Admiral Furious….I just think of a military man who is pounding some poor girl’s vagina furiously every time i read your name.

But don’t mind me, I need help.

30 04 2008

*** Passes Hot,Cool&Vicious some gummy bears and goobers…sips soda and continues to be entertained***

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH@Admiral Furious – the pornstar. Sick.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Sisahhhhhh T-Mrs Epps- Yes, you are now a member of the Yahh Bitch Yaah Sisterhood. It’s a secret society, all we ask is trust.

YAY!! I want to thank all my fans and friends and family. Without you I wouldnt be the Yahh Bitch Yaah Sister I am on this fine 55 degree weather day..

**Sheds tear**

I need to stay off the Vanilla Bean Frapps with etra whip from Starbucks huh?

30 04 2008
Muse

Ne dont’ eat gummy bearts and goobers because you will turn into a FAT ASS and no one will love you.

In fact every female who has ever posted a comment needs to eat their feeling and throw that shit up in order to meet the weight requirement of 98lbs.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

AF the SBPH Mandingo? hmmm wow…

30 04 2008
Tamara

Dag, is this what I missed on a shuttle ride and a phone call to work?

It’s poppin in here toooodaaaay.

ps. where did Somali Queen come from?

“always talking about what you got… girl you know that you need to stop.”

ps. Maya tell em’ why you mad son!

30 04 2008
Muse

BTW I’m goring on a steak for lunch. Yes it is 11:22pst and I’m having steak because a meaty substance in my body and chicken just isn’t doing it.

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

LMFAO @ ne’! girl, u are a trip!!!

::taps ne’ to ask her if she saw how SOMALI QUEEN sonned Chris::

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Good point, Muse. I never discuss being a witch. Unless y’all gonna help me work these spells, then there is no need for me to trouble you with my tales of woe about toad hearts and eyes of newt.

Yo, Chris. I am about to bring your anger level up another 10 notches. Go grab a cup of tea or something….this may be a day ruiner. Well, maybe not the whole day, but at least 15 minutes of it.

30 04 2008

lmao muse. I thought about that after posting, maybe I should be eating lettuce and ice chips.

30 04 2008
Quiet Storm

OMFG ITS WORLD WAR THREE IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO hell yea, Mr. Furious! it’s hump day, babyyy

::grabs popcorn::

*** Passes Hot,Cool&Vicious some gummy bears and goobers…sips soda and continues to be entertained***

**offer Hot,Cool&Vicious and Ne some chips and dip while scrolling down the page**

30 04 2008

::laughs at somali queen and chris’ progressive yet abusive relationship::

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Well Muse… you said porn star. Not me. Get your head out of the gutter dear.

Now can I get some of those gummy bears and ho-hos please?

30 04 2008
Muse

All you bitches eating junk food are going to get fat and girls like Grimm will laugh at you and brag about how they can wear a size -20.

Women like me will only hate you if you sit next to me on the airplane.

30 04 2008
Muse

Admiral in order to get my mind out of the gutter that would require an exorcism.

The #7 makes me think of a penis. Names and household items automatically take my mind to something sexual.

I probably should have been born a man. Seriously. As I type I’m thinking about man meat…or maybe that’s the steak.

Freud would have a field day with me.

30 04 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Whomever said that Somali girl on America’s next top model Fatima is cute must be surrounded by ugly women on a daily basis. Fatima is as ugly as the day is long and she walks like she has a pineapple permanently lodged up her butt.

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

:: passes muse the caramel mini rice cakes::

30 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

I love you goddamn people. Even Grimm.

30 04 2008
Muse

Too many calories. I need some water and a sugar cube.

30 04 2008

:: passes AF some gummy bears::

and who you calling a HO HO?

30 04 2008
scarletjones

ya’ll have ZERO sense today! lmbao.

yo @ Admiral: can a NIGGA get a table dance!

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

bwhahahahha@ Muse…

Well I’m eating a salad..but I like to pig out on my sour cream and onion chips,some good ol st. ides,pizza, popcorn,cherry garcia ice cream yumm ect. Dont give me gummy bears or I’ll kill em

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD! MY RIBS!

30 04 2008
sarah

damn, a lot happened during my lunch break

30 04 2008

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ MUSE AND THE RODENT DIET BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

:: pantomime the act of passing muse the caramel mini rice cakes… passes the good shit Mr. Furious::

30 04 2008
Quiet Storm

**pass some of the sour cream & onion chips to Mrs. Epps and I try to get some of the white gummy bears from AF**

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Muse-Admiral in order to get my mind out of the gutter that would require an exorcism.

The #7 makes me think of a penis. Names and household items automatically take my mind to something sexual.

I probably should have been born a man. Seriously. As I type I’m thinking about man meat…or maybe that’s the steak.

Freud would have a field day with me.

I’m your twin…my mind is stuck in the gutter…when i see or eat any thing that is round and long or in a ball shap liek meatballs i think of dick and balls, wheni eat kisses i think of nipples hahah I got issues…

30 04 2008
aceklub

@ maya
thats response of “(LMAO, Tamara – CHESTER KAPPAS)” makes me have to ask for details on that… so to not go off topic on the blog feel free to hit me up @ tvarela01@gmail.com

30 04 2008

::Picks out all of the red and orange gummy bears..hands over my ebp card and sips some red kool-aid out of a jelly jar::

get off me and my silk drawls ya’ll

30 04 2008
Knatural

you dirty-minded freaks! There’s more to life than sex. . . like oral sex.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Im totally weird i wont any ol brand of gummy bears thay have to be the Haribo gummy bears.. I like the orange ones yum.. http://www.theswissbakery.com/images%2Fproducts%2Fharibo%2F108001-Haribo-Gold-Bears-Gummi-Gummy-Candy.jpg

30 04 2008

omg Mrs. Epps

I think I may have the same condition as you. My mind is constantly in the gutter. I think it may be the chemicals they put in our food. Everytime I see a man I undress him. I can turn any topic pf discussion into sex.

Sex is my vice!

30 04 2008

*of

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

::waiting on the Admiral’s short ass 🙂 to give us a table dance::

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Knat-you dirty-minded freaks! There’s more to life than sex. . . like oral sex

MMM oral sex… eyes roll to the back of my head like THE UNDERTAKER(wrestler)

off topic why does it take the undertaker a mother loving 30 cocksucking yrs!for him to walk in to the ring?? has anyone else noticed that shit GODDDD before he gets to the ring I already had 2 grandbabies!

30 04 2008
Merri Lee

Mrs.Epps (18:01:40) :

Somali Queen-1. I am so sick of every second person said ‘DEAD!’ ……. honestly its being FUCKING OVERUSED. EXPAND YOUR VOCABS BITCHES!!!!

I feel like bring out my inner child and say

DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD MOTHER FUCKING DEAD..get over yourself.

*Deceased* 😀

30 04 2008
Quiet Storm

**reaching for wallet for my ones while we wait** 🙂

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

me too Ne!!! the ppl on here have witnessed my preverted mouth formed in to words on this damn site.. I cant help myself sometimes.. thats why me n hubster gonna start our own porn company f the BS..Everyone loves porn so why not make porn and make millions off of it 🙂

30 04 2008

my stomach is always in knots waiting for him to get to the damn ring from the back. It’s like being in traffic behind a peepaw

30 04 2008
Muse

Mrs Epps you can think about sex all you want because at the end of the day, you are married and can release that tension. You can fuck your husband into a coma every night. I’m a 25 year old single woman and I can’t fuck random guys into comas because of society, diseaes, douchbags, and the double standard. I also have the curse of being a woman and having to fucking care about the dude for him let him put his penis in me. I admire my whore friends who don’t give a crap and just fuck anything. It’s a certain freedom I have yet to experience LOL.

30 04 2008

I am new so my preverted mind and mouth has not been afflicted upon you all. But don’t fret, soon cum come

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Merri Lee- 🙂 you know i had to do it!

30 04 2008
Muse

So my vulgarity is a result of my internal conflict. The good girl is struggling to suppress my inner whore.

30 04 2008
Merri Lee

stuffblackpeoplehate (18:15:58) :

“You just admitted your freaky homo tendencis. Ewww”

YEA GIRL, I’M TRYIN GIT DAT MAN BUTT! OOOHHH!!!!!!!

I am in quite a mood today.

*paging Chicken Jon*

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Muse-Mrs Epps you can think about sex all you want because at the end of the day, you are married and can release that tension. You can fuck your husband into a coma every night. I’m a 25 year old single woman and I can’t fuck random guys into comas because of society, diseaes, douchbags, and the double standard. I also have the curse of being a woman and having to fucking care about the dude for him let him put his penis in me. I admire my whore friends who don’t give a crap and just fuck anything. It’s a certain freedom I have yet to experience LOL.

yea i feel ya. When i was single you didnt see me goign home with some dude at the club that i just met or having crazy monkey sex with someone off the street. But these hoes out here are a trip. I have read just like your who are giving random men their inner whore. Its so sad. But you’ll get your girly before you even know it!

30 04 2008
benjie

damn ya’ll

i was only gone for an hour.

wtf is going on??

…wait, someone’s giving out lapdances

*runs to the atm*

30 04 2008
Muse

Yeah some folks are just nasty. No matter how horny I get there is a line I will not cross. In the meantime I have to contend with my overactive imagination to keep me satisfied.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

There is a party next weekend in DC thrown by a group of folks….sigh….mostly “young Alumni” from my own alma mater*. These folks have parties all the time (I somehow ended up on the listserv EVEN THOUGH I LIVE IN BROOKLYN) and they often times have really verbose names that try to sound ‘fancy’ or ‘deep’ or ‘classy’ for no reason.

Whelp, the May 10th event is called….wait for it….wait for it:

Manifest Destiny

“HU: The Mecca, Continues To Produce Some America’s Most Beautiful, Intense And Radiant Minds From All Over The World. Manifest Destiny An Expression of The Spritual Qualities of HU As Amplified By It’s Unique Emotional Appeal”

1) The whole shit makes NO SENSE

2) MANIFEST FUCKING DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, excuse me, as I am off to resign my Negritude as well as my degree. I knew I shoulda just went to DeVry….

Chris- I apologize on behalf of my people (well, OUR people) and my school. I’m in DC this weekend, and I’ll drop some pancakes off on your doorstep.

*Grimm, that is a fancy term for “the college (big people school) I went to”

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

nah, benjie, the Admiral is bullshittin… i think he has performance anxiety

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

women are whores cool in their own way. Some are more open with their whoreness coolness more than others..

bwjahahahah ok ima shut up before Amazon Somali Queen jumps the gun 🙂

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Why do I suddenly feel like Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air… about to do a strip tease?

30 04 2008
benjie

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

30 04 2008
Knatural

?Manifest Destiny?
That’s Howard for ya…
I think Admiral is taking so long getting dressed?

30 04 2008

::slaps AF’s (short…but taller then my 5’1″ petite self) on the booty to get him started::

30 04 2008
Monie

I’m not going to judge all Somalis by SOMALI QUEEN. Infact I have a feeling that SOMALI QUEEN is really a guy named Chester who lives in his mom’s basement somewhere in Queens, N.Y.

30 04 2008
Lolo

You know, all this nonsense today from Grimm and the Somali Queen would be worth all the blood pressure if Chris manages to get the Admiral drunk enough to tabledance and then posts the pictures.

Come Ooooooooon, Short Man. Shake it for the internets, babeeeeee. You know you wanna.

30 04 2008

I’m not going to judge all Somalis by SOMALI QUEEN. Infact I have a feeling that SOMALI QUEEN is really a guy named Chester who lives in his mom’s basement somewhere in Queens, N.Y.

**cremates myself**

30 04 2008
Lolo

I think Somali Queen is a shemale living in a basement in Chester County, PA.

30 04 2008
benjie

*cues music*

don’t want no short, short man

*dancing*

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

shoot how bout Furious and Chris strip! it would go something a lil like this…

30 04 2008
scarletjones

* jump on it! jump on it! jump on it! *

whooooo! (shakin my dollas in the air!)

30 04 2008

you guys are going to get me firedddddddddddddddddd!

::tries to hold laughter while trying to not let it create gas::

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

im still laughin at the video..hahahahhaha

omg somali queen is really a tranny who’s government name is Chester Jones from Queens? wow hahahha ya’ll crazy

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

::tucks some dollas betwix AF’s glasses::

30 04 2008
Tamara

@ ST: you know the sad part is, you know they sat around and had a round table discussion for HOURS before coming up with that title.

I get invites for parties back home (in NY) from people I went to H.S. with (who’ve become full-time “party-promoters”) who love to name their parties after the songs, I thought the best one I heard was “Drop and Give Me 50,” (after the Mike Jones/Hurricane Chris song), but clearly “Manifest Destiny” trumps that two-fold.

I’m just gonna get a tear tattoed on my face a la weezy and morn for my people.

30 04 2008
Lolo

Add Chicken Jon to that mix and I’ll open my wallet.

Sorry but at the end of the day I’m still a rice lover so nyah.

30 04 2008
scarletjones

glasses are sooo sexy! i can’t help my taste…. i’m a computer nerd. (that’s my excuse now adays anyway)

30 04 2008

Chester Laamar”buck toof” Jenkins is the name and 5’2″ is his game. You know he has that clit dick thing we were talking about.

Just an angry little negro, mad about our short man convo yesterday.

30 04 2008
Knatural

OH GOD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ the videos and “::tucks some dollas betwix AF’s glasses::”
STOP.

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

LoLo, u are a gem!!

30 04 2008
zoso

I hurt from laughing.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

lolo-bobby lee is fuckin hilarious!!

Ne- your totally right about Chester Lammar “buck toof” Jenkins ahahha

Scarletttttttt WASSS UPPP!!! yea my hubster wore glasses until he got lasik last yr. He is a computer nerd as well I mean computer”tech” I had to get use to him not wearing glasses for a long time.. I’m recently recovering from him shaving off the goatee i was pissed now he’s back to ol plain face mustache BLAH..

30 04 2008
Uhura

Sister T; Holy *^@$*!^%$*!….

What-Was he trying to do FGM on you?

30 04 2008
carolinahaze

@SOMALI QUEEN-
If I promise not to jerk off to your pic(right away), can I haz?

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

i actually feel dirty for secretly wanting shabooty to join the mix in addition to chicken jon, and for chris to put on his dance regalia and do some hot injun tribal shit

30 04 2008
benjie

“i actually feel dirty for secretly wanting shabooty to join the mix in addition to chicken jon, and for chris to put on his dance regalia and do some hot injun tribal shit”

*departed*

30 04 2008

Hot,Cool&Vicious you are right on. I’m getting hot…sweet tippee!

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Captain Stabbin…

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

“i actually feel dirty for secretly wanting shabooty to join the mix in addition to chicken jon, and for chris to put on his dance regalia and do some hot injun tribal shit”

bwhahahhah why shabooty though hahaha for the longest time i thought shabooty was a lesbian or something until today ahhahahhahha

30 04 2008
scarletjones

@ Epps – sup lady! I love the nerd boys (those with the look and the actual persona). and is there anything worse than a young brotha with a magnum p.i. mustache? ewe! i need the goatee too. 🙂

@ Admiral – you didn’t get out of dancin just because you ignoring us!

30 04 2008
shabooty

who’s HOT,Cool&Vicious?

Hot to relax it away, Cool to dull the pain, Vicious to inflict the pain!

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

@ Uhura- Why you bring it back up? *Sobs*

@ Tamara- I don’t have enough cheek space to tattoo all the tears I need for my kind. (Dead and buried at that comment, btw).

30 04 2008
iloveblackpeople

LOLOL…Captain Stabbin!!!!! I was just gonna sit back and read but now I just went to the office kitchen and popped some popcorn to enjoy the show with.

30 04 2008
Quiet Storm

shoot how bout Furious and Chris strip! it would go something a lil like this…

* jump on it! jump on it! jump on it! *
whooooo! (shakin my dollas in the air!)
::tucks some dollas betwix AF’s glasses::

i actually feel dirty for secretly wanting shabooty to join the mix in addition to chicken jon, and for chris to put on his dance regalia and do some hot injun tribal shit

Oh @#$! **High fives HotCool&Vicious, shake my dollars in the air while saying, drop it like it hoooottt**

30 04 2008
shabooty

*dead*

$

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

::flashes shabooty::

*fans self*

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

ok off topic but watch this shit….i would whoop the shit out his little big ass!
http://www.wpbf.com/video/16030876/index.html

30 04 2008
Tamara

*dead* @shabooty: you’re going to get me fired!

@ST: I think we need to have a candlelight vigil btw “Manifest Destiny,” and “making love like a teddy bear,” I don’t think my heart can take much more.

30 04 2008
scarletjones

he wanted to do “hood-rat stuff” with his friends?!

i’m done! i’d be on the news because he was dead instead of because he stole the car.

30 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Mrs. Epps…

I posted that in another topic. Honestly… there is no hope for a 7 year old with that attitude. You all may disagree with me on that… but its kids that like who are already enjoying bad shit and doing what they please who grow up to be murders and thieves. I say execute the little shit.

30 04 2008
iloveblackpeople

Mrs. Epps… Did that lil n***a say he took the car cuz he wanted to go do “hoodrat” stuff wit his friend?!?

LMAO @ lil big ass

30 04 2008
Esquire

Grimm,

One of my best homies is a model. Her name is Nikia Phoenix. look her up. She is beautiful, natural, and best of smart. She was a tv producer before she followed her dream to be a model. She however knows its a fickle industry and is blessed to be a part of it because she is black, has red hair, and freckles. She knows that she has a brain and she uses it. Like most people, her entire life does not center around her career. The fashion industry does not define her.

People are not dissing you for being a model. I’m an attorney and I obviously get blasted in here all the time.

People dont assume models are stupid until they open up thier mouths and prove it. Im not sayin thats you, but a hit dog will holler. (decipher that one)

30 04 2008
zoso

Wow. This blog’s been takin’ over by ladies. I feel bad for the doods. You guys must feel like the chumps on Survivor. Wrapped up in the ladies’ webs, picked off (at) one by one. Suckas!

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

AF-Mrs. Epps…

I posted that in another topic. Honestly… there is no hope for a 7 year old with that attitude. You all may disagree with me on that… but its kids that like who are already enjoying bad shit and doing what they please who grow up to be murders and thieves. I say execute the little shit.

I totally agree… because all this kid gonna do is grow up and end up in the pin by the time he’s 14. That shit is sad. Where in the fuckkk were is parents?!!!

Scarlet- yea hood rat stuff wiht my friends WTF are you kidding little boy? and then said something about his friend who is the same age as him smoking WHAT IN BLOODY HELL!!!

Yet another thing white ppl can say about us. We let our kids drive under age, unsupervised and let them fucking smoke Great! Thanks Shanaynay!

SMH

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Iloveblackpeople….Sighs..unfortunately yes he did say that..SMH

30 04 2008
maya

*remains in purgatory for ST’s footnote about what an “alma mater” is*

30 04 2008
mrspen

damn, damn, damn james.

that’s all i can say. this comment section has been around the world and back again.

i’m thinking Grimm’s issue is not so much about being a model as it is, in her words: Im proud to be a teenager on my own in a big city making enough $$ to pay my rent and help my mom.

child has some issues…

30 04 2008

As sad as this story is I can’t stop laughing 4 things:

1. Him being a chunk little turd

2. His friend smoking a newport and can barely do simple division

3. The number of cars he hit. “I blame grand theft auto” …fun times 😉

4. ” HOODRAT THINGS” BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

5. THE END RESULT OF THE GRANDMA’S CAR.

30 04 2008

* 5 things

30 04 2008
Uncle Ruckus

You all ah jus jealous a Ethiopians because they look like they got some pure White clean blood in ’em. What with they straight hair and all. Quit carryin’ on and get back to stealin or runnin’ through high cotton or whatevah it is you coons get up tah when yo massa ain’t watchin.

All Praise the Lord White Jesus

Amen

30 04 2008
scarletjones

didnt it just take the cake when he was like “cant my mom help her pay” – in response to the reporter asking about his grandma paying for the damages he caused.

30 04 2008
iloveblackpeople

LMBAO!!! I am SOOO sitting at my desk watching the BET Uncle Ruckus reality show episode AGAIN right now! How timely.

@ Uncle Ruckus…Please don’t forget when you pray to the white man to apologize for us, cuz we sho ain’t gone apologize for ourselves!

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

bwhahahahhaha@ Uncle Ruckus… who left the door to the short bus open again?

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

you all know when the camera crews and po po left that little boy was whopped so bad he lost 50 pounds!

30 04 2008

UNCLE RUCKUS=SOMALI QUEEN

30 04 2008
Esquire

Jesus was white? He sho had some nappy hair.

30 04 2008
maya

“All Praise the Lord White Jesus”

Not even the White Lord Jesus???

My soul has timed out.

Just a reminder here, Uncle Ruckus, when you’re speakin’ “American,” as I guess you would so eloquently call it, our modifiers go our nouns. Wouldn’t want anyone to think you haven’t got your book-learnin’ ways about you.

30 04 2008
Uncle Ruckus

Don wurry, iloveblackpeople, i will be shuh tuh apologize to White Jesus juz fo you. I gots passion fo tha lawd.

All Praise the Lord White Jesus

Amen

30 04 2008
maya

Ha. Unckle Ruckus clips his toenails with his teeth.

30 04 2008
Esquire

Tell White Jesus I said he needs a relaxer.

30 04 2008
Esquire
30 04 2008
Uncle Ruckus

Nah Nah Esquire (tho I doubt you is one because uh yuh dahkie status), I don’t need no relaxah. I gots me some nice straight clean hair like those wonduhful white folks. I feel sorry fuh you dahkies you need to straighten yo kinky hair out, although…it is a step in the right direction.

All Praise the Lord White Jesus

Amen

30 04 2008
Esquire

All Praise the Lord White Jesus

Amen

I love it. Okay thats enough shuckin and jiving for this dahkie. Talk to you “nappy headed hoes” lata.

30 04 2008
maya

Have y’all noticed we have fun in here all day and then around 5pm the supremacists come?

30 04 2008
Uncle Ruckus

Why yes, Esquire that was me when I was a young man-Billy is my firs name yuh know. I asked that question but wuz unsatisfied with the answuh. And then I remembuhed that Jesus, being White, would have long, luxurious, straight, clean, hair.

All Praise the Lord White Jesus

Amen

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

bahahahahahah Uncle Rukus speaks on a whole other level of coonery. wtf….i had to read slow just to read and grasp as to what he was trying to say. I never knew that dahkies and shuh tuh were in the english dictionary. SMH stay in school.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

didnt know Uncle Ruckus knew words such as luxurious.

Amazed**

30 04 2008
benjie

Esquire-

LMAO @ the link.
damn if i didnt guffaw in my supervisor’s face as she walked by my desk.

i’m getting canned.

30 04 2008
maya

lol @ uncle ruckus…

i don’t know what white people YOU know, but i know plenty whose hair is greasy, smells like dead goldish, and is anything but luxurious.

30 04 2008
Knatural

Uncle Ruckus is obviously Admiral Furious, or another one of SPBH/Chris’ chemically imbalanced fiends, um, friends.
Another reason guys have a love/hate relationship with Ethiopians chicks http://mediaoutrage.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/angel_1_1-copy.jpg

30 04 2008
shabooty

Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, “Jezus,” we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.

30 04 2008
Uncle Ruckus

Nah Nah maya, I unduhstan that yo small dahkie brain cannot unduhstan concepts like luxurious, clean, hair. If you praise to White Jesus, maybe he will bestow upon you some clean, luxurious hair like them there White people. I pray to White Jesus every day, and aks him why he would curse me with this horrible disease I got. It’s called revitaligo-the opposite uh what Micheal Jackson has. But White Jesus has told me that if I lead a life uh tryna get the dahkies to apologize fo themselves, he will make me a clean, luxurious White person in White People heaven like I wuz always meant tuh be.

All praise the Lord White Jesus

Amen

30 04 2008
Muse

Wow are we going to have Aunt Jemima and Mammy come participate in the discussion too?

30 04 2008
maya

LMAO @ Shabooty.

I can only imagine the things you do/say during sex. Comedy.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Lol Knat your prob right its prob Tom Harkin ahahah

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

hhahahaha@ Shabooty you a fool!

30 04 2008
aceklub

@ Knatural
Yea, you are about to take it to a whole ‘nother level of this convo by posting a photo of Angel Lola eyes and her “enhanced booty”. Despite the discrepancy, she is still a sexy lady.

30 04 2008
shabooty

i dont say much during sex i just drop my logue and hope i dont get mono.
$

30 04 2008
Muse

Angel Lola messed up her body with those disgusting butt implants. She give Ethiopians a bad name. She looks like a cartoon character.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Esquire, your friend is GORGEOUS! Now I want freckles….:-(

Am I going to Hell because I have been laughing at “hoodrat stuff” for the past two days? That video is alllllmost as good as this one:

30 04 2008
benjie

i never knew she was ethiopian.

i just thought she had a massive forehead

30 04 2008
maya

Do people still get mono these days???

30 04 2008
Knatural

Is it enhanced? She said it wasn’t. Vibe magazine listed her measurements as ?*-22-40!!!!! 40! Those Habesha do have some outlandish proportions, but good grief! She’s cute, but I know for sure, especially since she grew up in DC, he head has been blown up.
Who cares about the boobs if your ass is 40″, right?

30 04 2008
maya

Random aside, ST: I love your a last name. Mine is French too, obvs., but it’s so…English.

30 04 2008
Muse

DC folks are grimey :::RUNS and ducks from the rocks being thrown:::

30 04 2008
Knatural

Maya – I thought only White ppl get mono.

30 04 2008
Mr. Smith

I’m really sorry I missed all these topics today.

Captain Stabbin, strippin, Queen Somalia, Uncle Ruckus TYPING like he talks (i mean for real, you have to really be trying to be stupid to type the way he talks).

I’m waiting for Huey Freeman to come on here so I can have an intelligent conversation instead of a white supremacist.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Sister T OMG BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH omg im sooooo dyin over here wtf like was that dude slow or just had cookey eyes.. and the damn dude in the beginning why in the fuck was he all up on that dude at the judges table?!! the one in the middle..some gay stuff..

30 04 2008
Huey Freeman

Uncle Ruckus is a confused man. He thinks he has revitiligo! There comes a time when we all have to take a look at ourselves and wonder if we are who we want to be, or if we are people who we choose to be.

30 04 2008
Huey Freeman

Uncle Ruckus has chosen to be a white supremacist even though he is blacker than any person I know.

30 04 2008
Lady

*crickets*

30 04 2008
BigBooty Hoe

Wassup my nuckas!!!!!!!! What’s good in the house! Yall know I’m excited because tomorrow is May 1st and my check is gonna be here. HELL YAH. I’m getting my weave touched up and my boo is taking me shopping.

30 04 2008
Muse

Hahah my bad yall. I couldn’t help myself. Don’t mind big booty hoe.

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

@ Knat- Someone actually devoted a whole Myspace page to pictures of Ms. Lola Luv before her (apparently) multiple surgeries and….she’s had a lot done it seems.

She’s giving Venus Hottentott 2008. DO NOT WANT.

Thank you, Maya!

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

@ MrsEpps: “Like Rosie O’Donell at a bisexual bridal shower”

30 04 2008
Muse

This is so random but did you guys see the text messages between ex-Major Kwame Kilpatrick and his former lover/Chief of Staff Christine Beatty?

Poor coonery

http://media.myfoxdetroit.com/PDF/stefanidocument.htm

30 04 2008
maya

@ knatural – the only people i’ve ever known to have had it were white. but i didn’t think anyone contracted that shit past like freshman year of college.

my friend had that shit in high school. it’s a sad sight. it depletes your energy and makes you sleep ALL the time. you look like you’re just waking out of a coma all day.

30 04 2008
Merri Lee

I am mad the cast of the Boondocks showed up! *waits for Riley*

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

yeaaa i know thats when i laffed(laughed) real hard@ ST

30 04 2008
Hot,Cool&Vicious

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

30 04 2008
shabooty

one of the two is a picture of a big booty hoe…

30 04 2008
Laurel

Hilarious as usual.
Liya Kebede’s husband looks at least 70 years old — or maybe he has a terminal disease that makes him look that way. He must make up for it in other way$. Either way, there’s hope for the guys who dig her.

30 04 2008
Sylph

shabooty quoted Ricky Bobby. I guess that means we can openly mock people together then.

Knatural- definitely injections to the ass. Her thighs along cannot support it. It just looks…wrong.

30 04 2008
Mr. Smith

Why would you call yourself a Big Booty Hoe?

That’s like naming yourself “Low self esteem sex addict with bangin curves and loves black men”

30 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Why Big Booty Hoes can’t love White men, Mr. Smith?

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

“Wassup my nuckas!!!!!!!! What’s good in the house! Yall know I’m excited because tomorrow is May 1st and my check is gonna be here. HELL YAH. I’m getting my weave touched up and my boo is taking me shopping”.

Coonery at it’s finest…

30 04 2008
cessy

Wow…this comment section is doing the MOST. I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to put in my resignation letter before I get fired…

30 04 2008
Mr. Smith

I’m saying that’s puttin yourself out there like that. For the sake of all us black men’s egos, I’m assuming there are no white men on this site at this time.

I sure could go for some big booty right about now

30 04 2008
shabooty

I LIKE A BROAD’S ASS THAT DOUBLES AS A SHELF FOR MY DRANK.

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30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

big ass booty that is way to much…BUt for some reason you men love it.. eww

30 04 2008
eyoely

Hilarious….

If it’s any consolation, this Ethiopian woman finds you absolutely adorable and witty. I read your blog almost daily ever since a friend introduced me to it about a month ago. Maybe we can meet when i come up to DC for my sorority’s centennial this summer 😉

30 04 2008
brran1

@ Mrs. Epps:

Buffie looks like she smells like cabbage. Ill pass.

30 04 2008
maya

eyoely – what chapter? i’m so hype. i am like a bloodhound for greeks

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

I just laughed soooooooooooo loud@ Brran1 I swear my doggie looks at me like “Mommy what the fuck is wrong with you..you are always busting out with these loud sounds” but gotdamn she looks liek she smell like cabbage hahahahahahahhahahha more liek chicken grease..

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

you know who is pissing me the fuck off today? Skinny ass Grimm..i think she wants everyone on this site to yoker her malnutritioned black ass… rolleyes..I’m getting a drink adios

30 04 2008

off topic…

doesnt it look like jennifer hudson’s snatch stank?

30 04 2008
aboveaverageblackman

Hmmmm….there is clearly some power niggerdry at work in here…

30 04 2008
maya

no…she looks like she’s a weird combo of hot sauce, fried food, and luster’s pink hair lotion. with a faint trace of nail acrylic.

30 04 2008
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30 04 2008
Muse

Mr. Smith, I was not calling myself a big booty hoe. It was an off beat joke. Relax, breath, and sit down somewhere.

: )

30 04 2008
aboveaverageblackman

I got in late today…am I to understand that Grimm is today’s self-hating, closeted white supremacist sent in to infiltrate this blog? You work for McCain and O’Reilly Grimm?

30 04 2008
Muse

Laurel,

I’ve seen a picture of Liya Kebede’s husband and he doesn’t look that old….

30 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHY IS THAT SEVEN YR OLD CAR THIEF FEATURED ON ATTACK OF SHOW! ON G4!!!!!

30 04 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Could someone page me to laugh? I’m doing something important (staring into space) and I’d hate for ya’ll to think that you’re not funny.

Hardy har har.

30 04 2008

omg maya you forgot pork rinds.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

why the fuck she have those dirty oil stained looking spandex pants on…SMH big girls dont need to wear spandex thats not was up

30 04 2008

you right muse he doesn’t look a day over 58

30 04 2008
Knatural

“no…she looks like she’s a weird combo of hot sauce, fried food, and luster’s pink hair lotion. with a faint trace of nail acrylic.”-Maya
NOOOOOOOOOO…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Muse her husband i swear is like her grandaddy!

30 04 2008
maya

aboveaverageblackman:

i don’t know about all that. self-hate? seems so. self-importance? maybe that, too. either she doesn’t know how to verbalize the things she’s trying to say, or she really is that naive and/or offensive. in either case, i reached the breaking point in my patience with her today, because she’s said some off-color (no pun intended) things before that worked my nerves. she’s continuously made it a point to create this narrative about herself and how she just doesn’t fit in anywhere because she’s creole – pauses – and insinuated that we were mad because we weren’t…no one understands what it’s like to be pretty…no one understands what it likes to be thin…but suddenly today, she gets in here and starts yapping about vogue and cosmo like they understand any and all plights of a light skinned sister. to that, i had to say, and will continue to say, negro please. that grimm needs several African American Studies seminars as well as media studies courses, and it wouldn’t hurt her to take some women’s studies classes, too, just for perspective’s sake. and hell, throw sociology into it while you’re at it.

30 04 2008

that 7 year old need a reality show on VH1

30 04 2008
maya

…don’t get me wrong, i come in here and talk shit on everyone: light-skinned niggas who wear pink, blue-black negroes who wear yellow, light-skinned men and their small penises (i need someone to prove me wrong until i become a believer), west indians, africans, domestics…WHOEVER. but i swear if the revolution ever comes, i know who i’m strapping up with. and i really CANNOT STAND the house negro mentality that is so PERVASIVE in our community and has black people thinking they aren’t black when they ARE, or black americans tryna specialize themselves because they’re afraid of being black. i, for one, will not readily express my gratitude when whitey throws us a bone, i’m gonna ask where the fucking meat is.

30 04 2008
maya

@ knatural –

you’re laughing because you know exactly what shit would smell like, too. and if you throw baby powder/baby lotion in the mix, then you got yaself a flyy girl fresh off the block, reebok 5411s laced, bamboo earrings jingling, and lip gloss poppinnnnn

30 04 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Hear Hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

HAhahahahaha@ Maya preach ma sistahhhhhH.. I knew you were cool as shit for a reason and you just proved to others why you are!

30 04 2008

PREAAAAH MAYA….PRAAAISSEEEEEEEEEEE HIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

30 04 2008

*PREACH

30 04 2008
maya

*curtsies*
*steps down from soap box*

I’m sorry, I had to let that out. It really cooks my rice.

LMAO @ Ne: I pictured you swaying with your eyes closed and your open palm to the ceiling when you said that.

Mrs. Epps: Playdate must be scheduled soon! Are you on Facebook? If not, build an account so you can friend me. LOL. I’m on Myspace but I NEVER use that mess: http://www.myspace.com/pressten

30 04 2008
letinstar

i feel sad that i can’t contribute…i don’t know any ethiopians, somalians, porn actors or models…

clearly i’m living a sheltered life…

30 04 2008

Maya how did you know?
::CLOSES CURTAINS TO MY OFFICE WINDOW:::

30 04 2008

letinstar:
Don’t feel bad, the only ethopian I know is a beautiful woman with the most beautiful loving spirit. However I jumped in an off topic convo like double dutch.

30 04 2008
maya

LOL…Mrs. Epps: I just went to my page…and I completely forgot this Jill song was my profile song. Now I am horny as all hell. I’m blaming you.

30 04 2008
Knatural

hahaha, of course I know what it smells like ( I grew up in DC), you described it so eloquently! Or instead of baby lotion, it’s one those too-sweet smelling body sprays from Victoria’s Secret. Ugh!

30 04 2008

omg knatural:
It’s love spell they wear. I hate the smell of love spell. It just so happens this greasy BIG girl/hoe/Co-worker use to wear it to disguise her funky fried chicken smell. I can smell her “I want to ask guys we work with what, they see in you” hating ass now! ::gags::

Am I bitter? no!

30 04 2008
Muse

Maya you are hilarious. You should be my myspace or facebook friend LOL

Btw I can confirm that there are light skin men who are packing downstairs….

That is all.

30 04 2008
maya

Hahahaha, yes, you know them girls love themselves some Vanilla Sugar scent from Bath & Body Works.

Yuck, I say. Yuck.

30 04 2008
maya

Question, though: Why do they spray that shit so many times? And carry that shit around in their purses like it can also serve as a car freshener??? And why do they spray so openly? I remember once I almost screamed this girl, like, “Bitch, you are fucking up my Carolina Herrera with your $12.99 ass!!! Sit down before I make change!!!” I’m sorry, but I can’t trust any scent so duplicitous that it can be made into a body splash, shower wash, bar soap, lotion, candle AND a fucking lip balm flavor.

Muse: Yay! I love friend requests… http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5704888

1 05 2008
maya

LOL Muse, despite your diverse background, I appreciate that “fried chicken and watermelon” are your favorite American foods, for more reasons that I can articulate here.

1 05 2008
Knatural

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ DUPLICITOUS! Stupid. You can probably drink that shit, too, and get a little buzz. I usually don’t wear perfume; a shower, deodorant, and cocoa butter do me just fine. But if I do wear perfume, which body spray doesn’t qualify as, it aint musky, or surgary, or makes your nose itch.
Since yall being all gay and facebooking 😀
Beware: I’m quick to un-tag an unflattering picture.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=527911094

1 05 2008
maya

Lol Knatural. You know you wanna get in on the Facebook love-fest. All the cool kids are doing it.

I’m not a perfume girl, either, to be honest. Shower, lotion, deodorant (degree, because it’s serious) and cocoa butter (which my father swears by) do me just fine. I only really break out the perfume either (a) when I remember, (b) when I’m going out, (c) when I’m trying to seduce a young black man into…

Anyway. Sometimes I wear it. Sometimes I do. And I tend to attract boys who like to be close…like in your hair, close (nothing worse than dirty smelling hair) or up by your shoulder or underneath your neck, close. So when I know they’re coming, I set the bait. And when I’m feeling extra “about the business,” I lightly spray my clean sheets with it before I fold the comforter back to make the bed, just so it’ll smell all womanly and delish.

There is one of my secrets, grasshoppers. Go forth.

1 05 2008
Lolo

And I was feeling all guilty about piling on Grimm (a teenaged girl making NYC rent and helping take care of her momma does touch the miniscule soft spot in my heart) but after Maya’s readout I’m back to wanting to give her a proper pinch on her bony 37 inch, 120 lb creole butt.

Oh well, maybe she’ll get to the point that she learns to throw down with some real style one day and crack us all up.

1 05 2008
Knatural

37 inch butt? I don’t think it’s that big.

1 05 2008
Lolo

I thought she said somewhere that she’s got 37 inch hips?

1 05 2008
Muse

Maya my background consist of Negros from all over the world. I’m not one of those black folks who talks about “I’m part Cherokee” or “I’m part Indian”

I’m mixed with Negros from the water and the sand LOL.

1 05 2008
letinstar

here’s an entire site devoted to gorgeous black women…

http://gorgeousblackwomen.blogspot.com/

1 05 2008
Sister Toldja

Awww, man. I went to the gym and missed the meeting in the ladies room! Here’s my 2 sense before I crash for the night:

-I don’t want to hear the word Ethiopian again for a long time, because I had repressed the thought of getting my lovely lady labia chomped like a piece of injera for the past five years and now I am sore about it again.

-Damn, I’m going to Little Ethiopia this weekend! (DC) Hopefully, I won’t see any of them, as I will be doing hoodrat things with my friends.

-Victoria Secret+ Bath And Body scents= high school. They all make ne nauseous now, though I used to ride or die for them. Bath and Body has ONE good scent left: the Black Currant Vanilla aromatherapy jawn. It makes the men all pause, trust. There is no spray, so I wear the massage oil.

-I went on an untagging spree b/c all my Facebook pics were mad pounds ago, LOL. Now I feel like my college years never happened! Oh well, I can’t let people find out about “Titty Out Like What, I Don’t Give A Fuck”, also known as my jr. year.

– Is this picture inappropriate for FB?

-Friend me! I unprivated my profile for a day or so: J.a.m.i.l.ah. L.e.m….ieux (I dont need this site coming up in my Google-life, lol)

-Liya Kibede’s husband went to high school with Haile Selassie. They were on the debate team together.

-Stick a quarter in Grimm’s ass, she played herself. BWAHAHAH, still funny to me hours later.

-You gals are the best. Guys too! (Well not…..you know….)

-Big, pretty high yellow penii do exist! The lawd has blessed us with Fudgecicles of many spendifourous flavors!

1 05 2008
1 05 2008
Kaynaan

i got to get my rant in here … I fucking hate Ethiopians… one of the reasons is we are at war with the mofos …. to give credit where its due .. the Ethiopians chris is talking about are probably only amharic or harari cuase those are the attractive ones…. you have these other groups like tigre ugliest mother fuckers ever to have walked the earth !

and most of the Ethiopian people are at odds with the minority tigre government…so while i hate Ethiopians in general i could probably put up with non-tigre… as for the tigre i wish they were exterminated off the face of the earth it does help though they get slaughtered like sheep in Somalia everyday.

aside from the fact that we are at war and that i spent a year in an Ethiopian jail i do have 1 or 2 Ethiopian friends .. and under no circumstances do we discuss politics .. or fists start flying

1 05 2008
Kaynaan

somali Queen what are you doing in here … i thought i was the only nomad in these parts ?

1 05 2008
NotBlonde

sistah toldja grrrrrrl, what is you wearing? 🙂

You look sexy though. I’d say, personally, that it is inappropriate for facebook.

Please tell me that is a Halloween costume…

1 05 2008
shabooty

Damn 4 PR in 3 months.

1 05 2008
maya

ST – I like it, but I enjoy suggestiveness so I don’t know if I’m the person to ask. If I had boobies, I would be pushing them up in people’s faces all the time.

1 05 2008
NotBlonde

maya no you would not. If even an inch of my tit shows people think I’m a whore.

1 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Kaynaan

You sound surprised…you shouldn’t be. Somalis can be found anywhere these days — we truly are nomads.

1 05 2008
Sylph

Where did you get the corset? No, seriously.

Don’t put that on facebook unless you want perverted mouthbreathers coming your way.

1 05 2008
NotBlonde

off topic: watching American Idol

Neil Diamond: oddly sexy old man…but only from afar, he’s a total Monet.

1 05 2008
Ramya

I was reading somewhere that Ethiopians consider themselves ‘Whites’ while they consider the blacks in the south from places like Congo as ‘Blacks’. The obvious question is what do they consider Europeans as. They are considered ‘Reds’. So the next obvious question is what do they call Native Americans. I do not have an answer to that yet. I have heard Arabs have the same system of colour classification.

1 05 2008
Ramya

What else earlier Europeans too classified black Africans as the ‘Sudanoid’ or Hamitic type for people like the Ethiopians and the ‘Congoloid’ type for blacks living in places like Congo and Zimbabwe.

1 05 2008
Sister Toldja

@ Notblonde-Yeah, that was my most awesomest halloween, when I lived in DC. We partied so hard. You know, Halloween is the White Man’s Kwanzaa.

1 05 2008
Admiral Furious

You know… I’m sorry to go on a tangent here… but I’d like to point out something I noticed:

I’ve seen more black people publicly FORGIVE criminals who have done wrong to them… regardless of age and anger.

example: http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16083849/detail.html

Most other races do not do that and instead want vengeance and retribution. Who’s the true violent one now?

Has anyone else noticed this?

1 05 2008
Sister Toldja

I hate Black people’s forgiving nature. It is so bitchlike to me. We forgive EVERYTHING: violence, racism, oppression. I actually wrote a letter to the Rutgers Women’s Basketball Team asking them PLEASE, don’t forgive Don Imus. And what did they do? Public forgive him. Idiots.

Black people seem to think that we always have to be “the bigger person”. We will take the ‘moral high-road’ straight to hell. Black people are more likely to formally forgive America for slavery than America is to formerly apologize, real talk. I am just waiting for the Negro Forgiveness Committee to be formed.

1 05 2008
Knatural

Black folks’ tendency to forgive is why Marion Barry was re-elected Mayor of Our Nation’s Capital. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

1 05 2008
Lolo

Also, see Coleman Young.

Ah well, you know if that’s the worse thing you guys can bitch about, forgiveness? It’s the conflation of forgiveness with trust that saddens me. Just because I manage to see my way clear to how a person can do me wrong does not mean that I will trust you not to do it again.

1 05 2008
scarletjones

co-sign @ LoLo. I feel like forgiving someone is more for the person that was done wrong. I have to forgive so i don’t keep all that negative stuff rolling around in my spirit…

however forgive does not mean forget at all. And if you keep having people require your forgiveness you gotta look at that and say what the hell am i doing?

But i do think that some black folk feel like they have to do the “bigger person” thing and toss out an olive branch of self-soothing for losers that do shit to people without thinking about the consequences. wack!

oh btw @ ST – I think the picture is cool for facebook. it’s not like you have to worry about being bugabooed with friend requests and comments like you do on myspace by random people.

@ maya & NotBlonde- now that i have what my husband likes to call “the sweater puppies” i don’t even care about the rest of the world – i put them gals on display for real! if I ain’t that & don’t act like it i ain’t worried about people thinking i am (a whore)

1 05 2008
Sister Toldja

Word, Lolo.

I think forgiveness is more for the person who wronged you in most cases. See, I can accept that you fucked me over, decided whether to trust you or not and move on without forgiving you. It may not still be on my heart or mind, I can move past it without you having the oportunity to absolve your guilt. Some stuff, it’s like…..you are CLEARLY sorry that you got CAUGHT or that people reacted worse to it than you had anticipated.

1 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

I don’t see one valid reason stated so far for hatin on us….. of course with the exception of the biting story…………..uhhhmmmmmmm….every culture have their own differences and ways they do things and react to things. Big forhead so what….what about your kinky ass hair…….wide hips……a lot of AA women have it to….. long as it is not all the way out there it is considered sexy in just about every culture……

-my 2 cents.

1 05 2008
Knatural

uh oh.

1 05 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate
1 05 2008
kay

lmao, i love your posts….I’ve been reading you for a while, though this is my first comment. I am an Ethiopian girl and I agree with some of the comments here about pride and staying with the “pack”…that’s just how we were raised. I give my phone# /address to any random Ethiopian person I meet just for the simple fact that they are Ethiopian lol….but I think this holds the same with other ethnic groups no?

1 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

dam you offend so many that you have that shyt written out and as part of your profile……halarious………point well taken though

1 05 2008
kay

“….what about your kinky ass hair…….wide hips……”

lmao, please tell me you’re not fronting like no Ethiopian has these features…..lol have you been to the south! haha

1 05 2008
Lolo

I thought everyone’s ass hair is kinky, no? Well, except for us smooooth smooooth asians, of course.

1 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

Kay- that was my point actually it is not only Ethiopians that have “wide” hips Americans as well as Other Africans do……Lolo not sure I can say that about your smooooth smooooth asians, of course. LMAO

I saw this site yesterday for first time. Entertaining

1 05 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

Hips are awesome. Gimme.

1 05 2008
Knatural

@ Ethiopian Queen – The way someone looks is a perfectly good reason to dislike them, but why limit yourself. Reasons cited above include: charging $20 to park for 4 hours, eating with your hands, Angel Lola Luv, cab drivers, chomping a choch like it’s an apple, being stuck-up, and never being colonized.

1 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

LOVE eating with my hands ain’t nothing wrong with that…….I want me some enjera now…….Now I wish I was the one going to little Ethiopia in DC

1 05 2008
Lolo

@Ethiopian Queen

Well, we could always ask Chris and his bitter, ex-asian loving ways ….

Tell us, Chris? Did your LingLings have smooth ass hair or not?

1 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

umm soo what i miss? IOh yea maya i have facebook too.

All my hommies add me!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Linda_Mundell/578259611

hope that work…

1 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

wtf@ smooth ass hair…

1 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

it ain’t the air only that is smoooth it is the ass too………hahahhah get it no ass

1 05 2008
maya

Dammit. It’s a good thing I wasn’t in here today. I’ma let the “kinky ass hair” comment slide for now. I already have a headache.

LOL @ Lolo. I LOVE Asian hair, just because it’s so damn dark. My hair is “black” but secretly it’s off-black. And sure enough I go into the salon asking to “make it extra, extra black, like Asian women’s hair” because I can’t stand this nutty non-color.

Mrs. Epps – I’ll add you when I get home. Facebook at work is a flagrant foul – “fuck you and yo job!”

1 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

lol at maya yea i saw that comment to.. I was like errrrr??? Umm i’ll say this in the “nicest” wat i can ” I aint got no niggaw nappy bish fuck you talking bout and dont front cuz i beat yo kitchen is on fire”! ahahahha I have officially stopped relaxing my hair and its been natrual for almost 5 months now i love it prob cuz my hair hasnt been all that “KINKY” in the first place..but i love the shit outta ma flat iron wooohoo

yea my Aunt is Korean and I love her hair jet black… I dunno what the hell though my natrual hair color is darkbrown with, reddish brown,redblonde highlights. I think its from spending a lot of time at the beach throughout my life.

1 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Ethiopian Queen:

Let me tell you woman…there could only be ONE EAST AFRICAN QUEEN AND BITCH THAT’S ME!!!!!!!!

Gosh — not only are Ethiopians land thieves but they have graduated to the most evil of thivery — screen name thief!

1 05 2008
Lolo

@ethiopian queen

Dayam, it’s good thing I’ve got big ego because you people are HARSH on us asian women. No ass, troll face, boy tits, what else?

Sniff. I’m just gonna go on over here and braid my smooth ass hair and put some beads on it. Then when I bend over to tell you to kiss it you’ll get some decorations on your view.

1 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

lmaooo@ lolo

1 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Mrs. Epps,

Why are you picking your nose on ur facebook pic? Did you eat it?

1 05 2008
Mr. Washington

Haha. Too funny lolo. Too funny.

1 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

because i wanted too@ Somali queen…and no i didnt eat it gross..

1 05 2008

no grimm today…smh ya’ll ran that poor girl off.

1 05 2008
Sister Toldja

What in the fuck?

I was all proud and shit like “Yeah, I got some work done today”* and I came over here to celebrate** and then I see this shit!

Ethio “queen”- I hope you find my ex-boo and he parts your silky hair below and bites your clit clean off of your curried cunt.

I got love for the whole diaspora, but the LAST thing I am gonna do is let some CA come over here and disrespect the BA’s on our MF’n turf. You can get your ass the fuck back to Africa, quick fast and in a hurry with alla that bull. And hands off our men, cause God forbid your fertile asses get trapped with a half-nappy headed baby!

STOP TRYING TO GET MY PRESSURE UP BEFORE MY THREE DAY WEEKEND!

Btw, Ethiopian honey wine is disgusting. It makes white zinfandel look like gewurtztraminer.

*-There are lies, there are damnned lies. And then there is that.
**-Celebrate=I have 45 mins before I leave.

1 05 2008
Sister Toldja

@ Ne- She starved to death. But her dress at the funeral…..*two snaps*…..fierce….

1 05 2008
Grimm

No. My cell battery is too low to waste valuable net time posting when I should be mapquesting gig locations.
Fierce? See? Another justification people use to make themselves feel better when they see me eating my steak frites and guzzling pepsi while they have the mandatory salad… Lord knows some can’t afford to lose all those hours at the gym to maintain that size “6” over some beef, carbs, and high fructose corn syrup.

1 05 2008
Lolo

@somali queen
why? is that some sort of somali speciality dish, booger salad? Well, you’re going to have to pick you own cuz I don’t think Mrs. Epps is in a mood to share now.

@grimm
Don’t go away mad, honey. In fact, don’t even go away. Just learn how to play is all and you know, I can’t hate on a child that is helping to take of her momma. Now come over here and let me feed you this delish dinner I’m cooking. It’s Somalian Booger Stew.

1 05 2008
Lolo

BTW everyone, the only person that should go and google “butt beads” is Mrs. Epps. Warning to the rest of us ….

1 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Sorry Lolo you’d have to get your daily dose of attention else where!

Sister Toldja,

I can’t believe that you told a black person to go back to Africa. If anyone needs to go back to our motherland it’s the people who have no ties to it. It’s no fault of you own if you don’t know where in africa you’re from but don’t make it sound like africa is some kind of shit hole to kick people out to like some damn KKK.

1 05 2008

LMAO @ ST
I hope she had on a wedding dress and soccer shoes. You know wedding dresses tells us “thick” folk what size we really are!

1 05 2008
Lolo

Somali and Grimm really need to get together for a no-play date. They could trade tips on how to suck the fun right out of any moment.
Grimm: tell them that they’re fat and that you’re a model
Somali: then talk about how they have bad hair and how you’re gorgeous
Grimm: then say how you’re a more refined kinda black but that you get no love
Somali: then say how you’re too good to deign to pay attention to their juvenile nonsense

::yaaaaawn::

ZZzzzZzZzzzz

1 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

^Sounds fun.

Thanks for the idea

1 05 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

Lolo is the new Jesus.

1 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

^Liar

1 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

im backkkk what I misss umm

DEAD @ Sister T-What in the fuck?

I was all proud and shit like “Yeah, I got some work done today”* and I came over here to celebrate** and then I see this shit!

Ethio “queen”- I hope you find my ex-boo and he parts your silky hair below and bites your clit clean off of your curried cunt.

I got love for the whole diaspora, but the LAST thing I am gonna do is let some CA come over here and disrespect the BA’s on our MF’n turf. You can get your ass the fuck back to Africa, quick fast and in a hurry with alla that bull. And hands off our men, cause God forbid your fertile asses get trapped with a half-nappy headed baby!

STOP TRYING TO GET MY PRESSURE UP BEFORE MY THREE DAY WEEKEND!

Btw, Ethiopian honey wine is disgusting. It makes white zinfandel look like gewurtztraminer.

*-There are lies, there are damnned lies. And then there is that.
**-Celebrate=I have 45 mins before I leave.

bwhahahahahah

and then I roll my eyes at big ol alien head Grimm ** ROLLLLLLL EYESSSS****** that girl need to shut her ass up about shit.. she is still young and you aint gonna have that body forever sweetheart!!!! if you are skinny fine who give a fuck stop flaunting it around cuz the shit aint cute grow up young one. There is one thing being skinny but being a braging 5’10 120 pound skinny bitch in a room full of healthy size 6 and fucking up aint was up.

as for Lolo what and the freanch toast look up anal beads?? Umm why????

2 05 2008
Grimm

@ mrs epps: youre obviously offended by what i said, but if ppl can diss thin girls, i can state my opinion too. Sorry that i dont follow the pack and curse, cuss, swear, discuss genetalia, bodily functions and sexuality… Im amazed that you recall my height, wieght, skin color, heritage as if youre in class. Like i said before (a while back after someone told me to get them coffee when i mentioned my internship, or when someone criticized me for my “french” when i was clearly speaking kreyol, too many of you are on such a high horse its tragic. You get pleasure from telling yourselves you are better/smarter and go out of your way to dissect everything I say. OK. Education and a 9 to 5 are respectable, but dont look down on people chose a differant path. And i hear that “youll lose that body one day” crap all the time. My mom is 57 and she is still thin. I look just like her.

to ST and esquire: Like i said before i have plenty of time to go to college and chain myself to a desk. I enjoy my freedom to travel and see the world. I know my job is fickle… But you dont know me or my story and if you paid attention to anything i else i say you’d know i work hard, am entertaining my interest in law, and take care of my mother. If i have to be “shollow” and “full of myself” to be able to invest so my mom can relax about getting laid off and not worry about her rent, or pay for my little sister to go to school Ill take that any day over making a measly $35k at some entry level desk job.
Also i dont know why ppl get so offended. I dont when yall talk about creole of call me anerexic. I guess wieght is a sensitive issue for women who are trying to lose it.

2 05 2008
Grimm

to lolo: arent you thin too? im sure you got teased too so im very surprised you have skinny jokes. You keep flip flopping between relating and joining to mob.

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

offended? never that Grimm. Annoyed? yes because I, being nor fat or skinny I find your attitude unattractive all together. It is not that ppl are dissing you they are dissing the words that you choose to express yourself. No one ever downed you for being a model because it is a great job and I think its great. I have a friend that is in the same profession and is as skinny as you are but she doesnt go flaunting the shit around like she is better than every other women out here. That is all..adios!! ciao amigos!

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

offended? never that Grimm. Annoyed? yes because I, being nor fat or skinny I find your attitude unattractive all together. It is not that ppl are dissing you they are dissing the words that you choose to express yourself. No one ever downed you for being a model because it is a great job and I think its great. I have a friend that is in the same profession and is as skinny as you are but she doesnt go flaunting the shit around like she is better than every other women out here. That is all..adios!! ciao amigos!

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

Grimm- for the 480th time, noone is dissing you for being thin or “pretty”. You have become the 36-inch-butt of jokes because you sound like an asshole, to be quite frank. Perhaps a curvy, perky asshole that smells of Gaultier perfume, but an asshole nonetheless.

You aren’t witty, you don’t make jokes, you aren’t particularly likeable. You just complain about how hard it is to be “pretty” and Creole and a model and THEN inform us, the ignorant, obese, unattractive majority that you, at 5’10 and 120 pounds (underweight by every chart of weight I have ever seen) are the size befitting the average woman, and that eeeeverybody else is doing it wrong and we should take notes from your Lisa Frank notebook.

Pretty is as pretty does. I have a friend who is similar in proportions to how you describe yourself and she is gorgeous, Ivy League educated and desired by many men. Not just because she’s pretty, but because she is smart and funny and a blast to be around. So you’re pretty….and what else? Every woman on this site who I have seen a picture of is pretty. And though my existance of body fat, thighs and breast may horrify your anorexic sensabilities, I have never been for want of compliments on my looks. In fact, I cannot recall a day in over a decade (barring times when I was quite ill) where I didn’t leave the house and have some person (male or female) verbally tell me that I was a good-looking woman.

However, people have often also complimented me on my intellect and skills beyond my looks. Tell me, dear, when was the last time someone who was not a relative, close friend or someone trying to fuck told you that you were smart? And how close to your chin were his balls?

Yes, I have to work out and yes I have struggled with weight. And yet, I am still better than you. Ha! You better watch out, give me a few more months in the gym, and I will cut these dreads and come out ‘tragic mullato’ you any day of the week out of spite**.

**-Ill will***
***-Meanspirtedness***
****Not nice

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

Ethio- Don’t take my remarks as a judgement on the Continent. The shithole to which I specifically refer is the very house where your mother and father concieved you and the doctor’s office where your mother regrettably chose life.

I kid, I kid. But I don’t give a fuck, no non-Black American woman has the right to dis American sisters for having kinky hair and big hips on a site populated by mainly BA women. Go home, Roger.

I second Lolo’s nomination for Savior, btw.

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

I love Sister T goddammit!

2 05 2008
scarletjones

I think the maximum amount of energy has been expended on this blog trying to explain to people with less than coherent arguments/points what the flaws are in their opinions/perceptions.

I think that some folks are being purposefully obtuse in ignoring the points that are being made in opposition to their opinions… especially when those points are based more in facts and common sense.

believing in something enough does not make it so. I am kinda annoyed at the victim complex that is being fostered by some of ya’ll. The most dangerous thing to the community, in my opinion, are those that, by a function of their choice in career or education, are required to serve as a model for those black folks that are “up-and-coming” (for lack of a better term) and are not motivated to be the best representation that they can be.

@ Grimm specifically, If the posts that have been made on this blog are representative of how you regularly engage in debate with people about issues of personal importance to you, then I hope that you are keeping these conversations in the family for right now.

Being young isn’t a license for shooting off with emotional, underdeveloped, opinions that are, from what i’ve seen of your comments, deeply rooted in your issues of body image that started as a kid being called too skinny. A lack of challenge is also not an excuse for not properly developing your opinions and making sure that you can defend them with legit & thoughtful information. If you are in a space occupied by people that have learned this lesson and practice it frequently, don’t be surprised when it’s applied to you.

To reiterate, for Grimm and the rest, it’s not because you are *fill in the blank – which is opposite to ALL of the others on this blog* (supposedly), but because you are coming weak in an area where soft arguments = wack. And it wouldn’t do you or the group a service to ignore the stupidity just because everybody is entitled to an opinion. Get your game tight, get some therapy or a counselor to deal with your personal shit, and stop whining about being called out when you don’t come with some talk worth respecting. (and for the record, the subject of the talk isn’t the point, it’s the delivery of your talk – just in case you wanted to ignore that statement in order to keep being in denial)

— and i’m spent!

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

i love you guys my lil internet family

**Sheds a tear**

ok moment over back to my beer and playing pool on Yahoo woohoo! toodlez~

2 05 2008
aboveaverageblackman

Is Grimm still talking? Can I put my dick in her mouth since she doesn’t appear to eat much else…um, I’m sorry Grimm that was very hood of me…but getting head from models is the hot shit in the streets right now…

2 05 2008
NotBlonde

I love my BA sisters 🙂 Miss Sister Toldja and Miss scarletjones, you are officially my internet idols.

2 05 2008
Lolo

@Grimm, darling girl ~ and I do mean that because I too was once a young snotass that gave off attitude, it’s not that I doubt for more than a minute that you are working it as hard as you should or that you don’t have your plans in order. It’s your seeming disinclination to believe or accept that true physical beauty lies outside the extremely rarefied and often distorted realm in which you toil. That is my issue with some of your comments. That and you just don’t cycle up to any of the truly wicked smartass that gets thrown down here but whatever, it’s a raucous and raunchy place Chris has built.

Physical beauty is a varied and complex phenomena and many of your (meaning black women the world over) sisters have had to overcome some incredibly weighty criteria to get to the place where they recognise the beauty and sexiness that they see in their mirrors. They’ve been told and told and sold a bill of goods that has told them they aren’t light enough, narrow enough, straight enough, never ever ENOUGH enough when it comes being deserving of admiration, emulation or exultation of their physical charms. For you to come at them with your …. triteness? And then to wring your hands in bewilderment? Good heavens dear girl, I’m impressed that they’ve shown the wit and grace they have because if it were me that you were personally offending? I would just rip it out, stomp on it and then spit on it for good measure.

Yes, I am thin and yes, I have been there and heard that but I have never told my asian sisters that their eyes are too slanted or that they need to get tittyballs implanted or that they should get nosejobs or need this or that or whathaveyou in order to “fit in” with an industry standard that quite frankly, I find too toxic to allow in my home around my beautiful children.

It’s about self love, in the real sense not the “I’m finer than you and I get paid to be” sense and if you aren’t ready to hear that well, you come look me up if you ever are because I will still cook you something delish and it won’t be any Somali Booger Casserole, I promise.

2 05 2008
aboveaverageblackman

and I will sic a trained BA dentist on any Abyssinian disrespecting BA sisters! We all know you Ethi folk look at dental work as kryptonite! don’t force me, I will do it!

2 05 2008
Grimm

ST- I dont find the curse word peppered, angry and/or sexual comments that half of the bitter, militant, “holier than thou” ppl here make particularly witty at all either, so i guess we’re even.
A man would never find my chin anywhere other than rested on my hand because I dont believe in premarital sex/oral and do not have to be overtly sexual to get compliments…
ppl tell me often that theyre pleasantly surprised at how smart I actually am-ppl like to pretend we’re all dumb. I may not broadcast how “smart” I am like many of u love to do, each and every post, but Im happy I chose work over school-UCLA full scholarship BTW/6yr law prog @ PACE in NYC-last year because my mom and sis are taken care of now, and i love fashion. Sue me.
I dont have to talk about boring, normal stuff (my time as a museum dosent [coveted], my talent as a painter, my time working on various campaigns, my ability to sew ANYTHING, my love for egyptology and ancient history, the stinking orders to show cause and artist contracts I suffer through creating 3 times a week at my (well paying) internship, etc b/c those who know me know that Im much more than my job. Its just way more exciting to me than that other boring stuff. And if you dont think you sound just as full of yourself as u claim i do, you are far more hilarious than i previously thought girl.

2 05 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“Tell me again, Maximus. Why are we here?”

2 05 2008
Grimm

lolo- if you read what i said yesterday, you would know that its hard for me to provide links to prove what im saying from my cell phone. Im not at a computer like many of you are. Most of the time i say things in defense-like what my job is after someone said i should get them coffee. I never said that ppl should conform to the “standard of beauty”. If you read carefully, you would see that I brought up Liya because shes beautiful, sucessful and didnt marry a white man. Someone else said she has white features and that only those types of models are used. I explained what ive been told b/c im sure many of you have never had an agant say that to you. or had yourboss say “im sorry, they dont like your nose/hair/skin”.
I mentioned my height and weight b/c i was talking about how ppl criticize thin girls, how the media is on thin watch, and how i know for a fact that sizes run two sizes bigger than they were a few years ago to accomodate bigger ppl without making them feel fat. If thats wrong, oh well.

2 05 2008
Nice

Damn Grimm, I’ve been quiet long enough. I was always taught that if you don’t have nothin Nice to say, don’t say nothin at all. But girl, you have gotten on my last nerve these past few days reading all your blah blah bullshit. Enough already. Ok, you are a boney whole package- get over yourself. Let’s move on.

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

Well anywho Grimm I do give you you big ups for helping your mom and sister out. That’s very mature of you because most young 20 yr olds like ourselves would just work and party and get drunk and that would be about it. I will say this if i were in your position I would model too. But my mom would rather me go to school get my degree and then model just to have a back up plan if modeling didnt fall threw( just an example). I think thats what most of the ppl on the site are trying to say. There is nothing wrong with modeling but getting your education is very important as well because you cant be a model forever ya know 🙂

2 05 2008
Lolo

@grimm
::kisskiss:: we’re good, or at least good enough. I read fast and half the time I’m scanning while I should be doing something … uh, productive, yeah that’s it. Point being I don’t dwell too long on many of the comments but yours have drawn fire and not just because of misunderstanding, IMO. Also? You check this place on your cell phone?? Good heavens, you’re stalking Chris, aren’t you? Go on, get it off your chest, he’ll be so flattered.

And uh, I used to model for a minute but had more fun and less putdowns about my “not enoughness”working as a stylist and PA so I do give you credit for sticking with it. Not that I would willingly allow my daughter to pass on uni to flog herself to the likes of the fashionistas.

As to the media being on thin watch,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
and
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mmmokay. That must be why at least three quarters of the models and actresses we see look like they could carve cheese with their scapulas.

Nite nite, time for auntie to get my bedsocks on and ward off the trollface.

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

lmaooo@ ward of the troll face aww…

2 05 2008
scarletjones

@ Grimm – i think you just made a number of statements in answer to what the issue some are having with your comments.

Links aren’t required to show proof of anything. We are generally educated people (as yourself and others have stated/enjoy flaunting) so we usually know when a statement is something that is popularly known. That’s a cop out.

“Most of the time i say things in defense” – what you were saying in response to the challenges of the others on this blog isn’t a substantial counterpoint to their opinions or a challenge of ideas, it’s just statements showing that you experience this thing in your life so that proves that you’re on point. That’s a cop out.

“They should not have had to create that size so that people who wear a size “8″ (read 12) could still shop in regular stores. Go to the gym!!!” & ” but wedding dresses are the most accurate. If you think you may be in denial about being fat (i.e. 5′4 130 or 5′6 160 or more) go to a bridal shop and try on your alleged size. ou will hopefully have an epiphany when you try squeezing into that “6″ but end up in the plus size section.”- that was two of your quotes, and i’m not sure how this doesn’t imply an opinion that if you don’t conform to the standards of beauty you’re fat i’m not sure what is.

“I explained what ive been told b/c im sure many of you have never had an agant say that to you. or had yourboss say “im sorry, they dont like your nose/hair/skin” – given that you have stated that you have all of these previous issues and feelings about being messed with for being too skinny or looking sickly, i find it hard to sympathize with the hate that comes to you in these instances given that you chose a profession that is notoriously body concious and you’ve yet to deal with this part of your past (i believe this because of the consistent knee-jerk punch back reactive comments that you provide about the hating fat women that think because you’re skinny you’re sick. This is also a cop out and adds to the image that the people here have of you as an undeserved victim.

We want you to be able to come here and spar on a level that is befitting the full ride to UCLA and PACE that you’ve let us know you received. We know where you come from and none of that contributes to the impression that you’ve left here.

2 05 2008
scarletjones

sorry about the bold end. missed an end tag

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

ok as of right now I’m gonna stop reading and stop messing up my buzz i have established this evening adios and hopefully have a fun-filled topic of penis and vajayjay penatration ahahhahaha so i can piss off what’s her face from the other blog and talk about all the countless times i have sex with my husband a day.. sike naw.. good night pplz

2 05 2008
NotBlonde

Oh shit, scarlet jones has gone into BOLD

2 05 2008
labellefemme

You can get your ass the fuck back to Africa, quick fast and in a hurry with alla that bull. And hands off our men, cause God forbid your fertile asses get trapped with a half-nappy headed baby!

** girl please! at least we know where we came from. What part of Africa r u from?

no non-Black American woman has the right to dis American sisters for having kinky hair and big hips on a site populated by mainly BA women. Go home, Roger.
*** Whether you like it or not -if you have nappy hair – IT IS WHAT IT IS!

2 05 2008
scarletjones

@NotBlonde – i’m tellin em why i’m mad son! naw just playin.

is there really some “good and bad hair” shit going on up in this blog? that’s ridiculous!

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

La Whatever- I know exactly where I’m from. I’m from a small town called Straight Offa Dumb Broad’s Ass and you are making me homesick!

Boo your life for acting like being the decendant of slaves is something to be shamed off.

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

@ Scarlet- I KNOW, right! “your just a waaaaanabe/wannabe better than me!” You are brilliant, btw.

Can we keep this party going? I am gonna be up a while doing my hair.

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

damn this crack WEBSITE!! I cant look away

2 05 2008
Nice

Yeah Mrs. Epps. You said “goodnite” about three times.

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

i knowwwwwwwwwwww right@ Nice im finally done foreal this time 🙂 bye yall

2 05 2008
Nice

Right. I know it is my bedtime too. This site is like crack. I dose off everyday at work thanks to Chris.

2 05 2008
Muse

Please don’t run Grimm off. She is pure comedy. I just spent the last ten minutes laughing my ass off. OH Jesus

2 05 2008
Nice

I don’t think that anthing can run Grimm off- One thing I can say for sure about her, she stands up for herself.

2 05 2008
maya

Dammit, kids, I’m back (with strep throat, no less.) I guess my rant from yesterday inspired us to tell Grimm how we feel. Glad I could be a catalyst.

“Someone else said she has white features and that only those types of models are used. I explained what ive been told b/c im sure many of you have never had an agant say that to you. or had yourboss say “im sorry, they dont like your nose/hair/skin”. I mentioned my height and weight b/c i was talking about how ppl criticize thin girls, how the media is on thin watch, and how i know for a fact that sizes run two sizes bigger than they were a few years ago to accomodate
bigger ppl without making them feel fat. If thats wrong, oh well.”

Being that “someone” to whom I think Grimm is referring, I AGAIN would like to RESTATE that I was not taking anything away from Liya, or Naomi or any other black model. I think it’s great, and you need people to push barriers. Call me, greedy, but I want more. And no, Grimm, I’ve never had an agent tell me that they didn’t like my nose/hair/skin, but I’ve had plenty of OTHER white people say/insinuate the same when I wasn’t even soliticiting the conversation – professionally or otherwise. You need to learn to extrapolate your points to the larger issue – we as black people, black women in partiucular, have shared experiences. I’m sure every black women, or woman of color, for that matter, can articulate a similar experience. That’s where my frustration lies with you – you get on this “pretty” diatribe, and yada yada…and you’re missing the larger point.

And I don’t know WTF is going on with this whole Africans hating on Black American women shit is about, but I promise you, it’s going to stop here and now. This heifer really said: “** girl please! at least we know where we came from. What part of Africa r u from?” I’m not from Africa. I’m from Philadelphia. I’m the descendant of enslaved Africans*. 400 years and counting AND WE’RE STILL HERE. And apparently here is where YOUR black ass is tryna be, ’cause you just got here. Study my people’s struggle boo, that don’t make us the baddest motherfuckers on the planet, then I don’t know what your fucking standards are*. Motherfuckers stay coming across the waters for affirmative action but don’t wanna be black. GTFOH.***

*many of which were sold out by their countrymen, snake motherfuckers**
**who didn’t try to come look for anybody, and then have the nerve to be mad at us cause we got caught
***get the fuck outta here

2 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

1. I can’t stop laughing at the mental image of a BLACK person telling another BLACK person to ‘go back to Africa’. How pathetic.

2. I can’t believe the number of people wanting to jump down Grimm’s throat because of their insecurities — YES, INSECURITIES. I don’t think anyone of them could get any more offended if their mother was insulted.

3. A big thank you to Grimm for talking like a lady — and falling into the filth of porno/penis/sex tangents the rest are wallowing in.

2 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

* not falling into

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

If I came to Somali and started talking smack about Somali women, I’m sure you’d have no problem pointing me back towards the USA. Would that be different? What if Ethiopian Chick did the same, hmm?

In the interest of not sounding like a racist old White man, I will retract my request to send you back to your nativeand suggest the following places for you to bounce to:

-Israel
-Iraq
-Assbekistan
-Zamunda
-New Jersey

I feel that your superior hair texture will be better appreciated elsewhere. Au revoir!

2 05 2008
Lolo

Man, where is that crippled fancydancer anyways? It’s getting to be like a buncha ferrets in a bag on here now. Good hair/Bad hair?? Really? ::yawn::

2 05 2008
Knatural

Ok. So last night I was in the Capital of Ethiopia – Adams Morgan. A smallish Ethiopian man tried to holla at me, of course, because he thought I was half-Ethiopian. When I saw this Hobbit I immediately thought of Sister Toldja’s traumatic apple-biting incident and searched in panic for rescue. AND I saw at least three Ethie chicks at Timehri* with who appeared to be Black American boyfriends. AND our driver was Ethiopian. Duh!
BUT, here the clincher – some chick brought a dog to the bar! A dog. A little brown dog was in her bag, in the bar, around drunkards and blaring music, and fat girls. Who brings a pet to the bar?

*Timehri is a tiny, sweltering, god-awful place that is neither bar, nor club. But they always play good music (if you like Soca & Reggae).

2 05 2008
benjie

hmm…. i was absent yesterday.

i’m scared to ask about what i missed.
400+ comments…really??

2 05 2008
Lolo

@knatural
I have a little white, fluffyass dog and I would take him to a bar. His name is Mister Charlie and he’s my own little ambassador of comedy.

2 05 2008
Knatural

I’m sorry. I love dogs. But a dog doesn’t belong in a bar. His poor ears 😦 Or in a clothing store. I was in Georgetown last weekend and every store I went in, I saw a dog. Why do people do this? Leave your pets at home. I don’t want to buy a really cute top and get home to discover dog fur all over it. I don’t want to avoid dog turds in Zara.

2 05 2008
Lolo

Hahahaha, no no no. Dog turds anywhere is not acceptable. It’s why we have kids, so that they can do the cleanup.

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

Timheri? Is it new? I haven’t been to any Ethiopian spots in AdMo since the one I loved closed….freak, what was it called? It’s now that God-awful Gran Central bullshit now. They had the best food and dranks….

AdMo is kinda wack now, at least it was last few times I visited. Without the Common Share (which was my home away from home), Hip-Hop night at Blue Room (where I famously walked straight into the glass door) the cute Black boys who seem to have given way for more thugs and more White folks, it’s not the same.

SPEAKING OF DC, what’s poppin there tonight and tommorrow? I am going back for a HU function and I need to get it crackin! I was there last month and didn’t hit the right spots.

2 05 2008
Knatural

You mean Fasika’s! Fasika’s was cool, to a point. Too many assholes and girls that wanna fight. Timehri is old as dirt. It was closed for bit but re-opened and nothing was renovated. I loved Common Share! I thought you looked familiar! At one point I went to Common Share twice a week (sad). But Addis Ababa, I mean Adams Morgan sucks majorly now.

2 05 2008
Machete

Coming in a little late here with my 2-cents on an issue that has probably been beaten to death…
but here goes…

I think Grimm has caught a lot more flack on here for her comments than some other posters with equally if not more ‘flammable’ stuff to say.

I have learned quite a bit from these posts and comments – I can’t say I would have been as enlightened for reading anything on here if ALL of it was hurled at me in an insulting way.

In the girl’s defense, she did mention having school/alternatives as a backup plan. From what I read, she’s got the time and money(if invested well) to do it
at a later time. Who knows? Maybe she wouldn’t have been able to support her mom and sis if she had just jumped into school straight
off the bat instead of pursuing other opportunities. I know I was broke as hell in school – scholarship or not, and would have been in no shape to support anyone.

Not saying she is right, I just think it’s a bit unfair to collectively jump down on her every word hence forth, no matter what she posts. There are ways of correcting ppl (or offering an alternate view or even a witty comeback) without saying “Come hiaaa grrrl so I can shove a hamburger and or bawls down yer throat”

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

@ Knatural- YES! That was my spizzot!

*pours out entire disgusting bottle of Ethiopian honey wine for Fasikas*

Yeah, baby, that was me indeed. My friends and I liiiiived in the Share! My pic was on the wall and everything. It feels weird going back and seeing it’s not there! I actually drove straight there from Jersey on their last night in buisness. It was rather emotional. Actually, it was just really drunken. But I was sad the next day.

Why does every area with more than 5 Ethiopians have a restauraunt called Addis Abbba? I know Americans are simple, but they can’t be more creative than that? Man, I am gonna open me up a chain of Soul Food restauraunts and call them ‘Atlanta’.

2 05 2008
yesyesyesyes

r u all Ethiopians or u r just talkin about some stuff that u dont ever knw?

2 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

See….knowing where you come from just makes you more proud. Mama ennem tell you stories from the days so you know where you came from which is what we do with our kids as far as the average white man when they first see me or my child they are not thinking here comes an African or a decendant they thinking here comes another ni**er right!!!
My point is we all the same at the end of the day……..

For the comment to leave your AA mens alone are you kidding me I don’t want them. I see the foreigers educating themselves and looking to better themselves. How many AA men or women for that fact do you know or see strive to get into college and do something with their lives? Keisha cole said it better I don’t want your man but he keeps callin me….. they after us we might entertain them for a minute but as you may know how many stick around to marry and have family with out woman. We know what they good for. I can feel the haters blood boiling now HUH!!!!!!!!!!

2 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

I don’t claim what I am not……. yes I is from the beautiful land of 13 months of sunshine…………LMAO

2 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

Somali Queen: I have love for my sistas/neighbors…….I think there is enough room for the both of us dont you!!! they hatin us enough we don’t need to turn on each other like the ones back home…..get it ………..

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

Oh would you just go! You are like a stray, mangy ass cat! Shoo! No injera for you here!

I am still prouf of where I come from, even if I have to point at a whole continent or presume a reigon of origin instead of being able to say “I am from here”. My people are survivors, no shame there. I have always admired Ethiopian people for their ability to resist colonialism, but thank you for coming to this site and making sure we know that y’all are fucked up in the head as well.

And at the end of the day….you came over here, and you come on a site full of educated Black Americans and start talking about how we aren’t doing anything. You are just an ignorant forigener who is no less misguided and prejudiced than these White folks. Put on your Addidas Abbabas and step off.

2 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

you represent the few……..I was not saying all or DID I no I didnt. I like the idea of being a survivor however tens of years later still dont see the progress the very few are doing that the rest are demolishing.

from the way you guys speak in here hard to tell you all edumacated I am reading more sorority stuff than school. Disclaimer with that is I am new to the site and this is the discussion that grabbed me for obvious reasons ofcourse.

2 05 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“I think Grimm has caught a lot more flack on here for her comments than some other posters with equally if not more ‘flammable’ stuff to say.”

No one else has commented on this site on several different posts finding some way to squeeze the square peg of their so-called elite profession into the round hole of every conversation. Most people are able to make highly inflammatory statements on this blog without coming off as a pompous blowhard. Grimm is not one of them. Go back through the other posts and check out where Grimm has found some way to mention the fact that she’s a model, or dating a model, or feed us some other tripe about the glory of modeldom.

The fact she claims to be more well rounded makes her insistence on focusing TIME AND TIME AGAIN and POST AND POST AGAIN on her vanity-based facets even WORSE. It’s amazing that someone who was allegedly offered a full ride to UCLA could come off as so utterly one-dimensional.

House party at my crib. Time to get drunk and forget all this shit.

2 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Ethiopian Queen,

I was kidding 😉 Got mad love for my african sistas

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

I second that Chris! It’s Friday night! Just got paid!

But, ummmm, what’s really good with a tangible suggestion for what to do in DC tonight?

2 05 2008
Ethiopian Queen

One love

2 05 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

The Park on 14th is the only place in DC that’s any good anymore.

2 05 2008
Sister Toldja

Is it just like Love? What is the vibe/crowd? I have heard something about a new bar over by Horace and Dickies, I think…? I’m trying to club one night and hit a lounge on the other. This blog has made the DC club scene seem even WORSE than it was when I lived there, LOL!

Did y’all know Bar Nun (or whatever it is called now) has a swingers night on Saturday?

2 05 2008

fun fact:
I am going to have a glass of wine, and blast “happy birthday duke” while reading my new book.

2 05 2008
Grimm

@ chris- my gosh. And many others find a way to turn every topic into a sexual excapades, drinking, smoking, bodily functions… but mostly just sex, chat. You probably just find me annoying because you like vulgarity, and as a guy you are bred to dislike fashion. YOU posted a picture of a model (i just brought up her black husband. SOMEONE ELSE started talking about modeling. scroll up) YOU talk about clubs, pretty girls, etc. Forgive me if I dont swear, drink, smoke, or have sex… That must mean everything i say bores you to death.
But someone enjoys my posts because when i dont post someone finds a way to bring me up.

2 05 2008

SHUT

2 05 2008

UP

2 05 2008

AL”DAMN”READY

2 05 2008

^^ @ GRIMM

Damn… go measure your butt or better yet try and lick your elbow…isn’t spongebob on?

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

Why do you keep going on and on about how everyone continues to hate on “YOU”. BTW if you cant stand the comments about ” sexual excapades, drinking, smoking, bodily functions” dont read them no one is holding you at gun point to read everyyy single comment. GOODNESS!

2 05 2008
Knatural

Grimm probably needs a good pounding, then she’ll gain wait, get a sense of humor, and leave everyone alone. It must be fun to be so delusional.
Anyway, clubs/bars in DC lack character. I’ve never been to The Park but I have heard good things. I’ll be in Georgetown *throws up a lil in my mouth* for dinner and Modern. I hope I don’t see too many Ethiopian girls or Frat boys.

2 05 2008
Knatural

weight, not wait. Damn homophones!

2 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

I use to go to the Prince Cafe in Georgetown thats if you like hookah that is.. but that shit is expensive now. Now I just go to the one in College park.

3 05 2008
scarletjones

from this point forward I am accepting requests for the “abuse of clinical priveleges” list.

what is this list you ask? well this is a list of people – infamous, famous, notorious and everyday joe/jane on this site that refuses to embrace mental and emotional health and insist on inflicting their personalities on the rest of us. currently this list includes:

hillary clinton
bob johnson

* all submissions will be reviewed with equal scrutiny and must be accompanied by thorough and complete evidence and arguments. if your entry is accepted I will do everything in my power to try to get my husband to get the ball rolling.

lets all help each other help ourselves.

this has been a public service announcement from a tired fed up community member.

3 05 2008
Lolo

Iron Man!

I think I might just be over the comic book movie phase. Robert Downey did great, that Gwyneth Paltrow just works my nerve and totally needs to take the Admiral’s stair test (didn’t realise she was in it), Terrance Howard was a suprise that didn’t get enough screen time, Jeff Bridges really does own the creepy bald head/beard combo and I would love to own Tony Stark’s house.

Mmmmaybe it was sitting in front about half a dozen fatasses and their spawn who kept talking to each other like they were fatting out on their very own living room sofa while *crack* *snap* *crackling* through about half the snack bar and making comments that were almost as witty as Family Guy but I finally turned around and asked “pleeeease, do you mind??”. I know, it was an action movie and not a quiet drama but if I can hear you over the movie then you better be better than the damned movie!

Hmmmph.

3 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

I’m seeing Iron Man tmrw woohoo i heard it was good!

3 05 2008
london

the only reason to peep iron man is terrance howard…
i love grimms vapid comments.. bless the child.. she keeps me entertained..
i must admit have never had any thoughts about ethiopian or somali women as a collective.. i don’t ‘care’ about them one way or another…. and even less now that the self titled ‘queens’ have spoken…
ploooff.. they are gone again..

3 05 2008
Sistern Toldja

Dear DC,

You still suck.

Love,
Sister Toldja

3 05 2008
Lolo

@ST, oh you haven’t experienced teh suck till you come here, m’dear. DC is nirvana by comparison.

6 05 2008
an ethiopian

To all of you who are so mesmerized by the way we are, if you crack open one of thousands of history books written about Ethiopia (you can find one in one of those huge buildings with all the books in them; they call them libraries), you might actually get a little closer to understanding why we are proud and conservative people and why we look the way we do. You may also learn something about your heritage. Please do yourselves a favor and learn something about yourself and the continient that your ancestors are from before you come here and humiliate yourselves and show everyone else that comes here how ignorant you have chosen to be.

6 05 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

Sure, Ethiopian. Right after you pull your head out of your ass.

http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/why-you-shouldnt-read-this-blog/

6 05 2008
scarletjones

all pissed off ethiopians & other double talking CA’s that are hating on this blog post go on the “abuse of clinical priveleges list”

executive decision

6 05 2008
Mrs.Epps

To all of you who are so mesmerized by the way we are, if you crack open one of thousands of history books written about Ethiopia (you can find one in one of those huge buildings with all the books in them; they call them libraries), you might actually get a little closer to understanding why we are proud and conservative people and why we look the way we do. You may also learn something about your heritage. Please do yourselves a favor and learn something about yourself and the continient that your ancestors are from before you come here and humiliate yourselves and show everyone else that comes here how ignorant you have chosen to be.

SMH people take this site way to fucking seriously and its hialrious…

7 05 2008
SOMALI QUEEN

Who the hell made black American’s untouchable? Make fun of other africans and everyone gets on the bandwagon…but say one thing about black Americans and all hell breaks loose with losers taking things personally and going nuts over words on a screen.

Many people here seriously have mental issues that need to be resolved pretty fast.

If your going to throw crap around have the balls to take it when it’s ur turn.

7 05 2008
scarletjones

“Many people here seriously have mental issues that need to be resolved pretty fast.

If your going to throw crap around have the balls to take it when it’s ur turn.”

in the world of psychology that is called “projection

3 06 2008
dewfish

I’m liking this blog so far…adding it to favorites

12 06 2008
Ayo

You are all pathetic…seriously. Stop acting like you have found some top secret yet to be discovered; I assure you attractive people come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Ethiopian people–there are unattractive males and females and attractive males and female. This applies to every other group of people. Some of you need to love yourselves, that’s why you are hating on or upholding in admiration.. other people because you subconsciously are hating yourself with this slave mentality lingering in your mind. Is it because you are not more European looking like most Ethipoians? There are beautiful black women, just women period, all over Africa, Americas, and this world–get a grip. No one should hate because a lady is Ethiopian and being Ethiopian does not necessarily make you attractive. Jealous? Jealous of WHAT exactly? BAs hate on other BAs enough as it is. She’s pretty but she’s too dark…she’s pretty but her forehead is too big…she’s pretty but but but… she’s pretty because she’s light skin…. because she’s Ethiopian? Attractive people catch hell from all sides of the globe—-dark skin, light skin, brown skin, kinky hair, straight hair, whatever—and they catch it from even their own people, which is only another form of self hate and pity.

12 06 2008
Knatural

Huh?

12 06 2008
Muse

Ayo you totally dropped the ball on this one…Reading comprehension isn’t your strong point huh?

BTW I think I’m cute LOL. No self hate over here.

13 06 2008
Ayo

Get over yourself, someone need to literally drop a ball on you. You have got to be kidding; it’s clear you lack love of self…. and the fact that you sit in this blog doing NOTHING as Ethio Queen already pointed out attest to your less than intelligent mind. You are indulging in self hate just like most of these people here. Slave mentality…no wonder so many of you are still so far behind. Go do something productive.

13 06 2008
Ayo

How does that saying go? Want to keep something from a black American? Hide it in a book…—it’s not even just “black people” anymore, I have to single you out. Truth hurts, but it is what it is.
To the author of this blog…stuffblackpeoplehate? Hmm—that should be a no brainer (Yes, including you ladies and fellas who systematically give brain). I guess some of your just fell and bumped your heads one too many times. Just look at this topic and the ignorant comments made. The self destructing black people…..

Oh yeah….what is it that you say? PEEEEEACE!
I’m sure you’ll have no problem comprehending that. 🙂

13 06 2008
Tarhaka

There used to be an Ethiopian chick that worked in the in the convenience store of a building i worked in.

We got to talkin one day and she told me she was married to a BA, I was surprised and told her so.

She said when you marry into an Ethiopian family you really marry INTO the family meaning they always up in you bizness an isht.

She said with her husband and its just she and him and theres a lot more peace.

She was fine as fuck though she had baby-makin hips.

27 06 2008
Stuff African People Hate

stuffafricanpeoplehate.com

30 06 2008
eazyM

Hey chris.
I find this post hilarious and in some way there is truth in it. Here is some info for your next material. So there is Ethiopian soccer festival here in DC( june 29-july 6) and its the biggest gathering outside of ethiopia. Actually it rotate among many states every year but since this year is 25th anniversary of this event, its going to be a big event( about 30,000 flock in from other places). The main activity is in RFK stadium for the whole week so if you make a visit there one day (weekdays after 3pm or fri &sat is advisable) you will get enough info for the next your 2nd or 3rd topics ( if you contemplating for one)and plus you meet ethio women in abundance so little or no competition to get one and plus the cultural experience will be enjoyable and hope you will have good time.
check this site out for detail. http://www.esfna.net

14 07 2008
Curious

I think it’s funny how black men think that ethiopian women don’t like them or reject them. THAT IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE!…. Ethiopian cannot stand Ethiopian Men!…They are hideous and demanding and aggressive!….As an Ethiopian woman myself I would prefer a black man over an Ethiopian man anyday!!! GET IT STRAIGHT!…THIS NEW GENERATION OF ETHIOPIAN WOMEN LOVE THEM SOME BLACK, WHITE, ASIAN MEN….ANYTHING BUT ETHIOPIAN!!!!

14 07 2008
Sister Toldja

Curious, we don’t have enough Black American men to share with you. Love you still, but no. LOL. No, seriously. I am starting to get annoyed by the number of Ethiopian and Somali women with African American men. I know y’all are pretty and sistas, but DAMN. African American men can’t get away from African American women fast enough it seems. Oh well. Better an Ethiopian than a cave bitch.

20 08 2008
overit

“No, seriously. I am starting to get annoyed by the number of Ethiopian and Somali women with African American men. I know y’all are pretty and sistas, but DAMN. African American men can’t get away from African American women fast enough it seems. Oh well. Better an Ethiopian than a cave bitch.”

damnit Sister Toldja! I’m E African and was JUST about to submit my application to be considered for the Yahh Bitch Yaah Sisterhood…I thought we’re all soldiers of the same struggle..

But seriously, its always the most ignorant, arrogant, backwards, recently arrived thinkin there the shit in America, fresh off a lottery visa/faith based sponsorship, who respond on these threads with that “read our history” or “no one looks like me” shit. STFU no one can see you!!!!! Yall know how it is, they wanna interview a black person and it always leaves you wondering “wasnt there ANYONE else around?!”. Its a conspiracy.

19 03 2009
STOPTHEbullshit

YOU HATE US ETHIOPIANS?

EVERY BLACK PERSON WHO HATES A WHOLE GROUP OF OTHER BLACKS
IS BRAINWASHED – PERIOD

30 03 2009
ethio king

wow i can’t beleive all the negative comment about ethiopian man. even though i have been here for a long time i still consider my self as an ethiopian man. but all of the things y’ll saying about an ethiopian man doesn’t sound nice. may be some ethiopian dudes act agressive and look skiny and short. but thats not all of us. there are some good ethipian brothers that knows how to handle a lady. i my self have dated both ethiopian girls and american girls and it’s all about how you treat a woman. Ethiopian girls would date any one as long as you treat them like queens.

2 04 2009
Abeshaw

Came to this blog after somehow to read about the MTV thing..then I found this other post.
Though I am Ethiopian man myself I have observed the whole ring leader selection thing happening to an ‘outsider’. This brings me to the next point: you hit the nail on the head with that appearing in public but unreachable.
So here I give you an additional ‘insider info’: The love/hate thing is nowhere truer than among Ethiopians. If you go to Ethiopian bars/night clubs there’s almost guaranteed to be one fight (fist fight…beer bottles). It is common to hear an Ethiopian saying they are tired of Ethiopian (sometimes, aka, abesha). But, take any one of these folks away to a place where there are no other Ethiopians, they’ll either go crazy or wilt and die.
Eritrea+Ethiopia are mortal enemies, 1998 war killed 150k+ soldiers. But still they’d rather gather in one bar to fight than be peacefully mixing outside.
Strange.
PS: This is less and less true of those Ethiopians born in the USA.

2 04 2009
Abeshaw

To the writer of this blog:
You have an amazing ability to employ profanity in a way that drives the point home. I was laughing the whole time when I read the MTV thing. Incredible writing, keep it up.

27 07 2009
dazmo

are yall talking about ethiopians in particular or just black people in particular? its hard to tell since everything youre saying applies to both.

31 08 2009
Madyson

Ethiopian chicks aren’t shit. Lol. Point blank period. Stick with your Spanish, black women.

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