The Democratic Party

23 04 2008

There are a lot of reasons for Obama supporters to be angry at Hillary Clinton:

  • Red phone ads designed to scare people into submission, taking a page from the Karl Rove handbook
  • Calling Obama, a black man who grew up in a single-parent household and just finished paying off student loans, an elitist – while she and her husband have been earning about $15.5 million per year on average for the past seven years
  • Accusing Obama of being pro-McCain after Obama said he’d be a better president than Bush…while she herself said publicly that only she and McCain were ready to lead the country on day one
  • Crying her way to votes in Texas while claiming not to be playing the gender card
  • Playing up Obama’s connections to Rev. Wright to downplay hypocritical revelations regarding her words vs. her actions on NAFTA and Colombian free trade
  • Outright lying about sniper fire in Bosnia and her active role in the Ireland conflict

The list goes on, but I’ll stop here.

How ironic is it that so many people accuse Obama’s supporters of backing him based entirely on emotion, while no one seems to be looking into the fact that Hillary’s supporters are backing her for that reason in far greater numbers. I’m not saying that Clinton would make a bad president – quite the contrary, I think there are plenty of good reasons to vote for her, especially over that racist snake John McCain. Unfortunately, nearly every argument I’ve heard in support of Clinton, both in public and in private, have centered around the following “logic”, all of which I feel compelled to fire away at in turn:

“You know, she’s earned it. She’s worked hard. It’s Clinton’s time to be President”

There are lots of people who work hard that don’t deserve to be President.

Figure 1: Like this guy

But assuming she has worked hard in a way that makes her qualified for the Presidency…how has she proven herself to be more hardworking than Obama or, for that matter, John McCain? Yes, she’s worked hard and certainly is qualified, but that doesn’t fucking mean she’s ‘earned it’, especially when you consider the competition.

“Her husband did a good job, and I think she would too. It’s like getting Bill and Hillary at the same time.”

There are three types of people that make this argument. One type thinks that Hillary Clinton = Bill Clinton. Another type thinks that Billary will work as a two headed monster, effectively giving us two presidents slaying social injustice and reviving the hyperinflated economy of the late 1990s for the next eight years. The last type thinks that Bill will effectively become president again, overshadowing his wife in terms of policymaking and so forth thus rendering third and fourth terms of a Bill Clinton presidency.

All groups are underestimating the force of Hillary Clinton’s personality.

Figure 2: Soul-Eater

The first group seems to be ignorant of the fact that, behind closed doors, Hillary Clinton is a raging bitch. Innumerable people who have worked in close quarters with her in the past have noted three major issues with her personality: her fiery temper, her readiness to hold lifelong grudges, and her view of people as either absolute friends or absolute enemies on a very personal level. While Bill certainly shares his wife’s temper, he lacks the second and third flaws of his wife which made him a very respectable statesman until that fat chick in the purple dress showed up.

The second group is deluded. Bill and Hillary have been at odds constantly throughout the presidential campaign, with Hillary occasionally having to muzzle her husband. It’s only going to get worse if she becomes president and they start butting heads on the world stage. Bill and Hillary are a lot more likely to get in each others’ way than work together as an effective team.

The third group is just plain fucking stupid. Hillary Clinton is not the type to just get on her knees and take it from her husband (if she were, the Lewinsky thing probably wouldn’t have happened). Hillary Clinton is too strong a woman to be run or overshadowed by her husband, even if her husband is the awesome political legend that is Bill Clinton. A vote for Hillary is not a vote for Bill, you delusional fucktards.

“It’s time for a woman to be President.”

This is the most infuriating argument of all because it is by far the least logical. I’ve never heard any woman make this argument and actually explain WHY it’s time for a woman to be President – so I’m going to posit some arguments for these morons.

1.) a woman could bring a ‘light and gracious touch’ to international politics, helping restore America’s good moral standing after Dubyah et al ran roughshod over our reputation in the pursuit of oil/evil.

This argument has one crucial flaw: Hillary Clinton is not a woman. Hillary Clinton is a fucking cyborg.

Figure 3: Clin-Tron

Gracious and feminine are not words that come to mind when one thinks of Hillary Clinton. In fact, her combative nature, hardheadedness, and ends-justify-the-means modus operandi are reflective of none other than George W. Bush. Hillary Clinton is not the one to bring a lady’s touch to the American and/or international political scapes.

2.) women have been oppressed forever, it’s time for a woman to come to the head of power

Perhaps this would be a valid thing to say if Hillary wasn’t running against a black man, but since she is – it’s not. Non-black women everywhere are making this argument and, by tacit extension, are claiming that white women in America have a deeper history of oppression than black men, to which I respond thusly.

Why, then, is this post entitled “The Democratic Party”? Simple. Everything I’ve written above has illustrated one unavoidable fact: the ‘Democratic Party’ is a lie.

Figure 4: But the logo is pretty damn accurate

‘Democrat’ is not a party – it’s a label. It’s a label adopted by disparate and often competing groups that have virtually nothing in common. Just think about the divisiveness that’s reared its head in the democratic race:

  • Blacks are being pitted against Latinos
  • Blacks are threatening to boycott elections if Hillary wins
  • Middle class white men are overwhelmingly unwilling to vote for Obama
  • White women are being pitted against black people
  • Black women are being torn in half
  • Practically-minded poor/middle-class people are being pitted against ‘high minded’ yuppies
  • The rural vote and the urban vote are virtually dichotomous
  • The Clinton vote and the Independent vote are virtually dichotomous
  • 40+% of Obama’s voters won’t support Clinton if she wins
  • 40+% of Clinton’s voters won’t support Obama if he wins

This divisiveness is going to cost us the election. Barring some HUGE gaffe by John McCain, he will win the general election because a.) all republicans will vote for him, b.) all white middle class voters will vote for him if Obama wins, or all Independents will vote for him and many black/young people will stay home if Clinton wins, and c.) John McCain is Satan.

So given McCain’s inevitable win, who do you think we’ll invade first: Iran, China, or Russia?

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177 responses

23 04 2008
shabooty

FIRST!!!
(now ill go back and read the post).

23 04 2008
maya

Can the bitch just chalk her losses and drop out? The divisiveness is really being fueled by her pride and the fact that she may not win what she saw as an easy triumph over Obama. Fucking stupid ass Pennslyvania was decided by Montgomery County yesterday (very affluent) and I’m just really frustrated. Then I go on Facbeook this morning and see this guy (black) put a throwback picture of Hilary as his profile pic. and write this as his status message:

“Maxwell Towson is looking at how fly his Presidential candidate is…See Obama people that’s why we win the big states!!! LOL.”

I can’t deal with this type of fuckery this early in the day.

23 04 2008
benjie

Really Montgomery County?

i knew i hated it up there for a reason. i keep trying to tell myself that Obama at least won Philly, but I don’t feel better yet.

my guess is that we’re gonna invade Iran first. possible nuclear warheads aside, it’ll give america the oppurtunity to kill more brown people.

23 04 2008
Lady

Some very good points were made in this post. Nice.

I think that IF Hillary wins, she’s going to switch up and show us the real. I don’t buy half the ish she’s trying to kick in my ear, because nothing about her seems genuine. It’s all orchestrated, her sincerity is so God damn contrived I can’t stand to watch her speak. When i saw her ‘cry’ on TV I wanted to back hand her. Why people think that Hillary = Bill 2.0 is beyond me, they’re married not related, their personalities are totally different and you can SEE that on TV.. so wtf. That bitch is a piranha in human form, there is nothing sensitive about her. I’m convinced she only stayed with Bill for political advancement, because she seems like one of those chicks that will make him pay for ish forever more.

Bill: Hill, I’m going to the store to get some chunky bars and some twizzlers, you want anything?

Hillary: Oh you going to the store huh? Well, when you get your dick out of her mouth tell that bitch I said hi. I know that’s where you’re going, you’re not fooling anyone you cheating motherfather wamp wamp wamp wamp aahhh *head explodes*
—-
Bill: Hillary, what’s for dinner?
Hillary: Why don’t you ask that bitch Monica? Oh, what? she don’t cook, all she do is suck huh?

Also, I can’t stand when people talk about how inexperienced Barack is as compared to Hillary. My mother is one of those people and I have to constantly walk away out of fear I may say something to disrespect her in the heat of the moment. Barack may have come out of ‘no where’ (Shame on you for spelling the tag Barak Chris) but at least he seems sincere. I can relate to him, he is a man of the people IMO, my people. He feels where I come from, even though he’s not a typical ‘Black American’ he can relate to us better than she can..

23 04 2008
Lady

FIRST!!!
(now ill go back and read the post).

Why do people do this??

23 04 2008
Lindsay

I don’t know what to say, other than I cosign everything written.

The media (I’m using this generalization even though I hate it because I am part of said “media”), at least here in D.C., tried to do something about black women and their vote, yadda yadda. They talked to the National Organization for Women about white women’s so-called oppression, then to some scholars at Hoard about black women’s. Most of what I read boiled down to my own sentiments: race trumps gender.

23 04 2008
Lindsay

That should be “scholars at Howard”

23 04 2008
maya

Benjie:

Yeah, my friend and I were talking about it last night. Apparently the 54%/46% loss Obama took with the state last night matched the figures in Montgomery County. I’m sure he probably did win Philly (I’m too afraid to investigate that further) but even still…everytime my boss says “Obama should just be vice president; let Hilary have it because she has more experience…She can do two terms and Obama can have it and that way we’ll have Democrats for back to back year” I want to kick him in his nuts. Why is it that this man is winning nationally, and yet we are even having a discussion about him taking second place? White people, man…

23 04 2008
Esquire

A vote for Hillary is not a vote for Bill, you delusional fucktards.

I actually liked Hillary Clinton. And in 2004, I couldnt wait to get out law school to work on her campaign. Then, I found out Sen. Obama was running. hmmmm Lets see what this guy has to offer. I was sold after one speech. I compared the THREE at the time (poor John Edwards) I saw them often as SC was a hot spot.

@maya: I agree. I have never thought that a woman should back down from anything. As one of the FEW women in the SC legal field, I take pride in women’s rights. I do oft think we are the superior gender because of our ability to multitask, be sensitive in the right moments, use that slight sex appeal, all in high heels. BUT THIS BITCH NEEDS TO SIT DOWN. I personally blame HER if McCain wins. PERSONALLY.

What happened to the greater good of the party??? What happened to THAT? While Obama is ahead, and not exactly blowing her away, she knows that she is killing every chance for a democrat to win. So what you lost to a nigga. She should have bowed out and ran for gov of NY. (sorry npr shout out)

Almost every inch of respect I had for her, I lost. Im saddened.

btw: Stop with the Obama/Clinton ticket bullshit. She would SABOTAGE HIM. And he aint finna play second fiddle to her. (y’all done made me go country in here)

23 04 2008
Sister Toldja

I think that John McCain’s first day in office will look something like this:

5:15-Arise
5:45-Morning cardio
5:47- Morning cardiopulminary resucitation
6:30- Breakfast (Baby heart and egg whites, decaf w/two Splendas, splash of skim).
7:00-Bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki for old-times sake
8:00-Worship and prayer time with the Spirts of Hitler and Hussain
10:00- Meeting about educational desparities in the urban school system
10:02- Nap
12:00- Lunch (Blood of the lamb, hummus, pita, prunes)
12:30- Bombing of Atlanta, GA (known around the office as “Niggeronia”)
1:00- Press conference about terrorist attack on Nig….Atlanta
1:15- Follow-up on status of poisoning Earth’s water supply to bring the Second Coming
2:00- Afternoon cardio publinary recusictation
3:00- Apcololypse

23 04 2008
maya

Lindz:

On Bill Maher this weekend the did an interesting segment about how “the media” in Washington and in NYC are very removed from issues at the the very basic level. They talked about how the media helped to over-inflate Barack’s use of the word “bitter,” and they went out to rural PA and talked to people about his comments. Everyone corroborated what he said – people are bitter, and pissed off because the fucking economy has taken away their jobs and they’re stuck. I think between that, and Charlie Gibsons leading-ass, condemming-ass questions to Obama during the debate (which Hilary the leech wrapped herself around and sucked droplet of every opportunity from) it’s clear that there’s some sort of agenda going on. Also, I kept listening to the radio yesterday and lots of people were saying how they had trouble getting to the polls..

23 04 2008
Esquire

does the apocolypse have to be SO early in the day? (sigh)

23 04 2008
Sister Toldja

DEAD at Lady’s story! CHUNKY BARS? AAAAAAHAHAHHAHHA

23 04 2008
Esquire

the thing about Hillary is that everything has become some fake, so planned, so calculated.

First she emotional, then she pratically a gang banger with the guns. At least Bill was off the chain, here, there, and everywhere. People liked him because he wasnt “perfect” and kept it real. except for Lewinsky and then people liked him because he stuck by the man code. Pick a story and stick to that mofo.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

SMH some true shit..Hillary is fucking scary even way before she be came a senator. My Uncle works at The White House as computer tech and he was talking about how when Bill was in office Hillary was real bitch behind doors. He over heard her screaming somehting about wanted her fucking chunky monkey ice cream at Bill while he was fixing Bills personal Laptop and then saw her rush out of the room.

Lady-Bill: Hill, I’m going to the store to get some chunky bars and some twizzlers, you want anything?

Hillary: Oh you going to the store huh? Well, when you get your dick out of her mouth tell that bitch I said hi. I know that’s where you’re going, you’re not fooling anyone you cheating motherfather wamp wamp wamp wamp aahhh *head explodes*
—-
Bill: Hillary, what’s for dinner?
Hillary: Why don’t you ask that bitch Monica? Oh, what? she don’t cook, all she do is suck huh?

BWhahahahhahaha thats hilarious but I bet she does do that to him.. no wonder Bill had work done on his heart Hillary is driving him to a early grave. Poor guy.

23 04 2008
gasdocpol

When I campaigned door-to-door for Obama before the Iowa causcus, we were specifically told to not speak unkindly about Hillary and Edwards.

Obama did not milk Hillary’s Bosnia Boloney for all it was worth as he could have.

There are definate indications that Hillary is hitting Obama not only to help her to win but also to promote John McCain over Obama should he get the nomination so that she will be able to run in 2012 .

23 04 2008
shabooty

by the way, i heard that when the Lewinsky scandal hit, guess who the Clintons had come to the Whitehouse for spiritual advice? Rev Wright. I shit you not.

23 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“I think that John McCain’s first day in office will look something like this…”

Jesus Christ that was funny.

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

*I will be laughing all day at Fig. 3*
That stupid argument about women being oppressed long than Blacks based on when the first Black man was allowed to vote and Amendments 18 & 19, is ridiculous.

23 04 2008
benjie

maya:

*sigh*
don’t even get me started on whites and their political opinions. as soon as they get on the topic of hillary clinton i immediatley envision throwing sharp objects at their genitalia. no one has actually said to me “blacks are only voting for obama b/c he’s black” yet, but i can tell they’re thinking it.
and for the love of all that’s sacred and holy, fucking a president does not prepare you to be president.
hillary’s “experience” isn’t worth much if its only in spinning quotes and random details to her advantage.

i think this may be a good enough time to defect to canada. or maybe cuba…its warm there and the men are attractive.

23 04 2008
Ms.Bisonette

Side note completely unrelated to the topic: me and my friends JUST took a picture with that man in the green in Adam’s Morgan and we still don’t know who he is

23 04 2008
Admiral Furious

I’d really like to know what Hillary’s stance is on NAFTA and the closed door meetings about the North American Union. How many people here have been paying attention to that?

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Oh yea BTW the guy in Fig 1. I see that dude in his bettle bug all the time in Bethesda. and he actually wears that suit all the time..SMH

23 04 2008
dynamicdiva

@Shabooty

I heard that too. I also heard that the Clintons pastor is in hot water for child molestation!!

23 04 2008
Lady

5:15-Arise
5:45-Morning cardio
5:47- Morning cardiopulminary resucitation
6:30- Breakfast (Baby heart and egg whites, decaf w/two Splendas, splash of skim).
7:00-Bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki for old-times sake
8:00-Worship and prayer time with the Spirts of Hitler and Hussain
10:00- Meeting about educational desparities in the urban school system
10:02- Nap
12:00- Lunch (Blood of the lamb, hummus, pita, prunes)
12:30- Bombing of Atlanta, GA (known around the office as “Niggeronia”
1:00- Press conference about terrorist attack on Nig….Atlanta
1:15- Follow-up on status of poisoning Earth’s water supply to bring the Second Coming
2:00- Afternoon cardio publinary recusictation
3:00- Apcololypse

*eyes turn to X’s*

I’m done.. between baby heart, the two min meeting on education and Niggeronia I died.

Speaking of died, isn’t McCain like Methuselah’s great uncle? I’d pay more attention to who was his vice because you know that’s the MF that will end up doing the job. McCain looks like he has a vault of stem cells hidden somewhere for his revitalization.. AAAAND i still believe he’s point shaving.. he has to be in his 80’s.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Hillary switched sides and tried to be his vice.. she’s JUST that thirsty that she’d do it.. and then poison his glass of Metamucil. Then tell Bill to ‘go sleep on that trout-mouth-slew-foot heffa’s couch’ when he tries to move back into the White House w/ her.

23 04 2008
cmoore

Standing Ovation my brother!!

This election is a bunch of bull shit and coonery!! Its is no longer between Clinton and Obama, nor is it female (if thats what you want to call the bitch) against males….this election is all about BLACKS against WHITES!! Clinton is pulling the “Im a Powerful White Woman who deserves to win” card and Obama is pulling the “Im a Black Man who deserves to win” card….this shit is bogus!! If you think that Clinton is a bitch now then wait until the fuckbag has her monthly cycle, then we are really gonna feel her wrath….Obama is the typical charity case. Dont get me wrong, i am all for my black people to come up in the world but give me a fucking break with the charity cases!!! A black either has to have grown up in the ghetto with 15 brothers and sisters, a working mother with 5 jobs and dealing drugs to survive…….TYPICAL CHARITY CASES!!!!! COME ON!!! I know there some black people that has lived a normal life with both their parents (and no not the black abusive father and white trailer trash mother). This country is so got damn COMMON it makes me want to vomitt. Im done…with everything that has to do with this rehearsed election.

23 04 2008
dynamicdiva

So he wears that phucking suit for real? OMG!

23 04 2008
Esquire

What also annoys me about her is that alot of her supporters are just hairy armpitted feminist who have absolutely NO reason to support her other than the vagina. The rest are poor, old whites who would rather drink cyanide than to vote for a coon.

23 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Maya… I agree one hundred percent.

I too am waiting for the idiot to say that blacks are only voting for Obama… because that stereotype is like saying that all women are for Hillary and all whites are for McCain. It just aint true.

23 04 2008
Esquire

@Bisonette:

He’s the dude who writes those books about where to find the money the govt is hoarding for WHITE PEOPLE and thier ridiculous GRANTS.

what are they called?…

23 04 2008
Lady

Esquire – alot of her supporters are just hairy armpitted feminist who have absolutely NO reason to support her other than the vagina.

Oh shit LOL… why’d they have to be hairy armpitted though…

23 04 2008
Admiral Furious

@ Esquire

“What also annoys me about her is that alot of her supporters are just hairy armpitted feminist who have absolutely NO reason to support her other than the vagina. The rest are poor, old whites who would rather drink cyanide than to vote for a coon.”

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! But oh so true…

23 04 2008
Esquire

They are. complete with birkenstocks and those funny blankets they wrap thier children around thier breasts in.

Use a razor and stroller bitches.

23 04 2008
23 04 2008
imaG

Lol @ saying first & McCains win

http://www.anythingblack.net

23 04 2008
23 04 2008
Lady

Part of me feels like this is such a ‘damned if you do damned if you don’t’ shituation (No typo). Like said above, if Barack wins the Hillary supporters won’t vote and if Hillary wins, the Barack supporters won’t vote. McCain is seriously playing the back right now, everyone is concerned about Obama and Clinton but am I the only one who only wants to pay more attention to McCain because of it? I feel like someone is pulling a Kansas City Shuffle on me.. McCain seems like a Bush 3.0 to me… someone who thinks the world would be a better place if people of color didn’t exist in it.

23 04 2008
23 04 2008
Lindsay

lmao @ “Methuselah’s uncle”

…Yeah, McCain doesn’t seem robust enough to last four years in office.

23 04 2008
Tom

“Hillary Clinton is not a woman. Hillary Clinton is a fucking cyborg.”

Ok, but you say it like it’s something about her in particular. It’s just the way we’re brought up or something. I’m a cyborg myself.

“Iran, China, or Russia”

Iran. China and Russia can fight back.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

she needs a facial…

23 04 2008
benjie

“she needs a facial…”

maybe its cause of yesterday’s porn convo, but guess where my mind went first?

23 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“maybe its cause of yesterday’s porn convo, but guess where my mind went first?”

God I love you people…

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Esquire-What also annoys me about her is that alot of her supporters are just hairy armpitted feminist who have absolutely NO reason to support her other than the vagina. The rest are poor, old whites who would rather drink cyanide than to vote for a coon.

so sad but so damn true…but also did you know that the KKK support Obama because they rather vote for a nigger than have Hillary as president…i read that somehwere i few weeks back. SMH

23 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Is that Bill Nye the Science Guy? Or that, other….the one….I seen him before….with the money stuff?

@Sha- That is true. The Clintons, like most politicians who want to sway Black voters (especially in Chicago) did more than bump shoulders with Reverend Wright. Never did I ever think in 10000 years would Wright be a deciding factor in a presidental election. I’m friends with one of Obama’s key staff people and shoot, I’m scared my dirt is gonna drag him down some more! LOL.

I never trusted this country nor it’s Democrats and for damn sure not the media to begin with. Suprised? Not so much. Disappointed? Can’t help it.

23 04 2008
Lady

Mrs. Epps – she needs a facial…

Hell, if she did that Bill wouldn’t have had Monica up under the desk bumping her head…

23 04 2008
Admiral Furious

Mrs Epps…

I truly wonder about that KKK support. Reason being is… it may sound like music to the ears of Obama supporters, but at the same time, I wonder if it was done to cast a negative vibe on the Obama camp simply because the Klan indeed knows of their gloomy presence and figured it would be a good idea to try and bring Obama down. Then again, maybe I’m reading too much into it.

I wonder if Obama accepted their donation or not.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

lmaooo@ benjie..yea i was talking about at a spa but a cum facial she needs as well but its obvious that will never happen considering Bill is probably scared Hill will jedi mind trick him into cutting his own dick off, like she does when he talks out of line.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

AF-Mrs Epps…

I truly wonder about that KKK support. Reason being is… it may sound like music to the ears of Obama supporters, but at the same time, I wonder if it was done to cast a negative vibe on the Obama camp simply because the Klan indeed knows of their gloomy presence and figured it would be a good idea to try and bring Obama down. Then again, maybe I’m reading too much into it.

I wonder if Obama accepted their donation or not.

Yea I was thinking the same thing when I read the article. Because it sounds fishy to me. KKK hates niggers why start now and support one running for office…hmm..I dunno if Obama accepeted but I remember seeing pictures of Klan mems. with Obama signs in their yard.

23 04 2008
Mr. Smith

“so sad but so damn true…but also did you know that the KKK support Obama because they rather vote for a nigger than have Hillary as president…i read that somehwere i few weeks back. SMH”

I think I remember seeing a satire like this on television a few years back where the KKK wanted to use reverse psychology to bring down black people. I’m so glad I’m not the only person that thinks that even though Hillary is taking her lose like a bike seat without a cushion, this dragging out is helping generic white guy #44 win the election NOW.

Thanks Hill, you fucking selfish cow. Your pride is doing a lot more damage than helping your sensitive need for lusty power.

23 04 2008
dynamicdiva

I heard that KKK support thing was a hoax. Perhaps snopes has some info on it. Checking..

23 04 2008
Grimm

don’t care how this sounds, but i do not like Hilary because she told Anna Wintour she would not pose for VOGUE as she would appear “too feminine”… Ms. Wintour went on to suggest that Hilary should invest in a new haircut and a few purple power suits and I agree. As a woman I would be happy to see a woman in office, just not her. There are plenty of obvious reasons to no longer trust her, so i will not mention them. I will only say that if a woman is president I want it to be a woman who embodies what it is to BE a woman. She tries too hard to be non feminine and it makes her seem abrasive.
Also, I hate her terrible haircut, her dowdy clothing, and how she reacted after “clevage-gate”. How about a smart, charming, likable woman who dresses well and wears spike heels… Hilary IS like a robot.

I think that McCain would invade China because its powerful and all, but the real reason is that Mandarin is difficult to learn and since hes old he can’t risk catching SARS at a meeting.

23 04 2008
dynamicdiva

snopes.com says false!

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps
23 04 2008
Mr. Smith

Oh almost forgot. He would invade China

1. Most powerful and he just doesn’t seem like that bright a personality

2. Right freaking next to Korea… target #2

3. It has oil… errr…. and weapons of mass destruction?

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

nobody’s invading China or Korea…have you seen them march?

23 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Hillary got a check from the RZA. While I like the Wu as much as any other B-girl worth her Shelltoes, dude is a major dusthead! And if Obama were taking money from rappers, there would be a picture of him on every major paper with a chain Photoshopped around his neck and a Pack of Kools in his pocket, talking about “Obama: Blood Or Crip?”

23 04 2008
cmoore

The KKK only supported Obama so they can get him elected over hillary. Once this is done then they are gonna vote for McCain because they figure that Obama wont win against McCain but Hillary can be competition…..TYPICAL COONERY!! Them white fucks dont give a damn about no obama and they sure as hell arent gonna risk hilary crazy ass being put in office….so they swallowed their vomitt and gave Obama money.

23 04 2008
scarletjones

The KKK thing was a joke from a british satire mag online:
The Daily Squib

and thank you so much for using one of the most appropriate adjectives i could find to describe most Hillary supporters. Clin-tron supporters = fucktards!

I was telling people before this shit was even starting that McCain would win, Hillary would run, Obama shouldn’t run because if he does he will get jerked by the party because they’ve been planning for Hillary to take the house since her jizz-sprinkler hubby had to go kick rocks. It’s actually sad that we’ve all had to be subjected to this bullshit of a primary and will have to be subjected to this bullshit election, but i guess if we really are pissed about it we should move. Personally i’ll stay in America where i can talk about how fucked up it is and not worry about getting grabbed up in the night by government torturers and have my whole family executed. FUCK YOU AMERICA! thanks for the rights!

oh, and McCain is going to do Russia first, because he’s a veteran and he knows all those poor troops need some cooler weather now since they’be been baking they asses off and getting sunburn because sunblock is gay and we don’t ask or tell in the military.

(sorry in advance if the links are jacked. still trying to get it right)

23 04 2008
Mr. Smith

Nah debunk. Checked the KKK’s website (go figure, they actually have one). Not only was it littered with hackers work and poor site set up, but they wanted to firmly state they do not support Barack Obama.

This hope for change in my life has turned into the biggest fuck over i’ve ever experienced

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

check out http://www.votesmart.org to see each candidates voting records/stances, i.e. NAFTA, gun control…

23 04 2008
benjie

“nobody’s invading China or Korea…have you seen them march?”

did you see that (i think) dateline special they had when diane sawyer went to north korea? it was THE freakiest thing that i had ever seen. marching, and swearing their dying love/loyalty to kim jong-il. i mean even down to the friggin toddlers.

*shudders*

23 04 2008
Esquire

@MrS EPPS:

I saw that KKK “endorsement” too, but that is a fake article off of a british wbesite that is fake news. The same site that produced that fake Supreme court ruling about taking away a black woman’s power to name her children.

23 04 2008
Esquire

Oh damn…if i had scrolled down, I woulda seen you figured that out! Sorry!

23 04 2008
keepitreal

I think it ridiculous that we as black people are making this such a big issue. Everyone knows that there is little to distinguish the two candidates from each other. The biggest two being race and sex. I can’t believe we (all Americans) are SO STUBBORN that we would allow the anti-Christ to become president AGAIN. We all know that this country will be better off either Obama or Clinton as President. People we can not get discouraged because we don’t get our way. No matter which candidate wins the ticket, don’t let McCain win this election.

23 04 2008
Esquire

Those damn Asians can march thier asses off. They look like they would kick the shit out of an entire country. I LOVE to watch that.

23 04 2008
whiteblackeducatedhater or whatever i am today

oh my goodness, what is up with people wanting to be the 1st commenter?

anyway, i agree with most of what you’ve said. but one thing that irks me enough for me to spend time just reiterating what you’ve already written–is that somehow if you’re black, and barack’s blackness plays any positive part in why you want to vote for him, you are some type of backwards, ignorant, racist essentialist or apolitical black nationalist.
yet when all these streams of white, asian, latina, and even black girls talk about wanting a woman to be president…that’s totally fucking acceptable. what the fuck is that about?

i generally hate election time, because that’s when the complete ignorance and stupidity of the general american public is on full display. people say the DUMBEST, non-thought-out SHIT and it’s perfectly okay b/c it’s all a part of their exercising their constitutional rights.

on top of that, when the fuck did being the wife of someone with a job count as “job experience?”
man i can’t fucking stand that bitch or her bitch ass husband or her bitch ass campaign.

23 04 2008
Lady

I don’t know why people (not saying here, but in general) sleep on China like you can just sneak up on them. Those are some of the most intelligent people, rival with the US if not surpass when it comes to technology in certain areas, academic intelligence (they DO still go to school all year round right?), discipline, war training… i mean there are pros and cons to both, but I am not about to think it’s as simple as get a plane, get a big bomb and fly over there and go boom. I think they would make it a point to not go out like Japan did. I leave that train of thought to the straw chewing osh kosh bgosh overall wearing rednecks who think the ‘boom’ can solve every problem.. and if somehow we DID get away w/ that there would be hell to pay…

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Mr Smith-Nah debunk. Checked the KKK’s website (go figure, they actually have one). Not only was it littered with hackers work and poor site set up, but they wanted to firmly state they do not support Barack Obama.

Umm yea thats more like it…I knew that shit was a joke it had to be. They would probably hang themselves before they vote for Obama..

Fuck it Everyone VOTE FOR ME for prez hahaha 🙂

1. I’ll make it legal for you to beat your kids ass in public and or hit someone else child if they act up in your presence

2.Legalize the weed

3. Allow illegal immagarnts to work in the US someone has to mow the lawn

4. Free Cable

5. Free college education(cuz my ass is paying off my loan now since I have a full scholarship for my last 2 yrs)

6. Water should be free dammit bottled or not. Im tired of paying for bottled water just cuz it says spring water when they no good and damn well it’s tap

When i think of some other shit I’ll added it hahaha

23 04 2008
Quiet Storm

@Lady: Why people think that Hillary = Bill 2.0 is beyond me, they’re married not related, their personalities are totally different and you can SEE that on TV.. so wtf.

I have been saying the same thing! I dont understand why the hell people are using Hillary=Bill as their main reason for voting for her. Almost anything he says, she does not agree with, so why the hell does people think she will actually take into consideration anything he says if she became president (God forbid!). Frigging idiots

@Esquire: everytime my boss says “Obama should just be vice president; let Hilary have it because she has more experience…She can do two terms and Obama can have it and that way we’ll have Democrats for back to back year” I want to kick him in his nuts. Why is it that this man is winning nationally, and yet we are even having a discussion about him taking second place?

Son! I seriously wanted to do some nut-kicking too when I hear someone say this. They will always find ways to keep the black man down and in the background. I bet if Obama initially came out and said “Hillary should become my bitch..i mean be vice president on my ticket”. All hell would break loose.

@benjie: don’t even get me started on whites and their political opinions. as soon as they get on the topic of hillary clinton i immediatley envision throwing sharp objects at their genitalia.
i think this may be a good enough time to defect to canada. or maybe cuba…its warm there and the men are attractive.

Yeah, i think it would be a good time for me to defect and go back to Jamaica WI if this shitification of an election turns for the worst and great-great-great-great (times infinite)-grandpa-slave master McCain wins.

@Lady: Speaking of died, isn’t McCain like Methuselah’s great uncle? I’d pay more attention to who was his vice because you know that’s the MF that will end up doing the job. McCain looks like he has a vault of stem cells hidden somewhere for his revitalization.. AAAAND i still believe he’s point shaving.. he has to be in his 80’s.

I said the same thing, but no one seems to notice this. I am soo glad I wasnt the only one that had this train of thought. I think McCain is Methuselah’s great grandfather. Every time I see him on TV I hold my breath waiting for him to grab his chest and just keel over and die. Damn he old!

23 04 2008
Lady

I think it ridiculous that we as black people are making this such a big issue. Everyone knows that there is little to distinguish the two candidates from each other. The biggest two being race and sex. I can’t believe we (all Americans) are SO STUBBORN that we would allow the anti-Christ to become president AGAIN. We all know that this country will be better off either Obama or Clinton as President. People we can not get discouraged because we don’t get our way. No matter which candidate wins the ticket, don’t let McCain win this election.

@ Keepitreal –

While it’s true that they do have the same stance in what’s most important… to me anyway, there is another big difference between the two. I stand by this 100%, SINCERITY. I do not trust Hillary to stick to what she’s spewing on TV. How many times have people been elected and for lack of a better term ‘you don’t get what you pay for’? There is something about Barack that makes be believe that he can affect change as he now claims he will. It could just be personality. He could be a big a snake as anyone else but just better at hiding it while Hillary gives you the real at face value..

I’ll still vote no matter what, cause I dont want old man Jankins at the helm..

23 04 2008
Merri Lee


shabooty (14:27:45) :

FIRST!!!
(now ill go back and read the post).

Just because you referred to yourself as Chris’ asshole friend in the “Sunburn” post doesn’t mean you have to prove it.

23 04 2008
Merb

If Obama doesn’t get the Democratic ticket he should leave the party and start up a brand new one because Democratic Party is so screwed up anyway.

23 04 2008
Lady

or is it effect change.. i hate that damn affect vs. effect thing

23 04 2008
scarletjones

@Lady

I heard that! I am not feeling ol man Jankins either… but Jankins step-daughter Hillary i fear will not be much better. And she would last through the whole presidency because she got her stem cells on hold in some european country out there.

I feel like I did when GWB ran the first time against Al gore. I was like, DAMN, this is what i have to choose from?

it’s a disappointing time in the american political scene.

23 04 2008
Merri Lee

@cmoore – If you think that Clinton is a bitch now then wait until the fuckbag has her monthly cycle, then we are really gonna feel her wrath…

***********************

Hillary is SIXTY YEARS OLD! She’s way past that. I’m no Hill supporter, but women are perfectly functional all month long, thank you very much.

23 04 2008
Ms. Kristine

LOL@knaturalbeauty! “…have you seen them march?” COMEDY!

I knew Hill was going to take Penn, (anything else would not have been news worthy) I swear to G that something is seriously up with this election! I mean damn! we haven’t even gotten to the “real” election yet and all this is goings ons!

I could write all day about it, but I have projects piling up on my desk!

Final comment: The “experienced” reasoning behind HC being a good presidential candidate from day one has been unfounded, yet it continues to come up all day everyday!! I just wish it would stop! People are misinformed and chose to remain so! Good luck to us all in November! 😦

23 04 2008
dteezy

haha at the McCain 1st day in office….
also @ the obnoxious laugh!

anyways i think we’ll invade Iran first… that might happen before Bush gets out of office.

@ Esquire
So true about the white women and the old white men…. it’s funny but a lot of voters seem to vote on just one issue. “Oh she’s a woman, I gotta vote for her.” “Oh he’s gonna cut defense spending and I may lose my job, I won’t vote for him.” “Oh he’s against gun control, I’ll vote for him.”

People need to open their eyes and see the whole picture.

23 04 2008
nyc

I say we all start looking at setting up civilizations on other planets as alternatives. Im so sick of this shit that what are a couple of aliens compared to robobitch hillary and grandpa mccain.

23 04 2008
Merri Lee

This whole election has made me lose faith in humanity. What was that BS debate on ABC moderated by Charlie Gibson and ex-Clinton Cabinet member? They went a full hour before asking any real questions. I use the pphrase “real questions” loosely.

23 04 2008
Merri Lee

This whole election has made me lose faith in humanity. What was that BS debate on ABC moderated by Charlie Gibson and ex-Clinton Cabinet member? They went a full hour before asking any real questions. I use the pphrase “real questions” loosely.

23 04 2008
Dom

I knew Hill was going to take PA too, its been projected for weeks. Im hoping Obama will come back and snatch up NC and IN, and burry this b.

In the meantime, this election shows that the Dempcratic Party needs a system overhaul. This could go on for months! Guam is voting next on May 3rd, with Puerto Rico on the 20th. Do we really want the good people of Guam OR Puerto Rico vas the deciding vote for our next pres?

23 04 2008
Merri Lee
23 04 2008
DavidMac

Yeah, its the Democratic Party’s fault Obama is a idiot who doesn’t know how or does not possess the common sense to finish off a opponent that he has down.

23 04 2008
Quirky Cutie

For the “It’s time for a woman to be president” followers…

Women (most of whom are white) make up >50% of the American population. If these Hillary backers wanted a female president so bad, they should have devised a plan for all females to close their legs until a woman is elected president. For some reason I feel if blacks were over half the population, we’d be past just being on our first serious presidential contender now.

23 04 2008
shabooty

Obama is a long-legged, mac daddy!

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

“Women (most of whom are white) make up >50% of the American population. If these Hillary backers wanted a female president so bad, they should have devised a plan for all females to close their legs until a woman is elected president”.

DEAD

23 04 2008
Sister Toldja

@ QC-If Black people were 50% of the population, the Crip party candidate would die in a shoot out with the Blood party candidate at the first debate.

23 04 2008
pen

Well done post. I am more and more upset with the Clintons and media for all the BLATANT racist remarks, falsely made elitist label on Obama and, honestly, they just seem plain crazy lately. Who said you MUST become president?

23 04 2008
Quirky Cutie

@Sister Toldja -If Black people were 50% of the population, the Crip party candidate would die in a shoot out with the Blood party candidate at the first debate.

Oh no you didn’t *neck roll and finger snap* 🙂

23 04 2008
Merri Lee

I know this is wrong,but I’m posting it anyway 😀

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

I WANT THAT SHIRT NOW! ahahahahahahaha

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

It’s both sexist and racist, I love it. If only it offended a particular religion, then I’d buy it.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Merri- I WANT that shirt I just made that statement to my hubby lastnight ahahhahah

BROS before HOES..classic

23 04 2008
Dom

@ DavidMac

No, its not the DP’s fault Obama hasn’t stomped Clinton into the ground, but this whole convoluted mess of an election process has called into question the way we vote. Alot of people, young and old alike have learned a crap load from this.

Also, dont look down on Obama because he refuses to stoop to Hillary’s level with the dirty tactics, That just prooves him to be a man of integrity. I think thats a quality we can all agree has been sorely lacking in the white house lately.

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

ok, I just REALLY read the post. You’re right (or course), ‘Democrat’ is not a party, it is a label. I know, personally, I registered as Democrat in DC because, like in other states*, if one is registered as Independent or any local party, one can not vote in that state’s Primary. And as CNN shows us, the Primary es muy importante. A lot of folks don’t realize this, and no one educates Us. So, if you’re a registered Independent, I suggest you switch parties to Primary voting rights, regardless of how disallusioned and faithless you are in the American political system.

*yes, I know DC is not a state. Don’t jump on me know-it-alls!

23 04 2008
Raina

Definitely Iran. China owns us and more than that they have a larger military. And as much as we don’t like them they keep North Korea in check. Russia might come later but I ran will be first.

23 04 2008
Angry v3.2b

Mrs. Epps, I’m very disappointed in your post. Legalize marijuana? For what? Drunk drivers already kill people on a seemingly regular basis – the last thing we need is high drivers killing people.

In addition – I’d rather pay for bottled water knowing that it’s been purified rather than drink “free water”. Understand that you’re paying for the purification process so that we don’t end up with outbreaks of cholera across the United States.

Furthermore, if Hillary some how pulls this one out and wins the nomination, I’ll probably just write Barack’s name in, regardless if it counts or not.

That is all.

23 04 2008
Angry v3.2b

David Mac’s ignorance is on a level that would typically cause the average American’s head to explode.

23 04 2008
carolinahaze

I think McCain will go after Iran 1st. Real talk, our military isn’t up to fighting N. Korea or China. Just by sheer numbers, they have us beat. Everybody in N.Korea has to serve in their army. China has like 4 or 5 million soldiers, all of em good and brainwashed.

The 2 party system we have is a joke on top of an electoral college joke on top of a fucked up system of national/regional jokes of governing bodies. If Canada wasn’t so fucking lame and cold, I would have moved loooong ago.

23 04 2008
Angry v3.2b

@knaturalbeatuy…

so the shirt should say something like “Bros Before Hoes, unless they’re Catholic, then it’s little boys first.”

23 04 2008
Angry v3.2b

carolinahaze and everyone else on here that seems to have studied the US Military or served in it –

Sheer numbers thus = defeat? Have you all never studied Napoleon Bonaparte?

Please….if you all would like a lesson I’d be happy to oblige, as would Esdotto I’m sure. If we can leave the military talk out of this and keep it strictly political, I’ll refrain from becoming v4.0 of Angry.

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

ahahahaha@Angry. The shirt can’t offend the molested, that seems cruel. But, yes, it can offend Catholics.
And I agree that sheer numbers doesn’t equal defeat. Organization and psychological manipulation are key in any battle. We do have ‘better’ weapons. Has anyone seen that show “Future Weapons.” And that’s just the shit that unclassified, imagine what the military is really working on. But, China and Korea march by the thousands – IN UNISON. That’s scary, ok. Our military can’t go up against that kind of focus.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Angry-Mrs. Epps, I’m very disappointed in your post. Legalize marijuana? For what? Drunk drivers already kill people on a seemingly regular basis – the last thing we need is high drivers killing people.

In addition – I’d rather pay for bottled water knowing that it’s been purified rather than drink “free water”. Understand that you’re paying for the purification process so that we don’t end up with outbreaks of cholera across the United States.

DUDE..a) it was a joke…(legalizing weed)b) yes you smart ass I know that when you buy bottled water so called “purified” your paying for the purification process but are you really? How do you know that it is purified? Did you go to the “purification center” to see that bottle of water you are probably drinking right now was? You only assume that because its written on the bottle. When I was in HS in my science class we tested all types of bottled water to find out that it had the same shit as good ol tap water that you wash your dishes with. I think I’ll stick to my good ol Brita pitcher where I can see my water get purified. And also you not just paying for the “purification” your paying for the name as well.

in the words of Angry..That is all 🙂

23 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

“But, China and Korea march by the thousands – IN UNISON”

They’re not marching, they’re practicing retreat. Ever notice they’re always marching AWAY from large government buildings?

23 04 2008
Mr. Smith

I need to gain myself some of this experience so I can become president. Someone point me in the right direction of which politicians wife I should bang first

@ Quietstorm
““Hillary should become my bitch..i mean be vice president on my ticket”.”
LMAO

23 04 2008
Angry v3.2b

Mrs. Epps – glad you’re only kidding about marijuana.

On the bottled water – I’d like for you to travel to Mexico and drink the tap water, since it’s “all the same.” Get back to me after Montezuma says hello to your colon.

Chris – hahaha, practicing retreat. Outstanding. Also, sir, it appears as if the growing popularity of your blog is causing the ignorance level to come close to achieving critical mass around here…God Bless teh Intarwebbernetz.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Angry-On the bottled water – I’d like for you to travel to Mexico and drink the tap water, since it’s “all the same.” Get back to me after Montezuma says hello to your colon

ahhahahahah hell no! In mexico I’d take bottled water hands down OR I would drink tequila right out the bottle the whole time I was there. Mexico’s water= 6 months of uneeded kimo. But I am talking about AMERICA!!!!!!!

23 04 2008
Mr. Smith

I mean come on people… We have an Air Force and a Navy that’s literally on the verge of becoming the evil empire in Star Wars. You really think we’re scared of people who say they have nukes? Wiiiith no launch capabilities to hit US?

23 04 2008
Johnny O

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

Regardless of what they’re marching away from, ya can’t deny the focus. Sorry. The Chinese hate us; they’re poisoning our dog food, putting extra lead in our toys, and trying to make us addicted to mambo sauce. Can’t you see? Or have they gotten to you, too. Damn Asian girls, right?
^joke, don’t jump on me.

23 04 2008
Grimm

Regardless of how powerful our army is or was in the past, we have been making alot of enemies and have amassed alot of debt. We all know that our stength came from our weath, so if China is quickly becoming the biggest power i dont think its outlandish to think they can defeat us, or any other technologically advanced one for that matter. All of our many enemies would gang up on us…
When was the last time a war has been fought on American soil? When was the last time we suffered the fate we have placed on others? I dont think we should count China out.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

The Chinese hate us; they’re poisoning our dog food, putting extra lead in our toys, and trying to make us addicted to mambo sauce. Can’t you see? Or have they gotten to you, too. Damn Asian girls, right?
^joke, don’t jump on me.

True shit Knatrual, did you ever hear about the call back on that one toy Aqua Dots and the little white kids swallowed them. Well they found that the little balls were laced with the drug in the Date Rape drug GHB.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/08/toy.recall/index.html

23 04 2008
london

please don’t let that rabid dumpy cyborg in….. we had the first ‘woman’ (and i use that term lightly) prime minister over here 2 decades ago and she fucked britain up proper… we are still reeling from it… thatcher was a mare.. (a nightmare..) she was best buddies with your cowboy reagan and they between them ushered in the last worldwide recession…. i hate being poorer than i should be dammit…
i hope and pray obama wins… michelle is made to be first lady.. damn… she is awesome..
and if you all don’t want him… send him on over…

23 04 2008
zoso

@ lady

I feel like someone is pulling a Kansas City Shuffle on me.. McCain seems like a Bush 3.0 to me… someone who thinks the world would be a better place if people of color didn’t exist in it.

I hear ya. McCain has said before he has no economic plan, in fact, his only plan is to pretty much copy Bush. The only Rep. I liked was Romney, but of course he’s Mormon so even though he was best qualified (imo), he was dumped for toting the wrong religion. What a sham. If it comes down to Hillary and McCain I don’t know who I’d vote…

Back in late 007 media folks were going on and on about how they were being so light on Obama, not busting his chops, etc. Now all of the sudden the only person being attacked is Obama. Whether orchestrated by the dems or not, it’s a genius strategy, attack Hillary first, early in the campaign. Then once it gets down to the grind, flip the script and go after Obama relentlessly.

Although I found it odd that Hillary was extra quiet on the pastor ordeal, but is milking the “bitter” comment. So, I looked into Hillary’s religious views and came across some interesting stuff. The following are a few articles written about Hillary’s faith, and participation in an exclusive religious group, for those on Capitol Hill, called “The Fellowship”. It seems hokey but actually checks out…

http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2007/09/hillarys-prayer.html
http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2006/12/hillary_clinton_4.html
http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200611/green-hillary

No on to China. Those are some genius folks. China’s basically at the place the US was 50-60 years ago as far as innovation and where we were 80 years ago as far as laying low and collecting funds while everyone went to war. These cats are going to take over the world simply because they’re doing everything right. They send scholars all over the world to other countries to learn (there are tons of Chinese folks in my engineering and planning classes) and then come up with new ideas/tech. Pretty soon they will outdo the US in patents, not just manufacturing like they do now.

On top of that, China gets away with all sorts of copyright infringements and clean air violations. They get away with it because every world leader pretty much knows China’s gonna rule the world in the years to come. I mean hell, they own so much of our debt thanks to our screwed up government that even if we tried to get them for human rights, copyrights, etc. they’d just yank us by the balls financially and the “great american society” would topple over. So much for Rome.

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

“…if Hillary some how pulls this one out and wins the nomination, I’ll probably just write Barack’s name in, regardless if it counts or not.”-Angry

I kind of agree; I never thought I’d ever “throw away” my vote, considering how disrespectful it is to those who fought so hard for that right. But, my conscience wouldn’t allow to vote for anyone but Sen. Obama right now. Maybe I’m taking it too seriously.

23 04 2008
Johnny O

Click on my name to see the funniest Hillary Clinton video of all-time. This has already been alluded to, but damn I almost wet myself when she capped the guy by the tank.

23 04 2008
stuffblackpeoplehate

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23 04 2008
Johnny O

Glad you liked it Chris. Keep up the good work my man.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Johnny O thats vid was tooo funny hahahahha 😀

23 04 2008
Lady

Never let them know your next move…

As much as the U.S. (gov’t and some citizens) likes to think they are capable of having ubiquitous knowledge of who has what and who can do what, they don’t. I seriously doubt that we would know EVERYTHING they have going on and are capable of. I refuse to believe any country that has a fighting chance would show their hand before it’s time to ‘call’

Sleep if you want.. after 9/11 I sleep on no one’s ability to reality check the good ol US of A

23 04 2008
Angry v3.2b

The fact that you’re taking the voting seriously actually means that it might actually matter this year.

I don’t believe not voting is disrespectful to anyone. Throwing your vote away would be voting for a shitty candidate for the sake of voting.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Angry-I don’t believe not voting is disrespectful to anyone. Throwing your vote away would be voting for a shitty candidate for the sake of voting.

I must agree with you Im not going to waste my time and vote for someone I believe is not fit for the presidency. So therefore if Clinton wins then fuck it I’ll stay home on election day and start painting my livingroom.

23 04 2008
McDonalds Sweet TEA!

IRAN FIRST!
“CYBORG”! ROTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23 04 2008
Dom

As much as I dislike Hill, and I really would like to joop her ass, I’d rather have 4 years of Clin-tron than even 2 months of McCain.

23 04 2008
McDonalds Sweet TEA!

@SISTER TOLDJA: first comment….great imagery. no words im DYING.

23 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Well, I would vote for a shitty candidate over John McCain. In fact, I would vote for an actual piece of shit before I voted for John McCain. And his campaign slogan could be “Vote For Me Because I Am The Shit, And Also, Because I Am Not John McCain”.

I don’t think Hillary is a shitty candidate, for the record. I just think she ran a shitty campaign.

23 04 2008
Lady

For some reason if Barack won the presidency i have a feeling a good portion of America would be like the woman i was interning with and want him to prove himself more on the strength of his skin color.

23 04 2008
Angry v3.2b

Mrs. Epps – there is that argument though: the idea that you should vote for the lesser of two evils…it’s either Clin-Tron, or Bush – The Remix….pick your poison.

23 04 2008
keepitreal

knaturalbeauty (19:43:20) :

“…and trying to make us addicted to mambo sauce…”

DEAD

you are crazy

23 04 2008
Mr. Smith

Hell no, I would much rather vote for… (takes a huge gulp) Ralph Nader than vote for Clintron or Bush 2.0

23 04 2008
shabooty

the only thing that video lacked, was the mortal kombat toastie guy coming out of the corner.
TOASTYY!!!!!!!!!!

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Well Angry if I had to choose I’ll go with Clinton as for the Bush remix ma ass is moving to another country.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Nader?@ Mr Smith…smh…

23 04 2008
letinstar

i would rather gnaw my paw off than vote for mccain…that being said, i am ever so disappointed in how hrc is running her campaign…she is no idiot…the people that she surrounded her self with…such as geraldine ferraro and mark penn are the VERY people she will appoint to positions on her staff, should she get the presidency…hrc race bated, cried and lied to get to where she is right now in her campiagn…and make no mistake…siding up with mccain against obama proves to me that she’s not interested in the black vote… she’s assuming that she’ll get it…that’s why she feels she can play these games…and black people should not be so eager to give our vote to the democrats just because they’re democrats…they’ve done very little to earn our vote…

23 04 2008
Merri Lee

I blame Hillary. Yes, I know that was wrong. I’ll go sit in time out now…

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@ Merri

You need to put your nose against the wall!

23 04 2008
Iloveblackpeople

Thank you Merri Lee. Almost everyday I receive a wonderful gift from the SBPH commenters. I got to see the BET episodes of Boondocks (man I spent a lot of time at work looking for those!). Just yesterday, I found out Diddy continues to say some of the most Ig-nant shit ever. And today, you have given me this wonderful story to send to my Congolese friend who always tells me how wonderful his people are….. You guys are the best!

23 04 2008
Sister Toldja

@ Merri- OMG, no wonder Chris has been quiet today. They put him in hiding! Save Jimmy! Save JIMMMMMMYYYYYYY! Don’t they know it’s Christmas?!?

23 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

HAHAHAHAHAHA@Merri, what in the bloody hell. Only in Africa…

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST!!

HAHAH my ex is from Liberia which is in West Africa and he’s moving back there this summer hmmmm YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! i would laugh myself to an early grave if he looses his dick!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA(evil laugh)

23 04 2008
Johnny O

Hey y’all what’s with the three matching asswipes decked out in Abercrombie gear last night during Obama’s speech in Indiana. Jon Stewart should have a ball with that tonight.

23 04 2008
Johnny O

Note to self. Do not under any circumstances piss off Mrs. Epps. LOL j/k. That is hilarious. I wonder if that’s why I don’t get any women. I must have been cursed already.

23 04 2008
creativecat

Wait a minute! I’m a white middle-class voter and I will vote for Obama over McCain. But I’m voting for McCain if Hillary wins. Or I’ll effectively throw away my vote and vote third-party.

And in regards to this:

“The last type thinks that Bill will effectively become president again, overshadowing his wife in terms of policymaking and so forth thus rendering third and fourth terms of a Bill Clinton presidency.”

It’s not that people think Hillary will do what Bill wants; people remember that Hillary was puppet-master when Bill was pres.

Also, in a post about black people hating the Democratic party, you should have linked to this video. ; )

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Johnny,
Im a pretty peaceful person but then my mom side(puerto rican) comes out of me when I get fucked over by someone 🙂 but hey all I can say is KARMA is a fucking bitch! I LOVE IT!!

My Motto- Fuck up once really badly with me you’ll be shitting your pants because I know a guy who knows a guy and it will be Soprano style 😀

or either I will get Hillary Clinton to jedi mind trick you in to cutting yourOWN dick off as i stated in one of my previous comments…

23 04 2008
Lolo

http://separate-equal.net/?p=499 It’s my writeup from the days right before the vote.
http://separate-equal.net/?p=453 That’s from more lighthearted days, and I link it mainly to point out that Lewinsky didn’t wear a purple dress.

I checked your blog today in hopes of escape but no! Oh well, I’ll wade through all the comments and laugh at the scary pic of the Shill.

I’m so tired today but still have the heart to keep in this thing. I’m not ready to commit to whether I will have the stomach to vote for her yet. I’ll just have to see how it goes, although after the Terror ad I don’t see how much lower she can possibly go.

23 04 2008
Lolo

I missed out on a PORN convo?? Gawdaaammat. Now I AM bitter.

23 04 2008
Mrs.Epps

Lolo, ahhahaha yea I have the tendancy to refer to porn all the time for reason…probably because I’m a pervert.hahahaha

24 04 2008
I don't want a name

This is the most amazing post ever. Sister Toldja’s comment about McCain’s schedule is also hilarious.

24 04 2008
Mammoth

Blue. It was a blue dress.

Also: Iran.

*defeated sigh*

24 04 2008
KG

Most of the world already has America by the balls (oil dependency, debt, euros > dollars), it just a question when certain unfriendlies decide to squeeze like a motha.

24 04 2008
Mr. Smith

There was another porn convo? I’ve GOT to stop doing my school work…

24 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Hey Lolo!

I know this belongs in “Stupid Names” and Chris’s unyet written* “Ghetto Living” post, but I need to share my past 10 minues with someone NOW. I live in Bed Stuy and I do love it, but there are moments like these when, fuck, you know?

So, Nay-Nay** has pulled up in front of Pookie’s job (AKA the dope spot) to curse him out for “fucking some ugly short bitch in a Maxima”, or at least so she has heard “all the fuck day long today.” The entire neighborhood has gathered to watch this. Perhaps they are people of note, maybe he is the alderman. It was the perfect set-up for a 90’s music video. All she and her girls had to do was start dancing backwards saucily and pushing men’s faces away.

Then, I saw a nice couple in their 30s with their cute six year old daughter. How nice. Until the mother says “So, Beyonce, are you hungry?”

Yes. Yes. Yes. Her FUCKING NAME WAS BEYONCE. And yes, I started laughing audibly.

* Unyet isn’t a word…..yet. (?)
** There is a 67% chance her name was, in fact, Nay Nay.

24 04 2008
nyc

@ sister toldja

right out of the twilight zone (cue creepy music)

24 04 2008
Lolo

Okay you guys, I can’t even begin to take the almost one thousand comments that have gone on in the past days that I’ve been missing this blog.

@Sister Toldja
I so have to have a copy of that movie you posted the clip to. I swear though, keep it quiet till after Barack becomes president or Cuntwad (I can NOT even refrain today) will be leaking that out into the atmosphere and fanning more fear about the danger!danger!danger! of Obama for President.

Tonight is the first night in too long that my family has had home cooked food and I’m still processing just how to vent my experiences this past weeks. I feel saturated with this neverending race and we’re not even started on the presidential race yet.

Please, could someone just jamb that Shitstain’s hard drive already??

**disclaimer
I am normally a very positive person and my comments are in no way a reflection of the opinions of the Obama campaign.

***double disclaimer
I lie, I’m normally a very mean person and I would happily pay five hundred dollars to Hillary.com if I could have one chance to kick her in her mangina. Again, my wishes are in no way of reflection of the opinions of the Obama campaign.

24 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

um, can MTV’s The Real World be tomorrow’s topic…please.

24 04 2008
Sister Toldja

LOOOOL @ Lolo!!!! AHAHAHHA!

Wait, when did I post a movie clip?

24 04 2008
Lolo

I thought you posted a youtube clip to The Spook Who Sat By the Door on one of Chris’ posts. With your dad? Good lord, don’t tell me that I’m hallucinating now. I bet one of those nast eye Hillary people slipped some GBH into my kool aid.

Time for bed for this old lady now.

24 04 2008
maya

LMAO @ Sister Toldja –

Has Beyonce even been i the public eye long enough for someone to call their child that shit? WHY, LAWD, WHY? This is why I wear my Bougie Bandit button with pride and flair. Your people really fuck with my equilibrium sometimes.

24 04 2008
nyc

@ knatural

don’t even get me strated on the Real World and the sterotypes. Quote from tonight’s real world:
“I don’t care if you are from the most inner city ‘blackville'”

24 04 2008
maya

Ok, so I’m the asshole who asked for everyone’s facebook/myspace shit, and didn’t post mine.

Here’s my Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5704888

LOL @ Sister Toldja – You look a lot like my friend Stephanie. And I, too, am on weird profile restrictions because potential employers loooove to see how much of a drunk/druggie you are after hours. This guy I work with actually friended me and stays talkin’ about my photo updates and shit. Clearly, he is now on limited profile.

Anyways, kiddos, friend me if ya want.

24 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Oh, my bad Lolo! I did, and that is my dad- the angriest yaller in the history of angry yallers. Great movie, right? And I bet a lot of White folks do think that America with a Black president would look just like the last 15 mins of the flick, lol.

Maya, this Stephanie character better be attractive, else I am gonna….

The Real World this season is gonna end with 5 Black people in the house, because two of the original White housemates leave and are replaced with two Black ones. I still don’t want to see it though.

24 04 2008
maya

LOL. That real world shit is an effing mess, and yet, I watched the whole hour.

24 04 2008
maya

Sister Toldja – we def. worked on the same blog before. Blkgirl.com?

24 04 2008
brran1

@ Toldja: I’m watching RW right now. How did you find out that info about the show. Is it gonna be a knock down drag out fight?

24 04 2008
nyc

That Kimberly bullshit pissed me off. I was absolutely horrified when she made that comment and even more horrified that Sarah was so nonchalant about it. I am a truly believer that people dont all of a sudden become racists when they are drunk but expose their true racist selves.

24 04 2008
brran1

exactly. She should have just called her a nigger. That was basically the succinct version of what she was saying.

24 04 2008
Kaynaan

LOL … at the first commentator …. there is another blog (slashdot) im sure chris and the admiral are very familiar with /. where that stuff drives me up the wall ! … how about incorporating some of their methods of dealing with it.

im a long time silent reader and loving this place … im a brother from up north so american politics really does make that much sense to me … but rooting for obama anyway !!!!

24 04 2008
ninamosley

noticed “clander” on SWPL. good stuff!

24 04 2008
ninamosley

noticed “clander” on SWPL. good stuff!

24 04 2008
Sister Toldja

Yeah, Maya! I have fallen off, I obligate myself to write for too many blogs. Need to focus on posting each day for my own. Ahem, thebeautifulstruggler.blogspot.com.

@Bbran- There was an article about it a while ago that let the cat out of the bag.

24 04 2008
knaturalbeauty

OMG@ The Real World last night. “I don’t care if you are from the most inner city ‘blackville’” They were all drunk, and like the idiom goes ‘wine goes in, truth comes out’. And then Kimberly (white chick from NC) had the nerve to justify calling Bree (Black chick from Philly) ‘ghetto’ because Bree uses that term to describe herself. I was infuriated. This the same logic They use regarding the word ‘nigger/nigga’. We use it amongst one another, so They want to use it, too. Stop.
|sorry for straying from the original topic|

24 04 2008
zoso

I just saw that episode this morning. I’m shocked no one called that girl out, on the spot, for saying any of that. WTF? Stuff like that becomes commonplace and acceptable when no one stands up to say it’s wrong.

24 04 2008
ph2072

I can’t STAND Clinton. She will NOT get my vote.

25 04 2008
Pelle

OK, as a republican, I have to say this: Don’t deny your own party your vote just because your candidate didn’t win.

Personally, I was hoping for Mitt Romney to be the Rep. nominee, but I wouldn’t be a Rush Limbaugh crybaby and jump parties/abstain for that.

I grew up in a country where you had about 10-12 parties to vote for, and at first I could not wrap my head around the US 2-party system. But it all comes down to two big funnels, where you drop your vote and hope that your candidate was the most mainstream for your end result — ending in a big final election.

Again. All rep-dem crossfire aside, do your own party a favor and vote for your winner in the big one.

7 05 2008
MayDarling

I have stopped watching the Real World because it’s devolved into the most random piece of televised trash ever.

I’m also putting the 2008 Presidential Election into the same boat. It just proves the fact that white people are just as capable of coonery and buffoonery as anyone else.

13 05 2008
Tiger

I’m so sick of Clinton. Today, stupid biased CNN reported that Clinton’s aid is now saying if she wins the popular vote somehow because of those racist states of KY and WV, then she should get the nomination, because the popular vote is most important. HELLO?! Does anyone #$%@ remember back when Clinton was ahead in superdelegates and Obama was ahead in popular vote, how Clinton was saying that the superdelegates were what really clenched the nominee? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND! grrrrr. And if Obama pulled isht like this everyone would be up his butt about it.

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