Figure 1: Motherfucking Ohio (from NatalieDee.com)
Dude, what the hell is wrong with people in Ohio? First they manage to cost the Democrats the election in 2004 with bizarre election shenanigans, and now they give into Hillary Clinton’s scare ads and other ads tapping into America’s subtle racism to propel her – the most politically polarizing politician in recent history – into staying in the race.
Fucking awesome. Hello President McCain.
I’m tempted to launch into a tirade about Hillary Clinton’s so-called experience that allegedly blows Obama’s out of the water, because I fail to see how her raising awareness of childhood immunization and Gulf War Syndrome, Hillarycare (a massive failure), and convincing a bunch of old chicks to get mammograms renders Barack Obama a political idiot savant by comparison.
Anyhow, back to Ohio.
It didn’t take me very long to figure out that everyone from and everything about Ohio is completely insane and cannot be trusted with anything at all, ever:
Figure 2: Ohio – Racism, Anger, Male Nudity
After reading this entry, you’re going to wake up everyday and realize that their votes count just as much as yours, and you will be forced to fight off suicidal urges. When Ohio puts McCain (or maybe even Nader) in the White House, I’m moving to Canada.